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@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2025-10-04 12:27:36

Jesus christ, #Apple. I'm trying to build a simple logic of the form "if an email from this sender comes into my inbox, forward the email to this other mailbox." (because my mail provider can't do this, which is another can of worms entirely).
Well, the email-triggered #shortcut

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-29 21:37:06

Wait, don't i know someone named Russ Nelson?
Probably a different guy... flipboard.com/@npr/all-things-

Russell M. Nelson, head of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, dies at 101
The leader of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has died. Russell M. Nelson was 101 years old — the oldest person to have ever led the Salt Lake City-based faith.

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-10-03 17:32:57

Jesus FUCKING Christ, that's quite a jump.
Just jacked the price up by a third.
#Xbox
#gamepass

screen capture from an email. it reads: Here's your current plan: Xbox Game Pass Ultimate Your subscription price is changing from $239.99 to $359.99.
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-08-02 03:34:59

New podcast just dropped.
Well, it dropped in June, but I just found out about it. I've listened to the first episode and I hope it's successful because it's doing such important work.
This podcast is about child sexual abuse in the LDS church. The information is presented in a clear way with empathy towards survivors and with the legal details that show just how liable the LDS church is and how its influence on

This attorney has taken up hundreds of child abuse cases against the LDS Church
Washington-based attorney Tim Kosnoff believes The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints could do more to protect children from abuse.

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-09-28 17:23:22

I say it after every shooting, but it doesn't need to be this way in America. There is much we can do to make America safer. We just choose not to.
Live updates: Grand Blanc, Michigan, church shooting and fire | CNN
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At least 1 dead and 9 others wounded after shooting at Michigan church
At least on person was killed and nine others wounded in a shooting at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, according to police. Follow for live updates.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-23 19:03:14

In case anyone was wondering why the rapture didn't happen today. 🤷‍♀️

Onion article showing a missle shooting something out of the sky Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-09-22 22:06:10

People out there really going “it’s not the problem of the Rails core team”.
WHO’S PROBLEM IS IT THEN???
Jesus fucking Christ, show at least a semblance of a spine and responsibility in leadership roles.
We’re talking fucking computer code versus the dignity and lives of people here.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-17 19:12:17

jesus christ that's up there with pierce the veil in terms of most awkward comebacks lol

Zapp released its eponymous debut album in 1980, and achieved mainstream recognition with the single "More Bounce to the Ounce". The group's 1982 follow-up Zapp II sold well and was certified gold. In the 1990s, Zapp would also influence the G-funk sound and the broader cultural scene of West Coast hip-hop itself. The band disbanded in 1999 after Roger and Larry Troutman died in an apparent murder-suicide executed by Larry. Zapp reformed briefly in 2003 with the remaining brothers of the Troutm…
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-09-17 09:07:37

😶

Notification screenshot „These devices are no longer detected near you. They were last seen near The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints“
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-03 08:40:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #SundayMorning
Edvard Grieg, Hans Thomison, Audun Iversen, Bård Bratlie, Norwegian Soloists' Choir & Grete Pedersen:
🎵 4 Psalms, Op 74 (No 3, 'Jesus Kristus er opfaren') [Jesus Christ Our Lord Is Risen]
#EdvardGrieg #HansThomison
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-03 17:36:57

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #WordsAndMusic
Andrew Lloyd Webber, Ian Gillan & Barry Dennen:
🎵 (Pilate and Christ) Jesus Christ Superstar
#AndrewLloydWebber #IanGillan #BarryDennen #newRelease 🆕 single

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-07-28 03:04:38

42 yr old white male madman #Xtian #Terrorist who went on stabbing spree outside #Michigan #WalMart had recently authored a book about his relatio…

Michigan Walmart stabbing spree suspect identified
The 42-year-old attacker was arrested after a brutal, random attack with a folding knife in Traverse City. He is the author of a book about Jesus Christ, has a criminal record, and is knowledgeable in martial arts. = | 4 - Bradford James Gille, the man who stabbed 11 people outside a Walmart | Social Media
* In Traverse City, Michigan, Bradford James Gille, 42, used a foldable knife to stab eleven people at a Walmart store. * During a calm Saturday afternoon, the stabbings appeared random with no predetermined victims, and the motive remains unknown. * On July 27 all victims aged 29 to 84 are expected to survive, on July 27 their conditions were upgraded to seven fair and four serious, and Megan Brown said “We've have seen encouraging signs of recovery among our patients ". * Grand Traverse Co…