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@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-23 15:48:40

From Pig Tales by Marie Darrieussecq

There was no longer anything to keep me in the city, among people. If I hadn't been so heavy, I could have flown away like the birds. But my rump, my breasts, all that flesh went with me everywhere. Not only did my spine ache, my chest hurt, too. I didn't want to lift up my dress to check on my spots, and my new breast pulled painfully beneath the skin, the way they do at puberty. I bent forward, and all that suffering disappeared. My dress stuck out stiffly around me, smelling richly of fresh…
I was convinced that my entire body was affected by some kind of freakish retention of blood. My complexion was turning ruddy, and the customers gradually fell into barnyard ways with me. Too engrossed in themselves and their pleasure, they never noticed a thing, but their new inclinations turned the massage table into a sort of haystack out in a field. Some of the clients began to bray, others grunted like pigs, and little by little, most of them wound up on all fours. I told myself that i…
@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-12-22 20:11:13

after I type "This is my hole", android gboard sometimes suggests heart emojis.
I was making a note to myself in Google Keep about Amigara Fault, and got sidetracked by the heart suggestion. it's inconsistent. it behaves differently at different times in different blank notes. usually it suggests the hole emoji, but...

A composite of several screenshots. The first one shows the text "This is my hole" with keyboard auto-complete suggestions beneath. The text suggestions are "number" and "in". The emoji suggestions are the hole emoji and the golf emoji. The second screenshot is the same, except the hole emoji is replaced with the red heart emoji. Below are snippets showing different varieties of heart emoji suggestions: growing heart, two hearts, revolving hearts. This particular sequence of heart emoj…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 16:10:01

If it’s not already clear, I’m #ActuallyAutistic and proudly trans, who uses they/them pronouns and identifies as Non-Binary/Gender-Fluid, and bisexual.
I get really scared around other trans people because I worry I might accidentally say something transphobic or homophobic, and I deeply believe, with all my heart, that trans people deserve to live.
:transgender_flag:

A gender-fluid person stands in a softly lit hallway holding two pride flags, one gender-fluid and one bisexual. They are wearing a green cap and a black dress. Framed art and a potted plant are visible in the background, adding a cozy and calm atmosphere.
A person with a light beard and long hair pulled back is taking a selfie indoors. They are wearing over ear headphones, a brown cap, layered necklaces, a patterned hoodie, and a backpack. Their T shirt features a graphic portrait and a necklace with the peace symbol. The background is a plain light wall.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-11-23 17:21:14

So I figured with Microsoft End Of Lifing Windows 10 meant I wouldn’t have to put up with their bullshit “ha ha we rebooted your computer overnight” bullshit.
Me coming into my office yesterday morning:

Cover of Cynthia Heimel’s book “if you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?” Illustration is of a light skinned, dark haired woman, talking into a telephone drawn in the style of a Sunday comic strip
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 05:37:32

My package arrived!

Photo of a fluffy mostly white and some black cat sleeping in a square shape in a square box inside a larger box. I think the kitty's head is at the bottom left, but its hard to be sure with cats. It looks more like packaged floof than anything else.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-23 04:46:06

Former DC Police officer Michael Fanone and MAGA Ivan Raiklin got into a heated argument at the Jack Smith hearing. Fanone can be heard saying, “you threatened to rape my children. You sick b*stard.” (courtesy of Allie Phillips)

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 20:03:07

So, it's really going to happen. My next book to be published by Wiley is slated for release in April.
I have analyzed some high-profile cyber incidents and mapped them to the outcomes in the NIST 2.0 Framework.
The goal is to give real-world relevance to what can sometimes be dry but absolutely necessary cybersecurity fundamentals that all defenders should take to heart.
Even more exciting is that Wiley will be offering corporate and government purchasers some intere…

An image of the cover of my upcoming book, The NIST 2.0 Cybersecurity Framework: Practical Risk Management Using Real-World Incidents.
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-22 17:28:23

My nec
My bac
My prevent heart attac

3-2-1 analgesic: 3x ibuprofen 200mg, 2x acetaminophen 250mg, 1x aspirin 81mg
@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-22 17:47:55

I don't do many preorders of anything, but I love the hell out of shooting games of all kinds- sometimes I gotta jump. Dezatopia came out in 2020 and I've had it on both my Switch and Steam wishlists digitally since then, it's supposed to be great. It's actually the very FIRST thing on my Switch wishlist from all those years ago! So when I heard it was coming out physical with Mecharitz, it was a no brainer. Sure, it took a long time to get here (I preordered in July and just…

Dezatopia and Mecharitz games for Switch - cases, book, poster
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 20:06:07

My absolute favorite flags!
:bisexual_pride: 🏳️‍⚧️ :genderfluid_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :heart_trans: 🏳️‍🌈