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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-22 22:16:30

It's so funny when friends from Before Times visit and tell stories, and my kids are like, "wait... our parents did THAT? OUR PARENTS? and they threw PARTIES??"
#parenting

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-10-20 02:42:44

Parenting With Ngala
All parents want to do their best, but there's so much contradictory, confusing and complicated info it's hard to know what best even means...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/parent

Parenting With Ngala
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@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-10-15 11:16:44

Pop Culture Parenting
This podcast is about finding the sweetspot between the textbooks and real life when it comes to parenting...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/pop-cu

Pop Culture Parenting
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@threeofus@mstdn.social
2025-12-18 10:34:50

Jeez one year olds are a timesuck. I barely have time to do anything beyond feeding her, wiping her ass, getting her off to sleep, getting her up, changing her clothes, and generally stopping her from mortally wounding herself.
#parenting

@eichkat3r@hessen.social
2025-10-06 14:26:36

ab wie viel jahren sollte man anfangen sein kind zu siezen
#parenting

With the tax-free money in a health savings account, a person can pay for eyeglasses or medical exams, as well as a $1,700 baby bassinet or a $300 online parenting workshop.
Those same dollars can’t be used, though, to pay for insurance premiums — or for most health related necessities such as baby formulas or toothbrushes
HSAs are tax shelters for the rich, masquerading as healthcare insurance.
Donald Trump and some Republicans are pitching the accounts as an alternative to …

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-12 02:17:43

"Listen, you won’t find this conversation in any parenting book. Debt is social control."
How to Tell Your Kids the Government Is Turning Their Generation Into Economic Slaves
drstaceypatton1865.substack.co

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-10-07 20:03:06

Worst part of parenting lately: getting sick from your kid who then bounces back and turns into her usual ball of energy while you're flopped out on the couch resting.
Or trying to rest, because she's demanding to play every 5 seconds.

@socallinuxexpo@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-12 17:00:05

🧑‍💻 Southern California Linux Expo wants to hear from you. Literally, we want you to speak. Kernel hacking, AI modeling, gov transparency, parenting with parental control routers—if it’s open, it’s in. Submit a talk to SCaLE 23x!
socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x/c

@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.org
2025-09-28 11:40:04

There's something magical when your kid falls asleep in your arms. Even more so the older it becomes.
#parenting #wholesome #PapaSein

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-12-08 19:36:17

Are you even parenting if your kid hasn't asked you loudly what domestic violence is in the bus?!?

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-07 00:45:47

me: "are you still hungry?"
me: [accusingly] "or did you fill up on cookies?"
13yo: [offended] "no! I didn't fill up on cookies!"
13yo: "it was brownies."
#parenting

@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2025-10-05 20:52:35

Watched #AvatarTheWayOfWater for the first time. Impressive visuals, loved some of the shots, would love to see it again on the big screen.
Story-wise, I kept waiting for there to be a moment where the father realizes that his toxic drill Sargent parenting style might not be ideal, but… that never really happened? Or happened so quickly that I missed it in the last few minute…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-04 19:47:59

they understand the power of flattery
#parenting

from a chat log - "Dearest and most illustrious father — beacon of patience, master of wisdom, vanquisher of broken appliances, and undisputed champion of perfectly timed dad humor — your brilliance illuminates even the dimmest Monday. And so, in honor of your greatness, generosity, and the eternal bond between family and flavor… might we get ramen for dinner tonight? "
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-28 08:24:05

Meerilinga - Positive Childhoods And Parenting
We equip parents with strategies and techniques on how to create positive childhoods...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/meeril

Meerilinga - Positive Childhoods And Parenting
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-12 01:09:38
Content warning: parenting realities

Little kids are gross (poop and snot and vomit and food smeared everywhere..), but then for a brief period they become not-gross... then they become teenagers and they become gross again ("hey dad, look at how much pus came out of this pimple I just popped!") 😩

@threeofus@mstdn.social
2025-11-02 10:07:42

I received a psychologist report regarding my ongoing battle for shared parenting of my kids. It didn’t paint me in a very positive light. It attacked my intelligence and my life choices. I find it hard to determine how much of it is fair criticism. Obviously I haven’t led the perfect life, but the report feels biased and unfair.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-02 01:02:19

A: "[The 8yo] was telling me all the things she knows about hackers.."
me: "Mm-hmm"
A: "She told me how you can send a super long password to overflow a buffer"
me: "Oh yeah."
A: "Why does our 8 YEAR OLD know how to write exploits??"
me: "It, uh, came up at bedtime one night.."
#parenting