@azonenberg@ioc.exchange2026-09-09 04:22:08
I really need to build a "timing checker" filter for ngscopeclient that given a signal, optional clock, and some setup, hold, minimum pulse width, etc. constraints can verify that they're being met, or point out where a violation took place
@enriquericos@mastoart.social2026-08-12 21:24:25
ECLIPSE FAIL
Looking at my timeline I see "positive publication bias": judging by the photos, one would think that everybody has seen the eclipse, but that's because only people who saw it have pictures to upload.
But don't fret, because it is I the one who will fight this bias, one failure at a time, by sharing that I climbed onto my roof, put my eclipse glasses on... only for the sun to hide behind that building one minute before the ring was formed.
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#eclipse
@catsalad@infosec.exchange2026-07-30 02:06:43
Mine would be:
I still like cats, I'm really not an evil AI out to get you, and I guess I'm a furry now. 
@luana@wetdry.world2026-07-21 19:00:34
There doesn't seem to be any extra minigames mods for Wii Fit U, not even porting the missing minigames from Wii Fit Plus 
@castarco@hachyderm.io2026-07-19 19:08:35
@tomkalei@machteburch.social2026-07-16 08:01:44
There are some rumors on the web that coding agents scraped the website of the #ICM to find the Fields Medallist's names, which of course were already in the source code.
This reminded my of 12 years ago when I accidentally ran into a live version of the celebratory videos that were put up openly on the Internet for a couple of minutes. I managed to screenshot 3 out of 4 and posted them on Google and then one senior and famous mathematician got very angry at me.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange2026-09-29 01:03:47
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