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@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-31 22:23:50

I've spent most of today -- while I really should have been working on other things -- building a little search engine for @yogthos' Cryogen blogging engine, which is what I use for my blog.
I can now generate an index very fast; the index I'm currently generating is too big, and doesn't have enough metadata, and consequently the search side can't return that metadata, but I'm very pleased with progress for one day.

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 14:44:36

From reporting about last night's World Series Game 6: This is the kind of amazing act that makes someone a professional. Not only the sensory ability but also the ability to act on it in a fraction of a second. And it completely changed the game's outcome.

"I was just anticipating him hitting the ball like to the left side of the field and just playing shallow, trying to keep the runner at second base from scoring," Hernandez said. "But for a split second, as Glasnow threw the ball, the crowd got quiet, and I was able to hear that the bat broke. So I just got a really good jump on the ball, and I came in."
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46797709/dodgers-survive-wild-finish-force-game-7-world-series
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-31 22:44:24

Burrow on drought: 'Something's got to change' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/474659

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-12-31 13:00:39

"Year-end ‘good news’ as flat-headed cats reappear in Thailand after 29-year absence"
#Thailand #Animals

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-10-30 13:12:00

EZB peilt Einführung des digitalen Euro 2029 an
Seit Jahren wird getüftelt, nun geht der digitale Euro in die nächste Phase. Bis Verbraucher damit bezahlen können, wird es aber noch dauern.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-01 21:55:41

Sad Bovino.
A key figure in the unlawful ice violence and the disappearances of people, gregory bovino is sad.
🧵 1/2
#satire #USpol #ice

greogory bovino in a uniform with a customs and border patrol badge, looking thoughtfully sad, with a speech bubble above them reading, "Hurting people doesn’t make me feel better anymore."
Four men standing at a vice presidential press conference, in front of a blue vehicle, with a thought bubble above gregory bovino in uniform reading, "All this, and my mother still doesn’t love me."
U.S. Border Patrol agent gregory bovino holding a civilian’s arm, looking thoughtfully distraught, with a speech bubble reading, "I’ll never again reach the high I got the first time I violated someone, will I?"
gregory bovino in a U.S. Border Patrol uniform speaking at a dhs seal podium and a microphone, with an American flag in the background and a thought bubble reading, "Now the laxative decides to work?"
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-31 20:33:54

I’m all set for tonight.

Got my tickets for the New Year’s Event.
A hand is holding two TicketMaster event tickets labeled Stay at Home and Do Nothing, and go to bed early. Seat location: couch.

Prop. 50 looks likely to face a barrage of legal challenges
David A. Carrillo, executive director of the California Constitution Center at Berkeley Law,
said that if Proposition 50 passes, he expects a barrage of “see what sticks” lawsuits raising California constitutional claims.
They stand little chance of success, he said.
“Voters created the redistricting commission,” he said.
“What the voters created they can change or abolish.”
Attorneys might also br…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-01 19:53:38

This is a genuinely good idea, and I'd urge you to sign it. Make #AI generated works immediately identifiable. It would be interesting also to require a similar 'watermark' in generated texts -- perhaps a particular sequence of whitespace characters.
#generativeAI
H/t

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-01 21:17:23

"[Scotland is] almost exactly as wealthy as the eurozone countries but we’re exporting wealth at twice the rate of even the most indebted poor countries. Can I get you to reflect on that – Scotland is rich like Europe but leaks wealth much, much worse than sub-Saharan Africa...
Since devolution, the cumulative total of the wealth we have exported is now well over £280 billion" -- Robin McAlpine

Scatter graph which maps national wealth generated per capita, against proportion of that wealth retained, for various nations and economic blocks. Most rich nations are at the top right; poor nations are centre left. Scotland is alone at bottom right.