@servelan@newsie.social2025-06-26 03:07:13
Bezos Seeks More Blue Origin Govt Contracts From Trump | Thomson/Reuters
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/blue-origin-jeff-bezos-donald-trump/2025/06/25/id/1216504/
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca2025-05-24 16:24:24
My neighbour dropped by to kill some time. As we are chatting in the garage, two other groups, 5 people in total, arrive and start looking over items. My neighbour suddenly raises his voice and says, "So... it was a messy divorce?"
#YardSaleHumour
@aardrian@toot.cafe2025-07-22 17:24:04
Neighbor: “You know, your house number is really hard to read.”
Me: “I know.”
Neighbor: “But then people can’t find it easily.”
Me: “Right. It’s hiding.”
Neighbor: “But people can just use Google Maps. It’s not hard.”
Me: “Ghosts can’t use Google Maps.”
Neighbor: “…What?”
Ne: “They can’t”
@zachleat@zachleat.com2025-07-25 19:48:14
@… @… turtleneck versus the hareneck aka neckbeard
@nerb@techhub.social2025-05-25 21:27:57
Went over to the neighbors this morning for coffee on the porch. A little gathering of neighbors they host once in awhile.
Noticed his wife was not remembering well, we attributed it to the fact we are all getting a bit on the old side.
I gave her a bar of soap I made and explained it was chocolate soap. Made with cocoa butter, cherry kernel, almond and avocado oils and colored with cocoa powder and smelled and looked like a chunk of chocolate. Explained she should test it on her…
@brian_gettler@mas.to2025-05-26 12:34:09
Remember - if your kids go to school, a school that provides free busing to everyone who lives more than a KM away, that's in a quiet neighborhood perfect for walking and cycling, and that's in one of the largest cities on the continent (a city that has a generally functional transit system), you have NO CHOICE but to drive them to school every day.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-05-24 18:45:59
We're spending a week staying at a little cottage in the countryside outside Penrith near the Lake District. It's lovely and peaceful here although the neighbours are very nosy!
@servelan@newsie.social2025-06-26 03:14:09
Harvard Scientist Accused of Smuggling Frog Embryos Indicted on New Charges | Thomson/Reuters
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/harvard-scientist-kseniia-petrova/2025/06/25/id/1216499/
@servelan@newsie.social2025-06-26 03:06:22
US Treasury's Bessent Extends Measures to Avoid Debt Ceiling Breach | Thomson/Reuters
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/us-treasury-bessent-debt-ceiling/2025/06/25/id/1216502/
@servelan@newsie.social2025-06-23 15:56:39
Kentucky Clerk Still Fighting Same-Sex Marriage Ruling | Associated Press
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/kim-davis-clerk-same-sex/2025/06/23/id/1216065/