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With profits falling, Tesla is diversifying. 😀
#joke #Tesla

I feel like I've made this joke before, but...
Sometimes ceci est une pipe.

Joke's on me, Starlink is down again. Great jerb.

“So they’re coming out with all this guff about: ‘If it’s in print, it’s fine. But if you carry it on the demo [it’s illegal].’ That sounds to me like the police making up the law.”
#GazaGenocide
#Complicity

Late-Night Hosts Joke About Trump's F-Bomb: 'Talk About Dropping a Big Load' (Emily Zemler/Rolling Stone)
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/late-night-host-donald-trump-f-bomb-jokes-1235371533/
http://www.memeorandum.com/250625/p8#a250625p8

“It is a cruel joke that taxpayers who could never dream of sending their own kids to such superbly well-resourced schools are indirectly subsidising those that can,” said Matthew Wade, a sociologist at La Trobe University who has studied the scheme for years.
“We should all be offended by witnessing something so manifestly unfair continue unabated.”

Writing anything on iOS is such a PITA. What a joke of useless UI this shit has become. The autocorrect. The selection shenanigans. The copy and paste. The undo. The scrolling. The autocorrect. The positioning of the cursor. The autocorrect.

Engender = A gender about food.
#trans joke

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Skippy.
- Skippy who?
- Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!
-- Australian knock-knock joke

Clownigula
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#satire #potus45

Yes Leclerc, Monaco is a joke
#F1 #F1grandprix #f1grandprixmonaco

"'What really concerns me is the whole atmosphere of intimidation.'
Farley, who had attended a number of peaceful demonstrations in the past, pointed out on the day he was arrested, 32 Palestinians were shot by the Israel Defense Forces in Gaza while queuing for aid, a subject referenced on his placard."
#GazaGenocide

What a disgusting creature. A joke of a president. His own party will have no choice but to stab him a thousand times and push him off a cliff before the end of the year. ->
Trump's vanity forces weird change in portrait hall
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xgclFcJeob0

Dictator Tot
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Oi! People my age, listen up.
When you see a kid wearing a band t-shirt, it's not time for you to play band police and ask them to name 3 songs by the band.
Instead, why not engage with them and ask them what their favorite song by that band is.
Or suggest they check out this other, similar band they may not be familiar with.
The Name 3 songs by that band joke is TIRED and not done elsewhere.
I drive Subaru. "Name 3 other cars they make!"
I l…

Modern programmers: "oh, let's hijack all #Python package managers in your bashrc without asking for consent, what could possibly go wrong."
And the best joke is, I didn't even really install the package — I was just making a random bugfix and running its test suite in a virtual environment.
#Gentoo #security

Israel’s genocide isn’t just murdering Palestinians en masse, it’s also destroying any semblance of morality or ethics the West might have purported to possess. International law? Bullshit. European values? Trash. Western democracy? A joke.
#israel #unitedStates

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Paul Weller:
🎵 I Started A Joke
#PaulWeller
https://open.spotify.com/track/56dLNVfjVoc8o8oXSRmQg5

Dopey McGropey
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#satire #potus45

Password compromise is no joke;
it leads to account compromise and that leads to, well, the compromise of most everything you hold dear in this technological-centric world.
It’s why Google is telling billions of users to replace their passwords with more secure passkeys.
It’s why the FBI is warning people not to click on links in SMS messages.
It’s why stolen passwords are up for sale, in their millions, on the dark web to anyone with the very little amount of cas…

16 Billion Apple, Facebook, Google And Other Passwords Leaked — Act Now
Change all your account passwords now — don’t wait: 16 billion credentials are confirmed as having been leaked.

I’m a trains woman. I vastly prefer trains to flying or driving.
#trans #joke

Well, fuck. Had I known ahead of time, I’d have flown to Hawaii for the long weekend.
#scomo #auspol https://aus.social/@maude…

Admiral Ipecac
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#satire #potus45

Don’t dad joke, friends. It’ll come back to haunt you.

