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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 01:32:16

Maybe she should do a collab with Skrillex
cosmopolitan.com/entertainment

I did talk about having an orgasm in front of 6,000 farmers already. What? Do you want to know? Yeah. I'm sorry, if somebody says to you, I had an orgasm in front of 6,000 farmers and then you go, no further questions. How lacking in curiosity would I have to be? So when I was a DJ in England, I used to DJ for the Young Farmers Ball, because they don't get weekends. Walkers, that one. Yeah, yeah. But one time the venue was so big that they had these ginormous speakers and there was nowhere t…
@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-10-29 16:30:45

This article about a liberal reporter dating MAGA men really shows some of the core of what's breaking this world right now. And it's not just the US. Men are not okay. Like at all.
cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/r

Over the course of a few dates, he’d make this mistake often, where he’d talk about Trump in the first person. And I came to realise that while I was trying to separate Jared from who he voted for, he may have been personally struggling to do the exact same thing, just in a very different way. It became clear to me that he truly loved Trump not just because he identified with Trump the politician but because he identified with Trump the person being considered ‘bad’ by progressive standards.
@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2025-10-29 15:07:38

Det där med poké bowl var en rolig idé, särskilt när man börjar laborera lite med innehållet.
Det verkar inte finnas någon ände på vad man kan göra, eller hur man kan kombinera.
Det jag saknade den här gången var picklad rödlök och kimchi. Det hade passat utmärkt.

A plate in the foreground filled with vegetables like carrot, edamame, cucumber, bell pepper, corn, broccoli, lettuce and sushigari, topped with stir-fried chicken. Two more plates are out of focus in the background.
@hippyjo@c.im
2025-10-29 22:45:43

Public Safety Announcement: Crosswalks are going high-tech here in the sillycone valley.
Watch out for HAWK intersections:
#campbell

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-11-27 18:02:38
Content warning: Cooking & food

Just finished round 1 of #Thanksgiving cooking.
I have extremely mixed feelings these days about a holiday founded on genocide (seriously, official Thanksgiving #1 was "hooray we killed these natives, let's celebrate" which is deeply ironic/horrific given that the whitewashed origin story also did happen years earlier). But I'm a big fan of cooking and feasting, so that's what I focus on.
I'm vegetarian so no turkey.
I made "chiraji sushi" in my heavily bastardized personal style, as well as vegetarian stuffing. Both were pretty successful, although I truly regret forgetting to put nuts in the stuffing. I ended up using "smoky chipotle" flavor "better than bouillon" for the stuffing soup base, which pairs surprisingly well with the chopped persimmons. I tried doing microwave -> pan fry -> bake for the potatoes and carrots, and while they turned out good, they weren't as amazing as I'd hoped for.
The sushi (with stir-fried carrots, onions, mushrooms, and peas, plus fried tofu chunks and fresh cucumber and canned corn) turned out excellent.
Now I just need to decide what to have thirds of.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-03 13:51:29

En noticias futbolísticas, Coquimbo Unido se tituló campeón del torneo de primera división en Chile. Es su primer título nacional.
Me gusta que ocurran este tipo de cosas que rompen la hegemonía de los clubes grandes en el fútbol.

Campeonato Nacional: Coquimbo Unido consigue su primer título tras campaña histórica
Coquimbo Unido hizo historia al consagrarse campeón del fútbol chileno por primera vez en sus 67 años. El cuadro “pirata” venció 2-0 a Unión La Calera y se coronó con 14 triunfos consecutivos, asegurando además su regreso a la Copa Libertadores.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 13:20:13

Cockwomble-In-Chief
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@lindawoodrow@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 21:52:52

Front yard garden as we head into Australian summer. Those beans on the right are 4 metres tall. Tromboncino battling it out with grapes for the pagola that shades all the east side of the house - green air conditioning for the summer. Tomatoes, capsicums, eggplants ripening, cucumbers to give away, snake beans coming on, carrots & fennel flowering to feed nectar to the ladybugs & make seed, so many geen beans I'm leaving some to mature. Onions & garlic nearly ready. Still p…

A wide view of a garden, lush greens of every hue, very blue sky, a beehive in the back corner.
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-11-03 18:25:03

What is an #astronaut? cosmobiota.substack.com/p/what -> Does it matter who gets to use the term astronaut at the start of the age of space tourism? Thread: bsky.app/profile/cosmobiologis

@thek3nger@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 09:04:57

I've always been a critic of "Stoicism for the military" events and talks. I think the military often abuses a philosophy whose core aspects include cosmopolitanism and that pushes people to do the right thing, especially against power.
But I am ready to be proved wrong by all the guys filling Ryan Holiday's rooms, standing up for "justice" against bombing fishermen in the Caribbean.
Any minute now.