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@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-01-06 22:33:20

LŠ, je suis tout Š fait d’accord avec M. Ganzer: «Ce que je constate, ce sont des manquements. Et des manquements ne doivent pas arriver dans un pays tel que le nôtre.»
rts.ch/info/regions/valais/202

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-08 06:10:46

Texas becomes first state to end American Bar Association oversight of law schools (Toluwani Osibamowo/Houston Public Media)
houstonpublicmedia.org/article
memeorandum.com/260108/p4#a260

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-07 04:41:42

OK so, I've started cleaning up the PCIe code but also took this opportunity to do some tests.
I'm just writing to a random old SSD I have lying around that I used for some tests a while ago, I have no idea what writing to a random address is doing (I haven't even set a BAR on it so it's probably ignoring me) but the goal is to test the SoC not do anything real.
Here's a 128 byte memcpy to the BAR. It turns into eight 16-byte TLPs, presumably each generated by…

ngscopeclient showing a sequence of eight PCIe memory write TLPs
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-07 07:25:43

#AISlop #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result on a smartphone or tablet. The background is dark gray.

At the top, the Google logo is displayed in white. A search bar is prominent, with the query "is it 2027 next year" typed inside. The search bar has a magnifying glass icon on the left for the search function, an "X" icon for clearing the search, and a microphone icon on the right for voice search. To the top right of the screen is a circular icon with the letter "B" inside. Above the se…
@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-01-05 18:36:36

«Dans cette mise Š l’enquête, une partie des anciens plans du bâtiment sont visibles. On peut voir notamment la porte intérieure du bar. Elle mesure 1 mètre 50, avec ouverture non réglementaire. En effet, l’ouverture doit se faire dans la direction de fuite, ce qui n’est pas le cas sur le plan. La porte de la véranda s’ouvre également dans le mauvais sens, vers l’intérieur.»

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-06 16:50:05

Saved from drowning his sorrows in a Roy Rogers (Google it)...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar - Las Vegas Sun News
lasvegassun.com/news/2026/feb/

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-01-06 15:16:59

Fuck off #Adobe #AdobeAcrobat.
Its an API specification overview. _Its ONLY NINE PAGES_.
Also what the crap is a "PDF Space" - keep your space germs away from my PDF.

The title bar of Adobe Acrobat having just opened a nine page document. It "helpfully" suggests 

`This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary using AI Assistant.`

And it also prompts me to `Try PDF Spaces`... whatever the hell those are. No thanks.
@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-01-08 01:09:15

Interesting:
#NebulaTV

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-06 22:33:20

LŠ, je suis tout Š fait d’accord avec M. Ganzer: «Ce que je constate, ce sont des manquements. Et des manquements ne doivent pas arriver dans un pays tel que le nôtre.»
rts.ch/info/regions/valais/202

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-06 22:33:20

LŠ, je suis tout Š fait d’accord avec M. Ganzer: «Ce que je constate, ce sont des manquements. Et des manquements ne doivent pas arriver dans un pays tel que le nôtre.»
rts.ch/info/regions/valais/202

@mapto@qoto.org
2026-02-08 06:42:28

This is an extremely low bar. And self-driving fails it too theregister.com/2026/01/30/roa

@mia@hcommons.social
2026-02-07 11:45:46

I'm with the auditors on this one! Companies deploying AI need more expert human auditing, not less, at least until fundamental flaws in 'AI' are addressed and it's reliably accurate
'KPMG gets money off its own audit by arguing AI makes accounting cheaper'

Screenshot with the text:
KPMG gets money off its own audit by arguing Al makes accounting cheaper
Financial Times UK
STEPHEN FOLEY — NEW YORK
7 Feb 2026
KPMG has negotiated lower fees from its own accountant by arguing that AI will make it cheaper to do the work, according to people familiar with the matter.
The Big Four firm told its auditor, Grant Thornton UK, it should pass on cost savings from the rollout of Al and threatened to find a new accountant if it
did not agree to cut fees,…
Screenshot with the text:

