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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-23 01:17:42

BIG KITTY!

Video of someone scratching underneath a mountain lion's chin while it purrs with happiness with its eyes closed. Big danger kitty! Happy danger kitty!
@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-06-23 15:45:00

Here, kitty, kitty.
comicskingdom.com/rhymes-with-

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-23 01:41:23

Vibe kitty

Video of a Bengal cat laying on a massage board (for feet, I think) while being jiggled around like jelly. Kitty seems to enjoy it. Caption says:

My Bengal cat Jasper has his own personal massage therapist 🤣
@artbear@kitty.social
2025-06-18 16:14:49

This isn't meant in a catty way, after all I'm not even American, but I genuinely wonder if people who couldn't vote against , because the weren't pure enough, are having a pragmatic shift in thinking?

Bit like I wonder about the evolving attitudes of people who couldn't vote against

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-23 11:42:36

Very important kitty business :blobcatbusiness:

Video of a cute little black kitten purring and meowing while you down next to its Nokia-style cell phone pillow and a window. The little void cat meows happily while purring nonstop until it lays its head down and falls asleep. 

Caption is:
please be quiet, my kitten is taking a very important business call

Here's a beautiful kitty. The photo is from a cats.com article by Kate Barrington
#Catstodon

Beautiful male calico cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-22 10:07:22

Business cat has important kitty business to attend to (sleeping 20 hours a day) :neocat_flop__w_:

Photo of a black cat sleeping comfy on its back on a bed, except someone put post-it notes with a business tie and a briefcase drawn on it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-21 17:45:08

Kitty detects seafood somewhere in the house

Video of a white cat laying on a blanket on a red sofa while sniffing the air with gusto. Kitty gets up and walks to the end of the couch while continuing to sniff, then eventually decided to find the tasty smelling source.
@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-16 13:44:43

Beau's favorite kitty cup. #caturday #cats #catsofmastodon

A largish striped silver tabby cat in a kitty cup on top of a scratching post. His eyes are relaxed and he's ready to go back to sleep after I quit pestering him with the camera.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-22 12:06:29

Advanced Purrsistent Threat (APT)

"My laptop is set up to take pictures after three incorrect password attempts"

[Photo of a kitty caught trying to log in to the humans laptop. Usually they don't get caught, but even the best hacker cats make mistakes from time to time.]
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-22 15:35:12

The shared braincell was late to work :neocat_woozy:

Video of an orange cat trying to catch the tiny stream in the sink, unsuccessfully. It starts with the silly kitty looking down the drain while the water drips off his head, which leads to biting and lunging at the elusive water drop. Scoping and swatting with its paws also does not work, and the source of this mysterious "wet" thingy remains hidden. This continues on for almost a full minute before the struggling cat gets backup, his equally orange brother. Alas, the water one this match, but …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-22 08:51:22

Sneaky bed attack!

Video of a fluffy cat walking by when all of a sudden the cat bed nearby lunges at the cat. The fluffy cat thwarts the paw assault only to be attacked again by the now visible black kitten underneath. The void kitty quickly retreats back to under the bed to resume its fluffy war campaign. The very last bit of the video shows the fluffy cat smacking at the black kitten's paw.
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2025-06-15 20:29:01

"10 1 im Lesesaal {der @…], diesmal: Spröde Samtpfoten" blog.sbb.berlin/?p=132437

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-22 12:52:15

We're going to need a bigger litter box...

Look at that orange kitten in a realistic looking dollhouse room. The kitten reaching to the ceiling and is coming to greet the viewer. In the dollhouse you can see an open front door, a ceiling light, outdoor windows with greenery in the distance, a table with two white chairs, and some pink carpet. I wonder if thr kitty cat is hungry?
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-23 11:32:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Hedwige Chrétien, Edwige Herchenroder, Ludovic Fortolis & Kitty Whately:
🎵 Dernier rêve!
#HedwigeChrétien #EdwigeHerchenroder #LudovicFortolis #KittyWhately

Here's my favorite Penny kitty. Sometimes she's a tiger, and sometimes a bunny.
#CatsOfMastodon #Kitty

Penny kitty enjoying shade.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-19 03:56:58

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty, Daisy & Lewis:
🎵 Going Up The Country
#NowPlaying #Kitty #Daisy #Lewis
kittydaisylewis.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/18Zw8Ht

