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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-25 19:40:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Peroxide Mocha:
🎵 Kitty Don't Eat That Tinsel
#PeroxideMocha
peroxidemocha.bandcamp.com/alb

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-25 19:47:30

Did I take my meds today?
Did you take your's today?
Has the kitty really been fed?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-26 04:20:54

Do you think cats believe humans have zapping powers every time it gets dry outside? ⚡
So many zapped kitty noses!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-26 15:18:47

I crave knowledge, mother :neocat_book:

Photo of a fluffy white cat on a fluffy gray rug near a fluffy brown pillow next to an open book and cup of coffee. The kitty is partially on the book making it look like it's reading, but in reality, it's probably looking at that cup of coffee it wants to knockover.
@dr2chase@ohai.social
2025-12-24 04:32:58

It's a youtube short, but pretty good if you're a Siouxsie-and-the-Banshees and Hello Kitty fan (and who isn't?): youtube.com/shorts/fn9DxKq-MHw

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-19 02:00:00

Kitty cats are the best ever
Kitty cats are the best
Kitty cats are the
Kitty cats are
Kitty cats
Kitty

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-24 11:23:18

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty Solaris:
🎵 Follow the Beatniks
#NowPlaying #KittySolaris
kittysolaris.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/38oVCXc

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-23 02:54:28

A belated #ThursdayFiveList: courtesy of @…, #TheShortestSongs:
1. Steve Ibsen, “The Kitty Cat Dance” [1:29]—

The equation to determine the duration of the unit of Planck time, approximately equal to 5.391247e-44 seconds.
@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-01-18 08:56:45

What are we even doing in Europe? The asian biscuit industry is from the future!

A box of chinese Kitty Cheese Butter Cheese Crisp with an adorable kitten with a hat on the box. The biscuits are kitty shaped with adorable faces. There are individually wrapped packates of three each with the same cute figure printed on the wrappers.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-24 14:03:27

Kitty has a question to ask.
(probably a dirty one)

Video of a black and white cat in heat that when she lifts her butt up, the black tail and black spot on her back make it look like a question mark.
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-20 19:11:22

Okay, initial thoughts on the Thinkpad P14s Gen 6:
- The laptop is better behaved thermally and noise-wise than the X1C with the Intel Core 155U.
- The CPU and GPU seem to be sipping power (3W/3W) which is nice. I haven't punched the CPU yet with something like a vicious `ffmpeg` AV1 encode.
- Replacing RAM/NVMe isn't too painful, the screws in the bottom case of the laptop are captive. Still have to deal with some plastic clips.
- The screen is fine, nothing to…

A screenshot of `btop` running in a `kitty` terminal showing the CPU using about 3W of power.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-24 20:39:50

Pet a kitty for me (if you can / want to) :3

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-11-19 21:49:24

Don't forget to upgrade your downgrade!
#endeavourOS #linux #pacman

Screenshot from KiTTY.
@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-11-17 19:30:17

I think I need an emotional support kitty or pup 🤔
#Wellbeing

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-16 00:47:43

Is Kiki (hello kitty) bouba?
hellokittyislandadventure.wiki

Kiki
Kiki is often seen on Cloud Island with his twin, Lala. Together, Kiki and Lala are known as the LittleTwinStars! Kiki and Lala mysteriously appear during certain story quests and reward the player with Star Fragments. The player can only befriend them after meeting them in Cloud Island. Their birthday...