Figures from Ideagen Audit Analytics, which tracks public company disclosures, have shown audit fees continuing to climb as accounting firms ploughed money into Al investments in recent years. Its European survey found average audit fees rose in every country bar one in the previous year.
KPMG's behind-the-scenes argument that new tech could justify a fee cut for its own audit could embolden companies to press their accountants for similar reductions.
Grant Thornt…
@Ann_Effes@berlin.social
2026-01-05 13:39:25

Aus gegeben Anlass:
Scheinbar = "Sieht so aus, IST ABER NICHT SO"
Es ist nämlich nur zum Schein bar.
(bar = unbedeckt)
Im Gegensatz zu
Anscheinend = Sieht so aus, ist vermutlich auch so, aber sicher ist es nicht.

@tagesschau_eil@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 09:34:12

📢 Schweizer Polizei geht nach Feuer in Bar von Dutzenden Toten und mehr als 100 Verletzten aus
Nach dem Brand in einer Bar in Crans-Montana in der Schweiz geht die Polizei von Dutzenden Toten aus. Eine genaue Opferzahl nannte sie nicht. Mehr als 100 Menschen wurden demnach verletzt. Die Ermittler gehen von einem Unglück aus.
➡️

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-11-28 22:51:01

64 Turkish bar associations condemn the conviction of journalist Fatih Altaylı, who was sentenced to more than four years in prison for "threatening" Erdogan (SCF/Stockholm Center for Freedom)
stockholmcf.org/64-bar-associa

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-01-05 22:27:46

Les autorités communales et cantonales nous racontent que tout était en ordre, et M. Parmelin nous rappelle qu’il n’y a pas de «risque zéro». C’est honteux.
rts.ch/info/regions/valais/202

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 06:07:36

instagram.com/p/DUNFbR2AbG9/?u

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-06 02:04:35

Sitting on a fancy sofa in a very dim bar surrounded by a dozen tieflings as I sip NA amari and the DJ spins Camouflage and more modern knock-offs and 14-year-old me is pleased at this. Current me is pleased at how early it is.

Are you better off than last year?

Bar Chart: 
Jobs Created - Private Sector

Last 10 Months Before Trump
versus
First 10 Months Under Trump

Biden: 1.6 Million
Trump II: 384K

Source: ADP
https://adpemploymentreport.com/
@eana@s.1a23.studio
2026-01-07 07:16:40

Workout of the day.

Recent workout

Cable Row (Seated)
180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8

Hammer Machine High Row Seated
230lbs×8, 230lbs×8, 230lbs×8, 230lbs×8, 230lbs×8

Lat Pulldown to Chest, Hammer Close Grip (Seated)
180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8

Machine Front Pulldown
200lbs×8, 200lbs×8, 200lbs×8, 200lbs×8, 200lbs×8

Machine T-Bar Lever Row (Incline)
115lbs×8, 115lbs×8, 115lbs×8, 115lbs×8, 115lbs×8
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-02-06 16:56:18

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar (Brian Niemietz/Las Vegas Sun)
lasvegassun.com/news/2026/feb/
memeorandum.com/260206/p70#a26

@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 10:26:40

In November, 57% more 🔋🔌 fully electric passenger cars were registered in 🇵🇱 Poland than ⛽ diesel cars. It's a close call for the full year 2025. Could this be diesel's final year of significance in Poland?
pzpm.org.pl/pl/Rynek-motoryzac

Bar graph comparison showing two fuel types: BEV with a value of 4,986 and a growth of 322%, and Diesel with a value of 3,168 and a decline of 30%.
A comparison of two vehicle categories: Diesel and Battery Electric Vehicles (BEV). Diesel sales are at 38,270, showing a decrease of 11%. BEV sales are at 35,627, showing an increase of 140%.
@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-12-02 13:25:04

Check out today's Metacurity for the critical infosec developments you should know, including
--European authorities dismantle the Cryptomixer service,
--Indian government wants smartphone makers to preload state-owned security app,
--Indian government wants to bar comms apps from working on SIM-less devices,
--Korea launches probe into Coupang breach and threatens punitive damages,
--DPRK hackers target S. Koreans with fake tax invoices,
--Malware-laden…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-08 07:26:29

