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@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-10-13 01:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-31 07:48:10

Killing Joke - The Wait
#jukeboxFridayNight…

@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-07-13 13:26:42

I have a little cow joke LLM agent made with my Fisk AI tool, I use it to test various.
I told it to save the jokes it already told me and always tell new ones, this is getting pretty bad after a bit lol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 03:20:08

Con Juan
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-11 11:20:21

I Was Lucky Enough to Live through a Joke: a viral Shanghai lockdown blogpost
readingthechinadream.com/anony

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 05:20:06

Gaseous Clay
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-08-07 14:07:06

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Pearl Jam (30) Aerosmith (23) Killing Joke (17) Queen (17) Alter Bridge (15). #myweekcounted 285 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @…

Collage of photos of the bands Pearl Jam, Aerosmith, Killing Joke, Queen, Alter Bridge
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 05:20:07

Jabba the Gut
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-09-08 20:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-09-09 21:33:18

RE: hachyderm.io/@simontatham/1172
this is the kind of joke that comes out of our conversations in the pub about testing failures in llvm

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-09-30 16:38:06

everything i ever heard about “slam frank” (a parody musical about anne frank) was involuntary and no one will ever convince me that there is any merit in seeing it.
i just recently had a creator whom i trust endorse it, after having seen years of this thing and always finding it in bad taste, then read up on it and realized this joke by someone in their bedroom is now a New York Times praised musical.
i disagree. i have tried to find a joke or some spin in this where its message…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 11:20:06

Nelson Tandela
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-06 08:26:25

The West’s support of Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people tells you everything you need to know about “Western values”.
Western values are dollars, euros, and cents.
The next time some white person from Europe or the US preaches to you about their values, laugh in their faces. Loudly. Make sure everyone around you hears what a sick joke they are.
#israel

@davej@dice.camp
2026-09-08 01:10:36

Renaming geography’s an odd hobby, granted, but fair enough—school shootings probably got so bad that he's run out of children to rape. mstdn.party/@mcspocky/11723270

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-10-08 17:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-09-01 08:10:35

A profile of The Onion, which is set to become an eight-figure business this year, driven by its ~85K paying subscribers, and how it plans to reimagine Infowars (Sam Blum/Inc)
inc.com/sam-blum/the-onions-au

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-09-05 23:59:31

a thing that i swear began as a jon wurster-as-marky ramone joke that i now see everywhere: referring to books as being "on" a publisher as opposed to "from" ("coming june 23rd on penguin"), as if they were albums. or maybe i just never noticed it before he used it. #books

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 01:20:05

Winnie the Coup
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-09-07 17:13:24

You would think this *has* to be a joke @… theverge.com/policy/990909/don

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-08-05 04:17:39

“#Tradition is peer pressure from dead people.” A trite enough joke, but true. I’m reading “The Last Neanderthal” by Ludovic Slimak. He thinks he’s found small bits—some teeth and some finger bones—of what may be, if not the last, then one of the last, of the Neanderthal peoples. He has a hell of a time pinning it down. Flint stone blade techniques had discernible styles and progressions that lasted 10s of 1000s of years, because “that’s the way dear departed dad & grampa did it.”

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-11 23:20:06

Sherbet Pervert
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-08-08 08:52:48

I've finally finished post-prod on my photos from #emf2026. Identifiable individuals posted with their permission. Bystander faces blurred to comply with EMF photo policy. Many further pictures follow in this thread. #emf #emfcamp

The food area at EMF 2026. Several food stalls are doing busy trade, with the nearest selling vege flatbreads and wraps, and the next Greek gyros. EMF banners hang from a line of poles. In the foreground are people eating on benches.  In the distance is the red swap tent, surrounded by a crowd.
The EMF Swap Shop. A red gazebo, with tables underneath. On the tables and in boxes around the gazebo, are piles of old electronic devices and components. A crowd of people are picking through the piles and talking about what they have found. Attached to a leg of the gazebo are A4 two posters. One says "I am part of the swap shop. Please do not swap me!". The other is headed "How to Swap Shop". Taped to one of the tables is another A4 poster headed "Orphan Source Joke Swear Box" with a QR code.
A Sinclair C5 electric tricycle sits parked on the brown grass near the EMF2026 Swap Shop.
A datenklo at EMF2026. This is a portaloo cabin with lots of cables running under the door. Attached to a rear corner is a wooden pole with an electric downlight, an LED display light, and a "Fire Extinguisher" sign. On the door is a sign advertising "VIP Luxury Toilet Hire", and a smaller sign taped on explaining that this is Datenklo DK F12, providing electricity, wifi, ethernet and phone coverage. It is not a toilet. Behind the datenklo are a number of tents of various sizes.

