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https://resist.bot/petitions/PQLTBV

Abolish ICE, No More Deaths, Uphold the Constitution
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President Thump
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PTIOSK

Congress Must Defend Public Education and Civil Rights
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Combover Castro
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PSBRWS

Vote to advance ALL THREE articles of impeachment
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Mein Coif
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PGNDZS

Trump’s “Gold Card” Turns U.S. Residency Into a Pay-to-Play Scheme
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Pissant Pol Pot
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Il Douché
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Metamucilini
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A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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https://resist.bot/petitions/POORCQ

NO MORE FUNDING FOR DETENTION BEDS!!
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Mar-a-Lardass
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Donvict
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PXADIK

Shut down the government over Venezuela!
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Softshell Chicken TACO
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PYZRGW

Amid Chaos, Congress Must Stay Focused on ACA Subsidies
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King Baby Coward
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Pissadent Chump
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PSFWDS

Release the Full Strike Video and Investigate Unlawful Killings at Sea
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President Pathogen
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PPAGNG

Regulate surveillance pricing to protect consumers
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Tangerine Taint Waffle
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El Cheeto Loco
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PZJRYG

Release the files, release the footage. NO MORE COVER-UPS. You serve us.
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President Pathogen
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PQTUSZ

Demand end to ICE cruelty, reunite Yuanxin and his father
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Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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Count of Mostly Crisco
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PUISIR

Oppose DHS Expansion of SAVE Program That Threatens Voter Rights
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Mango Zedong
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PZQJRP

End Family Separation and Detention of Migrant Children
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Turmeric Tyrant
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Admiral Ipecac
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https://resist.bot/petitions/PLBVXB

DO NOT block state-level AI regulation. Don't pander to big tech
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Girth Vader
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Fanta Fascist
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Humpty Trumpty
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Chicken Out Lout
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Dictator Tot
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Commander in Fleece
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Cheeto Benito
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Impeached Beached Fail
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Trumpster Fire
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Mar-a-Lardass
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Hair Force One
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Emperor Poopy Pants
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Ku Klux Yam
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Emperor Poopy Pants
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Dorito Mussolini
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White Supresident
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Toddler in Chief
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Cheetolini
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Traitor Tot
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Girth Vader
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Flag Fondler
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The Nodfather
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Clownigula
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Disinfectant Dolt
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Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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Poosilini
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Commander in Thief
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Nectarine N*zi
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Mr. Miracle Ear
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Poolius Sleazer
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Winnie the Coup
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Cheeto Benito
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Terracotta Toddler
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Trumpster Fire
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Comrade Krasnov
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Trumpty Dumpty
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Payless Putin
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Budget Bashar
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Sherbet Pervert
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Hatch Act Hack
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Donnie Two Poops
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Sherbet Pervert
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Mango Zedong
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Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
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Marmalade Misogynist
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Happy Meal Hussein
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The Pedo in Chief
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Donald McWrongald
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Mr. Miracle Ear
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Bunker Boy
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Donald Duck-the-draft
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Orange Glazed Grifter
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Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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Carrot Caligula
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Mayor McTreason
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Winnie the Coup
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Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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Cheddar Insurrector
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Marmalade Misogynist
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Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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Circus Peanut President
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President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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Lil' Donny Moscow
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Covidiot in Chief
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