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@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-15 13:06:40

ValCurrys in training camp for the intro of NoAgenda podcast.
🤣
x.com/clownworld_/status/17683

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2024-04-16 16:38:20

“Electing a fascist clown worked last time, the others really got angry! In their face!
Let's do it again!”

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-16 12:50:28

I wish for Vladimir to meet Navalnyj's fate. Slowly. Drawn out, you might say. Only Russian's "best" is good enough for clown king Putin.

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2024-03-11 23:30:51

I’m sure I’ve seen this posted on here but I couldn’t find anyone who’d posted it recently.
Re: British monarchs/royals (or any aristocracy) really

Patrick Freyne
Mon Mar 8 2021 - 23:00
Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it's like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.

Pulled from https://bsky.app/profile/norahwoodsey.bsky.social/pos…
@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-15 13:00:54

Raz twa tri ⚡️
Never exclude an electrician
x.com/clownworld_/status/17684

@neverpanic@chaos.social
2024-04-14 08:44:57

The toot is in German, so I'm quoting it instead of boosting: Some movie nerds re-discovered a movie compositing technique that Disney used for Mary Poppins but that has since been lost. Great watch!
gei.st/objects/36524d8b-fb5e-4

@Infrogmation@mastodon.online
2024-02-29 00:09:41

Happy Leap Day!
"Grimaldi's Leap-Frog in the Comic Pantomine of the Golden Fish"
1812 engraving of part of the act of celebrated English clown Joseph Grimaldi. "Drawn & Etched by W. Heath".
#LeapDay #LeapYear

1812 color engraving in two scenes. Both show man in clown outfit with baggy white pants, red coat, white facepaint, along with a large frog - presumably actually a person in a frog costume.

In the first scene, the Clown holds out a bowl of water towards the sitting Frog.

In the second scene, the Clown bends over, as the Frog propels itself over the Clown by jumping with hands on the Clown's shoulders, "leap frogging".
@sean@scoat.es
2024-04-10 17:36:52

Relevant again today upon the news of the clown show over at Xitter. (No offence to actual clowns.)
"Be vain and break things” I guess. scoat.es/@sean/112083156595012

How many times does Biden have to prove them wrong before we all see the truth?
It is this:
Biden is a formidable opponent, a skillful and experienced negotiator, and as a campaigner he is quick on his feet, affable and eminently re-electable.
Still, given the prevailing media narrative, Biden went into last night with low expectations from voters.
They have been told repeatedly that he’s too old, that he’s feeble and weak, and that he doesn’t have the stamina and de…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2024-05-05 17:26:27

Heh... Looks like the nazi regime in Moscow placed Zelensky on a wanted list.
Tsc tsc tsc...
Considering Putin is wanted by the INTERNATIONAL criminal court, this is so farsical it's a mere clown move.
I'm sure the clown of clowns, Medvedev, is happy about it. At least while he's somewhat counscious between two bottles of vodka.
#Russia

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2024-04-01 16:17:06

Like #Clowns? Like gritty fiction?
You need to back my mate’s True Clown Stories kickstarter…
But have a think before choosing the top tier reward…
kickstarter.com/proje…

The highest tier reward reads:

Pie in the 💥⁉️🤡💦ing kisser
One of the team will come to your house wearing a clown nose. When we've checked it's you, we will cover your copy of the book in squirty cream then cram it into your kisser.

This is a funny idea, but we've set it to a ridiculous price as it's funnier to imagine doing it than to actually do it. Please don't actually choose this reward unless you really, really want a pie in the 💥⁉️🤡💦 ing kisser.
@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2024-04-09 20:43:13

Now it's clown car football.
#ChampionsLeague

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2024-04-27 11:25:20

Balaji Srinivasan is the spearhead of the new fascist movement establishing itself in Silicon Valley.
It's easy to dismiss him as a clown given how bad, inconsistent and dumb his ideas are but he's a clown with a lot of followers in tech who listen to his visions of "ethnic cleansing".

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2024-04-07 12:29:20

The clown 🤡 comments were all really funny, weren't they?
Right until we started riding around with f*cking knives! 😆
[CC: @… & @… ]

A screenshot of post by Cheerios de Bergerac (@sexybenfranklin@smores.town) beautified by Mastopoet tool. It was posted on Apr 6, 2024 @ 01:52 UTC.

