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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-04 16:12:31

Eagles Captain Praises 'Genius' Cowboys Defensive Coordinator Christian Parker si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/p

Eagles Captain Praises 'Genius' Cowboys Defensive Coordinator Christian Parker
The Dallas Cowboys appear to have hit a home run with new defensive coordinator Christian Parker, who continues getting praise from his former players.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 12:46:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Captain Planet:
🎵 Ton'y's House
#CaptainPlanet
djcaptainplanet.bandcamp.com/t

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 00:06:29

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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-05 18:34:31

DraftKings DFS: What to consider when picking a Showdown captain espn.com/fantasy/football/stor

DraftKings Showdown: Start with a narrative, then pick your captain - ESPN
Daniel Dopp takes you through the process of creating a Seahwks-Patriots lineup for DraftKings' DFS Showdown.

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 14:42:04

Tell us a bit more about the candidate you are referring, CAPTAIN SALTBEARD:
⚪ This is a professional contact. I have worked with this person before.
⚪ This is a personal contact. I have not worked with this person before.
🔘 This is a nemesis. I have worked against this person my entire life.

@rberger@hachyderm.io
2026-02-06 02:48:18
"Starfleet Academy" episode "Series Acclimation Mil" features SAM (Kerrice Brooks) doing a report on Captain Benjamin Sisko (Avery Brooks), lead of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine." As "DS9" fans know, Sisko was emissary of the Bajoran people to their Prophets (godlike aliens who live in a wormhole near Bajor).  SAM, a holographic intelligence who has been sent as emissary by her own people, feels a kinship with Sisko. Even if she never meets him, she ends the episode thanking him for all he taught her. The episode closes with a voiceover from Sisko

Here's How Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Episode 5 Pulled Off That Jaw-Dropping Cameo
Spoilers for "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" episode 5 follow.
Read More: #StarFleetAcademy #StarTrek

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-05 11:04:04

Also, I haven't yet added captioning. I'm planning to do that later today. Apologies for not posting it in a completely accessible way, thanks for your patience.
Edit:
Updated. It should be more accessible now.
I usually don't add images to my posts. I realized half way through that I had a bunch more to do. I kind of had to power through before I ran out of dopamine, or I'd never actually post it. Thank you for your patience. I'm working on setting up a good OCR pipeline to make this faster in the future.
Thanks again for your patience, and please feel free to let me know if there are ways I could improve for future posts.

@thijs_lucas@norden.social
2026-01-05 07:36:33

LOL Münster. LOL Germany.
Der Spiegel hat (schon 2023) den Vergleich der deutschen Top-Fahrradstadt Münster mit der internationalen Top-Fahrradstadt gemacht und - Captain Obvious be prepared - der Vergleich ist 2. Liga gegen Championsleague. Allein schon der für Deutschland typische Brückenfail zeigt, wie schlampig hier gearbeitet wird.
Münster ist qualitativ dichter an Stuttgart als an Utrecht.

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-01-05 21:54:56

New dietary guidelines delayed again
as RFK Jr. plans to reject expert panel's recommendations
Kennedy wants to stress saturated fats and discourage ultraprocessed foods.
The administration will miss its legal deadline to release the update.

New dietary guidelines delayed again as RFK Jr. plans to reject expert panel's recommendations
Kennedy wants to stress saturated fats and discourage ultraprocessed foods. The administration will miss its legal deadline to release the update.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-02 23:44:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Captain Planet:
🎵 Barco Velho
#CaptainPlanet
djcaptainplanet.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/1E8G9z7