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@colgrave@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-17 15:11:22

Cheetos and ketchup
nono not dipping the cheetos into the ketchup, i nibble on those ketchup packets, and dump bunch cheetos in my mouth
aaand two glass of milk..
im a freak

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-07-17 10:37:04

CD-Verkäufe in den USA steigen, obwohl viele Käufer keinen CD-Player haben
In den USA steigen die CD-Verkäufe, angetrieben von K-Pop, Sammelleidenschaft und der Sehnsucht junger Hörer nach vergangenen Musikjahrzehnten.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-09-17 18:40:59

A survey of 42,151 adults in 36 countries and 8,607 US adults: populations in 34 of 37 surveyed countries expect AI to cause net job loss rather than growth (Pew Research Center)
pewresearch.org/global/2026/09

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-08-17 15:37:53

ほん
わか

@krone@frawas.de
2026-08-18 06:02:10

37-Jähriger in Haft - Steirer tötet acht Jahre alte Tochter mit Messer #News #Nachrichten

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-07-18 05:37:09

Listen to Britain’s dawn chorus of 1976: the dramatic loss of birdsong in 50 years. Great audio reconstruction.
Same here near Utrecht, the Netherlands: From deafening chorus to almost silent spring, in the 30 years that we've lived in the same place: 1996-2026

Democratic lawmakers are pushing a bill to disapprove of a nuclear cooperation agreement between the United States and Saudi Arabia
in a bid to strike down the proposal during a three-month period of congressional review.
Democratic Reps. Gregory Meeks, the top Democrat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee,
along with Brad Sherman, John Garamendi and Don Beyer
introduced a Joint Resolution of Disapproval on Wednesday,
shortly before lawmakers left Washington to…

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-07-19 00:37:52

Anyone know how to get rid of an old ionization smoke detector (Am-241 based) in or near kitsap county WA? My local household hazmat site won't take them for some reason

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-09-18 09:27:37

Current status: Waiting for various people to achieve REHGI (Rational Empathetic Human General Intelligence). How many more model versions until we reach that?

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-08-17 09:50:37

#Antipirating #ad music stolen
abc.net.au/science/archive/art

@mszll@datasci.social
2026-07-18 21:37:43

This is getting ugly for France.. #worldcup

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 21:26:37

Very possible we will see all out war between US and Iran the coming days, doing incredible damage to the Middle East, USA and the world. All because of one insane president....
#Trump #Iran #usa

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-07-18 02:07:37

Party like it’s Friday night!
Cornish Bagpipe Sextet. There are only 3 human players, but they count their pipes as members of the ensemble. I dunno if that’s a piper thing, a Cornish piper thing, or a joke.
Hey! youtu.be/4jEo_KOrMTw?is=LioYHH

@xtaran@chaos.social
2026-08-17 12:37:25

Kaum ist der Urlaub mit @… wieder vorbei, falle ich wieder in die AST-Zeitzone (Axel Standard Time 😉) zurück: Kurz vor Mitternacht zu einer #Radtour mit dem #BromptonElectricGLine

Ein orangefarbenes Brompton Electric G-Line mit kleiner, grauer Fronttasche lehnt nachts in voller Beleuchtung an einem metallernen Brückengeländer. Links sind Fahrbahn und Geländer von den Scheinwerfern über dem Vorderrad und am Lenker taghell, hinten und unter dem Rad ist alles rot angeleuchtet. Der Gepäckträger wirft Schattenbvon der Rückleuchte unterm Sattel, die auch noch nach unten leuchtet. Zwischen Sattelrohr und Hinterbau leuchtet ausserdem noch eine kleine rote Leuchte seitlich.
Abblendlicht "Low Beam" Lichtkegel des Ravemen UR1700 Akkuscheinwerfers auf einem asphaltiertem, aber dennoch eher unebenen Feldweg in finsterer Nacht.
Fernlicht "High Beam" Lichtkegel des Ravemen UR1700 Akkuscheinwerfers auf einem asphaltiertem, aber dennoch eher unebenen Feldweg in finsterer Nacht. Mensch sieht zusätzlich noch ein paar Äste, die über den Weg ragen.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 18:05:37

We've just been shopping with our bike trailer again.
✅ Weekly errands
✅ Sports
✅ Enjoyed some sunshine
✅ Saved some gas ⛽
I can only recommend those devices!