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-24 19:56:09

Jailed for smol crimes 😿

Photo of a fluffy white kitten leaning on a mesh containment wall while giving a pleading look at the viewer. Kitty wants to escape and be free!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-25 03:02:22

We have a hostage situation

Photo of someone still in day clothes and jeans passed out facedown and laying sideways on a bed while five cats lay on or immediately next to him. Orange cat on butt, black cats on his back and side, one grey kitty near his face and hand, while a calico can be seen sitting less than a centimeter from the guys hand. The persons fate is sealed... by warm kitties!
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-15 05:33:20

The Brokepreneur
A podcast about the unseen costs of chasing the business dream through raw storytelling, honest conversations, and a community-driven kitty...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/the-br

The Brokepreneur Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@whitequark@mastodon.social
2026-01-07 00:24:34

kitty youtube.com/watch?v=tGdL-34L-GE

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-14 06:47:39

On exactly the same day but 121 years later than the Montgolfier brothers.
@… mastodon.social/@onthisday/115

On This Day In History (@onthisday@mastodon.social)
Today in 1903, 122 years ago: The Wright brothers make their first attempt to fly with the Wright Flyer at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. #OnThisDay

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-19 22:17:43

Playing the kitty bagpipes

Video someone holding their cat on their back while also holding the tip of the kitty's tail in their mouth. The cat, who is probably purring, is then playing like bagpipes which makes the kitty start to close it's eyes like its a sleepy floof.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 00:04:27

If only it were this easy.
Holding so much sorrow for my fellow Trans people in America.
🌈✨:bisexual_pride: 🏳️‍⚧️ :genderfluid_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :heart_trans: 🏳️‍🌈
#TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights

A meme on a pink, white, and blue striped background resembling the transgender pride flag. Centered is a small dark gray cartoon cat with droopy green eyes and a piece of bread resting on its head. Large white uppercase text reads at the top, “EVERY TIME YOU REPOST THIS KITTY,” and at the bottom, “A TRANSPHOBIC STATE LEGISLATURE DIES.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 19:53:42

In an alternate reality: CatSandwich 🐈⁠🥪

Photo of a neatly folded blanket with a black kitty's tail sticking out of the middle. Comfy kitty sandwich
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 18:06:31

Stay warm out there!

Caption: It's cold out, wear a cat. Photo of a cat laying comfortably on a dogs with the kitty's head on top of the dog's head and arms draped over the ears. Makes the dog look like it's wearing a cat Ushanka, all warm and rumbly.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-11-13 03:58:07

Is there any difference in connotations between "kibby" and "kbity"? Or "fops" and "foxxo"?
Both are obviously cuter-sounding versions of "kitty" and "fox" but do the two versions have any substantial difference?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-24 01:23:56

黑客

Photo of a fluffy Himalayan cat (I think) sitting in a desk chair while looking at a Mac laptop with a scrapped off Apple logo. Kitty is very interested in all that sensitive data which I never signed an NDA to view. Nearby a cup of coffee, a iPhone cord, and a cat tree near another office chair can be seen.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-15 19:39:57

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty Solaris:
🎵 Follow the Beatniks
#NowPlaying #KittySolaris
kittysolaris.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/38oVCXc

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-24 05:01:41

How to factory reset your cat

Photo of a white and light orange loafing while being scratched on the head with an extendable back scratcher that look like a tiny rake. The kitty is in total bliss and has its eyes closed, head lifted, and mouth slightly open. Just keep this up for several seconds to reboot and factory reset the feline.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 23:47:19

Group bath 👅

Video of four cats (orange, white & orange, white & tabby, and a tabby) all bathing the one in front while laying in a line. Well, except for the orange one as he has no kitty to lick in front.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-24 03:48:18

Pirate cat guarding their booty

Photo of someone sound asleep in a couch while facing away from the camera. A black cat, looking at the viewer, is perched on their hip while their front paw dangle down covering the persons booty. It doesn't look like the most comfortable position for the kitty, but cats are liquid which means they probably are comfy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 18:42:48

🥪

Four panel comic by theycantalk showing someone with a cat eating a sandwich. First panel has them chewing a bite of the sandwich they just took. Second and third panels shows them taking an orange hair off their tongue. The last panel focuses on the kitty peaking from the other side of the table.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-27 23:25:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
The Presidents of the United States of America:
🎵 Kitty
#ThePresidentsoftheUnitedStatesofAmerica
insaneian.bandcamp.com/track/k
open.spotify.com/track/2hMhWwz

