@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-03-12 00:11:46
me [to my wife]: "I feel like I'm having my colonoscopy early, with these kids up my butt."
13yo [standing inches away from me]: "BTW, you have no polyps."
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-03-12 00:11:46
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca2026-02-12 22:39:45
I just returned from a doctor appointment where she reviewed some test results. She told me my cholesterol was excellent and my tests looked like they were from someone 30 years younger. I think she was hitting on me a little bit...
Then she informed me that I was being referred to a colonoscopy clinic because I was overdue for a colon checkup. Totally ruined the mood...
On the bright side, the preparation required for that appointment may help me drop a few pounds.
@grumpybozo@toad.social2026-03-03 21:53:29
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@scottwilson/116165940007405292
I’ve been on a 5-year colonoscopy schedule since my 2006 bout of diverticulitis. Just about due for my 5th…
The prep was terrible my first time: they required the use of “mineral osmo…
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social2025-12-28 22:57:02
If 2025 were a drink, it'd be colonoscopy prep.
@samvarma@fosstodon.org2025-12-29 02:55:03
If it was in #Chicago, it'd be Malört @… https://mstdn.social/@qurlyjoe/1157996