@thijs_lucas@norden.social
2026-08-17 13:01:37

Okay, Preisraten - was hat das alles zusammen gekostet?
Zwei Baguettebrötchen mit Salat, Gurke, Tomate, Käse und Remoulade.
Ein Marzipancroissant. - Update, 15:15 Uhr: ...das sich als Schokocroissant entpuppt.
Gekauft an einem sehr großen Hauptbahnhof in Deutschland.
Auflösung: 9€ glatt

Zwei Brötchen, ein croissant mit Schokolade an den Enden.
@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-08-18 17:37:57

Giving science talks. colinpurrington.com/tips/scien

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2026-06-19 08:12:37

"Nehmt den Kindern nicht noch die letzte Gelegenheit, rumzuhängen und sich auszutauschen"
alecmuffett.com/article/160943

@scott@carfree.city
2026-06-19 03:18:37

What if your cell phone... could be a smell phone? Now you can share fragrances in all your chats with cutting-edge AI (Artificial Insmelligence) technology

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2026-07-17 16:55:37

Ein Doppeldecker auf dem #RE50 von Leipzig nach Dresden! Dass ich das noch erleben darf! 🥲

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-08-18 11:37:08

Bitte beachten:
Posts auf diesem Account werden meistens in der Schweiz 🇨🇭 verfasst, sind aber Europaweit lesbar.
Da die Schweiz nicht Teil der EU 🇪🇺 ist, werden bei :BoostOK: , :ReplyOK: und ⭐ möglicherweise Abgaben fällig, die Ihnen durch Ihren Internet-Zugangsanbieter belastet werden.
#Schweiz

@tschfflr@fediscience.org
2026-07-17 16:24:37

"What's your favourite emoticon or emoji and why?" - How can you ask me to choose amongst my babies??! 😭😭😭
There are some emojis I actively avoid for visceral reasons (couldn't explain why) and I'm partial to 😅 , 💪 , and 🤷‍♀️ , because they're just so useful. But I'd probably pick the otter floating on its back, because I think that's just design genius 🦦 :aawwww: #emojis #linguistics #WorldEmojiDay

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-09-18 08:37:19

Philosophical movement no. 3:
"I am always about in the Quad."
Name what set of ideas this quotation alludes to.
Again, there could be more than one answer.

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 02:13:37

I’m not saying it’s worth $$$$ to play Red Dead Redemption II at 1440p60 with state-of-the-art upscaling on a Steam Machine…but…whoa

@n8foo@macaw.social
2026-06-19 05:37:09

Think I found my summer #reading

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-08-17 17:10:37

Q&A with WHCA president Jacqui Heinrich about her role, Trump plane swap in Turkey, why the annual dinner is important, Karoline Leavitt stepping down, and more (Michael Calderone/New York Magazine)
nymag.com/intelligencer/articl

@ratp_ligne_13@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-09-17 21:37:44

Un train stationne Š Asnières - Gennevilliers - Les Courtilles vers Châtillon - Montrouge en raison d'un incident nécessitant l’intervention du conducteur .
🤖 17/09 23:37

@nohillside@smnn.ch
2026-07-18 09:37:18

Erinnert ihr euch noch, 2020 , als Masken für viele Teufelszeug waren? KI macht vieles möglich 🤣

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-08-19 02:37:01

3 Chinese-Style Vegan Recipes So Good You’ll Skip Takeout #plantbased

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 15:02:37

RE: #Stuttgart
🙌

@geant@mstdn.social
2026-07-17 09:40:37

🌟 Meet our new SIG on Campus Network as a Service (SIG-CNaaS) 🌟
Bringing together #NRENs exploring how campus networks can move from traditional, locally managed setups to service-oriented, automated infrastructures.
The group just held its first meeting and a BoF at #TNC26, and already brings tog…

Man presenting on a stage
@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 20:37:42

Hab ich's mir doch gedacht:
srf.ch/play/tv/10-vor-10/video
Wer sicher sein will, dass er der …

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 18:37:19

Buffalo Wild Wings implies the existence of Buffalo Domestic Wings

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-06-19 04:42:37

Oh boy. The #Wikipedia article on the Iran war lists “Iranian victory” as the war’s result on the article infobox. (But this is tagged as disputed and there’s a lively discussion on the article’s talk page.)
I’m sure this will not help with the very dim view of Wikipedia already held by conservative, MAGA, and Israel-allied sections in the United States and Israel. 🇮🇷🇮🇱🇺🇸

