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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-28 22:57:02

If 2025 were a drink, it'd be colonoscopy prep.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-29 02:55:03

If it was in #Chicago, it'd be Malört @… mstdn.social/@qurlyjoe/1157996

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-11-18 00:00:08

So at the risk of TMI: have my first colonoscopy tomorrow (Zoidberg: “guess again”) which certainly involves some interesting prep (liquids only whole day before & a “flush” of my system tonight
Yes yes folks my age are supposed to have already had this done, whattya want.
Can I watch a show during?

Clip from Futurama episode “parasites lost“
Zoidberg is speaking to fry and says “we’ll have to get a look inside you using this camera” where upon Fry opens his mouth and Zoidberg says: “guess again”
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-05 22:04:39
Content warning: What’s debugging called in Rust?

a colonoscopy

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2025-12-11 17:06:57

i like ONE booty selfie on IG and now the whole timeline is a colonoscopy appointment