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Republican National Committee Boosts Spending for Hair and Makeup (Violet Jira/NOTUS)
https://www.notus.org/money/republican-national-committee-hair-makeup-trump-leavitt
http://www.memeorandum.com/260128/p22#a260128p22

"this whole thing smacks of jira" I holler as I overturn my manager's macbook at the annual planning offsite and turn our product-market fit into product-market shit

I think this brings me up to five separate Atlassian accounts now 🙃

A recurring issue:
Source of Truth vs Point of Truth with many-system setups.
Imagine having separate
- issue tracking (e.g. JIRA)
- time tracking (e.g. Toggl)
- development tracking (e.g. GitLab)
- daily team sync (e.g. Confluence)
- weekly sync with stakeholders (...)
Without diligent manual labor or a lot of handcrafted automation, those keep getting out of sync.

episode 1 million of where did that jira ticket go?

Designers are always inventing new titles. Web designer, UI designer, UX designer, UX/UI designer, Product designer, UX/AI designer (???)
These are all the same!
As long as your work is mediated entirely by Figma and Jira, you are just a production artist.
Fighting with PMs over who "gets" to do strategy (usually: neither of you) won't help you. Lean into the core #design

Without UX governance, your app turns to "sludge"
Break out of the feature delivery mindset and attend to the architecture and maintenance of the product.

"Tree! Document <title> is wrong! Specifically this <valueX>! Who is the ignoramus who specified that value? ITS COMPLETELY WRONG WHO DO I GET TO LIGHT ON FIRE AND BLAME FOR EVERYTHING BEING WRONG?"
<checks Jira tickets that produced the latest document revision; goes back 3 document revisions over as many years>
You did. See here (2 yr old ticket): "pls change valueX from <blah> to <blah> because <rationale>. "
"…

En Australia han implementado el control de edad para acceder a servicios on-line. Desde hoy los menores de edad no pueden acceder a Jira ni a los servicios on-line del gobierno australiano.
JAJAJAJAJAJA

Why not switch your crappy software from crappy #SCons build system to even more crappy #Bazel build system over a patch release, call it "fully backwards compatible", and then effectively leave all the distros stuck on old versions with half a dozen vulnerabilities?
Yeah, just a random reminder that #MongoDB is total crap, and you shouldn't use it. Or expect people to package it for you.
#Gentoo

If I were to use AI for anything, it'd be to strip e-mail signature graphics from every fscking Jira update

Ich sollte meinen CorpoStack (bzw. neuer Name wird vermutlich KMU!Suite) mal flott machen, dass ich ihn zum nächsten Digital Independence Day präsentieren kann.
im Anhang ein Screenshot. Ich schreibe hier mal die alternativen hin:
- Jira Confluence -> #OpenProject
- Github GH-Actions ->

Jira is clearly not made for software engineers.
It hasen't been when it was in use at previous jobs, and it isn't now in 2026.
Edit: Gemini agrees.