@arXiv_hepex_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-18 08:21:32

The Making of a Community Dark Matter Dataset with the National Science Data Fabric
Amy Roberts, Jack Marquez, Kin Hong NG, Kitty Mickelson, Aashish Panta, Giorgio Scorzelli, Amy Gooch, Prisca Cushman, Matthew Fritts, Himangshu Neog, Valerio Pascucci, Michela Taufer
arxiv.org/abs/2507.13297

@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-15 03:18:48

One aspect that's often overlooked with dwm is its portability and uniqueness.
The dwm I'm sporting is one that no one else has; it is totally mine and in that sense unique.You build your own program, patches, binds et al.
Making sure all prerequisites are fulfilled you can then just copy your suckless configs to basically any distro and run a make clean install.
That's why I learned to love dwm and why it's still the best wm around, wayland or not.

screenshot of the kitty terminal on gentoo, running dwm
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-20 01:37:53

[ASMR] Kitty tells you about its day before napping with you

Video of a white and orange cat walking up and greeting its owner by meowing a bunch. The kitty keeps meowing as it nestles down on a blanket on the bed next to the human, closes its eyes, and give a big yawns. Such a sweet little cat. Must of had a busy day! :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-19 18:00:58

Spot the kitty

Photo of a cat hiding in some very see through curtains in the corner of a room. Kitty is very sneaky (even if it's tails can clearly be seen as well)
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-18 10:46:57

It's #caturday everyday somewhere
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon

Kitty #1
Kitty #2
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-09 13:45:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #90TEEN
Kitty Craft:
🎵 Half Court Press
#KittyCraft
kittycraft.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/6GJulBO

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-19 03:56:21

The ghost haunting my house is a sleepy one

Photo of a cat in a window behind a curtain. The shadow of the kitty from the light outside shows a perfect outline of a big yawn, kitty tongue and all.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-21 21:57:22

Someone has opinions about that bath they just took :neocat_scream_stare:

Photo of a small orange kitten that just had a bath and is wrapped up like a burrito in a hand towel. The kitty, who fur is still a little wet, is meowing loudly in protest regarding this injustice.

Ella, my neighbor's cat, came over to see if my kitty would join her in hunting voles. (2010)

Ella, Portrait of Neighbor Kitty, 2010-11-29
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-17 21:22:39

Meowtosis in action

Video of a cat snuggling in a little cat bed hanging on a window. You see the human pet the kitty and then another identical looking kitty that was buried under the first kitty pops its head up.
@adrianco@mastodon.social
2025-07-26 05:44:23

Extra big 3am kitty came by a few nights ago. California Mountain Lions are 100lbs or so. #Caturday loops.video/v/9M52GtXRqT

@zappi@chaos.social
2025-08-01 14:00:33
Content warning: #linuxricing

I ditched Kitty in favor of Ghostty. don't tell my cats plz. 🥺

@Ruhrnalist@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 18:46:08

Robert #Oppenheimer war mit Kitty aus Recklinghausen verheiratet. Sie war verwandt mit Generalmajor Keitel.
Doku läuft auf Arte.tv

Schwarz-Weiß-Foto, das drei Personen zeigt. Im Vordergrund ist ein Mann zu sehen, der lächelt und einen silbernen Pokal hält. Sein Gesicht ist leicht nach rechts gedreht, und er trägt ein Hemd mit einem Kragen. Neben ihm ist ein Teil eines anderen Mannes zu sehen, der ernst wirkt und einen Teil seines Gesichts verdeckt. Im Hintergrund ist ein weiterer Mann zu sehen, dessen Gesicht teilweise sichtbar ist. Die Personen scheinen sich in einem feierlichen oder festlichen Kontext zu befinden, möglic…
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-01 01:56:45

Finally got the laptop where I wanted it. Proper "nightlight", touchpad gestures, notifications that look correct for the theme, proper `fish` theme...Sway is just so nice to use.
#linux #sway #cachyos

A screenshot of the `sway` desktop running on CachyOS (an ArchLinux derivative).  Three terminal windows (kitty) showing the `fastfetch` output in the top one, and the bottom right showing `btop` information.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-13 12:35:47

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Kitty Solaris:
🎵 James Bond (Edit)
#NowPlaying #KittySolaris
kittysolaris.bandcamp.com/albu
open.spotify.com/track/2tGVt0w

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-18 18:21:06

Aww, the kitty is providing enrichment activity for the museum guard. 🐈‍⬛

For five years, a security guard has been fighting against a black cat which seems to want to enter an art museum. So far, the cat has lost all the time...

