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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-13 22:14:03

Endorse.
From: @…
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 13:00:27

The orange pedophile wants us to stop talking about his groomer.
He seems a bit pissed.
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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-14 17:42:05

After all, they called Joe Biden, the former Senator from CapitalOne and a devout Catholic, a socialist and communist.
One of the differences between the Right and Left in the USA is that the Right is dedicated to the idea of political tribal solidarity and social binaries, while the Left puts an overriding emphasis on its own diversity, that of the Right, and that of society.
It is part of how they manage to maintain themselves in power.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-07-13 15:48:55

“Guys, it’s still probably a little too MechHitler”
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@emd@cosocial.ca
2025-07-12 17:55:52

Biden offered Kerr county $10M to help them build flood protection. The people rejected it cuz he is a Democrat. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-11 21:41:32

We're going to need so much community and mutual aid to deal with the coming climate change reckoning combined with the complete abandonment by the US government. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-09-10 20:06:09

I have complicated feelings that are not entirely dissimilar to Popehat’s thread here, but are…well…more complicated.
1/ fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-11 17:22:33

Software shows the same sort of carcinization, e.g. look how many times covert (to end-users) distributed computing has been reinvented and hyped as the great new thing.
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@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-07-06 15:17:03

Reminder for those on Bluesky!!
I will only see your interactions from Fedi if you follow this account: bsky.app/profile/ap.brid.gy

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-09-10 04:54:10

Loopy D And The Long Tail
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@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-07-10 21:05:03

Remember. If you are on bluesky you must follow @ap.brid.gy or I can't see your favs or replies!

@davej@dice.camp
2025-09-05 00:45:16

I mean, they still voted for Brexit, despite the vast evidence against the Leave case. 🤷🏻‍♂️ bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 00:06:59

American Eagle's obvious trolling is obvious.
From: @…
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 19:22:21

Olha, o bluesky a acrescentar coisas que a gente tem desde sempre.
Um dia destes até hão de poder editar posts...
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@chrisnelder@mastodon.energy
2025-07-31 17:54:57

“If the abundance movement is to succeed, it must identify the defenders of scarcity and broaden the playbook to either overcome those interests or change their incentives to bring them on the team.” 🎯
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@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2025-07-10 13:13:14

Today, the reprise of sourdough blueberry pancakes! Egg bacon tea coffee. Tonight, a “maps on vinyl” release party by @mapcenter.com@bsky.brid.gy #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/FWKHmY9J8xNW

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-08-03 15:06:08

As much as this scratches the cool itch (and I wish I had a laptop that had a usb-c power-in connection), I can't keep from thinking we're all eventually going to be like Tony Stark in that cave (pre-mark1 suit) lugging that car battery around.
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-10 22:35:50

I still think he's a space reptilian wearing a human skin suit. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-11 17:46:31

Not necessarily a professional, because unlikely things do happen. They must. You have to suspect that they were a trained shooter to get that lucky at that distance but a LOT of people who are not professional assassins in any sense* have well-practiced shooting skills. In the narrow sense of the phrase, only a tiny fraction of the highly-skilled shooters have ever killed a person for pay in the private sector.
*: i.e. not even military or hunters

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-05 16:21:13

fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app
Video shows people marching in the street wearing yellow with some waving flags. Car traffic is stopped, and the marchers weave around several police cars with their lights on; no other signs of actual police. The crowd is chanting something but I don't know the language.

On June 28—Elon's birthday—let's celebrate everything we've achieved and a recommit to the long fight still ahead.
And our birthday gift to the Broligarch in Chief?
A global party with one powerful message:
Musk Must Fall.
fe…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-07-07 23:32:40

No, really, my OP scarcely even involved creativity at all.
#TeslaTakedown
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@brentsleeper@sfba.social
2025-06-29 02:26:39

Not a rickroll.
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@dsc@mastodon.scot
2025-08-28 06:39:02

Wtaf. Does this mean a flood for F150s into EU?
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@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-07-04 23:42:18

Finally got a chance to listen to this. It's important information to know without having to subject yourself to the hate and bigotry of the NYT.
Thank you, @… and #CancelMeDaddy for the episode.
Here:

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-07-07 06:21:13

Those darn open windows!
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@crell@phpc.social
2025-07-19 16:05:40

