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@outer@mas.to
2024-03-03 14:33:59

Latest suggestions for Raywat D @… :
New amateur sports to help the Olympics reach an even wider audience:
-No-hands nose balance
-100 meter dash while holding a ping pong ball between your knees
-3000 meter Jabberwocky tickle
-2 meter prance and trout-slapping
-8kg salmon assisted canal diving

Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan@c.im)
Gave some thought today about the new events I'd like to see in a revamped Olympics. Yes, this is how I've spent my morning. Here's my list. Feel free to add your own: -backwards running -breath holding -competitive eating -longest burp -blindfolded shaving -debate -competitive acapella singing -speed cooking -speed napping -orienteering -tag -timed hide-and-seek -synchronized hopscotch -pub quiz (both sober and buzzed) -leg wrestling -loudest shout -spelling bee -team scrabble -roast battle …

@outer@mas.to
2024-02-29 00:40:19

-adjustable wrench throw
-jar opening
-independent and tandem eye-blinking
-tin-can stilt 100 meter dash
-Triathlon: playing anthems by throat-flicking, skull knuckle-rapping and armpit farts
-2 meter noodle suck c.im/@deonandan/11200400331180<…

Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan@c.im)
Gave some thought today about the new events I'd like to see in a revamped Olympics. Yes, this is how I've spent my morning. Here's my list. Feel free to add your own: -backwards running -breath holding -competitive eating -longest burp -blindfolded shaving -debate -competitive acapella singing -speed cooking -speed napping -orienteering -tag -timed hide-and-seek -synchronized hopscotch -pub quiz (both sober and buzzed) -leg wrestling -loudest shout -spelling bee -team scrabble -roast battle …