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Killing Joke - The Wait
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this law & order joke, damn.. 😂 https://youtu.be/TinVbP94JNY?t=149

With Microsoft's GitHub Copilot shifting to token-usage billing on June 1, many developers bemoan massive cost increases and the end of flat-rate subscriptions (Lucas Ropek/TechCrunch)
https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/30/what

'What a joke': Github Copilot's new token-based billing spurs consternation among devs | TechCrunch
The golden age of Microsoft's Github Copilot appears to be at an end.

Those Lurie allies outspokenly opposed the most prominent housing developments in their districts: Marina Safeway tower for Sherrill, 1234 Great Hwy affordable housing for Alan Wong. Corporate “pro-housing” candidates are a joke.

> We automatically renewed registration for the ncoat.es domain. It will now expire on 2027-07-09
my `se@ncoat.es` joke email address lives another year
(drop me a line if we haven't talked in a while; would be fun to catch up)

RE: #AltText.

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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Killing Joke:
🎵 Change
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https://fandangorecords.bandcamp.com/track/change

Now, inevitably, half of my Bluesky timeline is like:
oh, we need a service that’s resistant to this sort of shit,
something that’s not beholden to capitalist pressure,
something that’s queer-friendly and furry-friendly
-- quickly followed by "but don’t say Mastodon!"
Sorry, I’m saying it.
Mastodon. We want fucking Mastodon.
It’s run by an actual non-profit foundation,
none of this “public benefit corporation” bullshit.
It’s not s…

Ok, so I've decided to expand on the #CAPTCHA joke a bit.
https://mgorny.codeberg.page/captcha-joke/

just gonna leave this here, courtesy of @… https://giants-club.net/articles/just-use-mastodon/

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While rewatching 30 Rock my wife and I came by the episode with the improve joke.
S-Tier quality comedy writing for a throw-away flashback scene.
https://youtu.be/Kb_AHBGF5i8

finally, a fair review of morgoth's "feel sorry for the fanatic". this has always been a great album, when it came out it really depressed me that i felt like the only one who appreciated this bold and successful step into something so different. a true work of art. you can hear they are feeling it.
any past review of this album not even mentioning killing joke as a reference was not getting it at all.
the self-fulfilling album title is gold.

Wow. Pumpkins 🎃 are related to pumps ⛽? How? 😵
[kins to]
#absurd #English #joke #wordplay

Once more I have woken up with Killing Joke rattling around my brain.
Nine tenths of the law that is sick
Is possession
Life expressed in matter is a blasphemy
Success defined by acquisition stinks
So busy trying to make a living I forget about living, yes, I do
So busy trying to make a living, I forget about life

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