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@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-18 23:07:05

oh yeah I found my b vitamin gummies again and took a couple and now I remember it actually is possible for me to be awake if I simply Consume Vitamin

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-19 03:51:28

I think Google Health has sacrificed its math to a LLM.

Screenshot from Google Health showing that my FitBit has detected a nap. Text: 

Sleep tracked
It looks like you took a nap at 21:23 for 54 min.
Awake • 7 min
Restlessness • 4 min
REM • 0 min
Light • 35 min
Deep • 18 min
21:23
21:53
22:24
@billbert@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 08:02:32

Well, now I’m fully wide awake an hour early and I wish I wasn’t

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-16 16:16:13

"I want to establish a wide range and play all kinds of parts. It's that sort of acting career I really respect. I like to turn a sharp left from whatever I've done before because that keeps me awake. That's why I want to be an actor - I don't want to play endless variations on one character."
—Tim Curry
#acting

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-12 21:52:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Parquet Courts:
🎵 Wide Awake
#ParquetCourts
theroundedsquares.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/26Uindd

@joe@toot.works
2026-06-16 11:09:50

I slept a full ten hours last night, and that's after forcing myself to stay awake. I was really tired.

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-07-13 16:21:54

RE: mastodon.social/@thetransmitte
Awake vivid sound-guided generative perception (visual imagery) is what we seek for most compelling results with The vOICe vision BCI for the blind

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-18 12:40:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #KeyChanges:Radio3sEssentialHistoryOfClassicalMusic
Samuel Coleridge‐Taylor, Arthur Davies, Welsh National Opera Orchestra & Kenneth Alwyn:
🎵 Hiawatha's Wedding Feast, Op.30 (No.1, Onaway! Awake, Beloved!)
#SamuelColeridgeTaylor

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-06-09 13:51:42

Bolt awake this morning at 6:15am and could NOT get back to sleep. Try as I might to drag my feet through the usual routine, I still found myself at work at 7:45am which is hecka-early; usually I'm rocking up at the office at 9...9:30ish.
So now it's 10 to 10am, and it feels like I've been here for hours and I want to eat my lunch. I have been productive so far, so that's nice, but everything else about this I hate very much.

@yaxu@post.lurk.org
2026-05-10 09:04:14

I've got a bit better at sleeping lately.. What seems to have helped:
- focusing on sleep efficiency in terms of time in bed vs sleeping.. Getting out of bed if I find myself lying awake. This was really tough for a couple of weeks but now I associate bed with sleeping.. No doing puzzles on my phone to try to make myself tired.. No thinking about work problems to try to solve in my sleep. Phone strictly not in the room at all. The result is I have loads more time out of bed, hours …

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-06-06 16:22:57

New meds really help me sleep much better but now I’m groggy in the morning (apparently that’s normal for this medication and will go away).
Still taking 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep over 5 hours and being awake for an hour after every hour of sleep.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 09:26:50

Und das schreiben wir jetzt alle 100mal.
(Oder sprechen es. Oder welche Lernform auch immer bei Euch passt.)
"It’s common to think we all have similar experiences of life. But the more we learn about the hidden thoughts of other people, the more evidence shows this is untrue."

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-14 07:36:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Parquet Courts:
🎵 Wide Awake
#ParquetCourts
theroundedsquares.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/26Uindd

@timfoster@mastodon.social
2026-07-11 00:31:40

Oh yeah. Getting into Dublin at 0145 with a 2hr drive ahead of us, and needing to be awake by 10am to bring daughter to airport.
On the plus side, we realised it's a bank holiday in Norn Iron on Monday, so hopefully can sleep at that point.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-13 02:42:02

ohhh look who just woke up and came to say hi

my very groggy looking cat sitting on my chest looking at me
my cat is half awake sitting on my chest
my cat snuggling up under my chin
my cat giving me a lil hug

Led by Pope Leo but extending across Christian denominations, the rise of a genuine and global theological debate
is producing the sudden recognition that a kind of progressive Christianity long given over for dead seems to be stirring.
Christ is risen, as it were
– and if people of good faith push hard, the future could be redefined in powerful ways.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-06-02 17:05:35

