Tootfinder

“TABS [by Mozilla] pulls exactly the data you need—from HTML to Markdown to JSON—using the fastest, most efficient method for each page. It adapts to the structure and complexity of the site, staying stealthy and reliable so your [AI] agents always get what they need without friction.”
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PHREQU

Congress Must Act Before the Insurrection Act Is Abused
Text SIGN PHREQU to 50409 to send this to your officials.

Traitor Tot
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PMGPES

Vote NO on Today’s Gender-Affirming Care Ban
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Trumpster Fire
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PHSTPY

Protect aviation safety in the NDAA!
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Felonious Stunk
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PKCUTG

Save medical massage therapy program for veterans
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PPPXTK

Congress Must Defend Pipeline Safety Transparency and Ethics Oversight
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Happy Meal Hussein
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King Flaccid the First
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Metamucilini
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Spurious Caesar
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Payless Putin
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Donvict
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King Leer
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Douche Bigelow
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Rumpelthinskin
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El Pork-Choppo
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Winnie the Coup
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Tangelo Mump
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Pathetic Pol Pot
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King of Babble-On
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Orange Krampus
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Donny McLiarface
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Uncle Touch Too Much
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Trumpster Fire
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Bunker Baby
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Traitor Tot
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The Kompromat Kid
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The Florida Fondler
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Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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Comrade Krasnov
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Julius Cheeser
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The Quicker Fucker Upper
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Clustertrump
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Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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Candyvan McTaco Twit
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Donny Little Hands
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President Dumpster
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Traitor Tot
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Generalissimo Geritol
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Cheddar Insurrector
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Criminal in Chief
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Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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Don Whoreleon
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Der Derpenführer
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President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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Donvict
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King Leer
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Apricot Adolph
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Orange Foolius
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Payless Putin
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Cheeto Benito
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Jabba the Gut
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Paprika Pinochet
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Tweety Amin
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Trumpty Dumpty
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President Dumpster
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Mango Zedong
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King Leer
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Ochre Oathbreaker
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Poosilini
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Abominable Showman
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Donald John Tantrum
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Marmalade Misogynist
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Linberger in Chief
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The Florida Fondler
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Cheeto Pedo
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White Supresident
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Daddy Dumpy Pants
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Nectarine N*zi
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Happy Meal Hussein
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Hair Force One
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King Flaccid the First
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Rumpelthinskin
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