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@brian_gettler@mas.to
2024-03-26 14:36:50

I should've known about this already. I dig how the author's clearly having fun: the medieval ass "didn’t have a single or simple meaning: the ass was paradoxical. It was remarkable but unremarkable... It was profane and holy... Its potent sexual reputation... was simultaneously linked to sterility and, to this day, ‘ass’ and ‘arse’ remain culturally-connected homophones."
Kathryn Smithies, Introducing the Medieval Ass (2020)

For years, historians thought decimal points emerged when German mathematician Christopher Clavius began using them while writing about astronomy in 1593.
But new evidence suggests the decimal point may be 150 years older than previously thought:
A 15th-century Venetian merchant named Giovanni Bianchini appears to have used the mathematical symbol in documents that date to between 1441 and 1450, according to a paper published this month in the journal Historia Mathematica.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2024-04-29 11:31:55

Every once in a while, I have to go to my kitchen and tighten the knob on my Tofu press, like some kind of medieval torture device.
It makes me feel uncomfortable, and a little hungry.

@edintone@mastodon.green
2024-04-22 06:56:05

Stunned Couple Finds 14th-Century Medieval Gargoyle Hidden Behind Their Toilet goodnewsnetwork.org/stunned-co

@wvmierlo@zirk.us
2024-02-25 16:52:04

Medieval Manuscripts Take Center Stage in Innovative New Game - Medievalists.net
medievalists.net/2024/02/inkul
> Inkulinati, a turn-based strategy game, launches today. Gamers on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4 and 5, and Xbox Series X|S …

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2024-03-24 10:17:29

theguardian.com/education/2024

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2024-03-24 10:17:29

theguardian.com/education/2024

@JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2024-04-27 02:45:37

/A Critical Bibliography of Totally Blank Medieval Manuscript Books in Croatian Libraries/
#OddDissertationTopics #HashtagGames

@avstockhausen@fedihum.org
2024-02-13 14:00:15

Bookmarked: CATMuS/medieval · Datasets at Hugging Face #GT #HTR

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2024-03-29 10:16:37
Content warning:

On this #GoodFriday, let us celebrate with a #medieval fanny from #Milan 👌
#FannyFriday

Relief of a woman, fully dressed, who is lifting her skirt to, by the looks of it, shave off her pubic hair. She is a respectable woman wearing a headdress.
@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2024-03-14 01:24:20

Makes a lot of sense to me. Some sleep, then an hour or two awake (worrying that I should be asleep) followed by a period of better sleep isn't unusual.
bbc.com/future/article/2022010

@UP8@mastodon.social
2024-03-06 19:49:35

⛩️ The tools in a medieval Japanese healer’s toolkit: from fortunetelling and exorcism to herbal medicines
theconversation.com/the-tools-

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2024-03-23 01:51:49

Thrilled to see that all of John Pagonis’ hard work is getting more attention. He may be Guthrie’s busiest man between the haunted house, art gallery and renaissance fair. Great work!
#guthrie

Text Shot: Ahead of the 2024 Guthrie Rennaissance Fair organizer John Pagonis was imagining his own medieval village with plenty of death and violence for everyone.

“It keeps growing,” he says enthusiastically. “There’s going to be fighting everywhere!”
@pixelcode@social.tchncs.de
2024-04-10 12:24:09

The #MiddleAges were a dark time when people considered the Earth to be flat, when the church suppressed enlightenment and when science stagnated as a result of conflict with religious beliefs.
If that sounds similar to your own views of history, then you should probably urgently watch this video by

@kcarruthers@mastodon.social
2024-04-22 20:52:06

“In short, what got Johnson over the finish line was the possibility that Ukraine (and others) could end up being the equivalent of the Bible Belt in Europe” | @…

Medieval rabbit beheading a man
@dkomaran@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-07 17:01:55

truenorthbricks.com/2024/02/07

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2024-03-23 14:49:53

The handling/interrogation of the terrorists also tells us something about the condition and professionalism of Russian law enforcement, legal system etc. I have no sympathy or compassion whatsoever for those terrorists but alledgly ears were cut off...and forced to eat them...a bit medieval...
#moscow #russia

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2024-03-14 01:24:20

Makes a lot of sense to me. Some sleep, then an hour or two awake (worrying that I should be asleep) followed by a period of better sleep isn't unusual.
bbc.com/future/article/2022010

@JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2024-03-26 16:52:11

The YouTube video by Common Sense Skeptic about Starship test #3 has just been taken down for "copyright infringement".
Copyright is a medieval institution that exists only to ensure that the market of each immaterial piece of work -- book, music, movie, image -- is the monopoly of a single publisher, which usually had no role in creating that work.