I'm gonna need @timmy@goblin.camp to come sort their people out.

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Screen shot showing a police report of a man wielding a knife while riding a unicycle.
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-30 06:27:23

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #SoundsOfThe60sWithTonyBlackburn
The Everly Brothers:
🎵 Cathy's Clown
#TheEverlyBrothers
open.spotify.com/track/1MA9StL
extratoppingsvolumeone.bandcam

@oligneisti@social.linux.pizza
2024-03-06 08:15:54

> [Gates] McFadden, is an actress best known for her role as Dr. Beverly Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation and its spin-offs.
>
> Earlier in her career, she worked with Jim Henson as a choreographer and actor on several projects. [...]
>
> As an actor, she first appeared in The Muppets Take Manhattan, playing the secretary for Martin Price.

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2024-04-01 15:42:56

April Fools is a great example of why all other days of the year, fooling is strictly restricted to accredited standing members of the Clown College

@HerrGuenni@social.tchncs.de
2024-05-14 18:46:37

🤣
#fcsp #JacksonIrvine #airvine #irvine
(Ob wir einen neuen Namen rufen in der neuen …

Screenshot of a insta Story von Jemilla Pir and Jackson Irvine. I'm Hintergrund eine dänische Fahne,bunte Häuser und etwas Wasser. (mutmaßlich Kopenhagen)
Text: when you've been drunk for 2 days and forget to take your passport to your marriage appointment. emoji 3 mal clown.


let's try again tomorrow
party tonight is still on.
@herrguenni@social.tchncs.de
2024-05-14 18:46:37

🤣
#fcsp #JacksonIrvine #airvine #irvine
(Ob wir einen neuen Namen rufen in der neuen …

Screenshot of a insta Story von Jemilla Pir and Jackson Irvine. I'm Hintergrund eine dänische Fahne,bunte Häuser und etwas Wasser. (mutmaßlich Kopenhagen)
Text: when you've been drunk for 2 days and forget to take your passport to your marriage appointment. emoji 3 mal clown.


let's try again tomorrow
party tonight is still on.
@sean@scoat.es
2024-04-10 17:36:52

Relevant again today upon the news of the clown show over at Xitter. (No offence to actual clowns.)
"Be vain and break things” I guess. scoat.es/@sean/112083156595012

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-05-11 18:08:13

Found a very rare footage of a CSB live performance, called „CSB plays hells bells“
x.com/clowndownunder/status/17

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2024-04-01 19:35:23

A look at the fall of Vice, thanks to wild expenses, shady deals, greed, "fanfiction finance", and a lack of understanding of how newsrooms work (Elizabeth Lopatto/The Verge)
theverge.com/24094310/vice-med

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2024-05-10 20:17:47

In all seriousness, I think nothing portraits better today's #Israel than the clown that is currently the ambassador of that genocidal state in the #UN shredding by his own hands the UN charter while accusing everybody else to do what he was proudly doing himself.
Stop the genocide in

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-11 12:40:40

Every time you hear musicians like RATM, Moby, REM, U2, Taylor Swift, etc. etc.
try to tell you to stop doing this or that or you have to eat vegan and stop using fossil fuels.
You watch a clip like this.
🤦🏻
x.com/clowndownunder/status/17

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2024-02-27 20:36:19

Judge Scott F. McAfee should be ashamed of how he's turned his courtroom into a clown show.
#FultonCounty #FaniWillis #fraud

@jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com
2024-04-25 01:05:26

Also, considering what a clown show it has been to try to get the settlement for my father-in-law's life insurance, I would strongly suggest that folk either avoid MetLife, or see if they can get their funds out of there.
They've ignored every correction multiple times, consistently fail to follow up, and appear to be blocking every action we take. I'm guessing they're just hard up for cash, because there's no other reason to be this bad at paying a policy.

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-11 12:40:40

Every time you hear musicians like RATM, Moby, REM, U2, Taylor Swift, etc. etc.
try to tell you to stop doing this or that or you have to eat vegan and stop using fossil fuels.
You watch a clip like this.
🤦🏻
x.com/clowndownunder/status/17

@roelgrif@mstdn.social
2024-04-22 21:49:03

Commentaar overbodig.

