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@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-02-17 01:25:33

Cool photo gallery, but too mild and euphemistic for my taste...
tmz.com/photos/2026/02/16/us-p

US President Donald Trump Punching Jesus Christ On Parade Float
US President Donald Trump Punching Jesus Christ On Parade Float

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-12-15 16:34:23

"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "

How Nicolas Sarkozy Survived Twenty Days Behind Bars
Lauren Collins on the former French President’s book “The Journal of a Prisoner,” in which he seeks to place himself in the company of Alfred Dreyfus and Jesus Christ.

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-13 15:55:56

Jesus fucking christ.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/

20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple
Summary: A major brick-and-mortar store sold an Apple Gift Card that Apple seemingly took offence to, and locked out my entire Apple ID, effectively bricking my devices and my iCloud Account, Apple Developer ID, and everything associated with it, and I have no recourse. Can you help? Email paris AT paris.id.au (and read on for the details). ❤️ Here’s how Apple “Permanently” locked my Apple ID. I am writing this as a desperate measure.

@Jyoti@mas.to
2025-12-25 19:23:38

theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’s not a fucking chance this useless goddamn baby is going to die for our sins,” said the child’s uncle Brandon Lowrey, explaining that beyond […]

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:41:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-08 20:09:42
Content warning: uspol

Jesus
Fucking
Christ

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 13:55:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 13:42:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ClassicalLive
Elizabeth Poston, Choir of St John’s College, Cambridge & Christopher Gray:
🎵 Jesus Christ The Apple Tree - Trad.
#ElizabethPoston #ChoirofStJohnsCollege #Cambridge
open.spotify.com/track/40B8T4u

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 02:45:56

11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-say

11 Things Grok Says Elon Musk Does Better Than Anyone
Grok explained: "Jesus Christ's moral teachings provide profound spiritual guidance, yet Musk's achievements..."

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-11-21 23:00:13

I posted a friendly question to folks on an AI coding subreddit along with my own answer, and jesus christ #AI coders can *looks suspiciously in mirror* be some real dipshits

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 16:41:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpL

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-03 11:54:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Elizabeth Poston, Choir of St John’s College, Cambridge & Andrew Nethsingha:
🎵 Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
#ElizabethPoston #ChoirofStJohnsCollege #Cambridge #AndrewNethsingha

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-30 08:27:58

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Elizabeth Poston, Belfast Cathedral Choir & Matthew Owens:
🎵 Jesus Christ the apple tree
#ElizabethPoston #BelfastCathedralChoir #MatthewOwens
open.spotify.com/track/1FrAvE6

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-30 08:16:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Elizabeth Poston, Belfast Cathedral Choir & Matthew Owens:
🎵 Jesus Christ the apple tree
#ElizabethPoston #BelfastCathedralChoir #MatthewOwens
open.spotify.com/track/1FrAvE6

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-19 06:53:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Elizabeth Poston, Nigel Short & Tenebrae:
🎵 Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
#ElizabethPoston #NigelShort #Tenebrae #newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/6fvDVa5