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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-20 19:23:07

"If any other group arrived into a neighborhood carrying long guns, deploying chemical weapons, violently engaging and then taking people away with no warrants nor apparent legal reason, we would dispatch SWAT, as SWAT has the training to defuse and deescalate such situations."

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-20 23:30:41

A look at the social debates in Chile over AI investments, emblematic of clashes happening globally over balancing economic growth with environmental concerns (Paul Mozur/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2025/10/20/technol

@arXiv_csCL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-22 10:11:01

Can LLMs Judge Debates? Evaluating Non-Linear Reasoning via Argumentation Theory Semantics
Reza Sanayei, Srdjan Vesic, Eduardo Blanco, Mihai Surdeanu
arxiv.org/abs/2509.15739

@rettichschnidi@swiss.social
2025-12-21 13:28:33

Good news!
Frage: "Müssen gute #Parfüms teuer sein?"
Antwort: "Keineswegs. Im Nischenbereich findet man zwischen 200 und 500 Franken die besten Parfüms."

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-22 01:55:57

Trump pick to lead federal watchdog agency withdraws after offensive text messages were revealed (Associated Press)
apnews.com/article/trump-speci
memeorandum.com/251021/p150#a2

@gevoel@mastodon.green
2025-11-21 12:17:04

Liedje over een paar oorlogen geleden:
Iain MacKintosh 12 And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda
youtube.com/watch?v=d26VtJckMjM
> From "Encore" 1975 - Dara Records MPA 010 LP

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2025-10-22 04:39:32

Apropos of nothing… #uspol

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-09-22 14:00:29

So I've gotten the call from my doctor. Apparently, they can't prescribe more glucometer strips to me because I'm using too many. And how many am I using? Well, approximately 10 a day, which is the bare minimum according to my diabetologist. And most of them are actually used for meals (small meals are better, right?), not "just in case". Well, they are going to see if they can do anything.
I should probably add that a pack of strips costs 6.40 PLN when refunded, but normally capitalists charge 74.05 PLN. It suffices for 10 days.
#diabetes #Poland

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-21 16:53:01

this is my favorite thing I've ever overheard of all time btw


"I don't care about plants, fungi, I don't
care about fuckin... mold. I would
literally rather fill out every tax form in
the universe than find out how plants...
pork each other through the wind."

- the guys next to me at the library (via ianthe)
#still cryin
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-21 17:23:39

#limerick #satire #USpol

Donny J had to put on his pants,
To go to the inaugural dance.
He pulled up with a sigh,
And yanked on the fly;
Someone please call an ambulance. 

davidaugust.com