Two photos of the security wearing white gloves blocking the black cat from entering. So nice of the kitty to take time everyday to play with the guard (and by play, I mean try to defeat)
@samir@functional.computer
2025-07-25 06:59:43

Found an app called “Octave Coffee”. It’s an opinionated timer for pourover coffee. Tells you how much to pour, then how much to wait, and so on. And it has a cute pixel art kitty.
The problem is… it negs you while doing it, and your reward at the end for following the instructions is the message, “You actually listened. Shocking.”
I did it twice. It doesn’t vary.
So… I’m deleting it, even though I found it useful, because I don’t want to be insulted first thing in the morn…

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-05-24 07:36:49

I wil shortly be getting awarded the title of Worst Human Ever when I have to get the cat into the pet carrier. I don't know why he winges so, it's less a cattery and more a luxury kitty hotel that we take him to. But cats are gonna cat.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-20 16:50:06

Yes, hi, question...
When is dinner?

Photo white kitty cat paw sticking up from a chair at a table. Cat (not seen) looks like it's asking a question.

My favorite kitty Penny, sleeping this morning. She sleeps while I soak my bones in the hot tub. The birds sing in the morning.

My favorite kitty Penny, sleeping, with a mountain vista behind her.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-20 06:34:09

When you're so sleepy your tongue falls out :neocat_happy_blep:

Video of a cat that fell asleep with it pink tongue flopped out while sitting next to a laptop. The kitty's eyes are closed as it wobbles around trying not to fall over.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-06 10:58:07

Client had no immediate objections, so you might stop calling me MC Friday Wrap and start calling me DJ Weekend.

MC kitty
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-19 01:52:09

Kitty wants to sniff the above post.

Photo of a cat with its head raised while sniffing in the air.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-05 05:29:01

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Kitty Grant:
🎵 Glad to Know You (Extended)
#KittyGrant
latenighttales.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/7fb207V
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-19 23:23:51
Urgent Notification! ⚡️

Hello from the Fediverse catsalad team! 👋 To prevent your cat(s) from being sad, please pet your kitty. :ablobcatfloofpat:
🟢 Post the results below:
We can't wait to see you cat(s) back on the platform! 🌟

Great quotes of the day:
It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness -Eleanor Roosevelt
To light a candle is to cast a shadow -Ursula K. Le Guin
Listen to them squabble. Where's my food? -TskTsk, Ursula's Kitty
#Quotes #QuoteOfTheDay

@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-31 23:07:33

You know what's nice? Terminals like kitty or alacritty, that work on both x11 and wayland. Makes for a more streamlined setup if you're using both. So, kudos to @… and his slackeroni repo, alacritty is in there (bcs of niri) as a ready to use package and has now been deployed by me on both Mate and Hyprland. I can tell you compiling it yourself is a depende…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-18 10:09:37

At just 3 years old, I have a penthouse suite, 2 passive incomes, a personal chef and driver. Follow me for financial advice.

Video of a fluffy and regal cat jumping up from some human stairs to some kitty stairs leading to its personal 2nd story window overhang above the entrance to a house. The cat penthouse even has pillows, a decorative house plant, and a fuzzy faux fur blanket to lay on for prime window watching comfort.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-13 19:41:28

Care for some toes in these trying times? 🐾

One day things will get better
Until then, here's a picture of some kitty toesies

Photo of a the back legs of a fluffy white kitty who is laying on its back (taken POV style from the soft belly)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-28 06:00:01

You'd think with how much I love and obsess over cats, I would know all their breeds, but they are all just kitties to me!
Big kitty, naked kitty, floofy kitty, orange kitty, etc. is good enough for me. :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-17 17:50:16

Girl! You are in danger⁠! 🎁

Four photos of someone wrapping a cat in holiday wrapping paper with a silver bow on the cat's head which is the only part of the kitty visible. 
"And there we have it"
"A beautifully wrapped Christmas cat"
"Doesn't he look gorgeous?"
[Cat angrily stares at camera]
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-03 19:41:02

"Stop that kitty!"
Kitty: *does it faster*

Video of a fluffy orange and white cat unspooling a paper towel on a holder. You hear someone off screen telling the cat to stop it, which only causes the kitty to do it faster.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-11 12:46:03

The mighty hunter brings a gift

Video of a cat presenting its prey as a gift to the bigger cat (human) from another room while meowing triumphantly. The vanquished foe is a USB mouse, and the kitty is very proud of its accomplishment. Such a good kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-01 11:06:27

Narrator: Thomas tried to push the giant cat out of the way, but the kitty didn't move.

