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Dear world,
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Because fuck this. https://assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/115922082663005538

Salesforce bringt Agentforce Sales als App in ChatGPT
Salesforce koppelt sein KI-gestütztes CRM mit ChatGPT. Vertriebsmitarbeitende sollen über den Chatbot künftig Kundendaten auswerten und Abschlüsse voranbringen.
ht…

Heise "3,5 Milliarden User: Gesamtes WhatsApp-Verzeichnis abgeschnorchelt" https://www.heise.de/news/3-5-Milliarden-Konten-Komplettes-Whatsapp-Verzeichnis-abgerufen-und-ausgewertet-11082660.html?seite=all

Denmark on Monday is boosting its military presence on the Arctic island, according to local press reports.
A "substantial contribution" of Danish combat soldiers is expected to arrive in Kangerlussuaq,
the location of Greenland’s main international airport, on Monday evening, according to Danish broadcaster TV2.
Denmark’s top military commander in the Arctic,
Maj. Gen. SŸren Andersen, said that about 100 Danish soldiers have already arrived in Nuuk, Greenla…

Denmark sends more troops to Greenland
Denmark says its troops could stay in Greenland for one to two years.

"According to the report, the spearphishing emails relied on links that appeared trustworthy because they passed through legitimate online advertising and click-tracking systems commonly used to track user engagement."
North Korea-linked hackers pose as human rights activists, report says
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North Korea-linked hackers pose as human rights activists, report says - UPI.com
North Korea-linked hackers are using emails that impersonate human rights organizations and financial institutions in phishing attacks, according to a report released Monday.

Maintaining accurate timing in virtual machines has always been a challenge. Especially on hosts with many VMs.
Here's a clever solution, hopefully coming soon to a hypervisor or OS near you.
https://uapi-group.org/specifications/specs/vmclock/

RE: https://assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/115753581696805755
More piracy.
The movie "Pirates of the Caribbean" is being updated in real time.

Nova Launcher: Neuer Besitzer äußert sich zur Zukunft
Der beliebte Nova Launcher lebt bei einem neuen Besitzer weiter. Der hat sich zur Zukunft des alternativen Android-Launchers nun zu Wort gemeldet.
https://www.

Ryanair couldn’t possibly be owned by a bigger jackass than Michael O'Leary…
Elon Musk: hold my beer
#ireland

Catholic personnel in the US military could in good conscience consider disobeying orders to attack Greenland,
according to the bishop responsible for their pastoral care.
The Archbishop of the Military Services #Timothy #Broglio said personnel
“could be put in a situation where they’re being ordered to…

Broglio: US personnel could disobey ‘immoral’ orders against Greenland - The Tablet
Catholic personnel in the US military could in good conscience consider disobeying orders to attack Greenland, according to the bishop responsible for their