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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 01:32:16

Maybe she should do a collab with Skrillex
cosmopolitan.com/entertainment

I did talk about having an orgasm in front of 6,000 farmers already. What? Do you want to know? Yeah. I'm sorry, if somebody says to you, I had an orgasm in front of 6,000 farmers and then you go, no further questions.

How lacking in curiosity would I have to be? So when I was a DJ in England, I used to DJ for the Young Farmers Ball, because they don't get weekends. Walkers, that one. Yeah, yeah. 

But one time the venue was so big that they had these ginormous speakers and there was nowhere t…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-01 08:36:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SeekAndDestroy
Ulthar:
🎵 Cosmovore
#Ulthar
listen.20buckspin.com/album/co
open.spotify.com/track/6f0iAAh

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-30 11:50:46

Sydney Sweeney Created This Moment. But Does It Belong to Her? (Alexandra Whittaker/Cosmopolitan)
cosmopolitan.com/entertainment
memeorandum.com/260130/p10#a26

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 02:20:14

Cockwomble-In-Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 19:48:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Flock of Dimes:
🎵 Not Yet Free
#FlockofDimes
flockofdimes.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/29cQuuX

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-11-27 18:02:38
Content warning: Cooking & food

Just finished round 1 of #Thanksgiving cooking.
I have extremely mixed feelings these days about a holiday founded on genocide (seriously, official Thanksgiving #1 was "hooray we killed these natives, let's celebrate" which is deeply ironic/horrific given that the whitewashed origin story also did happen years earlier). But I'm a big fan of cooking and feasting, so that's what I focus on.
I'm vegetarian so no turkey.
I made "chiraji sushi" in my heavily bastardized personal style, as well as vegetarian stuffing. Both were pretty successful, although I truly regret forgetting to put nuts in the stuffing. I ended up using "smoky chipotle" flavor "better than bouillon" for the stuffing soup base, which pairs surprisingly well with the chopped persimmons. I tried doing microwave -> pan fry -> bake for the potatoes and carrots, and while they turned out good, they weren't as amazing as I'd hoped for.
The sushi (with stir-fried carrots, onions, mushrooms, and peas, plus fried tofu chunks and fresh cucumber and canned corn) turned out excellent.
Now I just need to decide what to have thirds of.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-03 13:51:29

En noticias futbolísticas, Coquimbo Unido se tituló campeón del torneo de primera división en Chile. Es su primer título nacional.
Me gusta que ocurran este tipo de cosas que rompen la hegemonía de los clubes grandes en el fútbol.

@lindawoodrow@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 21:52:52

Front yard garden as we head into Australian summer. Those beans on the right are 4 metres tall. Tromboncino battling it out with grapes for the pagola that shades all the east side of the house - green air conditioning for the summer. Tomatoes, capsicums, eggplants ripening, cucumbers to give away, snake beans coming on, carrots & fennel flowering to feed nectar to the ladybugs & make seed, so many geen beans I'm leaving some to mature. Onions & garlic nearly ready. Still p…

A wide view of a garden, lush greens of every hue, very blue sky, a beehive in the back corner.
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 08:43:51

a cosmopolitan order of Lower Cambrian trilobites with the facial suture marginal, the eyes large, and the pygidium small and rudimentary

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-11-03 18:25:03

What is an #astronaut? cosmobiota.substack.com/p/what -> Does it matter who gets to use the term astronaut at the start of the age of space tourism? Thread: bsky.app/profile/cosmobiologis