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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14 14:29:17

My favorite thing to do when I get home ➟⁠➠⁠🛏️

Video of a fluffy kitty diving into a fluffy bed comforter multiple times. So cozy
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2025-06-15 20:29:01

"10 1 im Lesesaal {der @…], diesmal: Spröde Samtpfoten" blog.sbb.berlin/?p=132437

10+1 im Lesesaal, diesmal: Spröde Samtpfoten - SBB aktuell
Sie heißen Kasimir, Kitty, Mikosch, Mikesch, D.C., Lampe, Zita, Samson, Sneaky Pie, Solo, Söhnchen, Behemoth, Cheshire Cat, Nana, Negri, Saha, Sylvester, Minz und Maunz, Miez, Matz Katz, Ming, Murr, Heathcliff, Oskar, Jakob, Irmchen, Cefalu, Miss Lucie, Schnurr, Paff, Midnight Louie, Bob der Streuner, Fritz the Cat, Cosimo, Tabitha Twitchit, Toby Tatze, Mungojerrie und Rumpleteazer, Fritti […]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14 14:04:47

It's #NoKings day!
🚫👑🚫👑🚫👑🚫
Be loud. Be heard. Be safe.
⸻
EFF Protest Guide:
•⁠📱⁠mastodon.social/@eff/114678037
Know Your Rights:
•⁠🚨⁠…

Meme redrawing by sattou wha lt was originally a photo of a cat about to sneeze while next to rather bare houseplant on a table. The kitty is showing its canines (or would that be felines?) teeth with a goofy look on its face. Next to the cat I added "No Kings" with 🚫 over top the 👑 emoji.

Electronic Frontier Foundation (@eff@mastodon.social)
Are you attending a protest sometime soon? Here are EFF’s tips for how best to prepare one’s digital devices and oneself while exercising your First Amendment rights. https://ssd.eff.org/module/attending-protest

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-13 12:35:47

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty Solaris:
🎵 James Bond (Edit)
#NowPlaying #KittySolaris
kittysolaris.bandcamp.com/albu
open.spotify.com/track/2tGVt0w

@artbear@kitty.social
2025-05-03 00:18:34


I gave pro 5 text logs of my workouts from my Hevy app. Simple Dumbbell kg x reps etc.
❌It added all 5 logs for total volume wrong.
✔️I manually calculated to check Hevy.
❌Spent 2hrs going thru logs with Gemini.

We'v…

@outer@mas.to
2025-06-09 13:02:23

Ella, my neighbor's cat, came over to see if my kitty would join her in hunting voles. (2010)

Ella, Portrait of Neighbor Kitty, 2010-11-29
@Defiance@sfba.social
2025-05-10 19:48:08

See my kitty, he's called Simon
I know, he's going to sit 🎶 😸
#cats

Monochrome picture of a black cat sitting patiently by his food and water bowls. Hoping that if he sits here long enough we'll give up and feed him 2nd breakfast
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-11 12:46:03

The mighty hunter brings a gift

Video of a cat presenting its prey as a gift to the bigger cat (human) from another room while meowing triumphantly. The vanquished foe is a USB mouse, and the kitty is very proud of its accomplishment. Such a good kitty!
@artbear@kitty.social
2025-05-03 01:50:29

I'm going to give you 5 workout logs please add the total lifting volume for each.

ok I need to work on this please wait
how's the totals going
Here are your 3 workout logs totals
But I gave you 5
oh I seem to have mispalced 2 can you give me all of them again
tell me whch ones you have
3rd 6th 30th
here's 20th and 21st again
here are your totals
all 5 are wrong
sorry…
@outer@mas.to
2025-06-11 13:19:43

Great quotes of the day:
It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness -Eleanor Roosevelt
To light a candle is to cast a shadow -Ursula K. Le Guin
Listen to them squabble. Where's my food? -TskTsk, Ursula's Kitty
#Quotes #QuoteOfTheDay

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-06 10:58:07

Client had no immediate objections, so you might stop calling me MC Friday Wrap and start calling me DJ Weekend.

MC kitty
@artbear@kitty.social
2025-04-29 12:21:18

Observing the omnishambles that is Trump2 "this time it's double insane" it seems pretty convincing, at least to me, that it's important to pick the lesser of two evils when faced with that choice.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 19:19:11

["Overture" for Cats (2019) plays in the background]

Photo of a cat in the hallway sitting on a chair next to a short, spinny make-up chair with a laptop on it. The blue glow illuminates the kitty who has a concerned look on its face. (By human standards anyway, it's really just an blank kitty stare)
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-05-24 07:36:49

I wil shortly be getting awarded the title of Worst Human Ever when I have to get the cat into the pet carrier. I don't know why he winges so, it's less a cattery and more a luxury kitty hotel that we take him to. But cats are gonna cat.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10 08:20:46

Cats don't grow from trees.
That's silly.
They grow from stumps!

Photo of a tree stump with a hole in the middle and an orange cat filling the hole's shape perfectly. Nearby, a black kitty can be seen sleeping next to the trunk.
@david@boles.xyz
2025-05-18 00:26:35

They’re taxing the dogs, the people that came in, they’re tariffing the cats,” said Trump. “They’re not eating the tariffs of the pets of the people that live there.”
#trumptariff #cats #catsofmastodon

10% tariff on kitty litter!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-06 22:15:26

I would say I'm sorry for flooding the timeline with cats (but that would be a lie) :ablobcatblink:

Video of a smaller kitty wearing a shirt making biscuits on a the back of a bigger cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 13:35:56

Sploot 🐈‍⬛

Photo of a black kitty laying down with its paws and legs spread out in all directions while drinking water from its bowl. Nearby a mostly cat food bowl can be seen (along with the mess the cat made with the food on the floor).
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-07 13:36:26

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RecordReview
Marguerite Canal, Edwige Herchenroder & Kitty Whately:
🎵 The jade flute (excs)
#MargueriteCanal #EdwigeHerchenroder #KittyWhately

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 22:25:31

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bag.

Photo of an orange cat sitting nonchalantly on a couch with a paper bag over its head. What mysteries do the bag hold? Only the kitty cat knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 23:32:50

Wow, how did you get those scars?

Photo of a cat laying on its back with its legs sticking out and inviting belly wide open. The drawing of a bear trap closing on a hand is superimposed over the kitty. The danger is real (some times anyway)... Which is why I clip those nails regularly.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02 15:07:45

Undercover agent

Undercover photo of a kitty laying flat on the bed under the bed sheets.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-03 00:42:00

Orange Cat Transport Unit

Photo of an orange cat being carried in the hoodie part of a hoodie jacket. The kitty looks comfortable and silly with his back paws sticking out comically.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02 22:49:09

🥐

Photo of an orange fluffy cat curled up like a big croissant on someone's lap. The kitty's head is upside down and looks very content.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-03 10:05:12

Um... Excuse me, that's my view.

Video of a cat on the back of a couch looking out a window through some large wooden blinds. The human sitting on the couch with their dog closes them only for the cat to open it back up. On the second blind closing the kitty immediately open them causing a laugh from the person filming. One the third blind closing, the cat pauses, looks towards the annoying blind closer, then open two sets of blinds (causing everyone to laugh).