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New amateur sports to help the Olympics reach an even wider audience:
-No-hands nose balance
-100 meter dash while holding a ping pong ball between your knees
-3000 meter Jabberwocky tickle
-2 meter prance and trout-slapping
-8kg salmon assisted canal diving

-adjustable wrench throw
-jar opening
-independent and tandem eye-blinking
-tin-can stilt 100 meter dash
-Triathlon: playing anthems by throat-flicking, skull knuckle-rapping and armpit farts
-2 meter noodle suck<…