@dr2chase@ohai.social
2025-11-09 01:25:29

Today's quaxing (2.5 hours on e-bike)
Penzey's (vanilla, cinnamon)
Stop and Shop (regular molasses, did not have blackstrap molasses or baker's joy)
When Pigs Fly (bread, olive oil refill, donut for sustenance)
H Mart (hello kitty tissue paper, did not have blackstrap molasses or baker's joy)
Market Basket (blackstrap molasses, baker's joy, black beans, chips)
Staples (canned air for computer cleaning except it's not air)
Trader Joe…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-18 20:56:04

SOC – Security Operations Cat

Famous photo of a kitten sitting at a kitty sized desk and chair while using a kitty sized computer with CRT and keyboard.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-14 09:08:46

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty Solaris:
🎵 James Bond (Edit)
#NowPlaying #KittySolaris
kittysolaris.bandcamp.com/albu
open.spotify.com/track/2qMldUC

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:06:53

:neocat_evil_3c:

Video of a cat walking on the floor by a small stuffed squirrel in a tiny chair. The kitty, having none of this, knocks the little plushie and chair over while walking by.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 10:22:29

Disarm :neocat_floof_reach:

Video of a fluffy cat sleeping on a couch while hugging someone's arm. The person slowly tries to reclaim the arm, but the kitty wakes up slightly and pulls the arm back in.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-22 20:26:52

Migratory cat naps :3

Caption: He does this everyday A time lapse video of a tuxedo cat napping on the stairs under a sunbeam. The kitty switches to a higher step whenever the ray of warmth moves up as the sun sets. Got to soak up all that sun to charge up for his nighttime zoomies!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 05:37:32

My package arrived!

Photo of a fluffy mostly white and some black cat sleeping in a square shape in a square box inside a larger box. I think the kitty's head is at the bottom left, but its hard to be sure with cats. It looks more like packaged floof than anything else.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-11 10:25:03

Posting media without any kind of alt text makes kitty sad.
You wouldn't want kitty to be sad, would you?

Photo of a fluffy white cat with a resting sad kitty face.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 10:57:18

The cat printer was running low on ink.

Photo of a black, white, and orange cat sitting next to a gray, tan, and white cat making it look like one kitty is just a washed out version of the other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 05:42:53

cozy

Photo of a very comfortable black cat laying on its side in a fuzzy blanket. Just the sleepy kitty's head, back, an a single paw can be seen.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-17 12:33:45

My body is a machine that turns cats into kissed cats. 💋

Photo of someone with pale skin, glasses, and long hair kissing a fluffy kitty they are holding outside. One of the cat's eyes is partially closed as it looks away thinking of how to escape. Kitty tried showing one fang as a deferent, but alas, they still got kissed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-16 13:47:55

Environmental storytelling 🐾

Photo of a tuxedo cat staring through the glass of a back door where a small loop of paw prints in fresh snow can be seen. Kitty saw the cold white stuff. Kitty is done on the cold white stuff.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-20 22:21:13

:finger_point:⁠boop

Video of a hairless cat loafing on a chair when someone tough its back with one finger. The kitty, finding this somewhat ticklish, crinkles up its skin in response. So many creases!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 21:45:50

Whatcha thinking about there, kitty?

Four progressively zoomed in photo of a black cat staring intently something with excited, attack eyes. As the photo focuses on the eyes ultimately ending on a single eye, the reflection shows a lit up christmas tree.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-20 07:44:53

... is when you try to get the kitty to catch the toy, right? :neocat_woozy:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-14 01:00:57

Seeing the built-in drink holder for the first time...