@dde@social.tchncs.de
2026-09-18 04:37:02

Linkdump 38/2026 – #fundstücke

@stiefkind@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 10:38:37

Never take broken for an answer! Bei unseren Gartenstühlen ist das mit dem Right to Repair aber auch echt ziemlich einfach: Halteseil wegen Verwitterung gerissen, im Baumarkt neues Seil gekauft und mal eben eingezogen. Hält wieder ein paar Jahre. #righttorepair #diy

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-08-18 14:37:12

I've just finished #LibraryBingo. My picks were:
Non-fiction: On Sheep, Diary of a Swedish Shepherd
Genre you usually avoid: graphic novel Persepolis
One word title: Nonesuch
Book set in a foreign country: The Quiet American
Book made into a film: Murder on the Orient Express
Book chosen on cover alone: The Hazelbourne Ladies' Motorcycle and Flying …

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-09-17 14:37:03

Neuralink Blindsight won't work for people with real blindsight (people who are cortically blind yet still respond to visual stimuli that they do not consciously see) #BCI

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 16:31:37

My kids wanted to watch a Blink-182 video ("ahaha they run naked") which led me to think about the preponderance of "college" in US culture.
College movies, college music, college as definition of success (even for dropouts) and so many other examples.
In other words, almost our entire world is broadly based on what male twentysomethings find ideal.
And we wonder why everything's going to shit?

@carturo222@ohai.social
2026-09-18 19:33:37

None of the jokes about the EU flirting with Canada will be funnier than knowing Argentina must be raging with jealousy.

@tux0r@layer8.space
2026-08-18 18:37:11

Einer meiner Arbeitskollegen, 2002 geboren (ich musste auch nachzählen und ärgere mich, dass ich das gemacht habe), stellte vorhin die Frage, was eine LAN-Party ist und ob wir ganz unironisch wirklich alle dafür das Haus verlassen mussten.
Selten fühlte ich mich vergreister.

@denkbeteiligung@digitalcourage.social
2026-07-18 13:00:37

Warum hat Jens eigentlich nicht die Alice gefragt?

@ratp_ligne_3@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-06-19 06:37:40

Le trafic est perturbé sur toute la ligne en raison d'un incident d'exploitation .
🤖 19/06 08:37

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 17:37:06

“Ungut”, einfach tollstes Wort für ein Dazwischengefühl. Ein bisschen besser als schlecht und ein bisschen schlechter als gut.

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2026-09-17 10:58:37

@… thanks for fixing hashtags in the bio, but they are still missing from posts.
Take this one as an example mastodon.social/@_elena/117285

Screenshot of MastoDino with a post from https://mastodon.social/@_elena/ but the hashtags are missing from the post
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-18 20:37:02

E tivemos também aqui o Mião, que no outro dia cismou comigo e me seguiu por metade do estacionamento rs.
#CatsOfMastodon #gatosDoMastodon #Gatos

Gato preto de olhos verdes olhando fixamente para o humano que está tirando a foto. A foto foi feita exatamente no meio de um miado, então ele está com a boca aberta, o que dá um tom divertido à imagem. A impressão é que ele está exigindo alguma coisa.
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-18 21:37:06

Hälsingland #sweden

A scenic view of a green field at sunset, featuring rolled hay bales scattered across the landscape. In the foreground, there is a wooden structure partially visible on the right, with trees and shrubs surrounding the area. The sky is filled with colorful clouds
@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 10:37:36

thetrainline.com sure don't make it easy for you to report to their web team that there's a problem with the site.

@laxsill@social.spejset.org
2026-08-18 15:31:37

I solved today's #TiledWords puzzle!
🙅 “Un-”
🕒 5 minutes, 46 seconds
💡 0/3 reveals used
∗️ 69 moves used
tiledwords.com/puzzles/2026-08

@gse@norden.social
2026-07-17 10:37:29

Linux mint in 10 min installiert ;D

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-18 20:37:36

Me parece fatal que ls vacas no estén obligadas a llevar chaleco reflectante cuando caminan por la carretera.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-08-18 03:58:37

Estimated Delivery: Wed Aug 19

Come Prince And The Revolution GIF by Prince
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-07-17 15:37:15

status: just typed “:wq” into Microsoft Word

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-06-19 07:37:00

Android: Google nennt Zeitplan für Entwickler-Verifizierung und erste App-Stores
Noch im Juni führt Google einen neuen Android-Systemdienst ein, bevor ab Ende September größere Änderungen für Entwickler in Kraft treten.

