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#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
DAYNA: He isn't interested in offers. He doesn't want Federation help or any help. He just wants to be left alone.
SERVALAN: He can't be left alone. Surely you can see that. You have his affection, yes? He trusts you. Then all you do is go and tell him to do a deal with us.

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Crap, we may have a problem.
#masks #disguises

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
BLAKE: Just get started on the door. [Avon fires again and starts to run but trips and falls.]
BLAKE: Avon! [The wires grow toward each other.]
https://blake.torpidity.ne…

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Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
AVON: Blake, there's a mass of ionized particles, vector three nine. If we can fly into it it could confuse their scanners for just long enough.
BLAKE: Avon might be right. Tangent one eight. Go for it.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/208/38 B…

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Well, my #Fallout #Vault33 #Backpack arrived.
NGL, I don't think this is worth $200. (Maybe $120 but it's just a backpack.) Out side of the design, flannel blanket & the water contain…

Which kid would you want?
#kids #humor

"I have a girlfriend"? This dude is the most savage piano player ever. 🤣
#humor #piano

This poor dude has to explain what transpired on an absolute freakshow of an #online #date and... wow.
I mean, I've had some bad ones in my single years but OMG SO CRINGE LMAO