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@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-11-29 08:48:26

"Two years later, the same BYTE Magazine asked on its January 1997 cover: “Can Java Replace Windows?” (Spoiler alert 2: it did not, and… seriously?) Reflecting the myopic insanity of the warlords commanding troops from the comfort of their bunkers, Scott McNealy’s interview on page 40 is just a puzzling diatribe against Microsoft PowerPoint instead of an actual argument in favor of Java."

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-13 01:50:56

Ahkatari, a rap duo from Detroit, put out 'Blood: Act I', their sophomore record after 11 years - I hadn't heard of these guys but wow, another wild, unique rap banger from 2025
ahkatari.bandcamp.com/album/bl

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-12-22 23:34:26

TIL that George Lucas asked the guy who designed Darth Maul to give him "a vision from your worst nightmare", then looked at the concept art and, revolted, said
"Give me your second worst nightmare".
screenrant.com/the-phantom-men

The worst nightmare
The story
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-11-07 20:11:39

Sparks turn out to be only second most bonkers act of the show. #TOTP

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-08 20:24:31

@… sehen wir die gleichen Youtube-Videos oder wie kamst du ausgerechnet jetzt auf genau dieses Thema?
😄
scientificamerican.com/article

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 10:45:24

At the end of a long and complicated tender process with some fiendishly complicated requirements, the response we have got is
"You are the only supplier to fulfill all the complicated requirements we asked for. Unfortunately meeting all the requirements we demanded made the system too complicated for us, so we're going with someone who can't meet our requirements but is simpler."
I can't even.
We could have presented a simple setup! They just had to …

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-12-11 15:20:54

The same receptionist in my office building that nagged me today about leaving my computer (that I dial into remotely when working from home) on when I'm not in the office, just asked me to leave the front door of the building wide open because she's too warm.

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-01-11 06:43:46

If I was going to write a cyberpunky story, one piece of local colour that I would add would be a fashion trend for unique, intimate tattoos.
The idea being that deepfake machine generated porn has become endemic, but if you had an unusual tattoo around your bits the machines obviously wouldn't be able to guess what it was, and so a video of you in the act without the tattoo or with the wrong tattoo would be more obviously fake.

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-12-09 17:47:34

Occasionally I have mocked the IT practices of my older daughter's school, but at least they don't hide behind a nicchan.me/blog/the-f-off-cont.
They send emails from accounts which can receive emails. This is the way.

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Many thanks,

Berwick Middle School