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THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
...and other hilariously contradictory & moronic moments between MAGA media & the great Rignoramous himself, Fat Nixon.
#humor #jimmykimmel #comedy

Tina Peters. Remember that name.
She & her privilege as a Colorado election recorder broke into election voting machines to modify records, defiantly claiming MAGA 'stop the steal' righteousness to the presiding judge... then refused to take responsibility for her corrupt acts as a clerk
AND GOT 9 YEARS IN PRISON.
"Trump Co-Conspirator CRIES As Judge Gives Her BRUTAL Sentence"

Remember "Still Alive" & the pursuit of cake? Let's all revisit the glory that was the music of Portal. 😁
"Portal Gave Us The 2 GREATEST Video Game Songs Of ALL TIME" - Charles Cornell
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YGb04ayqNhY&si=…

"Microsoft and its collaborators on the Azure Quantum project have been consistently breaking new ground with quantum computing research projects, most recently by quadrupling the number of logical qubits they are able to create."
Microsoft Azure Quantum: Accelerating Discovery In The Quantum Age - Forbes

Microsoft Azure Quantum: Accelerating Discovery In The Quantum Age
Microsoft and its Azure Quantum collaborators keep breaking new ground on research projects that advance different critical aspects of quantum computing.

Microsoft's Azure Quantum platform for QCaaS already supports 5 different Quantum Computing providers, not incl. Microsoft's own offerings:
✅ Quantinuum
✅ IonQ
✅ Rigetti
✅ Pasqal
✅ Atom Computing (NEW)
"Microsoft announces the best performing logical qubits on record and will provide priority access to reliable quantum hardware in Azure Quantum"

Microsoft announces the best performing logical qubits on record and will provide priority access to reliable quantum hardware in Azure Quantum - The Official Microsoft Blog
At Microsoft, we’re ushering in a new era of computing on the path to unlocking scientific advantage and tackling some of the world’s most pressing challenges. This is why we’re building Azure Quantum — to create the first platform for reliable quantum computing and achieve the vision of quantum at scale. In April, we announced...

"Technology is, and must always remain, in service to humanity." Inspiring words from Mustafa Suleyman our CEO of Microsoft AI .
Here's 4 different video demonstrations of Microsoft's new Copilot:
An AI companion for everyone - Microsoft
https://blogs.micro…

An AI companion for everyone - The Official Microsoft Blog
We’re living through a technological paradigm shift. In a few short years, our computers have learned to speak our languages, see what we see and hear what we hear. Yet technology for its own sake counts for nothing. What matters is how it feels to people and what impact it has on societies. It’s about...

Getting an education shouldn't crush young citizens with debt right before they hit the workforce. Economists have shown repeatedly that the economic benefit of removing student debt FAR outweighs the "income tax" losses.
WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR CONSERVATIVES TO UNDERSTAND?
...or do you think they simply fear an educated citizenry?
Biden's student loan forgiveness plan can take effect after judge lets restraining order expire - NBC News

California has the 5th largest economy in the world, bigger than India & just under Japan.
Now, Governor Newsom signed a law permitting Marijuana dispensaries to serve food & drink... so next year, come visit CA's Cannibus Cafes!
In other news, they just released 165pg of incriminating testimony & evidence.
HOW IS THIS ELECTION EVEN CLOSE?
"Trump's MELTDOWN Over New Election Fraud Evidence, Melania's Abortion Stance" - Jimmy Kimmel L…

Wonderful bloopers from Curb Your Enthusiasm, VEEP, How I Met Your Mother, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, Seinfeld...
"Funniest TV Show Bloopers Compilation"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DYWDYcgnGK8&si=gAi52uF…

Which of these are true? 😁
1️⃣ Chris Hemsworth's first job was cleaning human breast pumps.
2️⃣ Jimmy Fallon was once saved from wild coyotes by Dolph Lundgren.
3️⃣ Kumail Nanjiani tried to murder someone in Singapore.
Find out on:
✅ "True Confessions with Chris Hemsworth and Kumail Nanjiani" - Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon