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@kennysmith@mstdn.social
2024-02-29 02:06:33

Tech bros having been historically insulated by understanding and protecting themselves against the unaddressed issues before them.
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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-27 22:13:46

2024 NFL Draft: Five hypothetical trade offers for Bears' No. 1 pick foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2024

@gwendolyn@mastodon.cloud
2024-04-29 02:18:02

Doofus: "I'd never let my teenage child date someone X years old!!!!"
Common Sense: "LOL! Hypothetical parents pretending they have hypothetical control over hypothetical sons and daughters who are young adults aged 14-19! (pro-tip: peeps do stuff. you don't have control)"

@gwendolyn@mastodon.cloud
2024-04-29 02:18:02

Doofus: "I'd never let my teenage child date someone X years old!!!!"
Common Sense: "LOL! Hypothetical parents pretending they have hypothetical control over hypothetical sons and daughters who are young adults aged 14-19! (pro-tip: peeps do stuff. you don't have control)"

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2024-04-28 09:32:48

How the brain 'constructs' the outside world scientificamerican.com/article "neurons in sensory cortical areas and even in the hypothetical central processor cannot …

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-28 00:13:57

2024 NFL Draft: Analyzing 5 hypothetical trade offers for Bears' No. 1 pick foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2024

@arXiv_csIR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-29 06:50:15

Corpus-Steered Query Expansion with Large Language Models
Yibin Lei, Yu Cao, Tianyi Zhou, Tao Shen, Andrew Yates
arxiv.org/abs/2402.18031

@arXiv_astrophCO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-29 07:18:35

Cosmology-independent Photon Mass Limits from Localized Fast Radio Bursts by using Artificial Neural Networks
Jing-Yu Ran, Bao Wang, Jun-Jie Wei
arxiv.org/abs/2404.17154 <…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-20 13:35:54

Could Bears keep Justin Fields, trade No. 1 overall pick in 2024 NFL Draft? Four hypothetical deals nfl.com/news/could-bears-keep-

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2024-02-26 15:09:31

Post-match narratives are always interesting. Chelsea were .5 xG better, with 5 big chances to 1. Did they bottle it? Were they wasteful? Or were Kelleher and the #LFC defense superb?
I've decided if you switch one hypothetical, the thought experiment shows some truth. Had Chelsea scored, as expected -- had Kelleher not gotten all of Palmer's shot, or Disasi not missed a gaping net, what…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2024-04-19 03:01:06

Jesse Ventura claims he could beat Biden, Trump in hypothetical match-up (Tara Suter/The Hill)
thehill.com/homenews/campaign/
memeorandum.com/240418/p83#a24

@arXiv_statML_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-28 08:46:13

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@arXiv_grqc_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-28 08:41:49

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@arXiv_astrophCO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-29 07:18:35

Cosmology-independent Photon Mass Limits from Localized Fast Radio Bursts by using Artificial Neural Networks
Jing-Yu Ran, Bao Wang, Jun-Jie Wei
arxiv.org/abs/2404.17154 <…

@arXiv_csCY_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-27 08:23:50

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@risottobias@tech.lgbt
2024-02-21 01:23:39

new game.
your org installs a "gremlin"
they undo or misuse a security process at a constant rate (times hypothetical but, once per quarter?).
you get pinged on slack a week later.
a pentester gets pinged about which one a month later.
your customers get pinged which one was edited a quarter later.
does your process outrun...
the slack notification in 5 business days?
the pentester using it in 4 weeks?
the public realizing it's been a quarter and you haven't fixed it?
#cybersecurity #GRC

@hanno@mastodon.social
2024-04-18 14:56:36

These "hey if this lattice quantum algorithm turns out to work, it will break fully homomorphic encryption, and maybe also we cannot fix encrypted internet connection once a quantum computer arrives" statements. Like HEY THESE PROBLEMS AREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME UNIVERSE OF ISSUES. One is "cryptographers may have to admit that their favorit hypothetical solution for nonexisting problems doesn't work", the other is "like, how do we continue with the internet?&quo…

@arXiv_hepth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-20 07:35:37

Comments Concerning a Hypothetical Mesoscopic Dark Dimension
John H. Schwarz
arxiv.org/abs/2403.12899 arxiv.org/pdf/2…

@design_law@mastodon.social
2024-03-12 17:35:04

I loved this paper by Jordana Goodman & Khamal Patterson. Check it out! ip.jotwell.com/the-white-perso

@arXiv_csCL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-10 06:49:04

LLMs' Reading Comprehension Is Affected by Parametric Knowledge and Struggles with Hypothetical Statements
Victoria Basmov, Yoav Goldberg, Reut Tsarfaty
arxiv.org/abs/2404.06283

@JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2024-02-12 15:39:41

What would be a suitable mental capacity test for Trump v. Biden?
Some ideas:
* Have each candidate read a two-page brief about a hypothetical foreign affairs crisis and then ask whether, according to that brief, Iran has invaded Iraq or vice-versa.
* Ask which number is greater, 74 million votes or 81 million votes.
* Show a world map without labels and ask each candidate to locate Europe on it.
* Ask each candidate how he would handle the border crisis with Pu…

@arXiv_mathST_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-26 07:33:44

Optimal testing in a class of nonregular models
Yuya Shimizu, Taisuke Otsu
arxiv.org/abs/2403.16413 arxiv.org/pdf/240…

@arXiv_astrophHE_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-23 07:21:21

Two-dimensional models of core-collapse supernova explosions assisted by heavy sterile neutrinos
Kanji Mori, Tomoya Takiwaki, Kei Kotake, Shunsaku Horiuchi
arxiv.org/abs/2402.14333

@fluxed@ieji.de
2024-02-13 03:09:20

RIP, #NPR's Bob Edwards:
"There should be one place that's clean, one place where the money doesn't matter... We're that hypothetical place you made up where all that mattered was the journalism..."
(Burlington Free Press, 1989)
"Edwards is a tall, blond man of 28 whose voice immediately gives away his occupation.... His colleague Susan Stamberg is a New Yor…

@arXiv_nuclth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-27 07:03:59

Synthesis of super-heavy elements in the outer crust of a magnetar
Davide Basilico, Xavier Roca-Maza, Gianluca Col\`o
arxiv.org/abs/2403.17773

@arXiv_statME_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-23 09:02:54

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@servelan@newsie.social
2024-03-07 19:43:56

‘No one likes to think about that stuff’: Kilmer introduces continuity plan ahead of SOTU:
Washington Democrat wants to quickly fill vacancies, reduce incentive for political violence
rollcall.com/2024/03/07/though

The newest national NBC News poll shows former President Donald Trump leading current President Joe Biden by 5 points among registered voters, 47%-42%, in a hypothetical general-election matchup.
But when the survey’s final question re-asks voters what their ballot choice would be if Trump is found guilty and convicted of a felony this year, Biden narrowly pulls ahead of Trump, 45%-43%.

@gevoel@mastodon.green
2024-02-05 20:17:16

Orkanen worden zo veel zwaarder dan in het verleden, dat meteorologen voorstellen om de Saffire-Simpson schaal uit te breiden met een orkaan Categorie 6 washingtonpost.com/weather/202

@arXiv_csNE_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-19 06:51:20

Faster Optimization Through Genetic Drift
Cella Florescu, Marc Kaufmann, Johannes Lengler, Ulysse Schaller
arxiv.org/abs/2404.12147

@arXiv_physicsmedph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-26 07:32:41

The effect of inter-track coupling on H$_2$O$_2$ productions
Ramin Abolfath, Sedigheh Fardirad, Abbas Ghasemizad
arxiv.org/abs/2403.16722

@arXiv_hepex_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-20 08:39:56

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@spacer@hachyderm.io
2024-02-04 13:50:07

This was a great episode:
[Srsly Wrong] 298 – [UNLOCKED] Q&A: How to Make Library Socialism Now 🅴 #srslyWrong @…

@arXiv_mathph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-18 08:44:23

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@stella@tech.lgbt
2024-03-05 22:44:17

it seems the writefreely instance i used once so far to write a thing about age has given up on moderation and is overrun by seo bots. oh well. i could keep using it, after all, their feed doesnt matter to me, but i decided to make an account on another instance as well and probably post there in the future if i do ever feel like it again.
i imported my one post to the new instance: paper.wf/stella/age
you can follow through the magic of fedi here: @…
how do i keep being able to use just my name as a handle, surely there are more stellas in this world
anyway uh see you when that one collapses too and i look for another place to put my hypothetical future posts in

@hanno@mastodon.social
2024-02-08 15:43:36

There's a wild fake story making rounds about a DDoS attack from smart toothbrushes. By now, the company that invented it (Fortinet) says this was "only a hypothetical scenario", and the newspaper that reported it first (Aargauer Zeitung) says it was sold to them like a real thing. I'm gonna say this: It doesn't matter which version is true, in both cases both the newspaper and the company are to blame. Why? This story doesn't even pass a smell test. 🧵

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-04-08 16:34:32

AFC Team May Trade for Two-Time Pro Bowler yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/af

@arXiv_grqc_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-12 07:02:03

The Nature of Dark Energy and Constraints on Its Hypothetical Constituents from Force Measurements
Galina L. Klimchitskaya, Vladimir M. Mostepanenko
arxiv.org/abs/2403.05988

@UP8@mastodon.social
2024-01-31 02:45:35

🪶 Escape behaviors in prey and the evolution of pennaceous plumage in dinosaurs
#dinosaurs

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2024-02-20 08:47:40

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@arXiv_mathAG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-11 07:30:14

Fibrations on the 6-sphere
Nobuhiro Honda, Jeff Viaclovsky
arxiv.org/abs/2403.05035 arxiv.org/pdf/2403.05035

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2024-04-23 09:02:02

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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-21 21:36:53

Raiders Mailbag: Position of need, best player available or both with the No. 13 pick? raiders.com/news/mailbag/raide

@arXiv_csCV_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-01 07:35:44

Benchmarking Counterfactual Image Generation
Thomas Melistas, Nikos Spyrou, Nefeli Gkouti, Pedro Sanchez, Athanasios Vlontzos, Giorgos Papanastasiou, Sotirios A. Tsaftaris
arxiv.org/abs/2403.20287

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2024-04-09 09:06:12

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@arXiv_physicsinsdet_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-12 07:06:40

Background discrimination with a Micromegas detector prototype and veto system for BabyIAXO
K. Altenm\"uller, J. F. Castel, S. Cebri\'an, T. Dafni, D. D\'iez-Iba\~nez, A. Ezquerro, E. Ferrer-Ribas, J. Galan, J. Galindo, J. A. Garc\'ia, A. Giganon, C. Goblin, I. G. Irastorza, C. Loiseau, G. Luz\'on, X. F. Navick, C. Margalejo, H. Mirallas, L. Obis, A. Ortiz de Sol\'orzano, T. Papaevangelou, O. P\'erez, A. Quintana, J. Ruz, J. K. Vogel

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2024-04-17 08:28:37

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@arXiv_astrophCO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-22 07:19:12

The LISA forecast on a smooth crossover beyond the Standard Model through the scalar-induced gravitational waves
Albert Escriv\`a, Ryoto Inui, Yuichiro Tada, Chul-Moon Yoo
arxiv.org/abs/2404.12591

@UP8@mastodon.social
2024-01-31 02:45:35

🪶 Escape behaviors in prey and the evolution of pennaceous plumage in dinosaurs
#dinosaurs

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-03-06 17:19:51

Dallas Cowboys May Land $45 Million Linebacker in Free Agency yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/da

@arXiv_physicssocph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-06 07:13:46

Using Smartphones to Study Vaccination Decisions in the Wild
Nicol\`o Alessandro Girardini, Arkadiusz Stopczynski, Olga Baranov, Cornelia Betsch, Dirk Brockmann, Sune Lehmann, Robert B\"ohm
arxiv.org/abs/2403.03143

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2024-04-08 08:42:17

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2024-03-06 08:39:32

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2024-04-19 08:38:48

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2024-04-05 08:42:02

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@arXiv_physicsgeoph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-03 07:06:11

CyberShake Earthquake Fault Rupture Modeling and Ground Motion Simulations for the Southwest Iceland Transform Zone
Otilio Rojas, Marisol Monterrubio-Velasco, Juan E. Rodriguez, Scott Callaghan, Claudia Abril, Benedikt Holldorson, Milad Kowsari, Farnaz Bayat, Kim Olsen, Alice-Agnes Gabriel, Josep de la Puente
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@arXiv_nuclth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-12 07:03:58

Muon Capture on $^{6}$Li, $^{12}$C, and $^{16}$O from $Ab~Initio$ Nuclear Theory
Lotta Jokiniemi, Petr Navratil, Jenni Kotila, Kostas Kravvaris
arxiv.org/abs/2403.05776

@arXiv_astrophCO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-12 07:11:48

Distributions and Collision Rates of ALP Stars in the Milky Way
Dennis Maseizik (II. Institute for theoretical Physics, Hamburg University), G\"unter Sigl (II. Institute for theoretical Physics, Hamburg University)
arxiv.org/abs/2404.07908

@arXiv_grqc_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-04 07:13:01

Constraining the abundance of Galactic compact objects with continuous gravitational waves
Gopalkrishna Prabhu, Aditya Kumar Sharma, R. Prasad, Shasvath J. Kapadia
arxiv.org/abs/2403.00502

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2024-01-31 07:28:36

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