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Distest:
🎵 Hillbomb To The Bar
#Distest
#newRelease 🆕 single
distest.bandcamp.com/track/hil
open.spotify.com/track/6CF26P1

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-05 20:23:57

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
bar italia:
🎵 Cowbella
#NowPlaying #baritalia
baritalia.bandcamp.com/track/c
open.spotify.com/track/4yiQrkO

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-04 21:34:34

RE: mastodon.social/@Datagraver/11
Watch Tesla's rise and fall (dark green bar) in Dutch new car sales. BYD just popping up here (last picture, at the bottom).

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-12-04 14:23:31

We could all stand to listen to the Bar-Kays more often.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-04 03:29:51

it’s anachronisms all the way down
(also check out the date in the title bar)

@tagesschau_eil@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 16:49:48

📢 Behörden: Etwa 40 Tote und 115 Verletzte nach Brand in Schweizer Bar
Bei dem Feuer in einer Bar im Schweizer Skiort Crans-Montana sind nach offiziellen Angaben ungefähr 40 Menschen ums Leben gekommen. Etwa 115 Menschen seien verletzt worden, die meisten schwer, sagte der Kommandant der Walliser Kantonspolizei, Gisler.
➡️

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-05 14:17:39

Crans-Montana-Drama - Ex-Mitarbeiter berichten von „Notausgang-Verbot“ #News #Nachrichten

@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2025-12-08 12:17:11

Replaced article(s) found for physics.atom-ph. arxiv.org/list/physics.atom-ph
[1/1]:
- Imaging atomic scattering potential in centroidal diffraction of elastic electrons
R. Aiswarya, Jobin Jose, Nenad Simonovi\'c, Bratislav P. Marinkovi\'c, Himadri S. Chakraborty
arxiv.org/abs/2507.04466 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsat
- Nonadiabatic corrections to electric quadrupole transition rates in H$_2$
Krzysztof Pachucki, Micha{\l} Si{\l}kowski
arxiv.org/abs/2511.02716 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsat
- Demonstration of magic dressing of $^3$He
Raymond Tat
arxiv.org/abs/2512.02443 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsat
- First observation and measurement of the ${}^{198}\text{Hg}$ bosonic transition in an optical lat...
Zyskind, Laupr\^etre, Shang, Pointard, Le Targat, Lodewyck, Bize
arxiv.org/abs/2512.04920 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsat
- Two-Mode Bosonic State Tomography with Single-Shot Joint-Parity Measurement of a Trapped Ion
Honggi Jeon, Jiyong Kang, Wonhyeong Choi, Kyunghye Kim, Jaehun You, Taehyun Kim
arxiv.org/abs/2506.12628 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_quantph_b
- Phase-locked amplification enhanced by spin squeezing
Yan Zhang, Jing Zhang, Hou Ian
arxiv.org/abs/2507.02278 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_quantph_b
- Temperature-Dependent Evolution of Coherence, Entropy, and Photon Statistics in Photoluminescence
Tomer Bar Lev, Carmel Rotschild
arxiv.org/abs/2508.01953 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_physicsop
- Application of Quantum Annealing to Computation of Molecular Properties
Pradyot Pritam Sahoo, V. S. Prasannaa, B. P. Das
arxiv.org/abs/2508.12779 mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_quantph_b
toXiv_bot_toot

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-04 14:39:25

typing #randomCrap into the search bar again. it is a good hobby.
i found a poster on Redbubble.
redbubble.com/i/poster/Trump-H

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-04 01:11:04

I don't know if it's the entire instance (their about-me page doesn't really describe rules) or just this single individual, but I suggest you defederate or at least block them in advance.