Video of a cat standing on the desk next to a desktop computer with an optical drive. I hand nearby presses the button to eject rhe tray, which makes the kitty jolt in surprise. The cat continues to stare at it, and when it retracts, the kitty leans ovee to follow the movement.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 04:34:22

Any tree brought into the house is now property of the cat(s).
Law of the Kitty § 137.TR33

Photo of the orange cat that's climbed up to the very tippy top of a fresh christmas tree. Snapchat style caption is: The tree has been up for five minutes
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 05:32:39

Pspsps here kitty kitty

"How do you get a scared cat out from under the bed??" Two photos of a young mountain lion hiding underneath a bed like a kitty.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04 08:49:03

Movie genre(s): Action, Suspense

Slow motion video of a vet technician trying to put some medicine in a kittens ear, when another kitty, who was on her shoulder and playing with the tech's hair, almost falls off. Luckily, the little kitty grabs the tech's hair and hangs on dramatically. The tech, after looking of over at the kitten's predicament, rescues the rascal while smiling. The dramatic music playing fits the mood perfectly (for the kitty)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-19 02:50:24

Why tire yourself out bathing when you can oursource?

Video of an orange cat sitting by the cow pen while several young cows lick the kitty. Cat seems enjoy the tongue bath from the calfs. It's like a car wash for felines.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-18 19:26:47

RE: infosec.exchange/@Luminex/1159
I'm going to be a kitty!!!!1!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 15:45:04

Kitty kankle

Photo by aoge87 of their cat, Sushi. Well, just the chonky white ankles and front paw of said kitty, anyway.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 08:37:52

Kitty Cinematic Universe :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-17 03:44:06

I like to label the important things :3

Photo of a cat looking at the camera with a label on its head that says cat. Kitty does not look very amused, but puts up with it for the food.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 23:15:54

RE: frogs.lgbt/@emma/1159068965314
Give stroopwafel to kitty?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 06:15:28

sup

Photo of a fluffy kitty sitting in an amazon.fr box on the floor like they're a human resting their arm on car door while their elbow sticks. Classic cool cat vibes, and would be very popular at school if they attended.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 13:00:04

Soon my army will be ready!

Photo of a fluffy cat laying on its side by a window. On the floor next to the chunky kitty are nine cat-shaped hair wads made from the brushed off fuzz. The cloning process was a success!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03 06:00:46

Cat 2: Did–did you just sniff me?!
Cat 1: What? No, I am looking over here...

Video of a white cat sitting next to a grey cat. The first kitty sniffs the other one, then looks away real quick as the grey kitty stares at the white one.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-15 11:20:12

Failed escape attempt

Video of a chunky cat sneaking then running outside to a gap in wall on a porch, only to get stuck trying lunge through it because the kitty it too wide. The cat gives up and looks at the person filming, probably blaming the human somehow.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 07:04:05

Kitty was the perfect distraction while I unloaded the vault :neocat_thief:

Foot over cat peeking out from a glass door on inside of a locked bank at night. Caption: Cat triggers bank alarm by sneaking into the building and forces the police deployment.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-12 13:53:25

Loading daily CAT module...

Photo of a slightly anger looking kitty sitting on the floor while a "Loading" indicator floats above its head.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 06:54:40

Snug

Photo of an orange cat tucked in undee blankets while it rests on the couch. Only its partially open eyes to its ears can be see, but the kitty looks quite cozy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-30 07:27:32

I love it when cats do this!
🎨by pfeffaroo

Two section borderless comic by pfeffaroo showing a black cat laying down. The left shows the black kitty all curled up like a croissant with text pointing to it that says "SEES YOU". The The right shows the same kitty, this time meowing "NYOU" and stretching out its bottom paws while as it greets you laying down.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 22:06:57

Warmest cat in the house

Video of three cats laying on one cat bed with two of them laying on top of the third. One the head of the kitty on bottom can be seen, but I bet they're cozy (by cat standards)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 22:54:28

Look.. If I get eaten by ghosts, you can't get fed, so we're in this together.

