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Squash Bug War Report: 4 bugs, 0 Eggs
Hearken, cowards of the cucumber! We, the Shield-Pair of the Raised Bed, walked the battlefield at dawn and four of thy foul kin now feast in the void.
We lifted the leaves and found thy warriors hiding beneath like thralls afraid of the frost. Come forth and face us in open combat! Do not skulk in the leaf darkness!
The Jarl-Wife crushed two with the calm of a seasoned berserker. I dispatched two more into the Bucket of Soapy Doom.

So there actually is an "Insect-Defense Agency" in the U.S. government: https://www.notus.org/policy/usda-bed-bugs-infestation ... It was probably formed following a certain incident immortalized in the famous space documentary 'Deep Space Homer': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4jWAwUb63c

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