EllisDee
EllisDee@wolfgirl.bar
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2025-11-28 19:42:38

In fact, the bar to beat is Sysco pre-shredded cheese, store or Sysco brand chips, onion, tomato, pickled jalapeño, sour cream (and salsa _on the side_) and a Salamander heater. Easy to screw up, but not actually rocket science to make. But that's the bar. If you can't clear it, don't put nachos on your menu.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-01-28 11:10:58

A Google bug report apparently leaks the planned Android desktop interface, showing a taller status bar, a new mouse cursor, Chrome extensions, and more (Abner Li/9to5Google)
9to5google.com/2026/01/27/andr

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-05 18:36:36

«Dans cette mise Š l’enquête, une partie des anciens plans du bâtiment sont visibles. On peut voir notamment la porte intérieure du bar. Elle mesure 1 mètre 50, avec ouverture non réglementaire. En effet, l’ouverture doit se faire dans la direction de fuite, ce qui n’est pas le cas sur le plan. La porte de la véranda s’ouvre également dans le mauvais sens, vers l’intérieur.»

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-05 18:36:36

«Dans cette mise Š l’enquête, une partie des anciens plans du bâtiment sont visibles. On peut voir notamment la porte intérieure du bar. Elle mesure 1 mètre 50, avec ouverture non réglementaire. En effet, l’ouverture doit se faire dans la direction de fuite, ce qui n’est pas le cas sur le plan. La porte de la véranda s’ouvre également dans le mauvais sens, vers l’intérieur.»

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-11-30 14:20:40

Wishing C had the ability to do compile-time polymorphism.
Like, I have base class Foo with Bar/Baz derived from it.
I want to be able to put a method DoSomething() in Foo and call it on a Bar or Baz object in a template, without putting a vtable in Foo or incurring the overhead of a virtual method call.
You can sort of get this effect by having Bar/Baz be separate classes with no common base and make the template just call T.Foo() for parameter T, but this eliminates som…

@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.social
2026-01-03 14:30:04

Weekend #Plankton Factoid 🦠🦐
Happy New Year everyone. While species are often named out of respect for famous people, one had never been named for a TV series. This changed in 2018 when scientists at University College of London named a Southern Ocean cocolithophorid phytoplankton "Syracosphaera azureaplaneta" after Sir David Attenborough's BBC Blue Planet series. They look lik…

image/jpeg a scanning electron microscope darkfield photograph of a cluster of light blue oval algae cells with an enlarged outer diameter, making them look like inflatable boats. A scale bar indicates they are 2-5 microns long. Image by Jeremy Young CC-BY-SA 4.0.
@adjb@social.lol
2026-02-07 23:01:11

👀 Browsing Chief barred from entering QC constitution meeting with Eagle Staff (aptnnews.ca/featured/chief-bar).

@presseportal_pol_NDS@frawas.de
2026-02-04 11:14:10

POL-WL: PKW gestohlen Seevetal/Meckelfeld - Hoher Sachschaden bei Einbruch in Bar Seevetal/Holtorfsloh - Nach Glätteunfall ins Krankenhaus Neu Wulmstorf (ots) - Im Bredenheider Weg kam es in der Nacht zu heute, 4.2.2026, zu einem PKW-Diebstahl. In der Zeit zwischen 23:00 Uhr und 6:30 Uhr entwendeten Diebe einen grauen Kia Sorento, der vor einem Wohnhaus geparkt war. Wie die Täter das ...

@rachel@norfolk.social
2026-01-02 14:39:58

Can anyone explain to me why Apple dropped the “in tab” address bar UI? It saved so much screen estate and it’s definitely a step backwards in Mac OS 26.
Any insight, @… ?

@jby@ecoevo.social
2026-01-01 16:54:01

Before we walked over to the bar to ring in the new year last night, I polished off MASTERS OF ATLANTIS as my last book of 2025. I'd put it on my to-read list after this review ... whew, back in 2020?
slate.com/culture/2020/12/mast

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 02:56:57

Never, ever, ever give in to Fat Putin. #TACO
☑️ Trump Drops Demand for Cash From Harvard After Stiff Resistance - The New York Times
nytimes.com/2026/02/02/us/poli

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-03 10:50:45

I wanted to write something earlier, but the #cat laid her head on the space bar.

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:59:34

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face?
Horse says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Bartender says, solution is simple. I have a marvelous Amontillado in my cellar—
#humor

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-01-02 16:17:57

I spent my last 5 BGN on a dark chocolate bar and litre of milk.