Video of a mostly white kitty with some  black spots on its head laying an a Thomas the Tank Engine toy set. When the battery powered Thomas train makes it to the cat, it repeatedly bumps into the kitty blocking the way. All this does is make the cats head bob a little with each bump, which makes a toddler of screen laugh.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-08 17:54:32

Fear not, human. I shall protect you while you potty!

Photo of a chunky kitty with its eyes nearly closed while laying on the tile by the bathroom door, stopping it from closing. Such a good kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-14 04:17:23

Sneaky kitty :ablobcatpeek:

Video of a cat walking up to a dog that's sleeping on a couch, lightly booping the dog's paw, then crouching down to hide. Doggy wakes up and looks at the person filming in confusion.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-15 06:36:00

eepy

Close up photo of a orange cat sleeping with his mouth slightly open. He must be sleeping very good. Oh, you can also see the kitty's small from teeth!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-15 05:54:11

Your blinds? What about 'em?

Photo of a cat that's hanging in the middle of some windows blinds that have been pulled down and ruined by some unknown force. Hey, at least they used as a kitty hammock now (Always gonna look at the bright side of things)...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-06 21:06:37

Art imitates life imitates art

Photo of a chunky kitty next to its fat cat art above the cat food bowl. Just like the painting, the kitty is sitting and facing the same way with flowers behind it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-13 10:09:16

Stinky kitty! 🦨

Deodorant? No,
The odorant

Photo of a skunk, tail raised and ready.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14 14:29:17

My favorite thing to do when I get home ➟⁠➠⁠🛏️

Video of a fluffy kitty diving into a fluffy bed comforter multiple times. So cozy
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-05 19:14:09

Whatever this cat got caught doing, they were obviously framed. They'll happily do it again, but they're clearly innocent! Just look at them :3

Photo of a cute kitty with tiny handcuffs on a paw and attached to a scratched up chair that's been mysteriously knocked down. The kitty is sticking his tongue out making an adorable blep face so you know they're innocent!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14 14:04:47

It's #NoKings day!
🚫👑🚫👑🚫👑🚫
Be loud. Be heard. Be safe.

EFF Protest Guide:
•⁠📱⁠mastodon.social/@eff/114678037
Know Your Rights:
•⁠🚨⁠…

Meme redrawing by sattou wha lt was originally a photo of a cat about to sneeze while next to rather bare houseplant on a table. The kitty is showing its canines (or would that be felines?) teeth with a goofy look on its face. Next to the cat I added "No Kings" with 🚫 over top the 👑 emoji.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 19:19:11

["Overture" for Cats (2019) plays in the background]

Photo of a cat in the hallway sitting on a chair next to a short, spinny make-up chair with a laptop on it. The blue glow illuminates the kitty who has a concerned look on its face. (By human standards anyway, it's really just an blank kitty stare)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-03 20:40:59

Kitten loves its tiny teddy bear

Video of an orange kitten on its back in someone's hand while the kitty hugs a tiny teddy bear. When another person moves the teddy bear, the tiny kitty reaches an hugs the stuffed toy even more. It's ridiculously cute
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-01 12:47:10

I sentence you to kitty jail 🫵

Photo of a super fluffy white kitten leaning up against the mesh net where it's been imprisoned. Poor little kitty couldn't afford an attorney.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 23:43:50

Chess Master Kitty

Video of someone playing chess against a cat. The person starts their opening move of E2 to E4, while the kitty replies with the strategic "directly knock over the king" move. Classic!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-13 19:54:08