@theDuesentrieb@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-15 14:54:40

Nachdem ich "Die letzten #Männer des Westens" gelesen hab, dachte ich, ich hätte einen groben Überblick über #Maskulinisten, #Incels,

Two decades before the war against Ukraine, a “special operation” was launched against #Russian #historical #memory,
aggressively reshaping the nation’s understanding of its history and identity.
The Kremlin’s

@david@boles.xyz
2024-03-22 12:47:42

Cats in Top Hats!
/
Invention of the top hat is often credited to John Hetherington, an English haberdasher, in 1797. The first silk top hat in England is credited to George Dunnage, a hatter from Middlesex, in 1793.
Fashion historians believe the top hat descended from earlier tall hats like the "sugar loaf hat" worn in medieval times and the capotain or Puritan hat from the late 16th century.
/

Cat in a Top Hat with a mustache.
Cat in a tall Top Hat with one yellow eye and one blue eye.
Cat in a Top Hat wearing white gloves.
Pouting Cat in a Top Hat!
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2024-02-12 17:11:58

"""
There's something infantile about these post-Dark Age rulers' relationship with Rome. They seem to have only the sketchiest idea of what the Roman Empire actually was, but a strong sense that it was enormous and official and that the route to looking like you're allowed to be in charge of stuff was via affecting to be extremely Roman.
It's a bit like some nursery-school children trying to dress up as astronauts. There's lots of glue and glitter but it's all a bit crumpled. The whole business of having crowns was borrowed from the later Roman emperors' habit of wearing diadems. The objects were then infused with some handy religious significance when the Eastern Romans invented coronations based on some biblical references to crowns and anointing. What looks to us like an archetypically medieval ceremony caught on across Europe because of its associations with the mystique of classical antiquity – this ancient pagan superpower that was also somehow where Christianity came from.
Then Charlemagne decided he was going to have a bit of that. He had the brilliant idea of announcing he was the Roman emperor — or as the office was later referred to with garish hyperbole "Holy Roman Emperor!" […] So, having put together an extremely large early medieval kingdom (albeit still much smaller than the Western half of the Roman Empire had once been), Charlemagne twigged that a key part of becoming an emperor was saying you were one.
There's a pleasing irony to this. The first actual Roman emperors […] always pretended not to be emperors. They still went along with the notion that Rome was a republic run by elected consuls, sometimes not troubling to become consuls themselves.
In fact, the term "emperor" started as a euphemism. Rome, having become a republic, loathed the notion of kings. "Emperor" derived from imperator, which means a "military commander" — they weren't horrible kings, just trusty commanders, in the same way that Stalin was just a nice reliable general secretary rather than anything showy or threatening like a president or tsar.
"""
(David Mitchell, Unruly)

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2024-04-04 11:21:21

We had a trip out to Hellens in Much Marcle yesterday. It has a fascinating history dating back to Harold Godwinson. While we were out we looked at St Mary's Kempley which has stunning medieval wall paintings and the rest, and Odda's Chapel, a Saxon survival.
englis…

An external view of medieval Hellens Manor showing a brick tower with stone long-and-short quoins and the outside of the hall. There is a super-cute little doorway across the corner where the hall and tower meet, with a tiled sloped roof, lanterns and a brick arch over it. The door is wooden and very old.
An external view of medieval Helens Manor showing a brick elevation with a tudor arched doorway and diamond-paned windows, remodelled in the C17th. The walls and doorways have creeper around them.
@DrYohanJohn@FediScience.org
2024-02-15 21:01:59

"Most carnivals (from the Roman Saturnalia to medieval masquerades to Burning Man) by no means imply a shift in the power structures that organize society; rather, they provide the very catharsis that allows those structures to survive."
So astute.
thebaffler.com/latest/bad-reli

@wyliesau@noauthority.social
2024-03-17 20:35:25

The funniest and most original video you will see today.
Not all kids are messed up.
I love it 🥰
x.com/thefigen_/status/1769413

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2024-02-12 20:35:25

"Were Putin serious that the past determines the present, he should say that the territories of that medieval Viking state, Kyivan Rus -- much of Ukraine, all of Belarus, some of northeastern Russia by today's boundaries -- should belong to Sweden, or Denmark, or Norway, or perhaps Finland. "
#MakeDenmarkGreatAgain
Brilliant piece as ever by

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-02-17 23:54:39

Via Julia Proofreader @ProofreadJulia
·
11h
Absolutely best #joke, amongst scores of other brilliant jokes, from #MiltonJones last night:
If you Google 'lost medieval servant boy', it comes up with 'this page cannot be found'.