Crans-Montana:
Mourners pay tribute after deadly fire at Swiss ski resort
People gathered at a makeshift memorial in #Crans-#Montana to remember victims of a deadly bar fire during New Year celebrations.

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-01-16 17:02:30

WEAVE imaging spectroscopy of NGC 6720 - an iron bar in the #RingNebula: academic.oup.com/mnras/article -> Mysterious iron 'bar' discovered in famous nebula: ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/resea

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-11-08 02:42:02

Six Mile Creek deep in the Mulholland Wildflower Preserve
#photo #photography #ithaca #landscape

Wide angle view from the middle of a creek with water mostly covering rocks in the near field, a bar of vegetation in the center,  and trees to the rear and the right with high altitude white clouds
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-08 07:22:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #AmyLamé
Barbara Tucker:
🎵 Beautiful People
#BarbaraTucker
editlab.bandcamp.com/track/bar
open.spotify.com/track/5gtlHpM

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2025-12-03 10:32:56

This is true. Especially good wool socks for anyone living climates with cold winters. mastodon.green/@juliette/11563

@xtaran@chaos.social
2025-11-25 15:28:56

#TIL you can concatenate "=~ s/…/…/r" in modern #Perl (in this case since Perl 5.14). Example:
my $a = "foobar";
my $b = $a =~ s/foo/bar/r =~ s/bar/fnord/r =~ s/fnord/gnarz/r;
say $b;
Output:
gnarzbar

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-01 01:02:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Beastie Boys Bar-Kays:
🎵 Shake Your Rump
#BeastieBoysBarKays
therealdjbacon.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/2qq0RYY

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-05 22:27:46

Les autorités communales et cantonales nous racontent que tout était en ordre, et M. Parmelin nous rappelle qu’il n’y a pas de «risque zéro». C’est honteux.
rts.ch/info/regions/valais/202

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-05 22:27:46

Les autorités communales et cantonales nous racontent que tout était en ordre, et M. Parmelin nous rappelle qu’il n’y a pas de «risque zéro». C’est honteux.
rts.ch/info/regions/valais/202

@eana@s.1a23.studio
2026-01-06 06:40:56

Workout of the day.

Recent workout

Cable Row (Seated)
180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8

Hammer Machine High Row Seated
230lbs×8, 230lbs×8, 230lbs×8, 230lbs×8, 230lbs×8

Lat Pulldown to Chest, Hammer Close Grip (Seated)
180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8, 180lbs×8

Machine Front Pulldown
200lbs×8, 200lbs×8, 200lbs×8, 200lbs×8, 200lbs×8

Machine T-Bar Lever Row (Incline)
115lbs×8, 115lbs×8, 115lbs×8, 115lbs×8, 115lbs×8
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-16 20:00:01

Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"
"Well, yes, I am."
"Sorry. We don't serve strings here."
The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by. "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?" The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar. "May I have a beer,
please?" …

@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2025-12-02 10:10:09

Paperless-NGX has become the true successor to #DEVONthink 3 for me, which now focuses on AI and changed its payment model. The automatic document classification is impressively accurate. Container hosting makes self-hosting straightforward. If you want modern, intelligent document management that works cross-platform with full control,

The image shows a computer screen with a web application called Paperless-ngx open in a browser.

​On the left side there is a vertical navigation bar with items such as Home, Documents, Correspondents, Tags, Document Types, Storage Paths and other administrative options.

The center of the screen shows the details of a document, including fields like Title, Archive Serial Number, Issue Date, Correspondent, Document Type, Storage Path and Tags.

On the right side of the screen there is a previe…
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-12-31 19:42:13

Papal handshake? Malort and Old Style.

Sign in a Chicago bar.
@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-02 08:05:01

Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
And may there be no moaning of the bar,
When I put out to sea,
But such a tide as moving seems asleep,
Too full for sound and foam,
When that which drew from out the boundless deep
Turns again home.
Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark!
And may there be no sadness of farewell,
When I embark;
For tho' from out our bourne of Time and Place
The flood may bear…

@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 09:50:54

RE: hachyderm.io/@fantinel/1159913
Well-written post, especially the “About Phanpy” part 😉
Very cool to see this.