The word of the day is... BEANS 🐾
🎨by @…

Four panel comic by Li Chen (exocomics). 
First panel shows the underside of a cat's paw with the text "BEANS". 
Second panel has someone reaching for a cat resting on the ground while they say "Gimme those beans". 
Third panel the person says, "I require them." while the cat hides its feet and replies, "Dude." 
Last panel the cat toe enthusiast is saying, "B-B-B BEANS" while the kitty runs to safety while yelling, "Stop it!!"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-01 15:56:20

Works cited:
My cat

Video of a black cat sitting on a chair, meowing at the person cooking rice, because the kitty wants to eat it now, even though it's too hot to eat. Poor kitty.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-11 00:49:17

Orange kitty has something to tell you

Video of an orange kitten mewing on camera as it crawls up the human filming.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-30 17:36:48

I don't think you have enough tongue for all that fur, Mr. Kitty.

Video of an orange long-haired cat laying on its back while trying to groom its belly fur. The kitty isn't able to cover too much area with that long fur, unfortunately.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-11 10:58:28

If I close my eyes and move real slow, no one can see me :neocat_thief:

Orange cat laying on a table next to an small open cup of ice cream. The kitty slowly reaches out with its eyes nearly closed to grab the lid, stopping and closing its eyes occasionally when he thinks he might be discovered by the human filming. Eventually when the lid is moved close enough, the little ninja gets his sniff on and smells the reward fron the heist.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-01 00:02:24

Someone is not happy. Needs more #gravy

Two photos of a cat perched on a table next to a menu with some chicken on it. In the first one the cat is happily licking where the chicken should be, but in the second photo, the kitty realizes it is not real chicken. Kitty does not like this realization.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-10 08:20:46

Cats don't grow from trees.
That's silly.
They grow from stumps!

Photo of a tree stump with a hole in the middle and an orange cat filling the hole's shape perfectly. Nearby, a black kitty can be seen sleeping next to the trunk.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-09 04:40:49

When you sleep so hard, you forget what year it is.

Photo of a very tired looking cat poking its head out from the blanket. The kitty's eyes are barely open and it looks like it's going to fall back asleep any second.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-09 00:48:26

The guest of honor wants nom noms

Photo of a cat sitting at a dinner chair like a human with its paws on the table. Under one paw us a fork. The kitty looks hopeful, as if expecting a yummy plate of human food will be placed in front at anytime.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-24 23:58:26

CFDS - Cat Food Delivery System

Video of drone flying around some high rise buildings while it carries a pink cat food bowl for a kitty names Flamingo. Eventually it lands down at the a building, stops its motor, and the kitty eats the yummy soft food.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-08 04:34:58

It's always good to stretch before you work out.

Video of several people doing splits an stretches in a gym while an orange and white cat stretched out in a straight line watches them all. The kitty is probably wondering why there are having so much trouble with this. It's easy!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-08 08:16:00

Inside of you are two cats. One is tired. The other is tired. You are tired.

Video of two cars in a foldable basket on top of a dresser looking at the camera. One has its arms sticking out and yarns, which causes the other kitty with paws tucked it to yawn as well. Basket full of eepy
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-08 13:39:30

The only drama I want in live involves cats

Attack: 100%
Damage: 0%
Drama: 101%

Slow motion video to dramatic music of an orange cat jumping out to "surprise" a white cat. Orange cat makes itself bigger (arches back) mid jump while the white kitty just plops down on its back in response. Such silly kitties.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-24 16:38:05

Not enough petting!!1!

Borderless 4 section comic showing a black cat getting pet (artist unknown). First part shows a hand petting the kitty with the person saying "Just one Pat, Okay?"
Second part shows the hand retracting while saying, "there, there" while the cat says, "that's it?"
Third is the cat reaching and grabbing the hand with its two paws while saying "give me that"
Last part shows the hand patting the kitty again *PAP* while the cat holds on and purrs *prrr*
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-06 22:15:26

I would say I'm sorry for flooding the timeline with cats (but that would be a lie) :ablobcatblink:

Video of a smaller kitty wearing a shirt making biscuits on a the back of a bigger cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 13:35:56

Sploot 🐈‍⬛

Photo of a black kitty laying down with its paws and legs spread out in all directions while drinking water from its bowl. Nearby a mostly cat food bowl can be seen (along with the mess the cat made with the food on the floor).
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 22:25:31

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bag.