@dkomaran@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-07 17:01:55

truenorthbricks.com/2024/02/07

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2024-02-08 02:15:03

This Medieval absurdist comedy is 100% up my alley.
SEIZE THEM! Trailer (2024) Aimee Lou Wood, Nicola Coughlan
#video

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2024-02-10 15:30:01

I somehow drifted on to this "medieval Ten Commandments of chivalry".
What a bunch of contradictions. 😵
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chival

Numbered paragraphs of black text on white background:

1. Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and thou shalt observe all its directions.

2. Thou shalt defend the Church.

3. Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.

4. Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born.

5. Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy.

6. Thou shalt make war against the infidel without cessation and without mercy.

7. Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy fe…
@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-08 16:21:22

Marge going medieval on everybody's ass:
Conspiracy theorists think 2024 solar eclipse is a 'sign from God'
thepinknews.com/2024/04/08/202

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2024-02-08 10:12:46

We are becoming increasingly late medieval in how we create 'new' laws for very specific cases. Proposing offences for particular professions isn't new, sumptuary laws date from the Romans at least and maintained class distinctions, who could wear which cloth, who could carry a sword in public; and the Guild laws protecting professions, Solicitors still have those protections.
But a specific law for shop workers against their being attacked? Offences already exist, enforcem…

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2024-03-05 01:03:34

A Medieval Islamic #Astrolabe with Hebrew Inscriptions in Verona: brill.com/view/journals/nun/39 -> This rare 11th century Islamic astrolabe is one of the oldest yet discovered / 1,000-Year-Old Astrolabe Illuminates Scientific Exchange Between Muslims, Jews, And Christians: arstechnica.com/science/2024/0 / iflscience.com/1000-year-old-a

@soc_i_ety@mstdn.ca
2024-03-07 02:31:09

"From the pharaohs of ancient Egypt to the self-regarding thugs of ancient Rome to the glorified warlords of medieval and absolutist Europe, in nearly every urbanized society throughout human history, there have been people who have tried to constitute themselves as an aristocracy. These people and their allies are the conservatives."
And now the new fascists...
:mastodon:

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2024-04-04 13:47:29

St Mary's Kempley
english-heritage.org.uk/visit/
Has the oldest timber roof of any building in England and incredible medieval wall paintings.

St Mary's Church Kempley. Medieval wall painting depicting of the Apostles.
St Mary's Church, Kempley. A view from the chancel towards the nave, showing the Norman chancel arch decorated with patterns.
St Mary's Church, Kempley. Another view of the medieval wall painting of the Apostles, including the window previously described.
@DrYohanJohn@FediScience.org
2024-02-15 21:01:59

"Most carnivals (from the Roman Saturnalia to medieval masquerades to Burning Man) by no means imply a shift in the power structures that organize society; rather, they provide the very catharsis that allows those structures to survive."
So astute.
thebaffler.com/latest/bad-reli

@vform@openbiblio.social
2024-03-08 22:55:30

«Smells Like Teen Spirit» in klassischem Latein | digithek blog
blog.digithek.ch/smells-like-t
... und die Kommentare :D

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2024-02-12 20:35:25

"Were Putin serious that the past determines the present, he should say that the territories of that medieval Viking state, Kyivan Rus -- much of Ukraine, all of Belarus, some of northeastern Russia by today's boundaries -- should belong to Sweden, or Denmark, or Norway, or perhaps Finland. "
#MakeDenmarkGreatAgain
Brilliant piece as ever by

@StephenRees@mas.to
2024-04-09 20:59:57

Google Lens is usually pretty good at finding what is in the picture - but this one stumped it. It is in the Orpheum Theatre in #Vancouver and probably has some civic significance. Or maybe it's just a fanciful decoration.
Anyone?

