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@artbear@kitty.social
2025-06-18 16:14:49

This isn't meant in a catty way, after all I'm not even American, but I genuinely wonder if people who couldn't vote against , because the weren't pure enough, are having a pragmatic shift in thinking?

Bit like I wonder about the evolving attitudes of people who couldn't vote against

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-18 18:21:06

Aww, the kitty is providing enrichment activity for the museum guard. 🐈‍⬛

For five years, a security guard has been fighting against a black cat which seems to want to enter an art museum. So far, the cat has lost all the time...

Two photos of the security wearing white gloves blocking the black cat from entering. So nice of the kitty to take time everyday to play with the guard (and by play, I mean try to defeat)
@david@boles.xyz
2025-05-18 00:26:35

They’re taxing the dogs, the people that came in, they’re tariffing the cats,” said Trump. “They’re not eating the tariffs of the pets of the people that live there.”
#trumptariff #cats #catsofmastodon

10% tariff on kitty litter!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-18 10:09:37

At just 3 years old, I have a penthouse suite, 2 passive incomes, a personal chef and driver. Follow me for financial advice.

Video of a fluffy and regal cat jumping up from some human stairs to some kitty stairs leading to its personal 2nd story window overhang above the entrance to a house. The cat penthouse even has pillows, a decorative house plant, and a fuzzy faux fur blanket to lay on for prime window watching comfort.
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2025-06-15 20:29:01

"10 1 im Lesesaal {der @…], diesmal: Spröde Samtpfoten" blog.sbb.berlin/?p=132437

Ella, my neighbor's cat, came over to see if my kitty would join her in hunting voles. (2010)

Ella, Portrait of Neighbor Kitty, 2010-11-29
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-18 10:46:57

It's #caturday everyday somewhere
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon

Kitty #1
Kitty #2
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-17 17:50:16

Girl! You are in danger⁠! 🎁

Four photos of someone wrapping a cat in holiday wrapping paper with a silver bow on the cat's head which is the only part of the kitty visible. 
"And there we have it"
"A beautifully wrapped Christmas cat"
"Doesn't he look gorgeous?"
[Cat angrily stares at camera]
@Defiance@sfba.social
2025-05-10 19:48:08

See my kitty, he's called Simon
I know, he's going to sit 🎶 😸
#cats

Monochrome picture of a black cat sitting patiently by his food and water bowls. Hoping that if he sits here long enough we'll give up and feed him 2nd breakfast
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-13 12:35:47

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty Solaris:
🎵 James Bond (Edit)
#NowPlaying #KittySolaris
kittysolaris.bandcamp.com/albu
open.spotify.com/track/2tGVt0w

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-11 12:46:03

The mighty hunter brings a gift

Video of a cat presenting its prey as a gift to the bigger cat (human) from another room while meowing triumphantly. The vanquished foe is a USB mouse, and the kitty is very proud of its accomplishment. Such a good kitty!

Great quotes of the day:
It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness -Eleanor Roosevelt
To light a candle is to cast a shadow -Ursula K. Le Guin
Listen to them squabble. Where's my food? -TskTsk, Ursula's Kitty
#Quotes #QuoteOfTheDay

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14 14:29:17

My favorite thing to do when I get home ➟⁠➠⁠🛏️

Video of a fluffy kitty diving into a fluffy bed comforter multiple times. So cozy
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-05-24 07:36:49

I wil shortly be getting awarded the title of Worst Human Ever when I have to get the cat into the pet carrier. I don't know why he winges so, it's less a cattery and more a luxury kitty hotel that we take him to. But cats are gonna cat.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14 14:04:47

It's #NoKings day!
🚫👑🚫👑🚫👑🚫
Be loud. Be heard. Be safe.

EFF Protest Guide:
•⁠📱⁠mastodon.social/@eff/114678037
Know Your Rights:
•⁠🚨⁠…

Meme redrawing by sattou wha lt was originally a photo of a cat about to sneeze while next to rather bare houseplant on a table. The kitty is showing its canines (or would that be felines?) teeth with a goofy look on its face. Next to the cat I added "No Kings" with 🚫 over top the 👑 emoji.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-06 10:58:07

Client had no immediate objections, so you might stop calling me MC Friday Wrap and start calling me DJ Weekend.

MC kitty
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 19:19:11

["Overture" for Cats (2019) plays in the background]

Photo of a cat in the hallway sitting on a chair next to a short, spinny make-up chair with a laptop on it. The blue glow illuminates the kitty who has a concerned look on its face. (By human standards anyway, it's really just an blank kitty stare)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10 08:20:46

Cats don't grow from trees.
That's silly.
They grow from stumps!

Photo of a tree stump with a hole in the middle and an orange cat filling the hole's shape perfectly. Nearby, a black kitty can be seen sleeping next to the trunk.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-06 22:15:26

I would say I'm sorry for flooding the timeline with cats (but that would be a lie) :ablobcatblink:

Video of a smaller kitty wearing a shirt making biscuits on a the back of a bigger cat.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-07 13:36:26

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RecordReview
Marguerite Canal, Edwige Herchenroder & Kitty Whately:
🎵 The jade flute (excs)
#MargueriteCanal #EdwigeHerchenroder #KittyWhately

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 22:25:31

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bag.

Photo of an orange cat sitting nonchalantly on a couch with a paper bag over its head. What mysteries do the bag hold? Only the kitty cat knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 13:35:56

Sploot 🐈‍⬛

Photo of a black kitty laying down with its paws and legs spread out in all directions while drinking water from its bowl. Nearby a mostly cat food bowl can be seen (along with the mess the cat made with the food on the floor).
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 23:32:50

Wow, how did you get those scars?

Photo of a cat laying on its back with its legs sticking out and inviting belly wide open. The drawing of a bear trap closing on a hand is superimposed over the kitty. The danger is real (some times anyway)... Which is why I clip those nails regularly.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-03 00:42:00

Orange Cat Transport Unit

Photo of an orange cat being carried in the hoodie part of a hoodie jacket. The kitty looks comfortable and silly with his back paws sticking out comically.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02 22:49:09

🥐

Photo of an orange fluffy cat curled up like a big croissant on someone's lap. The kitty's head is upside down and looks very content.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02 15:07:45

Undercover agent

Undercover photo of a kitty laying flat on the bed under the bed sheets.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-03 10:05:12

Um... Excuse me, that's my view.

Video of a cat on the back of a couch looking out a window through some large wooden blinds. The human sitting on the couch with their dog closes them only for the cat to open it back up. On the second blind closing the kitty immediately open them causing a laugh from the person filming. One the third blind closing, the cat pauses, looks towards the annoying blind closer, then open two sets of blinds (causing everyone to laugh).