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jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

20260208 Viering met Erik Jan Tillema - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiHjnpLDwRk (ruim 1 uur)
Soms loop ik op zondag virtueel even binnen bij De Kapel in Hilversum. Vandaag had Erik Jan Tillema v. Gogh op het menu gezet.. 😉
Viering met Erik Jan Tillema - De Kapel
https://www.dekapel.nu/viering-met-joke-werner-2e-advent/

Lessons:
- works as an insult
- works as a joke
- doesn’t actually have to make metaphorical sense
…thus:
- don’t overthink it, just vibe-joke it

"So, if it doesn’t happen, I’m blaming JD Vance,” Trump said, to laughter.
“If it does happen, I’m taking full credit.”
Does Vance still not realize that the joke is on him?
The interesting thing is not that he keeps debasing himself
but that he gets less and less in return each time.
As his political fortunes dim, his soul has become a depreciating asset.

Opinion | How Much Humiliation Can Vance Take?
The vice president gets saddled with the Iran war and eroding popularity.

8yo: "Hi Bored, nice to meet you!"
me: "Hey, that's my joke. You're not allowed to make Dad Jokes."

from my link log —
Nearly every sport except long-distance running is fundamentally absurd.
https://slate.com/culture/2012/06/long-distance-running-and-evolution-why-humans-can-outrun-horses-but-cant…

Why Nearly Every Sport Except Long-Distance Running Is Fundamentally Absurd
At first glance the annual Man vs. Horse Marathon, set for June 9 in Wales, seems like a joke sport brought to us by the same brilliant minds behind...

Y'all better watch CNN's "Have I Got News For You" before GOP billionaire David Ellison cancels it once he takes over Warner Bros/Discovery & CNN. No joke.
▶️ When Is A War Not A War? & Americans Stranded in The Middle East! | HIGNFYUS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pgXQkZcV1o…

Fury as SNL comedian makes foul joke about Trump 'being assassinated': 'President in a theater...what's the worst that could happen?' (Kelly Garino/Daily Mail)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-15707749/SNL-comedian-joke-Trump-assassinated-theater-lincoln.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/260405/p34#a260405p34

"No one knows what the horse is going to do next, least of all the horse. He's never been in a hospital before. He's as confused as you are." 😄
There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZMxgPxXU

Hair Force One
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Sitting outside on a park bench, eating my Passover lunch, thinking of this terrible joke that my father used to tell every year: https://www.accidentaltalmudist.org/holidays/2023/04/03/blind-man-on-passover/

Blind Man on Passover | Best Jewish Jokes
Rabbi Offers Him Matzah

My joke last week, at the suggestion Anthropic relocate to the UK, was that it would be contingent on its objection to mass-surveillance not being extended to UK citizens. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx7915nn8qo

Sir Sadiq invites embattled AI firm Anthropic to expand in London
The letter from London's mayor came as the US moved to designate the company a supply chain risk.

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jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

I'm a reading purist.
If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading.
An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either.
A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading?
Hardcover? Not reading.
Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly.
The only REAL reading is off stone tablets.
#joke

Heave you heard a very short joke?
A vampire visits Iceland in June.

El Pork-Choppo
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

No se si visteis esto. Lo que estš haciendo gente para poder programar y que en la empresa piensen que estš usando un agente de loroestocšstico https://danq.me/2026/03/03/ai-agent-logging/

Raspberry Pi raises prices by $11.25 to $150 citing memory prices, after hikes in December and February, and unveils a 3GB Raspberry Pi 4 model for $83.75 (Stevie Bonifield/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/905189/raspberry-pi-price-increases-pi-4-3gb

These Raspberry Pi price hikes are no joke
Raspberry Pi is raising its prices again due to RAM price hikes and launching a 3GB version of the Pi 4, which it says isn’t an April Fool’s joke.

Putting this on my 1898 Egger-Lohner electric vehicle C.2 Phaeton

What a joke.
Humanity has clearly lost any pretense to self-respect it might have had. @… https://hostsharing.coop/@juh/116165627861575323

"Inside you there are two wolves."
*Two* wolves? In this economy?
#story #meme #economy #joke

Dallas Cowboys in talks with the Arizona Cardinals for 3rd overall pick? https://insidethestar.com/dallas-cowboys-in-talks-with-the-arizona-cardinals-for-3rd-overall-pick

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Trumpty Dumpty
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

El Cheeto Loco
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

An AI corporation crying big tears over having its code copied without its consent in a way that undermines its business, maybe its very existence?
If it’s an April Fools joke, it’s brilliant.
It it’s not an April Fools joke, it’s even more brilliant. https://mastodon.cloud/@slashdot/116330548519902234

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Cheeto in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Toddler in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Burger Jean King
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

The Offal Orifice
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Count of Mostly Crisco
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Needy Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Donvict
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Al Caporn
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Al Caporn
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Mango Zedong
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Gaseous Clay
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Budget Bashar
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Don Whoreleon
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Apricot Adolph
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Ancient Orange
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Carrot Caligula
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

General Fatton
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Bargain Benito
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

L. Ron Chubbard
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Benedick Arnold
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Pathetic Pol Pot
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Gropey the Clown
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Gropey the Clown
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Gameshow Göering
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

King of the Shill
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Der Derpenführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Der Dumpenführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Collusion Contusion
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Donald John Tantrum
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Walker: Taxes Evader
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Count of Mostly Crisco
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Softshell Chicken TACO
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Crunchwrap Supreme Leader
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Cheeto Pedo
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Unhappy Gilmore
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Count of Mostly Crisco
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

His Maga-sty
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Lie-a-tollah
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Nostra-dumbass
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Combover Caligula
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Der Pumpkinführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Uncle Touch Too Much
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Pumpkin McPornhumper
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45…

Hippopotus
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Tweety Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Liger Woods
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Agolf Shitler
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Payless Putin
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Benedict Donald
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Seize-her Geezer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

President Pathogen
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Mein Coif
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Kim Don Un
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Teflon Don
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Nectarine Nero
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Krasnov
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Spurious Caesar
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Disinfectant Dolt
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Darth Tax Evader
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Velveeto Corleone
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Mandarin Mussolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

President Dumpster
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Hair GropenFürhrer
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45