This is clever.
bsky.app/profile/eatsbluecrayo
(At least until the primary sources get replaced with slop, so it's just slop all the way down. Which the GenAI companies ar…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 14:18:10

Eu podia escrever isto...
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@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 11:25:40

Diese bizarre Presseförderungsgeschichte motivierte mich dazu, moment.at in Hinkunft finanziell zu unterstützen. Vielleicht wollt Ihr das auch?
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@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2025-07-20 12:22:38

Oof. This is close to the bone...
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tomgauld.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy - My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

@Glatorius@troet.cafe
2025-07-09 10:03:57

@feder.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Nicht dass der Wels am Ende auch nur ein Wildschwein war.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-07-26 15:12:46

First sighting on my Mastodon instance of a properly rendered quoted post. It's beautiful and appropriately nerdy.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hmtynq24viq5yycureab7inc/post/3luurlcv4t223

Loukas (they/them)🏳️‍⚧️
@loukas.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Sequel

At the Court of Twenty Kings

2d

Loukas (they/them)🏳️‍⚧️
@loukas.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
I really need to finish my exam today so of course I spent three hours writing a Lord of the Rings fanfic in the style of a historical document.

The raising of Boromir

Medium · 2d
The raising of Boromir - A star shines on the hour of our mee…
@rene_mobile@infosec.exchange
2025-09-05 07:26:46

TIL that Microsoft Copilot is now trying to show a "face" with different "emotions". That it's not working right now is not my issue. That MS are even more explicitly trying to trick people into thinking they are having a conversation with an actual person, however, most definitely *is*.
Did this "feature" run through an ethics board review? Is the additional emotional deception of users intentional? Who actually wants that sh..?
I am getting ha…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-10 04:05:56

Them: "check out this asshole legislator getting heckled!"
Me: "Ooh that's a nice protected bike lane with.. is that a bus island? In-lane stops? Sweet!"
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-07-07 17:40:49

In case anyone thought I was going over the top with that:
#TeslaTakedown

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-08-03 06:48:11

My non-exhaustive test of @… triggered through @ap.brid.gy bridge between Bluesky and Fediverse has these results:
Bluesky reply to Fediverse post = no joy

@AprilTeachy@bildung.social
2025-08-23 22:15:58

#FediLZ

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-06 15:46:48

I gather that’s a thing from a star war… fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-23 03:54:32

But like why? It doesn’t make sense to me. Anti-JK Rowling? Is she a government now or what? I guess Bluesky is not so blue after all. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2025-07-06 08:41:59

@rikefranke.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ain’t it fascinating how fast we‘re picking up new expertise? Yesterday we were football trainers, today we revolutionize procurement, tomorrow we present our solutions to another endless war. A-ma-zing!

@emd@cosocial.ca
2025-06-27 15:54:19

Which is why the conservatives supported it, they were thinking ahead for when they’re in power.
#CdnPoli
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@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-06-30 03:56:47

if you follow this account bluesky then remember to follow this bridge account so I can see your posts and stuff
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbifs

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-06 12:41:37

As a midwestern WASP (non-practicing) I abhor potato salad and while I don’t hate sweet corn, I will not bother if it wasn’t bought today from a farmers’ market. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-09 01:08:57

I also believe that those who disrespect pizza do not deserve to live! fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@thijs_lucas@norden.social
2025-07-20 20:22:27

Jeder Cent unseres Dauerauftrags für @… ist mega gut investiert.
Wenn #ARD, @…, @…

@chrisnelder@mastodon.energy
2025-07-17 04:23:57

🤬
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@Glatorius@troet.cafe
2025-07-09 09:06:36

@feder.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Das ist ja echt wie ein Thriller. War es der Polozist? War es ein anderer Bösewicht? Hat der Wels seinen Tod nur vorgetäuscht???
Brombach-Welsar füllt das Sommerloch gut aus.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-09-05 18:52:23

I, too, am capable of drawing “maps” of imaginary places that do not and never will exist, which I am neither capable of building nor genuinely intending to build.
Can I please have billions of dollars too? thx fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-09 17:59:30

