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@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:57:51

Ever hate listening to someone's voice so much you find you're trying to will yourself into a heart attack every time they speak?

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2024-12-25 18:57:53

Like Malaysia Airlines MH17 and Korean Air Lines 007, seems Azerbaijan Airlines J2-8243 may have been shot down. #russia just can’t stop hurting people.
“FlightRadar24…said…aircraft…faced ‘strong GPS jamming,’ which ‘made…aircraft transmit bad ADS-B data,’ referring to…information…allows flight-tracking websites to follow planes…Russia…blamed in…past for jamming GPS transmissions…”

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:50:57
Content warning: political shitpost

Trump is the first "crypto-president", which means he's constantly using presidential dogwhistles (but still denies that he's president) #shipost #politic #uspol

@Dragofix@mastodontti.fi
2024-11-21 21:57:29

(2022, tilaajille) Lihansyöntiä perustellaan usein tunteella eikä järjellä #eläinoikeudet #liha hs.fi…

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-21 14:57:06

Don’t be a sucker!
I love the National Archives
youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4

@dougmerritt@mathstodon.xyz
2024-11-19 16:57:30

@…
'A rare copy for sale of "Lisp Style and Design" by Molly Miller and Eric Benson (Digital Press, 1990), a great book cited by Paul Graham in On Lisp that covers often overlooked topics. All the proceeds will be donated to the Medley Interlisp Project.'

@KraftTea@mastodon.social
2024-12-18 04:21:57

Ukrainian drone units near Kursk have inflicted huge losses to Russian vehicles and equipment on the roads approaching the conflict zone, while Ukrainian soldiers successfully fend off human wave attacks.

@@Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-16 23:07:57

Really grateful for community tonight.
We really do keep us safe and healing.

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-08 05:57:33

Maybe if I buy this flower a drink, it will tell me the secret to its optimism #bloomscrolling

A single newly bloomed white daisy in a bed of its dead and hibernating siblings, with mostly green and brown leaves.
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2024-12-03 16:37:57

Mela: "Ich muss meine Tasche endlich mal wieder aufräumen."
Mela: "Ich muss meine Tablettendose unbedingt nachfüllen."
Bernd: *wirft MelasTasche runter und verstreut den Inhalt*
Bernd: *sortiert alles ordentlich ein*
Bernd: *füllt die Tablettendose nach*
Magic!
#SzenenEinerEhe

Eine Ortlieb High Visibility Lenkertasche, deren Inhalt gut geordnet aussieht. Man sieht ein Notizbuch, einen externen Akku, eine Tablendose mit einen Timer-Deckel und jeden möglichen Kleinkram.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 07:57:59

Dude gets so into #DepecheMode live & NAILS everything I love.
DM fans ALL know Dave Gahan's act during #EnjoyTheSilence but watching it thru a new eyes is awesome.
"FIRST TIME HEARING 'Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence'" -

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 17:41:57

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
AVON: What did it say - decode.
ZEN: It is in Federation code nine. Message reads, "Top priority signal to any Federation pursuit unit, from Kommissar, planet Horizon. Request assistance. Ruler of Horizon unreliable, am disposing of him. Rebel spaceship at grid reference ten by thirteen double-u zed. Request you destroy this spaceship at once. Also inform Federation Central Control of this action. Await confirmation."

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image shows a man wearing a futuristic silver outfit in what appears to be a science fiction setting, likely a spaceship or a high-tech control room. The environment is dimly lit with sleek, modern design elements, featuring consoles and screens. The person is seated, looking focused and composed, as if engaged in an important task or decision. The outfit and setting suggest a scene from a sci-fi TV show or film, evoking an atmosphere of adventure and explo…
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 19:32:57

If you have time to call your rep today to oppose HR
9495, please do. It could give the next admin power to revoke non-profits’ tax exempt status just because they don’t like it. Below is a script to read and the link to find your rep (and their contact info).
ziplook.house.gov/htbin/findre

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 17:03:57

Heh heh heh... this would go great with my green 456 track suit costume.
✅ "Game Over: Xbox Unveils Controllers and Fan Activations for Netflix’s “Squid Game” Season 2"
youtu.be/jFV1cCWQwl8
Read more at:

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2024-12-13 09:57:18

Call for Papers: “Understanding the Intersection”: Rhetoric, Race, and Religion relcfp.com/2024/12/12/understa

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2024-12-13 19:50:57

welcome @… to the #acrel family

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-26 03:27:57

Went to Marfa to celebrate our 25th anniversary. Photos are Bitter Sugar coffee, Motel, a lit firebird hood in our room, and the bathtub. Visited friend Chris at Sticks & Bones, had an amazing sandwich at Bordo, ate at Margaret’s and LaVenture. Quick stop at Chinati Foundation as it was closing. My first trip to West Texas, I’d only gone East and North before. Texas is really big. #marfa #texas #roadtrip #bittersugar #sticksandbones