Tootfinder

Don't Cry for Me Argentina
It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love after all goals scored
You won't believe me, all you will see is a Messi you once knew
Although he dressed up to the nines
He failed to score a goal for you
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life a scorer

I just had a weird and wild dream:
A jerk installed OpenBSD over the existing system on my laptop, telling me how it would be so great, completely dismissing the huge loss of data he caused.
I held him, asked people for help and to call the police, and some people did help to keep him, but no police ever showed up, and I waited for a long, long while.
He stuttered some non-sense, asked whether I had set up five nines.
At somepoint, I finally woke up.
Woah, what a …

GitHub is sinking
GitHub is racing towards the mythical zero nines of uptime. Users are starting to notice that GitHub is now a Microsoft product. Eww!
– by @…
🧑‍💻 https://dbushell.com/2026/04/…

GitHub is sinking
The one where I suggest finding the nearest lifeboat