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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-21 12:05:22

I walked into this nice house yesterday, marched the family living there out at gunpoint, murdered all the neighbours, and took the whole block for myself.
Calm down, calm down, my name’s Israel.
Ah, right, no worries, you don’t have to apologise. I can see why you were confused and thought you might have had to get angry at me before you realised who I was. It was a silly mistake, think nothing of it. We both know you’d never criticise anything I do… you’re not antisemitic.

@dawid@social.craftknight.com
2026-04-21 17:24:45

Darmowy kamperstop w małym miasteczku Monte San Savino w Toskanii.

Darmowy postój, darmowy prąd 16A, darmowa woda, serwis kamperowy, kosze na odpady, wybieg dla psów, boisko...

Aż głupio nie iść do miasta w zamian i wydać zaoszczędzone pieniądze w kawiarniach, barach i restauracjach :D

Tak więc korzystamy i wrzucam posta siorbiąc aperol-spritz ;) Swoją drogą zawsze do drinka dostaje się zestaw przekąsek - 5€ i można cały wieczorek spędzić.

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-21 02:05:45

Rest area on I-55 had this ridiculously blatant #MountainDew knockoff. They even lifted the color scheme. My brain registered it as the real thing, until I looked again. I don’t think I’ve ever come closer to actually confusing one brand for another; wonder how many tired travelers have bought this thinking it was the real thing.

A bottle of “Arctic Rain” soda in a vending machine on interstate 55 in Mississippi. At first glance you’d easily mistake it for Mountain Dew, the color scheme is the same as the real McCoy.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-20 21:29:32

Much to no one's surprise, the NYT remains complete garbage.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:a5fwv

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-06-19 07:25:26

#freefall Sam has a dream of wealth.
freefall.purrsia.com/ff4400/fc

Helix: Morning, Sam. Sleep well? 
Sam: I had a weird dream. I was swimming in a pile of compact disks like Scrooge McDuck. 
Sam: There I was, surrounded by more informational wealth than my people could dream of, and I looked up and saw I was in a dump. Humans were throwing them away by the millions. 
Sam: It's either a sign that I should buy landfills or that I should skip eating pizza before going to bed, I'm not sure which.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-06-20 10:20:15

Listening to the Revolutions podcast and there are so many things that happened based on some mistake or misinterpretation then cascade faster than anyone expects. Honestly, after all the evil shit the oligarchs are doing, I really think it'll end up being some obscure parody or just misinformation that kicks off the insurrection in the US.

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-04-21 15:18:40

it’s iced latte weather again
it always takes me a few goes to get the hang of the moka pot again after the winter
it is a tricky beast
i have a very large bialetti which makes enough for multiple iced lattes; it works best over a very low heat so the water is just barely simmering enough to keep the flow going
my usual mistake is to give it a little too much heat, which gets steam into the pipes, so it coughs and splutters and the flow of coffee fails

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-06-18 13:59:01

Accenture is acquiring a majority stake in Dragos at a $3.25 billion valuation, and all of runZero and NetRise, bringing the combined enterprise value of $4.175B.
linkedin.com/posts/robmichaell

@fractaleblog@masto.comversive.com
2026-06-19 22:49:58

La guerre Š 125 millions de dollars pour faire aimer l'IA aux américains
ladn.eu/tech-a-suivre/la-guerr

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 14:10:57

The Palantir manifesto summarized

Alex Karp making money and pulling the strings of Trump yelling at a man “get in the fucking box” pointing to a coffin wrapped I. An American flag and the recipient of the yelling is an American wearing a maga hat saying “there must be some sort of mistake!  I voted for no new wars!”