I woke at 2am and it's now 3am and my brain is still swirling. Unlike my usual insomnia routine, I am choosing to read my masto feed in the hope that my brain changes direction and settles down. Good luck to anyone else awake and struggling to sleep.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-29 07:41:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Leland Whitty:
🎵 Awake
#LelandWhitty
lelandwhitty.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/30fFEs6

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-06-25 22:12:59

Yuss - figured it out! After lying awake this morning trying to remember the name of the guy who had a hit in the 80s (?) with "Jessie's Girl"... I was pretty sure it was Rick... but Derringer? Nope. Astley? Nah... It was almost painful effort... *boom* Springfield. Yes! I knew it was in there somewhere.
Do people still do that to themselves? Or do they just search for it online?
As a reward, I've allowed myself to look it up:

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-06-28 07:38:29

*rolls up and pushes his nose into his ellbow* I’m not really awake yet 🦊

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-05-30 10:21:13

Apologies, not quite awake.
Wrote "R.Crumb" instead of "R.Cobb". 😬
In any case, they are both brilliant cartoonists.
Going downstairs to put some coffee on now! 🏃🏼‍➡️

screenshot:
Past Preserved  @PastPreserved

1975: Anti-American war Poster, "They're having problems with their economy again" by Ron Cobb.
(drawing shows the shadow of a bomber plane on piece of land pockmarked by bomb craters. the speakers are some Vietnamese farmers looking up at the plane)
@luana@wetdry.world
2026-06-15 16:19:42

Is there no way to get TTS to play on my HomePod from Home Assistant if I don't use https with HA?
I have some mobile notifications set up, but it'd be really useful if I could get audibly screamed at if like I'm still awake at 11pm and stuff.
#HomeAssistant

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-06-28 23:34:29

"They seeyou when you’re sleeping
They know when you’re awake
They know if you’ve been bad or good"
Who needs Santa Claus - we can trust the governement to use this info responsibly. /S
2A über alles, the 4th? who cares, right? Continuing the drift to #facisim
‘It’s dangerous and it’s going to erode trust’: redesign of US government websites stokes surveillance …

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-06-28 23:34:29

"They seeyou when you’re sleeping
They know when you’re awake
They know if you’ve been bad or good"
Who needs Santa Claus - we can trust the governement to use this info responsibly. /S
2A über alles, the 4th? who cares, right? Continuing the drift to #facisim
‘It’s dangerous and it’s going to erode trust’: redesign of US government websites stokes surveillance …

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-24 18:20:36

going over the times over the years i actually bothered to make my own meme and the problem is that it always feels like i got briefly freaky friday'd with a 27 year old cis woman tumblr regular like is this really me is this really the best i can do

longing for the infinite keeps me awake among other things
crazy scary spooky hilarious coin
id ego superego black tinky winky
attempt sincerity emoji aims gun at u
@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-07-03 08:35:05

I was awake around six. I saw my wife off to work, and then made coffee and checked emails. I then did some hoeing and weeding in the vegetable patch, and watered everything that needed a drop. Now I’m cooking some sausages to make a sandwich for breakfast, with more coffee, of course.

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-04-19 13:28:41

Happy Sunday! :) Who is awake right now? Obviously my U.K. people are already up. US is coming online.

Smiling Horse with text Happy Sunday
@T3chD0g@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-25 22:45:14

Esme would say happy caturday if she were awake.
#caturday

Furry cat sound asleep on blanket with pillow.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-10 05:39:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
N’shai Iman:
🎵 WIDE AWAKE
#NshaiIman
open.spotify.com/track/3QpokHQ

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-05-03 07:33:39

Chronic alteration of Ca2 and hemodynamic signals induced by intracortical microstimulation in the visual cortex of awake mice sciencedirect.com/science/arti on frequency-dependent

Graphical abstract
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-19 20:20:13

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Veils:
🎵 Are You Awake Tonight
#NowPlaying #TheVeils
#newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/13O34Tv

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-24 10:49:40

You can replace "Santa Claus" in the lyrics of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" with "Palantir" and it still works

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why...
Palantir is coming to town!