A plaque in the bar of the Orphuem. At the centre is a brass bas-relief of a medieval sailing ship
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2024-04-01 16:18:05

Today we have mostly been watching medieval knights in shining armour on horseback trying to stab each other in the face with great big lances. Happens every day, right?
France vs Italy vs UK at the Royal Armouries jousting yard in Leeds.
#Jousting #RoyalArmouries #Leeds

@nemobis@mamot.fr
2024-04-03 17:19:08

#SimonBoccanegra at the #ooppera was interesting. A tricky one.
oopperabaletti.fi/en/repertoir

@nuthatch@infosec.exchange
2024-02-01 16:00:20
Content warning: Spoiler for Shogun if you know nothing about Japanese history at all

If you know Shogun is based (very loosely!) on an Englishman who had landed in medieval Japan and, more important, Toranaga is based on Tokugawa Ieyasu, then you know how things are going to play out from the very first.
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@freegames@mastodon.pnpde.social
2024-04-04 20:00:04

Chivalry 2
Chivalry 2 is a multiplayer first person slasher inspired by epic medieval movie battles. Players are thrust into the action of every iconic moment of the era - from clashing swords, to storms of flaming arrows, to sprawling castle sieges and more.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2024-04-11 01:40:29
Content warning:

I know I have some erotic models among my mutuals, so: would any of you be interested in posing as the Norse goddess Freyja in a photo for a semi-public post (pay-walled but anyone can sign up) to illustrate one of my stories?
Ideally, you have some feathery accessory to invoke her falcon cloak, i.e. a feather mask.
It is a sapphic story, so a second femme person would be cool if I can afford it.
DM me here or e-mail me at commission@eroticmythology.com 💖

Wanted!
Femme erotic model to pose as the Norse goddess Freyja for a photo
Trans models welcome!
Photo will be used to illustrate a pay-walled sapphic story
Feather accessories would be neat (mask, boa, head piece, coat...)
Second femme model would be neat but not a must
Neutral background
Medieval(ish) clothes or nude
Contact me via DM or commission@eroticmythology.com
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2024-04-04 13:43:32

St Mary's Kempley
english-heritage.org.uk/visit/
Has the oldest timber roof of any building in England and incredible medieval wall paintings.

St Mary's Kempley. C14th porch abutting Norman arch. The porch has one pink wall.
The gloriously pink rear face of St Mary's Kempley.
A stunning medieval wall painting around a Norman window. The window is recessed with a splayed frame and ledge. The underside of the arch is decorated with a red and white chequerboard pattern, and above the arch there is a scene of rooftops. The window itself is a slim arched depiction of (probably) St George.
St Mary's Church Kempley. The medieval wall painting shows a full length depiction of a cleric.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2024-02-10 15:30:01

I somehow drifted on to this "medieval Ten Commandments of chivalry".
What a bunch of contradictions. 😵
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chival

Numbered paragraphs of black text on white background:

1. Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and thou shalt observe all its directions.

2. Thou shalt defend the Church.

3. Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.

4. Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born.

5. Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy.

6. Thou shalt make war against the infidel without cessation and without mercy.

7. Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy fe…
@compfu@mograph.social
2024-04-02 13:09:34

Is there an archive or a #retro documentary about 3D art from the early 2000s? There were a lot of medieval fantasy landscapes, possibly rendered in #vue or #bryce. Before ambient occlusion and HDR lighting. Singl…

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2024-02-02 18:35:00

I suppose the ability to prescribe and give consultations being widened for pharmacists is a Good Thing as it did so well in Medieval Europe.
#ProgressIsWhatsBehindYou

@freegames@mastodon.pnpde.social
2024-04-04 19:00:04

Chivalry 2
Chivalry 2 is a multiplayer first person slasher inspired by epic medieval movie battles. Players are thrust into the action of every iconic moment of the era - from clashing swords, to storms of flaming arrows, to sprawling castle sieges and more.

@freegames@mastodon.pnpde.social
2024-04-04 20:00:04

Chivalry 2
Chivalry 2 is a multiplayer first person slasher inspired by epic medieval movie battles. Players are thrust into the action of every iconic moment of the era - from clashing swords, to storms of flaming arrows, to sprawling castle sieges and more.

@freegames@mastodon.pnpde.social
2024-04-04 19:00:04

Chivalry 2
Chivalry 2 is a multiplayer first person slasher inspired by epic medieval movie battles. Players are thrust into the action of every iconic moment of the era - from clashing swords, to storms of flaming arrows, to sprawling castle sieges and more.