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@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-02-20 12:46:00

This is "interesting" - In a civil trial in which Elon M. is the defendant they are having difficulty finding enough unbiased jurors to empanel a jury:
Well, that's one way to evade liability: become so hated that there aren't enough people who don't hate your guts to form a jury.
"Musk’s Twitter Trial Gets Jurors Who Can Set Aside Feelings"

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-01-21 10:59:44

Nothing unusual to see here. Just the Canadian armed forces training for to meet the greatest military threat they currently face … [checks notes] … an invasion by the US.

Justin Massie writes on Twitter: “military planners are modelling a U.S. invasion from the south, expecting American forces to overcome Canada’s strategic positions on land and at sea within a week and possibly as quickly as two days.

Canada does not have the number of military personnel or the sophisticated equipment needed to fend off a conventional American attack, they said. So, the military envisions unconventional warfare in which small groups of irregular military or armed civilians wou…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-19 19:13:14

Gotta cry fast

Blue / blue-teal knockoff brand shirt with a combo Sonic the Hedgehog and Totoro figure that has a Sonic face. Written on the shirt is the word 'CRYING' in red letters. It's good to show others what your hobbies are 😭
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-21 06:48:48

Dozens of jurors dismissed from Elon Musk Twitter takeover trial after his own lawyer admits so many ‘hate him’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/world/a

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-20 00:31:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
THEATRE:
🎵 The Fall
#THEATRE
mercurygray.bandcamp.com/track

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-20 14:40:51

i've almost entirely given up on #baseball because of the many stupid rules changes, but howie rose is what kept me coming back. i've often said that i don't actually follow baseball or even the #mets; i listen to howie rose talk about baseball & the mets. what a radio hero.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-20 19:16:09

The worst part about this story is that I know who McRib Hard Seltzer is (from my time on twitter) nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/02/19

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-20 22:18:16

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/

Two images: the first, a glass stein full of beer, and the second, two police officers gathering empty beer steins.

Caption: “Germans bought an entire town's beer supply before a white supremacist music festival”
The hundreds of neo-Nazis who flocked to the "Shield and Sword Festival" in Ostritz found themselves uncomfortably dry when a court imposed a liquor ban. The ban's aim was to prevent any violence that might erupt, and the police confiscated more than a thousand gallons of alcohol from those attending the weekend-long event. They even posted pictures on Twitter of the alcohol they'd removed from participants.

But that's only half the story.

Residents of the town of Ostritz, who've had to deal …
@jacobgudiol@mastodonsweden.se
2026-02-16 10:37:07

Ny artikel av mig på Tyngre där jag går igenom forskningen som har tittat på hur antalet måltider påverkar hälsan.
Jag tittar både på studier där man har kontrollerat så att folk äter precis samma mat fast vid olika många tillfällen och studier där man mer har undersökt vad som händer om man ger folk rådet att äta fler eller färre måltider varje dag.
Tre eller sex måltider per dag – vad är bäst för kroppen?

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-17 01:30:50

Peru’s voters cast ballots for their ninth president in ten years on Sunday; and now with their next president, after this one, they can look forward to getting a free medium latte.
See news like this in This Week This Week tonight in LA.
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