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@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-27 14:50:02

RE: #uspol

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-29 09:07:08

3 (of our 4) cats saw me making something on the counter and were like, "oh hey, is that for us? is it food? is it treats? gimme gimme gimme!"
So once I finished preparing my instant pho, I sat down on the floor with it and their "oh my GOD what IS THAT?? GROSS!" reaction was absolutely hilarious.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-25 16:54:00

LIVE: Gotham FC are NWSL Champs! Full analysis NWSL Best XI! | Attacking Third by CBS Sports W Golazo
#nwsl

@billbert@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 02:05:13

I’m sure nobody in the United States has heard of Peter Tilbury, but his “It Takes A Worried Man” television series from 1981-1984 is quite wild and hilarious - including a lot of monologues masquerading as semi-dialogue. youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2w

@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-20 19:48:43

First gameplay reveal for Hellraiser: Revival (graphic horror violence, etc) #Hellraiser #HellraiserRevival

@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2026-01-26 14:15:19

Then Thursday I made sourdough masa crumpets. Egg and bacon, tea and coffee. The utterly hilarious “Eureka Day” at the Gamm that night. #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/b97FcmQ1WXeE

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-11-26 22:09:40

The defensive howlers are not Slot's incompetence.
1. Van Dijk's handball. WTF
2. Kerkez wrong-sided. OK, that's on Slot for playing him at all. He doesn't fit at all.
3. Konate's continue mental lapses 🤷
4. A sloppy Gakpo pass leads to a counter when everyone on the field, subs and all, are tilted toward pulling one back. Who really cares about this one?
I won't back his team selection decisions and I struggle to understand the intent for …

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-11-27 12:49:56

Just in time for the holidays.
steves-shop.fourthwall.com/pro

@thomasrenkert@hcommons.social
2025-11-25 16:33:20

Der onkeligste Bundesonkel, der mit bemerkenswerter Beratungsresistenz durch die Weltgeschichte onkelt.
Und die Wählerschaft dachte, dass man bei Blackrock wenigstens die kosmopolitische Jetset Coolness auf ihn abgefärbt hätte. Tja, Neffen...

Bild aus der Gboard-Zwischenablage
@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-25 17:28:34
Content warning: Donkey Kong Bananza possible spoiler

Donkey Kong Bananza has some hilarious stuff in it, you can smash everything. There's a guy with a boat who's like 'fishing is my life' and my wife instantly smashed his boat. And then he's like 'well, it HAS been a long time since I've been swimming' or something. 😂 Like, GREAT attitude. Gotta roll with those punches. 😂🤣😂
#DonkeyKong