@ginevra@hachyderm.io
2026-06-19 07:37:28

If you were writing a story, how would you write "Who gives a?"
... this may be an Australianism. The implied last word of the sentence begins with f
Should it be "Who gives a _ _ _ _?"
In spoken English, the "a" is pronounced with emphasis, but that's not obvious on a page.
I'm also curious what level of politeness you'd say this has (whether you're Australian or not) #AmWriting

@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-09-18 09:47:37

Wordle 1,917 3/6 for 18 September, 2026 #LeftWordle
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 55
🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 1
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 0
1. 3rd & 5th wrong. (55 answers remain after guess.)
2. 1st perfect. 4th & 5th wrong. (1 answer remains after guess.)
3. Won! (0 answers remain after guess.)
#Wordle

@KazuShuSora@social.tchncs.de
2026-07-17 19:37:30

Oh fuuuuck Sony
pcgames.de/Anime-und-Manga-The

@Don_kun@nerdculture.de
2026-07-17 17:49:37

Pfad durch das Hochmoor Kaltenbronn #footpathfriday #Kaltenbronn #Schwarzwald

hölzerner Pfad durch Moorlandschaft
@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-07-16 22:39:37

warum schenken wir nicht einfach mecklenburg vorpommern an polen als wiedergutmachung

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-18 05:37:04

I'm watching The Terminal List: Dark Wolf 1x02 ""THE AUDITION"" trakt.tv/shows/the-terminal-li

‪@Nael@pachyder.me‬
2026-08-18 08:59:37

@… 😻

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-08-17 15:37:46

Githubダメなときは寝るしかない

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-08-17 11:25:37

Voice AI startup Wispr raised a $280M Series B led by Menlo Ventures at a $2B valuation, taking its total funding to $361M, and now has 100K business customers (Allie Garfinkle/Fortune)
fortune.com/2026/08/17/wispr-2

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-07-18 14:37:47

Israeli attacks on Gaza kill 14, including mourners attending funeral. The slow motion genocide continues.
aje.news/1emeq9

In all, 57 Trump officials are worth at least $100 million,
including 17 ambassadors
and the remaining 40 in senior posts across the executive branch.
Look no further than Trump’s Cabinet.
Eight of its 23 members fit the category,
notably Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick and Education Secretary Linda McMahon, both billionaires.

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 18:47:37

Get rid of meta!
mukis.de/2026/07/17/meta-sind-

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-08-18 17:37:25

Designing a conference poster. colinpurrington.com/tips/poste

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-08-18 16:50:37

Bill Rasmussen, a one-time sportscaster who went on to be ESPN's co-founder and first chairman before leaving the company in 1980, has died at 93 (Mike Barnes/The Hollywood Reporter)
hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-ne

@ratp_ligne_13@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-07-17 12:37:42

Des trains stationnent entre Porte de Vanves et Châtillon - Montrouge vers Châtillon - Montrouge en raison d'un incident d'exploitation Š Châtillon - Montrouge .
🤖 17/07 14:37

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 08:37:31

🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭
Wie die Neutralitätsinitiative wahrheitsgemäss wirklich heissen müsste:
Pro-Putin-Initiative.
Gelesen heute in unserer Tageszeitung.
Putin frohlockt auch unverhohlen.
Eine kleine dicke Made, ganz alleine, schutzlos, mitten in Europa? Ein gefundenes Fressen!
🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭
#ProPutinInitiative

@colgrave@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-17 00:30:12

7hr of sleep
i am alive

@dde@social.tchncs.de
2026-09-17 14:37:02

BZ142 Passkeys (Revisited) – buzzzoom.de/142/
Was sind eigentlich Passkeys? Wir blicken auf unsere Folge von 2023 zurück und fragen: Was hat sich seitdem verändert, und wo stehen wir jetzt?

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-08-17 15:37:44

(LinkedIn) The PhD student machine is more easily kept spinning with a never-ending series of technical and biological challenges related to implants, giving an academic research incentive bias that may not favor the best approaches linkedin.com/posts/petermeijer

AI-generated concept design for The vOICe vision BCI glasses https://artificialvision.com/BCI.html #BCI #NeuroTech #blindness
@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-09-18 08:37:19

ごめん、けやきにはいけません。

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-08-17 10:10:37

An analysis of 60 of the largest planned US data centers: they could together produce 101.5M tons of CO2 per year, or ~7% of US power sector emissions in 2025 (Financial Times)
ft.com/content/8158cb5a-4bbd-4

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-19 03:37:15

Eu desisti de continuar trabalhando. Vou me preparar pra dormir. Sem condições hoje.