App Store listing for "iPhanpy for Mastodon" showing the app icon, Get button, age 18+, category Social Networking, developer Matheus Fantinel, and preview screenshots of the app interface.
Screenshot of an AltStore PAL page for "iPhanpy" showing app icon, developer name, screenshots of a dark-mode client interface, and a bottom navigation bar with tabs (News, Sources, Browse, My Apps, Settings).
App switcher view on iOS showing the iPhanpy app and installed Phanpy PWA.
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-30 19:25:26

Bar in deep red Idaho delights Trump administration by offering free beer to anyone who helps deport illegal migrants (Victoria Churchill/Daily Mail)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1
memeorandum.com/251130/p34#a25

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-10 02:42:17

Raising The Bar Perth 2025
Raising the Bar and The University of Western Australia hosted 10 free talks across 5 lively Perth venues, creating another unforgettable evening of ideas, insights, and conversation...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/raisin

Raising The Bar Perth 2025
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-01-31 16:43:37

Anyone in my bubble going the Brussels city centre this evening? Will probably be there in an hour with my colleagues, getting something to eat, maybe hit a bar.
#fosdem #fosdem2026

@lilmikesf@c.im
2026-01-09 05:26:10

Texas ends American Bar Association oversight of bar exams ...
#Texas #SupremeCourtDecision issued an order this week finalizing opinion that the ABA should "no longer have the final say" on which law school graduates qualify to sit forvbar exam.
Recently

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-01 10:45:48

Drama in Crans-Montana - Explosion in Bar: Dutzende Tote, über 100 verletzt #News #Nachrichten

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-03 16:19:15

I'm worried that if I don't come up with some batshit or vaguely antisocial behavior quick, they're going to make me take on more consequential admin work. The bar for appointment as chair really is wildly low.
#AcademicChatter #academia

@tagesschau_eil@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 14:47:24

📢 Tischfeuerwerk auf Champagnerflaschen laut Behörden vermutlich Ursache der Brandkatastrophe in Crans-Montana
Nach Angaben der Schweizer Behörden deutet alles darauf hin, dass der Brand in einer Bar in Crans-Montana durch Sprühfontänen und Wunderkerzen auf Champagnerflaschen ausgelöst wurde.
➡️

@nemobis@mamot.fr
2026-01-31 09:40:53

I already got my supply of #vegan sandwhiches for today at #FOSDEM. Currently available at Chez Theo (F1) for 4,20 €; at lunch will also be at the bar downstairs (terrace on the food trucks side).

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-12-03 19:11:54

Just woke up from a nap after lunch. I dreamt our heroine was on the run from the galactic police for a discrepancy surrounding dubious business expense claims in her tax return and finds herself running a popular bar in a humanoid community amongst the gut flora and fauna of a giant space faring lizard fish thing amongst a school or flock of these things. I don't remember much else other than its title had to be `June Callwood Cheats On Her Taxes` for some reason.

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2026-02-01 07:57:49

The British #queuegene
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2

@sean@scoat.es
2025-12-30 20:28:19

Once in a while, when watching a video on my TV, the audio stream fails to start on the sound bar. Nothing shows that this is happening, but there's no audio.
Usually, we'll just stop/start the video (turn it off and on again).
Increasingly (it seems; maybe it's always been this way and I just notice now), videos are starting intentionally silently. The audio only starts after an intro or title sequence.
"Is it broken? Or is this just 'art’?” is a commo…

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2025-11-29 18:40:01

@… point at the top bar to reveal a settings icon.

