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Karl Baron (@kalleboo@bitbang.social)
bitbang really is the mastodon instance that won't quit. Running a 2.5 year old unpatched version of Mastodon, continually throwing errors presumably to to a lack of anti-scraper bot measures, just went down completely for over a day for God knows what reason. But it's mysteriously back now with no word on what happened and our little community here is as happy as ever

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Put an end to the seemingly endless grift and corruption of trump2.0
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Sogar #Fehlfarben sind vertreten!
"Was ich haben will, das krieg ich nicht •
Was ich kriegen kann, das gefällt mir nicht " schreit Peter Hein heraus, wir schrieen es auch heraus!
Hymne meiner Jugend.
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Donorrhea
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#BahnMonitor-Projekt: 7. Zufall ist nicht gleich Zufall. 🤭
Nach der Verspätungsmeldung kommt ein Wissenshäppchen. Der

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Reject Blanche
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Fattyshack
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Support for H.R. 9694: The Epstein Files Transparency Act II
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Donnie D Cups
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Demand a Full Tax Audit of Trump and His Family
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Rumpelthinskin
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Restore National Park Funds Diverted to White House Vanity Projects
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Burger Jean King
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Reject Trump’s Speech
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Defund Foreign Militaries for Domestic Use
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Commander in Thief
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Vote NO on SAVE Act
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Metamucilini
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Investigate Trump for malicious prosecution & abuse of process. IMPEACH HIM
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Unproven DOD Hormone Policy Harms Readiness and Equal Respect in Uniform
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Dementia Donny
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Nacho N*zi
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Dementia Donny
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Drinks With Two Hands
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The Notorious P.I.G.
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The Notorious P.I.G.
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The Ayatollah Complaini
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Flabio
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Fattyshack
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Nacho N*zi
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Traitor Tot
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Bragger Vance
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Rumpelthinskin
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Hitler's Herpe
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Metamucilini
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The Mad Red Hatter
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Useless S. Grant
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Ancient Orange
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Seize-her Geezer
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His Maga-sty
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White Supresident
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Founding Farter
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Carrot Caligula
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McNugget Muammar
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Tweety Amin
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Darth Tax Evader
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Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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The Maga-lorian
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Draft Dodgin' Don
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Pampers President
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Comrade Krasnov
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King Baby Coward
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Donnie Two Poops
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Bargain Benito
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Coppertone Coward
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Gropey the Clown
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Cheeto Pedo
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Nostra-dumbass
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Rip One Van Winkle
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The Ayatollah Complaini
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Ku Klux Yam
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Salmon Satan
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Blobby Jones
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The Nodfather
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El Pork Choppo
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Cheeto in Chief
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Founding Farter
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Cadet Bone Spur
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Commander-in-thief
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Nectarine N*zi
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Toddler in Chief
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Petty Roosevelt
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Bunker Boy
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Our Fondling Father
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Colonnade Crapper
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Alexander the Grope
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Der Dumpenführer
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Pathetic Pol Pot
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Lil' Donny Moscow
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Petty Roosevelt
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Criminal in Chief
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King Baby Coward
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Gropey the Clown
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The Maga-lorian
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Pampers President
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Metamucilini
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Happy Meal Hussein
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Alexander Scamilton
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The Sultan of Spray Tans
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Napoleon Bonaspur
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Emperor Palpateeny Hands
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Emperor Palpateeny Hands
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