Four panel comic by Murrz titled "How to use the bathroom when you're scared" First panel: [1. Pick up pet.] Picks up black kitty. Second panel: [2. Use pet as ghost shield.] Holds cat out in front while going upstairs. Third panel: [3. Trap 'em.] Girl says, "Look, I know you were sleeping, but I need your assistance. Just wait a sec." while sitting on the toilet in a locked bathroom. Cat relies, "wtf man" while sitting next to the door. Last panel: [4. Return.] Girl nervously goes back down st…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 23:41:06

Just a photo of curtains, nothing else

Photo of a cat "hiding" behind a thin qhite curtain while loafing and staring at the camera while they wait for prey (like and unsuspecting toe). Kitty's features are quite visible, though they probably think otherwise. Caption is: The only type of ghosting that makes people happy
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 21:18:03

Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed
#Caturday

Photo of a tiny kitten sitting on one side of a couch, barely filling it up. Doesn't matter though, kitty calls dibs on the whole thing.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 16:42:13

The might house panther
#Caturday

Photo of an adorable black cat laying on the floor by it's prey, a wireless mouse. Now the human can use their hands for better things... like petting the kitty or opening doors when requested.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-11 02:33:31

🐱 I love you, deerly

Super cute video of a fluffy cat loving on and rubbing against a rescue doe curled up close to someone sitting on a wicker chair under a covered, outdoor dining area. The young deer is wearing a pink collar and is quite friendly with its kitty snuggle buddy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 12:35:37

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Never sold out.
Shipped the cat pics, cat memes and more.
Still dedicated to the open kitty web ❤️
(Btw, you can still contribute to our Meowstarter as a

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 09:07:13

Rotisserie Chicken

Photo of a cat sleeping on a bed, but its head is tucked in between its legs by its tail. So it's basically just folded in half like some kind of kitty origami or maybe a it's the return of the Popples™. You'd think it might be uncomfortable, but that's just human thinking. Cats are always comfy (even when they look crumbled up like that laundry you never put on hangers on that one chair).
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 16:24:37

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my box. :neocat_box:

Video of Uni the munchkin tuxedo cat approaching then laying in a rectangular (cat-sized) box, then falling asleep with just the head poking out. One cute part about this kitty is that the black & white fur perfectly outlines the iconic mouth curve of a cat :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 16:56:40

Air Quality Index: Cats

Walter's contribution to the air quality Video shows a tuxedo cat laying in a sunbeam when they start scratching their chin with their back leg. Visible fur and cat dandruff can be seen flying out a result. The human filming proclaims "Oh-Kay!" and the caption by the kitty reads "My work here is done" when they stop.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 19:14:56

When you hear something outside, but you didn't have time to put on pants.

Photo of a half-shaved cat peering outside of a window while standing on its back legs. The top half of the kitty, and the bottom half of its tail are fluffy, but its shaved back side looks comically small in comparison. Also, the healing area from surgery where stitches were/still are can be seen.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 04:09:43

Mustn't disturb the baby

Photo of someone at their computer with a white cat, covered up with a tiny blanket while sleeping on a small hand towel folded like pillow. Nestled kitty sleeps comfortably in front of the screens as the human works away.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-08 19:22:01

Witch: I will grant your wish, but you will be cursed with the knowledge of how you die.
Me: Hahaha jokes on you I already know

Video of a keeper at a big cat sanctuary giving full body belly rubs and face rubs snuggles to a lioness laying on her back in the grass. The big dangerous kitty is loving the attention and watching this does NOT help my urge to want to pet all the big kitties out there.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-07 23:18:25

Fly hunter in training

Video of a kitten tracking and chirping in excitement at a fly on the ceiling the kitty wants to get.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-05 23:51:50

When you successfully transplanted a curled up cat from another person to yourself without disturbing the kitty, you must say "the operation was successful"

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 06:55:52

Have you measured your kitty lately? :neocat_flop__w_:⁠📏
#特に意味をなさない猫の計測

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-06 05:17:25

Cat that can teleport, but only bothers to teleport to warmer spots... like your face while you sleep.