They're making a list,
And checking it twice,
Gonna find out,
Who's naughty or nice.
Palantir is coming to town!

They see you when you're sleeping,
They know when you're awake.
They know if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh...
You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why...
Palantir is coming to town!
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-07-15 23:54:34

2010's tech bros: here's how I use chemicals so I never need to sleep again
2020's tech bros: here's how I use applied statistics so I never have to be awake again

@joe@toot.works
2026-04-24 10:11:04

I'm awake at 5am and I blame the weather.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-21 14:46:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PacificNotions
Scrimshire:
🎵 Awake, A Dream
#Scrimshire
scrimshire.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/3S9X8HL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-20 16:16:09

"I want to establish a wide range and play all kinds of parts. It's that sort of acting career I really respect. I like to turn a sharp left from whatever I've done before because that keeps me awake. That's why I want to be an actor - I don't want to play endless variations on one character."
—Tim Curry
#acting

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-06-01 08:51:24

Was awake at six. Went out with my wife. She went to work. I went to hospital for a blood test. Then a bus to a coffee shop. Priorities! Then another bus to Costco. Waiting outside for them to open at 10:00.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-05-23 06:33:27

Trials For Teachers
There are things that keep teachers awake at night. Student, teacher or parent conflicts, well-being red flags, and moments of crisis...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/trials

Trials For Teachers   
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-02 21:49:40

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Scrimshire:
🎵 Awake, A Dream
#Scrimshire
scrimshire.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/3S9X8HL

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-06 05:14:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Parquet Courts:
🎵 Wide Awake
#ParquetCourts
open.spotify.com/track/26Uindd

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-06-21 17:12:59

Lucid dreaming is fascinating for its vividness and visual realism, but sound-guided mental imagery may have more immediate practical applications (for the blind). Can the human brain learn new tricks and even switch states as in awake vs asleep, now for veridical hallucinations?

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-04-28 08:38:14

Had a lousy night’s sleep. Went to sleep by ten pm, but then woke around 1 am, and was mostly awake until about 5.30. Then I sleep for about two hours. Feel bolloxed today.

@joe@toot.works
2026-07-13 10:10:59

It is 5am. I think that I'm just awake, now.

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-10 19:13:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #WordsAndMusic
Henry Purcell, Harry van der Kamp & Gustav Leonhardt:
🎵 Awake and with Attention Hear
#HenryPurcell #HarryvanderKamp #GustavLeonhardt
open.spotify.com/track/7bOUFXF

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-24 11:59:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CerysMatthews
Scrimshire:
🎵 Awake, A Dream
#Scrimshire
scrimshire.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/3S9X8HL

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-15 11:00:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Embassy / The Tough Alliance:
🎵 Stay Awake
#TheEmbassy #TheToughAlliance
open.spotify.com/track/63QEZP1

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-04-23 04:33:25

Five thirty am, Thursday. Day off. Wide awake. The foremost task is brewing coffee.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-17 08:07:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Pearl & The Oysters:
🎵 Wide Awake
#Pearl #TheOysters
pearlandtheoysters.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/5FsgyBI

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-05 20:44:15

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fink:
🎵 Keeping You Awake
#NowPlaying #Fink
#newRelease 🆕 album
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-05-24 08:10:56

Easy Like Sunday Morning. I work some Sundays, which sucks, but not today. I’ve burn awake some time, but I’ve been reading and drinking coffee.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-22 01:50:29

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Tycho:
🎵 Awake
#Tycho
open.spotify.com/track/5MhMXTu

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-20 22:25:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Prince:
🎵 On the Couch
#Prince
lavier.bandcamp.com/track/awak
open.spotify.com/track/0Y2nl5F

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-03 08:05:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Pearl & The Oysters:
🎵 Wide Awake
#Pearl #TheOysters
#newRelease 🆕 album
pearlandtheoysters.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/5FsgyBI

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-16 02:48:07

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ThroughTheNight
Henry Purcell, David Miller, Peter Seymour & Stephen Varcoe:
🎵 Awake, and with attention hear for bass and continuo, Z.181
#HenryPurcell #DavidMiller #PeterSeymour #StephenVarcoe