Something I've seen over and over, the constant claim of right-wing politicians that they're "just joking" about killing people put into better words than I could:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jul/10/right-progressive-societies-joke-glastonbury-starve-benefit-rod-liddle-lewis-schaffer

this joke ⬇️
https://wetdry.world/@kopper/114694348090220778

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

Designing Robots with, not for: A Co-Design Framework for Empowering Interactions in Forensic Psychiatry
Qiaoqiao Ren, Remko Proesmans, Arend Pissens, Lara Dehandschutter, William Denecker, Lotte Rouckhout, Joke Carrette, Peter Vanhopplinus, Tony Belpaeme, Francis wyffels
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.14931

Designing Robots with, not for: A Co-Design Framework for Empowering Interactions in Forensic Psychiatry
Forensic mental health care involves the treatment of individuals with severe mental disorders who have committed violent offences. These settings are often characterized by high levels of bureaucracy, risk avoidance, and restricted autonomy. Patients frequently experience a profound loss of control over their lives, leading to heightened psychological stress-sometimes resulting in isolation as a safety measure. In this study, we explore how co-design can be used to collaboratively develop a co…

Q&A with Seth Meyers on why he might be one of the last late-night TV hosts, how podcasts affected late-night talk shows, expanding SNL to the UK, and more (Ethan Shanfeld/Variety)
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/seth-meyers-snl-uk-no-n…

Seth Meyers on SNL UK, No New Late-Night Hosts, Cut Weekend Update Joke
Seth Meyers explains why there won't be a new 'wave' of late-night talk show hosts and gives his thoughts on the upcoming U.K. version of 'SNL.

This is just too "on brand". The joke writes itself, at least for Aussies.
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/114514582990934079

Oh hell no. Facebook is jamming this sick bastard into the "People you may know" feed. Some programmer's idea of a joke?

“Truth lives in your heart;
beliefs lie in your head.”
-- Swami Beyondananda
The swami is right sometimes.
#Humor #Joke #Wisdom

Har har.
Though actually…this joke might not be too far from the real number. I am looking forward to a credible specific estimate so we can make a list of individual No Kings rallies that were larger. Yes, I am in favor that kind of pettiness. Get inside his head and under his skin. https://mstdn.social/@DemocracyMattersALot/114688500643263408

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Tangerine Terror
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#satire #potus45

Zohran Mamdani and Mahmoud Khalil Are in on the Joke (Hanif Abdurraqib/New Yorker)
https://www.newyorker.com/news/essay/zohran-mamdani-and-mahmoud-khalil-are-in-on-the-joke
http://www.memeorandum.com/250713/p47#a250713p47

Coppertone Coward
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#satire #potus45

Der Dumpenführer
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#satire #potus45

Payless Putin
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#satire #potus45

Donald McRapesalot
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#satire #potus45

Donny Little Hands
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#satire #potus45

Mendacious Mango
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#satire #potus45

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Combover Castro
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#satire #potus45

Benedict Donald
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#satire #potus45

Mandarin Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

El Pork-Choppo
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#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

Collusion Contusion
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#satire #potus45

President Pathogen
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#satire #potus45

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

Hair GropenFürhrer
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#satire #potus45

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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#satire #potus45

Dachau Donny
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#satire #potus45

Donny Dorko
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#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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#satire #potus45

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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#satire #potus45

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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#satire #potus45

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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#satire #potus45

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

Mango Unchained
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#satire #potus45

Poopy Pumpkin
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#satire #potus45

Gropey the Clown
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#satire #potus45

Dopey McGropey
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#satire #potus45

President TACO
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#satire #potus45

Gropenfürhrer
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#satire #potus45

Pissadent Chump
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#satire #potus45

King Flaccid the First
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#satire #potus45

Count of Mostly Crisco
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#satire #potus45

Scooby Coup
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#satire #potus45

Mango Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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#satire #potus45

Cheeto in Chief
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#satire #potus45

Donnie Deathcount
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#satire #potus45

Donnie Two Poops
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#satire #potus45

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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#satire #potus45

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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#satire #potus45

Donye West
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#satire #potus45

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

Diaper Donny
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#satire #potus45

Combover Caligula
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#satire #potus45

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

Infector in Chief
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#satire #potus45

Gameshow Göering
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#satire #potus45

Dorito Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Hairpiece Himmler
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#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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#satire #potus45

Donny Little Hands
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#satire #potus45

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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#satire #potus45

Cheetolini
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#satire #potus45

Payless Putin
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#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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#satire #potus45

Mandarin Mussolini
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#satire #potus45