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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-21 12:05:22

I walked into this nice house yesterday, marched the family living there out at gunpoint, murdered all the neighbours, and took the whole block for myself.
Calm down, calm down, my name’s Israel.
Ah, right, no worries, you don’t have to apologise. I can see why you were confused and thought you might have had to get angry at me before you realised who I was. It was a silly mistake, think nothing of it. We both know you’d never criticise anything I do… you’re not antisemitic.

@dawid@social.craftknight.com
2026-04-21 17:24:45

Darmowy kamperstop w małym miasteczku Monte San Savino w Toskanii.

Darmowy postój, darmowy prąd 16A, darmowa woda, serwis kamperowy, kosze na odpady, wybieg dla psów, boisko...

Aż głupio nie iść do miasta w zamian i wydać zaoszczędzone pieniądze w kawiarniach, barach i restauracjach :D

Tak więc korzystamy i wrzucam posta siorbiąc aperol-spritz ;) Swoją drogą zawsze do drinka dostaje się zestaw przekąsek - 5€ i można cały wieczorek spędzić.

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-21 02:05:45

Rest area on I-55 had this ridiculously blatant #MountainDew knockoff. They even lifted the color scheme. My brain registered it as the real thing, until I looked again. I don’t think I’ve ever come closer to actually confusing one brand for another; wonder how many tired travelers have bought this thinking it was the real thing.

A bottle of “Arctic Rain” soda in a vending machine on interstate 55 in Mississippi. At first glance you’d easily mistake it for Mountain Dew, the color scheme is the same as the real McCoy.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-20 21:29:32

Much to no one's surprise, the NYT remains complete garbage.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:a5fwv

@yaxu@post.lurk.org
2026-03-20 23:55:36

After some days work, I finally made my first unassisted warp, and got it on the loom and threaded up - 189 ends. It seems I had only one small mistake in the threading, just had to swap two threads. Can't wait to explore some lift patterns with this ! #weaving

A test weave with blue warp and peppermint coloured weft
Around half way through the threading process, showing dangling blue threads on the loom
The finished threading, showing a fairly complex pattern
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-03-20 20:57:31

I made the mistake of asking Claude to suggest some updates to my steganography lecture and now I am stuck reading an inch of papers this weekend.

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-04-21 15:18:40

it’s iced latte weather again
it always takes me a few goes to get the hang of the moka pot again after the winter
it is a tricky beast
i have a very large bialetti which makes enough for multiple iced lattes; it works best over a very low heat so the water is just barely simmering enough to keep the flow going
my usual mistake is to give it a little too much heat, which gets steam into the pipes, so it coughs and splutters and the flow of coffee fails

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 14:10:57

The Palantir manifesto summarized

Alex Karp making money and pulling the strings of Trump yelling at a man “get in the fucking box” pointing to a coffin wrapped I. An American flag and the recipient of the yelling is an American wearing a maga hat saying “there must be some sort of mistake!  I voted for no new wars!”
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-05-19 04:45:42

How social media influencers have become a magnet for political campaigns and groups in the US that want to push their priorities without disclosures (Ken Bensinger/New York Times)
nytimes.com/202…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 02:43:02

I’ve been working on some Python code for a few days now… just an hour or so in the evening as time allows. I could probably use some AI Slop Generator to quickly kick out what I need, but that’s not gonna happen.
No, Nope, No Way.
I actually *want* to write the code, and understand it, and know that every choice was mine, even if I make mistakes along the way.
If I publish it I want it to be from me, not from me and the AI Slop Generator and every codebase it ever stole …