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I just returned from a doctor appointment where she reviewed some test results. She told me my cholesterol was excellent and my tests looked like they were from someone 30 years younger. I think she was hitting on me a little bit...
Then she informed me that I was being referred to a colonoscopy clinic because I was overdue for a colon checkup. Totally ruined the mood...
On the bright side, the preparation required for that appointment may help me drop a few pounds.

i like ONE booty selfie on IG and now the whole timeline is a colonoscopy appointment

If 2025 were a drink, it'd be colonoscopy prep.

If it was in #Chicago, it'd be Malört @… https://mstdn.social/@qurlyjoe/1157996

So at the risk of TMI: have my first colonoscopy tomorrow (Zoidberg: “guess again”) which certainly involves some interesting prep (liquids only whole day before & a “flush” of my system tonight
Yes yes folks my age are supposed to have already had this done, whattya want.
Can I watch a show during?