"Heks"  (Sigrid Kaag) 
“Gestoorde gek” (Hugo de Jonge) 
“Eng mannetje” (van der Burg) 
“Spelen op de man? Dat pik ik niet meer.” 
Rechts van deze tekst: een clown in de maak (4 fasen).
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2024-04-01 15:42:56

April Fools is a great example of why all other days of the year, fooling is strictly restricted to accredited standing members of the Clown College

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2024-03-30 16:00:59

LB Jadeveon Clowney 'wanted to mature more' before going back home to Panthers nfl.com/news/lb-jadeveon-clown

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-10 10:17:56

Clown 🤡 meets Zombie 🧟‍♂️

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2024-04-18 21:25:56

From @… for @… :

@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-05-11 06:12:19

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #SoundsOfThe60sWithTonyBlackburn
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles:
🎵 The Tears Of A Clown
#SmokeyRobinson #TheMiracles
open.spotify.com/track/4Dq749x
xtenda-edits.bandcamp.com/trac

@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2024-02-18 13:00:03

Demnächst in Ihrer Innenstadt: Es demonstrieren Elefantendompteure, Monstertruckfahrer und Containerschiffkapitäne.
chaos.social/@BrokkoliMuskel/1

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2024-04-18 18:46:11

We Can, and We Must, Clown on the Humane AI Pin Forever 404media.co/we-must-never-forg

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-05-10 19:03:42

How can one even reach that level of Lardness ?
I would have stopped eating shit 300 pounds earlier.
WTF
x.com/clownworld_/status/17887

@hansaplast42@social.wastedalpaca.wtf
2024-03-17 18:05:37

kann mir den Artikel wer befreien?
spiegel.de/kultur/nicolas-cage

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-05-09 19:17:17

I‘m out of words 😳
x.com/clownworld_/status/17886

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-05-09 09:14:03

Beautiful side by side
FUCK CHRIS CUOMO
May he burn in hell !
x.com/clownworld_/status/17883

Hitler’s Establishment Enablers
Ryback details, week by week, day by day, and sometimes hour by hour, how a country with a functional, if flawed, democratic machinery handed absolute power over to someone who could never claim a majority in an actual election and whom the entire conservative political class regarded as a chaotic clown with a violent following.
Ryback shows how major players thought they could find some ulterior advantage in managing him.
Each was sure that…

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-08 12:09:11

Whaaaat ?
x.com/realalexjones/status/177

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2024-04-18 18:46:11

We Can, and We Must, Clown on the Humane AI Pin Forever 404media.co/we-must-never-forg

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-07 19:24:10

Honestly,
I would run like hell and not sit on this bike.
x.com/clownworld_/status/17770

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-05 17:24:16

@… blondie has a new song.
x.com/cw_insider/status/177629

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-05-03 19:45:11

Who needs a work horse if you can have a cute dog helping you on the job.
x.com/clownworld_/status/17864

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-02 12:43:53

Best part is the sublime fire alarm crying for a battery change
x.com/clownworld_/status/17636

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-01 11:23:58

„No my feet won’t touch this faggot of stairs“
What a chud move 😎
x.com/clownworld_/status/17635

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-01 11:19:22

Here‘s the video.
Don’t be this retarded, stealing is not acceptable.
x.com/clownworld_/status/17626

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-30 17:27:48

Not all, are dirty Dogs, some like to be clean too.
🤣😂🤣
@…
x.com/clownworld_/status/17852

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-28 09:31:27

🇨🇦popo vs 🇺🇸popo
They are not the same !
x.com/clownworld_/status/17843

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-22 10:02:49

You never done learning new crap.
Do you no you can be trans financial ?
Me neither.
Going to try this with the taxman.
I gonna tell them i identify as poor.
Will it work?
x.com/clownworld_/status/17709

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-04-20 16:40:00

More proof Islamic countries really really appreciate the support of the LGBTQ-tards
🤣😂🤣
x.com/clownworld_/status/17817

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-21 19:22:51

Hahaha….haha….HA
x.com/clownworld_/status/17708

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-05-06 09:20:12

PSA
Please people don’t fall for these lies.
It’s the biggest lie in our time .
#1 there is no such thing as net-zero energy
#2 there is no such thing as green energy
#3 „green“ energy is not cheaper AT ALL
#4 „green“ energy is destroying nature
Anyone who says it ain’t so is a fucking lying scumbag.
Get your facts straight.