On Friday, seemingly out of nowhere, Donald Trump banned CNN, POLITICO and MS NOW from the White House
after whining for the umpteenth time about “Fake News,”
his decade-long catchphrase to demonize accurate but unflattering press coverage.
(It remains unclear if the president, whose paternal grandfather was from Germany, knows the term is an English translation of the infamous Nazi term “lügenpresse.”)
Trump has been complaining about the media’s insufficient revere…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 09:20:06

Sherbet Pervert
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 02:35:31

NOT gonna even dignify the original post questioning Vimes’ Boots Theory Of Socioeconomic Unfairness, because it’s vacuous and uninformed
Leaving aside the “sometimes things that are more expensive…are worse” joke.
Money ALWAYS can buy you better quality*
I’ve literally done the boot thing in RL:

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-08-16 18:48:22

Maxx Crosby's latest joke about Kirk Cousins gets mixed reviews sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 12:20:07

Gropey the Clown
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@simon_jf@mastodon.scot
2026-09-06 08:19:57

Going on holiday today. Flying from Glasgow Prestwick this morning! Picked here to see what it was like (nice enough but itch now scratched).
“Glasgow” is a bit of a stretch mind you, should be called Ayrport! (I am sure I am not the first to make this joke)

@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-01 23:51:06
Content warning: N-word joke

I swear, I was just playing a normal game of Mahjong.

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-09-03 20:48:55

RE: mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/
I thought this was a joke account, what is with these straight up facts? 🤔

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-09-04 14:16:53

RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/1
Shigella and Shiga toxin–producing E. coli are no joke. They kill people.
If this actually targets the toxin-related genes, it could be huge.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 19:20:12

Darth Tax Evader
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-09-05 20:00:11

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 02:20:05

Pee-resident Dump
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-06 06:18:13

I'm mildly amused by the Ersu Shaba script. This derpy dog cartoon looks like shit online cartoonists do in a few seconds as a joke, yet it actually conveys deep spiritual meaning.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ersu_Sha
"The ninth day of the first lunar mo…

derpy dog in red shirt and circular symbols around

"Explanation: (The reading is not in any particular order; the explanation will start with the glyph in the center and then go clockwise.) In the center of the diagram is a dog's head, meaning it is a 'dog day'. The dog's body is red, meaning it's also a fire day. The combination means the ninth day of the first lunar month. At the bottom left is fog, meaning the morning will be foggy; if the fog were on the right, it would be in the evening. …
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 06:20:13

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 13:20:08

Commander in Fleece
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 01:20:05

Narcoleptic Napoleon
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 04:20:06

The Notorious P.I.G.
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 22:20:03

Nostra-dumbass
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 13:20:07

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-09-02 21:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-09-30 17:42:04

from my link log —
Turbo Haskell on Truffle/Graal on the JVM.
comonad.com/reader/2026/turbo-
saved 2026-09-30

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 06:20:05

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 21:20:05

Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 08:20:07

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 13:20:04

Save-A-Lot Stalin
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 01:20:03

Infector in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 12:20:03

Hair GropenFürhrer
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 07:20:03

Emperor Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-08-31 09:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 20:20:03

Baron von Schitzenpants
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-08-27 05:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-09-24 07:00:07

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-11 21:20:26

Bragger Vance
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-07-25 19:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-11 04:20:06

The Kompromat Kid
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-11 11:20:06

Der Pumpkinführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-08-24 18:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-07-23 10:00:07

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-07-22 07:00:08

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 08:20:06

His Maga-sty
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 03:20:06

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 11:20:08

Scammy Davis Jr.
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 16:20:07

Mustard Melanoma
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 04:20:06

Draft Dodgin' Don
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 13:20:08

Pampers President
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 03:20:06

Mango Zedong
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 07:20:05

Budget Bashar
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 11:20:06

Cheeto Benito
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 12:20:07

Donnie D Cups
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 04:20:06

Narcoleptic Napoleon
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 08:20:08

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 12:20:06

Scooby Coup
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 21:20:06

Don Snoreleon
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 04:20:05

Groper Cleveland
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 22:20:05

Super Spreader in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 23:20:06

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 00:20:07

Traitor Tot
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 15:20:07

Comrade Carrot
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 22:20:05

Petty Roosevelt
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 04:20:05

Draft Dodgin' Don
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 08:20:05

Count of Mostly Crisco
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 12:20:23

Little Donnie Small Hands
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 22:20:05

Girth Vader
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 00:20:06

Bunker Baby
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 13:20:07

Bragger Vance
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 23:20:06

Donnie D Cups
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 02:20:06

Turmeric Tyrant
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 07:20:06

Gameshow Göering
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 09:20:06

Yabba Dabba Doofus
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 08:20:08

Alexander the Grope
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 01:20:06

Don the Con
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 12:20:05

Pedoführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 10:20:07

Benedict Donald
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 23:20:07

Infector in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 22:20:05

Der Pumpkinführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 16:20:06

The Shart of the Deal
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 14:20:07

Quid Pro Combover
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45