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jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

The NFL Pro Bowl has officially become a joke https://insidethestar.com/the-nfl-pro-bowl-has-officially-become-a-joke

Fedi seems like the place where people would appreciate this joke

I was going to make a dumb joke about 2025 "Wrapped" and show a bunch of burritos. But thinking about it made me hungry, so I'm going to go eat a burrito instead. Sorry, but I think this is for the best.

Zi Teng Wang, a magician and molecular biologist in Missouri had the idea:
implant a computer chip in his hand and do magic tricks with it.
— Too bad he forgot the password.
It sounds like a joke but it really happened
https://futurism.com/future-society/los…

Man Loses Password to Chip Embedded Inside His Body
A magician in Missouri lost the password to an RFID microchip embedded in his hand and now he can't access the chip.

JFC, from the first joke, so damn funny...
▶️ Henry Cho Best Of Asian Jokes | Henry Cho Comedy
#asian

Trump's Continued Obsession With 2020 Is a Joke. His Raid on a Georgia Election Site Is Not. (Richard L. Hasen/Slate)
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/trump-raid-georgia-election-site-2026-midterm.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/260129/p111#a260129p111

Did you know that pathological and cathological come from the same root word as evangelogical?
Repeat those 3 words 3 times and they're yours.
#Joke #ButNotReally

Cheetolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Where will you be tonight? Will you be at Victory Cafe, 440 Bloor St. W. In Toronto, for @… hosted by us, Tech Pizza Mondays? https://luma.com/ojfhyp5q

Harjeet Singh of the Satat Sampada Climate Foundation, said: “Cop30 will go down in history as the deadliest talkshow ever produced.”
https://thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/cop-30-its-no-joke/

COP 30: it’s no joke
The usual joke about the United Nations Climate Change Conferences (COPs) is that each one is a ‘cop-out’.  Each time there is a failure to agree on ending fossil fuel production as the source…

Having to explain that around thirty years ago there was a dispute between Prince and his record label, which led to his being referred to as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince” and that’s the basis of my joke and you don’t care do you fair enough.

"Intégrer une « marche Š flatulences » Š votre routine quotidienne ne vous permettra pas seulement d'avoir une digestion optimale, cela pourrait également vous protéger contre la démence et améliorer votre santé mentale et physique en général."
https://www.popsci.com/health/fart-walk-he

#Shitposting #Shitpost

I didn't know it was a joke that Brennan Lee Mulligan left Dropout, I already began hating on them

No joke I’ve read multiple documents that argued the Roman Empire was too tolerant and allowed for too much ethnic mixing, which was why they thought Italians in the late 19th / early 20th century were a threat to white purity….
They were literally justifying their prejudice with history that was many centuries old. (Also how did none of them consider that the Roman Empire reached territories that would become Britain and France and Germany too? It’s not like their ancestors were somehow exempt from this supposed ethnic mixing.)

Dictator Tot
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#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Brandi Carlile:
🎵 The Joke
#BrandiCarlile
https://aftynduo.bandcamp.com/track/the-joke-brandi-carlile-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/18k8IlS52uxRWObykDUZFG

"Sick of politicians, harassment and laws
All we do is get screwed up by other people's flaws
World turned upside down now, nothing else to do
Live in concrete jungles that blocks up the view
And that ain't no joke
You can disappear in smoke
And that ain't no joke
You can disappear in smoke
And I'm telling you that it ain't no lie"

(It's just a joke about small penises.)

Calling ICE or DHS a “law enforcement” organization is a joke.
They made no attempt to follow the law while there.
They were given permission to break the law, not follow it.
That has been their training,
and they have been following their training.
So if we pass new law why do we think they will follow it?

The Fight Ahead Of Us Is Not About Reining In ICE. It's About Reining In Trump
Hopium paid subscribers gather tonight at 7pm EST

Not the coldest I’ve ever seen (that remains December 2022 in Reykjavík when it was -19°C), but it is no joke!

Tangelo Mump
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

I don’t have access to Big Oil’s internal emails about this.
But they sure look wildly desperate to dodge the growing array of lawsuits over the damage caused by their decades-long scheme to deceive the public about climate change.
Oil companies are doing whatever they possibly can to keep the plaintiffs in these suits
(cities, counties, states, and Native American tribes)
from having their day in court
—and as some of the most powerful corporations in the world…

The Supreme Court’s Ethics Code Is a Joke. Big Oil Knows That.
Oil companies want the Supreme Court to intervene to dismiss lawsuits about climate change. Amy Coney Barrett and Samuel Alito both have big conflicts of interest on that front.

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Orange Foolius
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Quarter Flouder
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Carrot
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Comrade Carrot
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Mandarin Mussolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

The Florida Fondler
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Bunker Boy
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Pedoführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Mango Unchained
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

Bargain Benito
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Donny McLiarface
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Poolius Sleazer
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Paprika Pinochet
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Metamucilini
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Been-a-Dick Donald
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Hair Force One
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Dachau Donny
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Walker: Taxes Evader
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Emperor Poopy Pants
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#satire #potus45

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Der Derpenführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Tangelo Mump
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Dementia Donny
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Donald John Tantrum
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Little Donnie Small Hands
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#satire #potus45

Tangerine Terror
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Mango Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Tangelo Mump
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Commander in Cheats
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Alexander the Grope
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#satire #potus45

Collusion Contusion
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

The Offal Orifice
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#satire #potus45

Donnie Deathcount
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Circus Peanut President
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#satire #potus45

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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#satire #potus45

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Dachau Donny
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Payless Putin
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#satire #potus45

Nectarine N*zi
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#satire #potus45

Sir Lies-a-lot
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Covidiot in Chief
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#satire #potus45

The Florida Fondler
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Frumious Grabhersnatch
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#satire #potus45

Spurious Caesar
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#satire #potus45

Pissadent Chump
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#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Groper Cleveland
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#satire #potus45

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

Tweety Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Super Spreader in Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Tangelo Mump
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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#satire #potus45

President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Bargain Benito
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#satire #potus45

Happy Meal Hussein
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Commander in Thief
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Drinks With Two Hands
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#satire #potus45

Circus Peanut President
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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#satire #potus45

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

Mango Zedong
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

White Supresident
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#satire #potus45

Commander in Cheats
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Dollar Tree Dictator
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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#satire #potus45