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@xtaran@chaos.social
2026-02-04 18:03:53

View from my living room window at two different times this late afternoon respectively evening.
#Sunset #Sonnenuntergang #Zürich

Orange horizon with the silhouettes of one tree in the center and one on the left edge of the picture. The sun shines through the middle tree. Lots of small clouds from pale orange to dark, greyish blue in the sky.
Zoomed-in variant of the previous picture. Orange horizon with the silhouette of a tree with two trunks. The sun shines through the tree in between the two trunks. Lots of wavy clouds from pale orange to greyish orange in the sky.
Pink, orange, yellow and light blue horizon with the silhouettes of one tree in the center and one on the left edge of the picture. Some clouds in yellow-pink and dark grey. Dark grey blue sky.
Zoomed-in variant of the previous picture. Pink and blue horizon with the silhouette of a tree with two trunks. Lots of wavy clouds from a greyish orange over pink to light and dark blue in the sky.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-01-04 08:34:12

So, tonight's goal is to continue with ngscopeclient performance work.
I started out by doubling the speed of the eye pattern *again* by moving index buffer calculation from CPU to GPU.
Next up is going to be getting the 100baseTX decoder to not be so slow. Right now of the 43 seconds of CPU time in the current 1-minute benchmark, 26.9 is spent sampling the MLT-3 waveform on rising edges of the recovered clock.
The thing is, we already *know* the sample values at the re…

VTune screenshot of a filter graph where most of the time is spent in Filter
ngscopeclient screenshot of a filter graph for decoding 100baseTX ethernet
ngscopeclient screenshot showing decodes of 100baseTX ethernet
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-04 02:26:04

OpenAI's red lines within its DOD agreement are built upon legal language that the NSA has redefined over decades to permit the things they appear to prohibit (Mike Masnick/Techdirt)
techdirt.com/2026/03/02/openai

@sean@scoat.es
2026-01-03 21:05:20

Our Christmas tree didn't drink water this year. It's been pretty much dead for the past 2 weeks. Every time you get near it, needles fall off. It's been quite a mess.
Today was the day it came down. I really wasn't looking forward to having to pick needles out of everything we own between the living room and the door for the next year, so… I went Full Dexter on it. (And it actually worked.)

Dead tree dropped needles
A 10’ x 12’ tarp laid out on the floor next to the victim… er… tree.
The tree, bundled up in the tarp, needles fully confined to the living room.
@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 10:34:28

Grr and argh.
The people who make government websites generally tend to do a halfway decent job of meeting the spec, but they really really need to learn to push back when the spec is FUCKING STUPID.
Having just completed my "Annual Filing" with Companies House - and why is that even a thing, we're not posting fucking vellum to Victorian clerks who scurry up ladders to deposit the sacred paperwork in the appropriate filing cabinet any more - I got a new scary emai…

 This is an official email to the company’s registered email address from Companies House. If you’re a third-party agent who has received this email on behalf of the company, please forward this message to the company directors.

MONAD SOFTWARE LTD’s people with significant control need to verify their identity for Companies House
There’s a new legal requirement for a company’s people with significant control (PSCs) to verify their identity for Companies House, and to confirm that they have …

The U.S. is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939
—six years into the Third Reich and just before the start of World War II.
"…nobody sane now thinks the answer to abuses at Dachau was to give the guards more training."

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-03-03 15:44:57

I'm trying to type the word `part.revision` in our wiki because this is a database field I'm trying to document.
It keeps #autocorrect ing this to `part. Revision` because it thinks I'm actually starting a new sentence and am too stupid to add the space and capitalize the first word.

Jules Winnfield (played by badass Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction in the "Say that one more time, I DARE YOU" scene, where Jules has his hand cannon aimed at Brett's head and dares him to say "What?" again. 

              JULES
                         Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" 
                         again!  I dare ya, I double dare ya 
                         motherfucker, say "What" one more 
                         goddamn time!

Except here Jules is about to shoot …
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 11:14:55

MARCH (Bike Lane Obstruction) MADNESS!
“Fill out the bracket and make your predictions of which cities will report the most bike lane obstructions.”
bikelaneuprising.com/post/marc

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-02-03 17:14:54

I was unreasonably giddy when I stumbled across the real-time discussion of implementation of a feature I use regularly in Shotcut — the proposal, the math, the initial implementation, and then how it evolved into the feature I use.
There's something so cool about seeing people nerd out about stuff and seeing development happen in the open.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-04 05:25:03

Found a website about California Horse Racing and the horse names are fucking incredible. tag yourself im either Unusual Heat or Lost Bus
californiahorseracinghistory.n

"Where the past comes alive."

Welcome to the online home of the horses, races, people, and tracks
that have been part of the rich history of racing in the Golden State.

Here you will read about the personalities of both yesteryear and the present day,
the grand venues that have played host to many of the sport's greatest champions,
and the most memorable races and achievements involving California horses and jockeys.

May you all have fun traveling through more than a century of racing histor…
Ack Ack•Affirmed•Althea•A.P.Indy•Amazombie•American Pharoah•Ancient Title•Arrogate•At the Spa•Authentic•Avatar
Bast•Bayern•Becca Taylor•Bodemeister•Bookies Luck
California Chrome•Candy Ride•Catalina Cruiser•Ceiling Crusher•Charismatic•Chasing Yesterday•Citation•City of Light•Coil•Colonel John•Corniche•Creative Cause
Danzing Candy•Dortmund•Drefong
Eden's Moon•Enola Gray•Excessive Blend
Ferdinand•Firing Line•Flashback•Flightline•Fun to Dream•Fusaichi Pegasus
Game On Dude•Game Winner•Georgie Boy•G…