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-08-18 10:00:37

Ihr schafft das. 🫶🏻

Video footage of two Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents tackling a man at the airport in Las Vegas drew public outrage and criticism from elected officials.
One video posted on social media showed a man yelling and crying on the ground in Terminal 3 at Harry Reid International Airport on Monday
when a man and a masked woman, both in plainclothes, tried to control, handcuff and detain him.
When the pair realized they were being filmed, they walked away, leaving the ma…

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-08-18 12:37:46

Any advice on when to harvest melons? #melon #garden #allotment

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-09-17 09:37:15

@… まだやってないよー

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-08-18 16:10:37

In response to ABC's suit, the FCC says Disney has been engaging in an "ongoing campaign of disinformation" and maintains it is probing Disney's DEI practices (NBC News)
nbcnews.com/business/business-

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-08-18 10:01:37

Google unveils Operation Blue Skies, a £5M trial to re-route North Atlantic aircraft to reduce contrail-induced warming using Google's AI atmospheric forecasts (Madeleine Cuff/New Scientist)
newscientist.com/article/25850

@dde@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-18 05:37:02

Meine FrOSCon 2026 – #unterwegsfrosconosbn

For Donald Trump, it’s always personal.
And he leaves this week feeling betrayed.
First, the US supreme court rejected his effort to restrict mail-in ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
“These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court,”
the president wrote on his Truth Socialplatform. “They are merely a shell of their original selves.”
Then the Federal Reserve defied Trump by raising its benchmark interest rate by a quarte…

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-09-16 16:37:17

Grundsatzurteil: BGH stärkt Verbraucherrechte bei Datenweitergabe im Netz
Verbraucher können laut dem BGH unerlaubte Datenübermittlungen über deutsches Recht stoppen, selbst wenn die DSGVO keinen reinen Unterlassungsanspruch bietet.

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-08-18 15:35:37

SXSW plans to add a dedicated podcast festival in 2027, making it a core element of the event, alongside Film & TV, Music, Comedy, and the Innovation Conference (Matt Grobar/Deadline)
deadline.com/2026/08/sxsw-laun

@dde@social.tchncs.de
2026-07-17 12:37:02

Linkdump 29/2026 – #fundstücke

The White House has withdrawn the nomination of Lance Schroyer,
a former Oklahoma state trooper,
to head Immigration and Customs Enforcement,
less than three months after announcing his role.
Critics had initially criticized administration officials for nominating Schroyer,
who has no formal experience working in ICE,
to lead Donald Trump’s aggressive immigration enforcement agenda.
Schroyer previously worked as a member of homeland security secretar…

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-08-17 05:37:03

Die NATO plant eine grundlegende Modernisierung ihrer Abschreckungs- und Verteidigungskapazitäten an der Ostflanke.
Zum Artikel: heise.de/-11415269?wt_mc=sm.re

Das Bild zeigt mehrere Drohnen in der Luft. Im Bild steht: "NATO plant digitalen 
Schild aus Drohnen 
und KI an der Ostflanke" darunter steht: "Tausende Drohnen, Bodensensoren und Satelliten sollen per KI vernetzt werden, um Bedrohungen entlang der Grenzen zu Russland und Belarus in Echtzeit zu erkennen."
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-08-18 20:10:37

NBC News enters an exclusive partnership for Taboola to handle 100% of its global programmatic display ad sales including for NBCNews.com and Today.com (Sara Fischer/Axios)
axios.com/2026/08/18/nbc-news-

@dde@social.tchncs.de
2026-06-19 04:37:02

Linkdump 25/2026 – #fundstücke

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-08-15 14:37:37

@… VLRAXGL3WEU5D
リクエストいただければ出してますよー

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-07-16 11:37:13

„Star Wars“: Lukes Hand mit Lichtschwert bringt 3,75 Millionen US-Dollar
Mark Hamills Requisitenhand samt Lichtschwert aus „Das Imperium schlägt zurück“ wurde bei Heritage Auctions für 3,75 Millionen US-Dollar verkauft – ein Rekord.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-08-19 00:05:52

Survey: 52% of Americans say they are more concerned than excited about increased AI use in daily life, up from 37% in 2021, including 55% of those under 30 (Pew Research Center)
pewresearch.org/short-reads/20