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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Killing Joke:
🎵 Wardance
#KillingJoke
https://nosanctuaryband.bandcamp.com/track/wardance-vn-original-de-killing-joke
https://open.spotify.com/track/38Pqjy8ptttAXIBxNUk2Iu

As expected. And now, with no alternatives, millions of Americans will lose their Healthcare insurance. Some will die.
Trump voters: This is your fault.
☑️ Trump's long-awaited healthcare "plan" is a joke - Public Notice
https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-health

Trump's long-awaited healthcare "plan" is a joke
He can barely bring himself to pretend he cares.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/116092491198574746
science forbid I make a joke in a shitpost and people start getting at each other’s throats in the replies
for the love of Carl Sagan’s turtleneck, grow up

“In two weeks” finally arrived.
That’s the usual time period in which Trump has, for the last 10 years, promised the arrival of a spectacular plan to reform the healthcare system,
one that would solve every problem anyone could identify,
individual or systemic.
Just you wait, he’d say — the plan is coming in two weeks, and you’re gonna love it.
Well now the White House has indeed released what it calls
“The Great Healthcare Plan.”
Is it great? No…

Trump's long-awaited healthcare "plan" is a joke
He can barely bring himself to pretend he cares.

I think about Norm's moth joke more than I should. We miss ya, Norm.
https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

"Venezuela, my homeland, actually won something. I have never seen it happen; the last time Venezuela claimed a major international trophy was in 1945 and, of course, it was in baseball... our sport, the one we actually care about and that truly runs vinotinto red in the country's collective bloodstream... And it probably had to come against the US, the geopolitical bully that has idly shoved Venezuela around for generations"

Viva Venezuela, A Champion At Last
For almost my entire life, Venezuela has been a punching bag, a nasty joke couched in fake concern. I used to participate in some of that punching, to be clear. But as I grew into political consciousness, I struggled to reconcile, both within myself and whenever I was asked about the country where I was…

RE: #bespoked 2024 als Joke präsentierten Bananentasche erzählt im…

OVH Cloud (#AS16276) is raising "additional" IP4 prices from $2 USD to $2.39/month, a nearly 20% increase, on April 1, 2026 (no joke). They stated:
"In recent months, the global market has seen the cost of critical infrastructure components climb significantly and steadily. These cost pressures directly impact server hardware availability, and also affect the overall susta…

“How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The answer – in SAPN’s case study – is an electrician, a plumber and software techs, who now all need to work together to ensure the home management system can control the proverbial lights.”
https://

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

Saw J D Vance promising that this is "a temporary war - it's not going to last forever".
Which might be the sort of thing people will darkly joke about while evading drones years from now.

Tom Mulcair: "Trump doesn't get the joke about the ‘Donroe Doctrine’”
.... but does Tom get the joke about his relevance to anything at all?
#canPoli #CdnPoli
https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/tom-mulcair-trump-doesnt-get-the-joke-about-the-donroe-doctrine/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

The 2025 Web Almanac mistook me.
I did *not* say LLMs provide better image descriptions. I cited SeeingAI and Be My Eyes as tools for undescribed IRL uses.
I said LLM-generated captions could be better than craptions. I mentioned abstracts / reading-level changes, which could be summaries?
But “better” image descriptions is right out.

This is a deep cut of a joke, and it is excellent.
/via @…
https://bsky.app/profile/tef.bsky.social/post/3mgxa467h6s2y

tef (@tef.bsky.social)
tfw your bus has more than twelve stops

Fattyshack
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

King Leer
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Killing Joke:
🎵 Love Like Blood
#KillingJoke
https://audiovoid.bandcamp.com/track/killing-joke-love-like-blood-audiovoid-bootleg-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/6VzXOkU7pVXaVMR6e4hRAg

Al Caporn
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Douche Bigelow
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Gropenfürhrer
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Needy Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

King Leer
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Mendacious Mango
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#satire #potus45

Dorito Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Blobby Jones
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Donnie Deathcount
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bonaspur
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#satire #potus45

Covidiot in Chief
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#satire #potus45

Der Pumpkinführer
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#satire #potus45

Payless Putin
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#satire #potus45

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Gropenfürhrer
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Rumpelthinskin
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

President TACO
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

Don Whoreleon
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Jabba the Gut
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Gropey the Clown
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Rumpelthinskin
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

The Lyin' King
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#satire #potus45

Dementia Donny
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#satire #potus45

Mr. Miracle Ear
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#satire #potus45

Tangerine Terror
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Orange Julius Caesar
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#satire #potus45

Tang the Merciless
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#satire #potus45

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Metamucil World Peace
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#satire #potus45

Sweet Potato Skidmark
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

The Offal Orifice
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#satire #potus45

President Rottinghands McRagebaby
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#satire #potus45…

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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#satire #potus45

Blob Vila
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#satire #potus45

Bunker Baby
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#satire #potus45

The Nodfather
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#satire #potus45

Gropenfürhrer
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#satire #potus45

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

Tangerine Tyrant
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#satire #potus45

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45

Salmon Satan
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#satire #potus45

Pampers President
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#satire #potus45

Comrade Krasnov
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#satire #potus45

McNugget Muammar
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#satire #potus45

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

Alexander Scamilton
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#satire #potus45

King of Babble-On
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#satire #potus45

President Coups-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

Cheddar Insurrector
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#satire #potus45

Candyvan McTaco Twit
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#satire #potus45

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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#satire #potus45

President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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#satire #potus45

Donvict
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#satire #potus45

Il Douché
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#satire #potus45

Hitler's Herpe
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#satire #potus45

Blobby Jones
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#satire #potus45

McNugget Muammar
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#satire #potus45

Douche Bigelow
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#satire #potus45

El Pork-Choppo
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#satire #potus45

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

Sweet Potato Skidmark
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#satire #potus45

Infector in Chief
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#satire #potus45

Donnie Deathcount
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#satire #potus45

Donny Little Hands
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#satire #potus45

Uncle Touch Too Much
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Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
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#satire #potus45

Generalissimo Geritol
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