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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:38:43

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
...and other hilariously contradictory & moronic moments between MAGA media & the great Rignoramous himself, Fat Nixon.
#humor #jimmykimmel #comedy

@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com
2024-07-23 04:36:57

Meow

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:11:54

California has the 5th largest economy in the world, bigger than India & just under Japan.
Now, Governor Newsom signed a law permitting Marijuana dispensaries to serve food & drink... so next year, come visit CA's Cannibus Cafes!
In other news, they just released 165pg of incriminating testimony & evidence.
HOW IS THIS ELECTION EVEN CLOSE?
"Trump's MELTDOWN Over New Election Fraud Evidence, Melania's Abortion Stance" - Jimmy Kimmel L…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:00:47

Which of these are true? 😁
1️⃣ Chris Hemsworth's first job was cleaning human breast pumps.
2️⃣ Jimmy Fallon was once saved from wild coyotes by Dolph Lundgren.
3️⃣ Kumail Nanjiani tried to murder someone in Singapore.
Find out on:
✅ "True Confessions with Chris Hemsworth and Kumail Nanjiani" - Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:28:06

"Tesla's issued a recall on 27,000 Cybertrucks due to an issue with its rear view camera.
Apparently whenever it's on, you can see all the people laughing at you."
- Late Night with Seth Meyers
#humor #cybertruck

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:02:51

Attn Star Trek fans:
I challenge you to listen to this episode of "A Closer Look" without bursting out laughing at Seth Meyer's legendary reference that only we Trek fans will understand. 🤣
✅ Jack Smith Reveals Damning New Coup Evidence Against Trump in Bombshell Filing: A Closer Look
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@x_cli@infosec.exchange
2024-10-04 13:32:55

Unpopular opinion on software development
Yesterday, I came across CI cultists.
They were preaching one should merge in main multiple times a day.
Quite frankly, I associate this behaviour to lab rats compulsively clicking the button to get gratifications (please don't do that to rats).
I think developers should refrain from becoming merge junkies. Code review is essential for good code quality. Automated tests suck at detecting logical errors, security vulnerabilities, and even decent code coverage.
Also, I believe pair programming is absolutely not a strategy to allow continuous integration. Everybody involved in the development process is drunk on their own bullshit reasons they made up to justify their poor design. Either the code review should be done by someone else, or the developers should sober up for a fortnight before code reviewing their own code.
PS: I am a software developer. I get drunk on my own bullshit as well.
#software #development #ci #codereview

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 06:16:53

Wonderful bloopers from Curb Your Enthusiasm, VEEP, How I Met Your Mother, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, Seinfeld...
"Funniest TV Show Bloopers Compilation"
youtube.com/watch?v=DYWDYcgnGK

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 03:02:45

Remember "Still Alive" & the pursuit of cake? Let's all revisit the glory that was the music of Portal. 😁
"Portal Gave Us The 2 GREATEST Video Game Songs Of ALL TIME" - Charles Cornell
youtube.com/watch?v=YGb04ayqNh

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 02:56:55

Tina Peters. Remember that name.
She & her privilege as a Colorado election recorder broke into election voting machines to modify records, defiantly claiming MAGA 'stop the steal' righteousness to the presiding judge... then refused to take responsibility for her corrupt acts as a clerk
AND GOT 9 YEARS IN PRISON.
"Trump Co-Conspirator CRIES As Judge Gives Her BRUTAL Sentence"