Photo of an orange cat sitting nonchalantly on a couch with a paper bag over its head. What mysteries do the bag hold? Only the kitty cat knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-04 04:57:55

Beans!!

Video of someone massaging the toe beans of a fluffy orange cat on their lap. The kitty is very happy :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-03 06:10:31

When you realize you can't pet every single cat in the world :c

drawing of a sad hello kitty laying down on couch while hugging a pillow
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 23:32:50

Wow, how did you get those scars?

Photo of a cat laying on its back with its legs sticking out and inviting belly wide open. The drawing of a bear trap closing on a hand is superimposed over the kitty. The danger is real (some times anyway)... Which is why I clip those nails regularly.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02 15:07:45

Undercover agent

Undercover photo of a kitty laying flat on the bed under the bed sheets.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-03 00:42:00

Orange Cat Transport Unit

Photo of an orange cat being carried in the hoodie part of a hoodie jacket. The kitty looks comfortable and silly with his back paws sticking out comically.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-02 22:49:09

🥐

Photo of an orange fluffy cat curled up like a big croissant on someone's lap. The kitty's head is upside down and looks very content.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-03 10:05:12

Um... Excuse me, that's my view.

Video of a cat on the back of a couch looking out a window through some large wooden blinds. The human sitting on the couch with their dog closes them only for the cat to open it back up. On the second blind closing the kitty immediately open them causing a laugh from the person filming. One the third blind closing, the cat pauses, looks towards the annoying blind closer, then open two sets of blinds (causing everyone to laugh).
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-02 20:48:27

Spam calls 🙄

Video by michelle.mrs on tiktok of her dialing a number on her cat's toe beans like it's a phone then putting the kitty paw up to the cat's ear.

beep boop beep boop beep
0175 8810 
brrrp
brrrp
"Hallo?"
"Mau mau mau, maumau mau mau."
"Ruf mich nie wieder an!" ("Don't ever call me again!")

(the sleepy cat doesn't even resist the shenanigans)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-03 00:48:56

Fear not, orange cat is on the case! 🪴⁠🐈

Photo of an orange cat sniffing a indoor plant that has been mysteriously knocked over next to some boxes. Hopefully, the kitty's detective work will discover the culprit!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-28 05:30:22

Tactical Kitty 🪖

Photo of someone in the military with a orange cat in their knee pocket. Nearby someone is reaching out their hand to play with a kitten and someone else is wearing tactical sandals? 🤨
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-28 06:30:02

That's a BIG kitty peeking at me. I better it wants skritches! :3

Photo of a tiger that's poking its head and paws through a hole in a bathroom wall. I hope it's well fed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 04:35:51

Meeting of the Secret Order

Photo of four shaved alpacas looking up with their long trimmed necks at a cat perched on a fence post. Sleeper agents for the Secret Order (Kitty Empire) are receiving their missions.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-27 07:19:21

Hey has anyone seen– *click* oh there you are! 🐈‍⬛

Video of someone walking down towards their bathroom in the hall. They reach it, the camera pans to the black rug on the floor, with nothing to be seen. When they cut on the light, however, all of a sudden there's a comfy black cat that has been laying on the rug the entire time. Just void kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-26 22:25:03

*muffled meow*

Photo of a cat laying on someone's chest while it wears a face cone (to prevent licking its wounds), except the kitty it pressing its face up against the human. 

"My cone? No, this is our cone!"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-26 12:11:57

Cat with cat ears

Photo of a black cat laying on its back using two small orange kittens as a pillow. The back half of both kittens is hidden behind the black cat's head, making it look like the kittens are growing out of the void kitty head.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-24 12:38:56

Always pack the essentials!

Video of a sleepy orange cat laying in a tote bag on the table. The kitty is a very happy bagged loaf.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-24 11:24:04

Micromanager

Photo of a cat sitting directly in front of a curved monitor with a bunch of code on it. The kitty is facing the screen is less then a centimeter away. Is this what they call "agile" development?
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-24 07:50:52

Time to give the human their morning pep talk

When I shower in the morning, my cat, Chamellow, follows me into the bathroom. To get my attention, he does this......

Video of a tuxedo cat laying down in the bathroom shower giving short and repeating meows while slow blinking some for 15 seconds straight. Chamellow has some thing very important to tell or maybe is just going over the daily schedule. Such a helpful and supportive kitty!