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@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-03-03 21:53:29

RE: infosec.exchange/@scottwilson/
I’ve been on a 5-year colonoscopy schedule since my 2006 bout of diverticulitis. Just about due for my 5th…
The prep was terrible my first time: they required the use of “mineral osmo…

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-28 22:57:02

If 2025 were a drink, it'd be colonoscopy prep.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-29 02:55:03

If it was in #Chicago, it'd be Malört @… mstdn.social/@qurlyjoe/1157996

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-02-12 22:39:45

I just returned from a doctor appointment where she reviewed some test results. She told me my cholesterol was excellent and my tests looked like they were from someone 30 years younger. I think she was hitting on me a little bit...
Then she informed me that I was being referred to a colonoscopy clinic because I was overdue for a colon checkup. Totally ruined the mood...
On the bright side, the preparation required for that appointment may help me drop a few pounds.

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2025-12-11 17:06:57

i like ONE booty selfie on IG and now the whole timeline is a colonoscopy appointment