Tootfinder

Opt-in global Mastodon full text search. Join the index!

No exact results. Similar results found.
@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-02-02 20:53:39

""The problem with treating politics as a doughnut, where the centre is consistantly defined as the hole where policy doesn't belong is that it leaves the parties of the Hole to just react to wherever the dough is.""
thegist.ie/the-gist-uk-labours

@sean@scoat.es
2026-01-03 21:05:20

Our Christmas tree didn't drink water this year. It's been pretty much dead for the past 2 weeks. Every time you get near it, needles fall off. It's been quite a mess.
Today was the day it came down. I really wasn't looking forward to having to pick needles out of everything we own between the living room and the door for the next year, so… I went Full Dexter on it. (And it actually worked.)

Dead tree dropped needles
A 10’ x 12’ tarp laid out on the floor next to the victim… er… tree.
The tree, bundled up in the tarp, needles fully confined to the living room.
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 11:44:48

The claim "you won't be replaced by AI, but by a person using AI" is nonsense. The Block layoff victims were some of the most productive, #llm pilled people in the company, but it didn't save them, because that's not what layoffs are about.
The layoff script goes, as always:
- overhire
- lay everyone off
- pretend it's because of

Sharing content to Mastodon is getting easier with the addition of a universal “Share to Mastodon” button for the decentralized social media platform.
Announced on Monday, the widget allows users to share content on any Mastodon server by connecting your Mastodon account and redirecting you to the server that account is on.
The blog post announcing the feature also explains that the tool “works entirely in your browser: there is no tracking data, and it does not store any infor…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-02-02 19:23:58

RE: flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/1
> To justify the sweeping move, officials cited a classified report by the Defense Department that they said found the projects to be a national security threat.
Blimey. A National Se…

Picture of a WWII beach in Normandy, France showing rows of Czech "Hedgehogs", static anti-tank defenses used to defend against mechanised beach landings. A Hedgehog is a trio of steel beams 5-6 feet long welded at right angles (one in each axis of a cube essentially) to form a giant "jumping jack" style obstacle. Few tanks would be able to get stuck ON them because they're quite tall, but you have to drive around them otherwise if a tank or APC ran into one, the two legs in the direction of tr…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 00:16:50

Y-Y-Youw UwU skiww has wevewed up?!?1
(The UwUifier now translates in both directions... kinda)
uwuifier.com/?language=UWU_TO_

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-02-03 17:14:54

I was unreasonably giddy when I stumbled across the real-time discussion of implementation of a feature I use regularly in Shotcut — the proposal, the math, the initial implementation, and then how it evolved into the feature I use.
There's something so cool about seeing people nerd out about stuff and seeing development happen in the open.

The U.S. is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939
—six years into the Third Reich and just before the start of World War II.
"…nobody sane now thinks the answer to abuses at Dachau was to give the guards more training."

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 15:47:49

The most common strategy for "AI-proofing" your career is to get good at using AI tools.
This is futile, because no one is using AI tools to make things that are *good.* The goal is to check the box on the project plan at a predictable pace. As long as the box is checked, quality is not a factor.
To AI-proof your job, get out of the project game.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 16:23:50

Scientists don't want you to know this, but orange cats are slowly replacing humans!

Video of someone walking up to a reception desk and saying, "Excuse me, I have an appointment for today." The receptionist, an orange sitting in a chair next to a computet, looks at the person, then looks around like they're confused. Another person, off camera, says, "They're new here" to which the first person replies, "Oh, okay."