I don't know anyone who would try to defend Clinton against any sort of accusation that was minimally credible and related to his uncontrolled appetites.
We all know he's a cad. We all know that he's a cheater. He has made his own reputation unstainable.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-02 13:56:50

Hehehehe.
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-09-04 20:57:54

It amuses me when protesters yell "who do you protect? who do you serve?" at police. The answer is "capital". The answer has ALWAYS been "capital." fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-06-28 18:07:15

Pay attention, #Utah #utpol #Utahns!
"'Mike Lee just quietly doubled down on his mass public lands sell-off by releasing new text,' Backer said. 'The Senate could consider it as soon…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-06-16 18:37:03

Haha, he wants the leadership vote BEFORE his August by-election in Battle River-Crowfoot.
If he wins the leadership vote, then he'll win the by-election. If he loses the by-election he'll lose the leadership vote, and right now the leadership vote is less risky.

@emd@cosocial.ca
2025-09-03 01:50:52

Donation link for bridgy fed: patreon.com/ANewSocial
fed.brid.gy/r/https://snarfed.…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-05 15:52:48

TAKE THE SHOT!
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-09-04 17:46:09

God, US Congress is literally a bunch of fucking clowns.
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 02:38:35

Completely unsurprising.
From: @…
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@Glatorius@troet.cafe
2025-07-08 05:46:44

@feder.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy spiegel.de/panorama/wels-am-br
Die Welse haben gute Chancen, sie sich scheinbar…

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-07-28 13:36:38

Who sets a “deadline” for “10 or 12” days?
The point of a deadline is it is a clear point in time that must be met or not met.
Trump is so incredibly spineless.
#russiaUkraineWar #taco
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-09-02 22:20:52

Good. This is how it’s done.
Does this mean “you should love this politician” or “you should count on this politician to save us all” or “you should get a tattoo of this politician on your buttocks?”
No.
Does it mean “the words and behavior of public figures matter” and “politicians can be useful tools of resistance” and “keep the pressure up because it’s working?”
Hell yes. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-08-20 19:17:53

fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app
Video ID: a post showing video of Vance and Hegseth leaving Union station and getting booed. The post itself describes the video just like I just did.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-06 23:01:11

In NYC they do this shit even without Trump's gestapo. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-02 14:36:15

Oh great, now we’ll be reliant on the Chinese for sodium and iron. \s fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-07 05:28:24

The world would be a better place if Chris Rufo just got run over by a bus (ideally 10 years ago).
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-26 15:53:14

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a Nazi doing Nazi things, such as declaring "extremist" everyone who's not a Nazi.
Already seen in Nazi Russia.
Now being seen in the increasingly Nazi-friendly America.
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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-03 14:49:04

33k one-page TIFFs is an OCR challenge, but it's not insurmountable. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-03 03:16:26

The last time an American President ordered the militia of one state to invade another over its governor’s objections, his name was Abe. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 14:58:03

Same here.
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@Glatorius@troet.cafe
2025-07-05 20:43:24

@feder.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Riesenwelse, machen aus Badespaß ein Badeabenteuer. 8)

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 20:08:07

E Portugal assobia para o lado.
Foda-se, que vergonha de um governo e do povo que o elegeu.
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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-06-15 01:19:34

love that there is both a 🇲🇽 and 🇵🇸 flag leading the way!
#nokings
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@Glatorius@troet.cafe
2025-07-05 20:28:35

@feder.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Oh, gegen wen muss ich dann kämpfen? :O Ich hab ja schon aus vertraulicher Quelle erfahren, dass Haie in dem See ausgesetzt wurden.
Zieht Welse gegen Haie die Welt in den Abgrund?
;-;

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-30 23:45:45

Grok can't even count the strings correctly.
The entire "process" described in the extended response seems premised on investigating the existence of the wrong sort of instrument. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-07-21 18:06:23

“There's another option: break the fourth wall between the actors and the audience.” fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-02 16:11:43

This is an open threat. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-30 19:27:13

The UN needs to bite the bullet and just move. Geneva probably isn't the best logistical choice, so maybe Vienna. Make Austria Great Again!
Milan could be an interesting choice too. Lotta history. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-21 13:00:11

O vigarista que vocês elegeram, senhoras e senhores. A lamber o cu a neonazis.
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@Glatorius@troet.cafe
2025-07-05 20:30:37

@laylaandcostumes.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Die krasse Headline wurde mir schon gezeigt.
Nur ums vorweg zunehmen: Egal gegen wen es dann geht, die Welse sind die Gutem™!