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-12-27 20:27:58

Uptime bar! I’ve been living in a downtime world! #39c3

@jtk@infosec.exchange
2026-01-29 19:20:38

Am I the only one still using these things?
#ThrowbackThursday

8-port (US) isobar power bar
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-30 17:30:40

the other day I was saying cat cafés exist but I wish there was a cat pub
WELL I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS
thedrinksbusiness.com/2023/11/

@luana@wetdry.world
2025-11-30 12:12:58
  • 60 out of 100 times it’ll “sync” and freeze with all 4 LEDs on. The Wii U does a little beep but doesn’t show the controller and no inputs work.
  • 38 out of 100 times the same thing will happen but with all LEDs off
    • You need to remove the batteries in order to take the wiimotes out of these states
  • 2 out of 100 times the wiimotes actually connect, but show with 1 battery bar and almost no inputs go through (and the ones that do are extremely laggy, except for the power button)
    • The manual states that if this happens you can remove the batteries, wait 3 minutes and connect (without syncing) again. That does fixes it sometimes, but it really only worked once for each wiimote.
    • A truly successful connection only happens after the “low battery one”, and even then it seems to be hard to achieve for the first time.
      • Afterwards you’re supposed to be able to reconnect without syncing and then not encounter the issues anymore. That was true for the pink wiimote, but the blue wiimote had to be synced again. I spent quite a few hours trying and wasn’t able to get a successful connection.
      • If you connect the pink wiimote that was working when the other wiimote is in the 4 LEDs freeze state it’ll break the connection of the other one and make you need to sync it again
        • Now none of my aliexpress wiimotes are synced and idk when I’ll be able to sync them again
@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-11-27 15:19:22

now it all started 60 thanksgivings ago, it was 60 years ago on thanksgiving...

YouthsYouths Ordered
To Clean Up
Rubbish Mess
LEE - Because they couldn't
find a dump open in Great Bar-
rington, two youths threw a load
of refuse down a Stockbridge
hillside on Thanksgiving Day,
Saturday, Richard J. Robbins,
ic
19, of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and
Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard
Beach, N.Y., each paid a fine of gi
$25 in Lee District Court after
pleading guilty of illegally dis-
posing of rubbish. Special Jus- Ri
tice James E. Hannon ordered
the youths to remove all the
rubbish. They d…
@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.social
2025-11-29 14:30:16

Weekend #Plankton Factoid 🦠🦐
Many aquatic animals are described as "filter feeders" but this is not functionally correct since it would require water forced through a mesh. Instead, most zooplankton, including copepods, are suspension feeders. They create feeding current gyres using appendages, and use spiny modified ones (maxillae) to intercept individual algal particles and move …

image/jpeg the feeding current of a copepod zooplankton is shown by lines of the path of water. Two circular gyres are formed at the ends of the antennae beside the head which focuses water current into the head of the copepod, highlighted in red. A scale bar indicates the animal is about 1 mm long. 
https://www.oceanlifecentre.dk/news/nyhed?id=ebaa37ec-c19f-482a-a7ea-b02e7553588d
image/jpeg a diagram of a mouthpart (maxillae M2) is shown with long spines on the top and shorter ones on the bottom of one side which have protruding hairs to form a basket-like structure. Caption says Centropages velificatus and the scale bar suggests the entire structure is about 0.4 mm long. Taken from Mimi Koehl. 1998. 11(1), Oceanography.
https://tos.org/oceanography/assets/docs/11-2_koehl.pdf
@presseportal_pol_NDS@frawas.de
2026-01-30 11:43:13

POL-HM: Drei Männer nach Auseinandersetzung in Bar mit Messer verletzt Bad Pyrmont (ots) - Am Freitag (30.01.2026) kam es gegen 00:05 Uhr in einer Bar in Bad Pyrmont zu einer Auseinandersetzung. Drei Männer wurden dabei mit einem Hocker und einem Messer verletzt. Nach bisherigen Erkenntnissen kam es in der Bar in der ...

