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@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-09-28 17:26:48

Restoring a 1960s F-frame Moulton cycle. Quite a weekend wrestling with stuck cottar pins (used a vice and socket as a press in the end, with a long tube on the handle for super torgue), then the bottom bracket fixed cup, and now have stronglight 145mm (not for me) cranks installed. Chain line is slightly off so I might need to change the bb, but at least I know the correct dimensions now. I bought the bike on a whim years ago and used it for shopping and other loads.

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-11-27 11:11:54

Die Schweiz zieht die Notbremse bei Cloud-Diensten! 🚨
Zum Artikel: heise.de/-11093438?wt_mc=sm.re

Auf dem Bild ist die Schweizer Flagge zu sehen. Im Bild steht: "Schweizer Datenschützer verbieten internationale Cloud-Dienste für Behörden"
@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-09-28 12:35:31

Titus Andronicus - for strong stomachs, but so relevant to our dark times.
I read this play last year - one of Shakespeare's best maybe.
Bloody excellent | Morning Star
morningstaronline.co.uk/articl

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-27 19:25:28

The Ackermann family claims to be descended from French kings, posts QAnon type screeds, and has fascinatingly bad taste in just about every aspect of life there is.
famille-ackermann.com/


    Cyril, le père :
    le spectre pictural.
    Pascale, la mère :
    l’inflexible à la crinière rousse.
    Morgan, le fils :
    le stratège au regard allocentrique.
    Capucine, la fille
    l’impitoyable perfectionniste.
@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 20:22:03

OMG
#DavidHasselhoff
Season 5 Episode 12 "Silent Night Baywatch Night: part 2"
#Baywatch #lvdlpx

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-10-28 16:20:38

"Eliezer Yudkowsky is confusing a very human obsession with death and a very modern fear of a techno-deity"
newstatesman.com/ideas/2025/10

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-26 20:43:52

Wait...
DC deployment of National Guard was ruled unlawful:
apnews.com/article/national-gu
So what were they doing there before they were shot:

@hynek@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 08:02:48

TFW a volcano on your island erupts but you're stuck at 4,200m (13,800 ft) on another volcano full of space nerds. :(

Me among Mauna Kea observatories
Kilauea eruption dust in the distance as seen from Mauna Kea
Live feed at the Mauna Kea information center
Proof of altitude at the accessible Mauna Kea peak
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 23:20:18

Cadet Bone Spur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 22:20:16

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 21:20:18

Comrade Carrot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-26 20:20:32

Groper Cleveland
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 04:20:21

Collusion Contusion
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 03:20:13

Linberger in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 02:20:15

Tyrant from Temu
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 01:20:16

President Thump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 00:20:17

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 08:20:13

Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 07:20:15

PedofĂĽhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 06:20:13

Commander in Thief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 11:20:14

Clownigula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 10:20:16

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 09:20:21

Attila the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 06:20:20

Pervert Hoover
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 05:20:20

Mr. Miracle Ear
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 04:20:16

Lil' Donny Moscow
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 03:20:19

Spurious Caesar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 02:20:12

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 01:20:18

Donald McRapesalot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 00:20:19

The Kompromat Kid
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 23:20:17

Admiral Ipecac
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 22:20:14

Captain COVID
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 21:20:15

Alexander Scamilton
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 20:20:15

Orange Krampus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 19:20:17

Felonious Stunk
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 18:20:16

Trumpster Fire
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 17:20:17

King of the Shill
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 15:20:14

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45 <…

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 14:20:15

Pee-resident Dump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 13:20:19

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 09:20:17

Disinfectant Dolt
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 08:20:14

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 07:20:18

Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 12:20:15

Mandarin Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 11:20:15

Super Spreader in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 10:20:19

Agent Orange
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 13:20:17

Dollar Tree Dictator
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 12:20:18

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 10:20:14

Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 18:20:21

GropenfĂĽrhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 17:21:17

Dachau Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 16:20:17

Dollar Tree Dictator
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 15:20:13

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 20:20:15

Agolf Shitler
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 19:20:25

Circus Peanut President
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 14:20:16

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 11:20:14

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 08:20:12

Emperor Poopy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 06:20:17

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 05:20:18

White Supresident
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 01:20:14

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 00:20:13

Commander in Cheats
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 23:20:15

Lil' Donny Moscow
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 22:20:17

Trumpster Fire
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 21:20:14

Jabba the Gut
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 20:20:17

Apricot Adolph
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 00:20:22

Donnie Two Poops
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 23:20:24

Donny McLiarface
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 21:20:20

Benedict Donald
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 04:20:13

Mandarin Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 03:21:15

Commander in Fleece
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 02:20:12

President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 01:20:34

Budget Bashar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 08:20:17

Der DumpenfĂĽhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 07:20:14

Cheeto in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:20:15

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 05:20:17

A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 12:20:15

Attila the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 11:20:14

Tangelo Mump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 10:20:17

Don Whoreleon
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 09:20:19

Hitler's Herpe
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:20:19

Tangelo Mump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 15:20:17

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 14:20:17

Groper Cleveland
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 13:20:17

Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 19:20:14

Don Whoreleon
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 18:20:16

Commander in Cheats
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 17:20:14

Mendacious Mango
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 04:20:14

Humpty Trumpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 03:20:15

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 02:20:14

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 09:20:17

Hairpiece Himmler
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 00:20:15

Hatch Act Hack
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 23:20:14

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 22:20:16

Dementia Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 21:21:24

King Baby Coward
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 20:22:25

Bunker Boy
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 05:20:14

Don Whoreleon
bot by @…
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 04:20:16

Spurious Caesar
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 03:20:14

Draft Dodgin' Don
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45