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@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-10-16 12:15:43

Hier käme normalerweise ein Infotröt mit #Pollendaten, aber es stehen aktuell keine Daten von der #Pollenflugmessung in #Berlin zur Verfügung.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-15 10:25:24
Content warning:

Does this animal skin make me look thicc?
#BumDayMonday #GreekRomanArt

Hadrian-era Roman marble sculpture of Dionysos seen from the side, facing right. His bum is well visible, a plump curve to the left.
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 13:30:15

I've learned the ultimate secret to making good (steamed/rolled) oatmeal in the microwave.
2:30 minutes, then let it sit on your desk to absorb all that hot water for 5 or more minutes. Since the grains are precooked and dry, they'll have time to absorb the hot water and get plump. Patience is the secret ingredient (who would have guessed).
The previous method was scooping lava oats into my mouth.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-11 00:49:10

it occurs to me now that I have a laptop from this decade I could prolly start making let's plays again
I am bad at every video game so they're usually pretty funny I'm ngl
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMf

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2025-12-14 09:50:37

Soooo, the AI bubble might burst even this year already? I was thinking of 2026, but maybe we'll have very interesting Christmas ahead
piaille.fr/@rts/11571378415063

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-10 00:41:34

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Hole:
🎵 Plump
#Hole
dandyboyrecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/2nbTJN4

@pre@boing.world
2025-11-12 20:54:28

Carpenter called away to an emergency leak elsewhere today. Trouble with having a carpenter who is also a plumber I guess. 😆
The frames for the window doors look to be mostly completed, the doors that will make the blinds are up (though probably presumably will come down again to have mirrors attached? Maybe?). Lots of holes in wood filled. Stupid natural products. MDF don't have no holes, or grain at all.
Trying to render an image big enough to fill the wall there. 2m x 1m. Keeps crashing my machine. Going to have to try and render it in bits or something.

@nohillside@smnn.ch
2026-01-10 09:34:34

Stadtplanung ist wohl manchmal wie Tetris spielen ...

https://www.stadt-zuerich.ch/de/planen-und-bauen/projekte-und-ausschreibungen/oeffentliche-ausschreibungen-auflage/ausschreibungen-im-strassenraum/oeffentliche-planauflagen/planauflage_info.html?id=14061