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-02 15:23:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Marvin Gaye:
🎵 Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)
#MarvinGaye
shamako.bandcamp.com/track/mar
open.spotify.com/track/5hReWjU

From their debut 1980 album
⭐️I Just Can't Stop It,
the wonderful Birmingham
ska-reggae outfit,
best known for their hit
⭐️Mirror In The Bathroom,
was among the 2 Tone label's finest bands
(alongside ❤️The Specials).
They released this upbeat and unambiguous protest against the Conservative prime minister Margaret Thatcher after her first year in office.
Although she stayed in power for more than a decade,
changing the pol…

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-21 17:50:13

Religion Clause: HHS Proposes Rules to Bar Hospitals from Performing Gender Affirming Care to Minors
religionclause.blogspot.com/20

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-04 05:24:39

I think this is progress.
I fixed the typoed atu_unr_limit and now the ATU is working, translating accesses to the 0x1000_0000 AXI space to configuration reads and writes in the PCIe bus.
But the data is always zero. I'm trying to write 0x41410000 to the BAR and it comes out as zeroes, and while the protocol analyzer shows me successfully reading 1327:1c5c which is the VID/PID of my test SSD, it comes out as zero on the AXI side.

Serial console showing reads of all zeroes from the bus
ngscopeclient protocol analyzer view showing reads of the first three words in the config space returning valid data, followed by a write of 0x00 to offset 0x10
@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-01 09:12:08

Wieder zu Silvester - Ein Dutzend Verletzte bei Brand in Grazer Bar #News #Nachrichten

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-02 13:44:16

🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Nitsch:
🎵 Bar von Josefine
#NowPlaying #Nitsch

@tagesschau_eil@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 07:44:03

📢 Mehrere Tote nach Explosion bei Silvesterparty in der Schweiz
Im Schweizer Skiort Crans-Montana sind bei einer Explosion und einem Brand in einer Bar nach Polizeiangaben mehrere Menschen ums Leben gekommen. Die Hintergründe sind noch unklar.
➡️ <…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-05 02:41:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
bar italia:
🎵 Fundraiser
#baritalia
baritalia.bandcamp.com/track/f
open.spotify.com/track/31n4AvZ

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-02 00:16:23

Did you ever swipe a glass or two from a bar?

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-28 15:00:01

Um bêbado foi ao bar Šs sete da manhã e, de meia em meia hora, pedia
mais uma dose.
Cansado de atender ao bêbado, o balconista resolveu sacaneš-lo. Viu um
copo com uma barata dentro e serviu-o para o homem.
Ele bebeu, sentiu aquela coisa na boca, deu uma mordidinha e comeu.
Depois de meia hora:
-- Mais, uma! E capricha na ameixa!

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-01-03 10:59:24

Surprise, pas de surprise.
#CransMontana mstdn.social/@watson_news/1158

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-01 16:05:25

Jüngstes Opfer 16 - Crans-Montana: Menschen rannten brennend aus Bar #News #Nachrichten

Darkness draped Crans-Montana,
a ski resort in the Swiss Alps with a reputation for posh luxury.
Le Constellation, however, had few pretensions:
a cavernous venue with TV screens on the top floor to watch sport,
and a basement with low lighting, loud music and a dancefloor.
It attracted a young crowd, including under-18s, mainly from Switzerland and continental Europe,
and early on Thursday morning hundreds thronged the venue to see in 2026.
Many wo…

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-30 11:36:50

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Marvin Gaye:
🎵 Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)
#NowPlaying #MarvinGaye
shamako.bandcamp.com/track/mar
open.spotify.com/track/5hReWjU

@krone@frawas.de
2026-02-05 12:23:12

Schweigen gebrochen - Morettis in Brief an Mitarbeiter: „Sind verletzt“ #News #Nachrichten

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-03 14:30:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #90TEEN
bar italia:
🎵 Marble Arch
#baritalia
baritalia.bandcamp.com/track/m
open.spotify.com/track/117ElGr

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-02 21:00:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
bar italia:
🎵 Cowbella
#baritalia
baritalia.bandcamp.com/track/c
open.spotify.com/track/6YFrPFp

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-04 06:36:21

Grazer Brand-Opfer - Silvester-Inferno: „Das bringt mich zum Weinen!“ #News #Nachrichten

Speaking to a room full of generals and admirals late last month, Hegseth derided
“stupid rules of engagement,”
and urged those assembled to get on board with his vision to
“untie the hands of our war fighters.”
He also said he wanted to raise the bar for troops to be investigated for misconduct.
“The rule of law at DoD has been under attack since day one of this administration,”
one of the current JAGs told CNN.
“There is a real dismissiveness of la…