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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-05-31 03:06:23

Fuuuuck. Once again, the NYC government website is absolutely useless.

NYC Dept of Sanitation's website. The page (which is linked from their /howtogetridof/) has their normal links, and then "Find out how to get rid of..." and a search bar. In the search bar, I've entered "a body".
Another NYC page (main page, not Sanitation) which is where the search in the prior image leads you. It says "Your Search: a+body", and the search results are below. Along with random results to links of pages titled "Hiring Process" and "Leadership", the first result is a link to a page titled "Dead Animals". Below the Dead Animals link, it says "Dead Animals. On Public Property. You can report a dead animal for removal from public areas, such as: Sidewalk; Streets; Highways; Parks; Beaches; B…
Back to the Dept Of Sanitation page, with its garish green theme. This page is titled "Dead Animals", and says the following:
"You can report a dead animal for removal from public areas, such as:

    Sidewalk
    Streets
    Highways
    Parks
    Beaches"
And after that:
    "Bodies of water"

So it turns out it was bodies *of water*.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2024-05-30 13:10:10

Hey friends!
The weather forecast today was "a lot of rain". In the morning it had changed to "rain from 3pm".so we decided to do a small hike on the local #blomberg.
In the photos you see a couple of impressions from our 3h activity. It was really the best decision to go out.
We just returned, had a coffee are relaxing on the couch and the rain and thunder …

A Eurasian red squirrel, known for its fluffy tail and distinctive snout, is peacefully lying on a rock in a natural outdoor setting. The squirrel's fur is a mix of grey and white, blending with the colors of the surrounding environment. The background consists of grey rocks and wooden structures, creating a harmonious scene. The squirrel's position on the rock is serene and relaxed, showcasing its terrestrial nature. The image captures the essence of wildlife in its natural habitat, with the s…
A serene scene of a log cabin nestled in the lush green woods is captured in this image. The cabin is surrounded by tall trees, a carpet of vibrant green grass, and a clear blue sky above. The cabin itself is a charming wooden structure with a chimney, blending seamlessly into its natural surroundings. The peaceful rural setting evokes a sense of tranquility and simplicity. The image conveys a feeling of rustic beauty and seclusion, inviting viewers to imagine a quiet retreat in the heart of na…
A picturesque scene featuring a building with a white exterior surrounded by a lush green lawn. The lawn is dotted with blue umbrellas, adding a pop of color to the serene setting. In the background, a clear blue sky with fluffy white clouds can be seen. A tree stands tall on the right side of the image, adding to the natural beauty of the landscape. The building has a balcony and large windows, giving it a charming and inviting appearance. The overall atmosphere is peaceful and inviting, perfe…
A black bench is positioned in the center of a vast grassy field, surrounded by a backdrop of lush greenery. The grass is neatly trimmed, creating a serene and inviting atmosphere. The bench is made of wood and appears to be weathered but well-maintained. There are no people in the scene, allowing for a peaceful and solitary experience. In the distance, there are trees and a fence visible, adding to the natural beauty of the landscape. The overall setting exudes tranquility and a sense of conne…
@fogelnet@heads.social
2024-05-30 13:35:01

Check out this show by Grateful Dead from Fri, May 30, 1980 at Milwaukee Auditorium on Live Music Archive!
#GratefulDead #TIGDH #LiveMusic

@seav@en.osm.town
2024-05-30 05:58:45

We live for news article title #puns! 😂
mercurynews.com/2024/05/29/str

Screenshot of The Mercury News website showing the following article:

News article title: “Strawberry truck overturns on San Jose freeway, creates jam”

Subtitle: “Transition from northbound U.S.-101 to I-880 closed following overnight crash”

Author: Rick Hurd (rhurd@bayareanewsgroup.com) from the Bay Area News Group

Date published: May 29, 2024
@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2024-05-30 11:02:16

Getting an "AI"-generated email from a friend "felt like a family fridge decorated with printed stock art of children’s drawings." I can very much relate to this feeling.
toot.cafe/@baldur/112529681376

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2024-05-30 07:00:00
Content warning:

It's the Day of Zeus / Jupiter's Day / #Thursday! ⚡
"The gods then drew lots for a share of the rule. #Zeus won the lordship of the sky, #Poseidon that of the sea, and Plouton the rule…

Screenshot of Destripando La Historia's animated music video depicting the division of the realms. Zeus is standing in the centre with his palm spread over a simple model of earth as a mountain with the ocean flowing around it and down the sides. On his left is Poseidon with his trident, on his right is Hades wearing a long, dark cape.
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2024-05-31 04:05:11

Can we put this on a poster? t-Shirts?
“Trump … His face flushed while he gripped his son Eric Trump’s hand before walking out of the courtroom.”
(Wall Street Journal)
This is the first time I have read something that makes him sound vulnerable, stricken.
And I like it.
I like it a LOT
#trump

A screenshot of the article in the Washington Post. Reads:

Donald Trump became the first former president ever convicted of a crime, with a Manhattan jury finding him guilty Thursday of 34 felonies for falsifying records to cover up hush money paid to a porn star.
The historic verdict, stemming from conduct that took place around Trump’s remarkable run to the presidency in 2016, could threaten his 2024 bid to return to the White House. Trump can still run and his poll numbers remained steady d…
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2024-05-30 19:20:46

Meta begins rolling out TweetDeck-style customizable feeds on Threads globally, following a test that started earlier this month (Emma Roth/The Verge)
theverge.com/2024/5/30/2416805

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2024-05-31 16:15:53

Rest of World retracts an article on WhatsApp misinformation "tip lines" in India after several fact-checking orgs detail how it was "riddled with inaccuracies" (Joshua Benton/Nieman Lab)
niemanlab.org/20…

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2024-05-31 14:50:52

US Treasury Department will make IRS' Direct File program permanent starting with the 2025 tax season and invites all states and Washington DC to participate (Axios)
axios.com/2024/05/30/irs-taxes