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-06-19 20:37:02

“Fully reusable rocket”
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-01 17:01:55

What a huge bunch of gaping assholes. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-22 15:57:45

Iran is arguably more democratic than the US today, in this very narrow way… fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-29 03:33:28

Dems freak out about Mamdani whilst Republicans do this. 🙄
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-06-16 02:35:33

Is this true? Hoping for confirmation; more than a little sleeved out that he was so close to where I live if so.
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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-19 21:58:26

The 4th really could use a little love, it seems like it hasn’t been applied in forever… fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-23 18:04:33

Notably this time they didn’t hit US forces in Iraq. It would be hard to forgive another batch of soldiers with TBIs. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-06-14 23:37:27

A gaudy stage with the US Army logo and Coinbase listed as its sponsor underneath.
I am pretty damned far from being one of those people who puts the armed services some kind of quasi-religious pedestal, and even to me this is deeply offensive, just incredibly gross.
EDIT to add: This is so hideous I’m having trouble believing it. Can anyone verify the photo?
EDIT 2: Yes, almost certainly real; see thread
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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-17 20:49:48

WE CAN ONLY HOPE… fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-24 18:44:05

The smile on her face when he walks into the trap with, "how did I do that?" (where "that" is a $25 billion increase in funds to United Healthcare)
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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-25 22:00:20

I have only subscribed to an online news source when for a few years I supported The Guardian. Then they led the transphobe charge in the UK and I noped out. I have not subscribed to any physical news media with this name nor in this state of residence nor during this millennium.
However, NPR and PBS could certainly provide evidence to snag me in the woke-sweeps.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-04 18:19:41

It is important to recognize how horribly *NORMAL* that is.
It's only in the past century or so that humans have had any capacity to fight infection, because we had no idea how it worked until the mid-19thC, even though we had rudimentary Smallpox vaccination (and 'variolation') earlier. We didn't have safe and effective drugs to fight *any* infection until the 20thC and didn't have useful antivirals until the 1990s.
In a sense, we're all spoiled by mode…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-21 18:47:30

Ugh, what a dumbass. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app
And yet, this is slightly better than "we're going to deport Mamdani".. I think?

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-15 12:46:33

Looks like they are at a funeral… bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-19 21:00:34

N.B.: the conventional bomb model in question has never been dropped in a war. If the military doesn’t have doubts, they’re dumber than they seem… fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-21 03:26:11

c'mon stroke out already fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-30 19:20:15

The Internet has ruined headlines.
It used to be that headlines had names. Now they carefully DO NOT on purpose, because using a generic role description is more likely to get a click-through to see who it is. The problem has bled into ledes as well, which are no longer synopses of stories but rather secondary teasers. You may be a few paragraphs into a story before you can get the information that every Journo 101 teacher would have demanded be in the first 3 lines.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-07-16 17:42:57

Not necessarily an IV for input. Sometimes they just need to do the blood draw from my hand because I have terrible veins. Usually results in some bruising
I don’t bother trying to cover up when that happens to me… fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-01 21:10:01

Another fun fact: "trust the experts" is not a feature of totalitarianism, despite what this brainworm in a human skin suit says. It's actually the opposite - totalitarianism silences the scientific community of experts in favor of top-down dictates from strongmen.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-15 17:40:11

This is why I ended my support for the Guardian. I could not keep paying for hate. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-14 20:48:17

I know it is well-meaning, but extrapolating the total size of 2000 events from 320 reports is bogus unless one models the size distribution and how that influences whether an event has a report. I.e. big events get reported, smaller ones not so much.
Even with that, it would be very much open to debate.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-24 16:26:26
Content warning: #USPOL

There’s a reason for all that…
For all of my adult life the dominant cultural message has been that government is too big, bloated, and incompetent. This has rarely been true. Idiot pols have also talked about "running government like a business" and/or "budgeting government like a family" even though neither is desirable and they are incompatible. The result has been the starvation of government, including the courts. "Packing" the courtS needs to recogn…