Photo taken straight up showing a white and orange cat resting point blank on someone's head. The kitty is looking away, unconcerned about the human pillow taking pictures with their rectangle.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 17:21:25

When in doubt, it's a kitty

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-05 10:23:01

Spready toes!

Photo of just some back cat feet with the toes all spread out and stretching. Bet that feels good when you're a kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-05 10:22:15

How to unload the washer machine when you're short

Photo of a raccoon that's half in a trash can in front of a cafeteria. The little trash kitty is looking for snacks, but all you can see is the raccoon's back end sticking out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 21:32:35

I didn't choose fancy life, fancy life chose me.

Painting by Leman of a fabulous black cat lounging on a love seat while holding a cigarette on stick and a martini while wearing a pearl necklace and a fancy while fur scarf. Next to the en vogue kitty are some Purrz candy in a box, a bottle of champagne, and a small book.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 05:37:30

It's never too late to become kitty :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:26:47

“I sang him the Meow Mix jingle instead of feeding him immediately”

Photo by EggPositive5993 of their cat peeking around the sofa while sporting a stink eye and slight airplane ears. Kitty did not enjoy the jingle and will be contacting his attorneys regarding not being fed immediately.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:18:36

A sufficiently comfy cat is indistinguishable from genAI :neocat_confused:

Photo by Bitter_Sir4188 (reddit) of their sleeping cat laying upsidedown and twisted on a pile of clothes. Her head slipped down and the only parts identifiable on the kitty is two paws and part of a hind quarter. It took me a long time to figure out which way the cat was even laying, and even then I have questions.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-02 17:00:40

Find the cat :owo_thanking:

Photo of a fuzzy leopard print blanket with what looks to be a tortie cat head and kitty ear blending in right in the middle. Very warm. Very cozy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 12:59:20

This is my peet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Photo of a white cat with black markings resting on a cat tree while sticking one back paw out in between its two front ones, as if guarding it closely. The pink toe beans on its peet (paw feet) can be seen clearly, and the kitty looks like it's contemplating another nap.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-02 15:57:54

Nap Gang

Caption: I'm either yapping or napping. Photo shows a fluffy white & orange kitten sleeping soundly in some comfy blankets. I yearn to sleep as comfy as this little kitty.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-02 03:55:09

Cats do not like third party cookies

Caption: Feel the enthusiasm Photo of one mostly white and one all white kitty in the lap of a human showing off matching cookies of the two cats (with chocolate dipped ears for the first cat). Both cats look less than excited and would rather be doing something more entertaining... like licking their butthole or ignoring the human while sleeping.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 21:34:03

eepy

Consider of a white cat with its eyes barely open. The kitty licks its lips some before falling asleep sitting up.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-30 18:49:00

Not to BRAG or anything, but I'm really good at identifying kitty cats. :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 21:34:44

acab

Photo of a police officer writing something down while a chunky cat pokes its head out from some window bars to stare at the officer's face while the kitty loafs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 21:38:19

Aw dang... They only sent one leg for my cat kit.

Photo of a calico kitty cat sleeping on a window sill like a loaf of bread, except one back leg is sticking straight out at a 90° angle. No other appendages are visible.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 04:16:56

Just a photo of a box on the floor and nothing else.
(Be mindful of your toes around it, though)

Photo of a flipped chewy.com box on the middle of the floor with three mysterious white feline paws underneath. No cat can be seen (just some kitty peets)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 17:03:35

Time to relax 🍸

Photo of a black and white that decided to rest in a large, decorative martini glass sitting on top of an old stereo / furniture piece next to some other vintage 60s furniture. Somehow the kitty looks comfy, proving yet again that cats are liquid.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-28 20:33:46

Snek

Photo by Prestigious_Mess9706 on reddit from 2022 of their black cat, Nyx, who is laying across the tops of her cat tree while looking like a snake or boneless kitty of some sort. No void paws can be seen, just a long black fur tube with a cat head.