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Sen. John Kennedy reveals why Kristi Noem was 'dead as fried chicken' after disastrous congressional hearing (Victor Nava/New York Post)
https://nypost.com/2026/03/07/us-news/kristi-noem-was-dead-as-fried-chicken-after-congressional-hearing-sen-john-kennedy-reveals/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260307/p1#a260307p1

Traces of caffeine and cocaine. Humans' fault for peein' in the pool...
Shark blood contains traces of various drugs | The Week
https://theweek.com/environment/sharks-cocaine-drug-testing-bahamas

Wenn der Versuch, das Internet zu kontrollieren, nach hinten losgeht – russische Edition. 😏
Zum Artikel: https://heise.de/-11246123?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #WoPop
Dariush:
🎵 Cheshme Man
#Dariush
https://aagahmusic.bandcamp.com/track/cheshme-man
https://open.spotify.com/track/567pa89CGdOa0QLVTPvv4i

Great look at Bob Chesney's philosophy that's created a tradition of winning... and getting his team to the CFB Playoffs.
▶️ Bob Chesney's message to UCLA fans: We're in UNCHARTED TERRITORY! | The Rich Eisen Show
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SsB-_VujlnQ&a…

@… Bestimmt hast du da gerade weggeguckt...
https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/04/dachs-schiesst-nach-oben.html

Nach Waffenruhe-Deal: Dachs schießt nach oben
Frankfurt (dpo) - Nach der Verkündung einer zweiwöchigen Waffenruhe im Iran-Krieg schoss der Dachs heute steil nach oben. Laut Zeugenaussag...

Researchers are giving salmon cocaine. Don't worry, it's for science

Atlantic salmon in Sweden are getting high off cocaine. And they are getting the drug from an unlikely source: scientists.
"It does sound a little bit absurd to test how cocaine affects fish behaviour," said Erin McCallum, a Canadian researcher and associate professor of aquatic ecology at the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences.
But with cocaine — and other substances — detected in w…

Researchers are giving salmon cocaine. Don't worry, it's for science | CBC Radio
With cocaine and its metabolite, benzoylecgonine, being detected in waterways across the globe, Canadian researcher Erin McCallum and her team set out to understand the impact of these illicit drugs on fish in Sweden.

TACO good. https://www.tagesschau.de/eilmeldung/eilmeldung-9244.html

Trump kündigt zweiwöchige Feuerpause mit Iran an
Die USA haben nach Angaben von Präsident Donald Trump einer zweiwöchigen Feuerpause mit Iran zugestimmt. Bedingung dafür sei die Öffnung der Straße von Hormus, teilte Trump auf seiner Plattform Truth Social mit. Aus Teheran gibt es noch keine Bestätigung.

#ReleaseFriday Triggered by a recent feature proposal[1], I went ahead and polished & published a closely related, already work-in-progress (but still private) feature in https://thi.ng/rdom to support something I c…

John Losi prevented aid, a dozen cops did nothing. When those two cops (Robert McCabe and Aaron Torgalski) were charged, the police union protested, claimed assailant cops were “following orders,” and said that 57 cops quitting the squad (but not the force) did so in solidarity with the assailants.
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