@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-06-17 21:55:07
Overhearing my kids tell the babysitter, "You're the coolest adult in this house. But the bar is pretty low." #parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-06-17 21:55:07
@n8foo@macaw.social2025-05-11 22:29:15
Keep your kids out of the basement with this ONE WEIRD TRICK #parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-06-11 22:11:19
Me: "Would you like something healthy to go with those awful nitrate-ful hot dogs? Maybe an apple?"
Her: "Butt cancer!"
Me: "🎶butttttttttt cancerrrrrrrr 🎶"
13yo: "can you both please SHUT UP and let me eat???"
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-06-07 14:01:26
Me: [picks up dropped metal water bottle]
Me: "it's wild how much abuse these things can take, and they just keep going! "
13yo: "are you talking about me?"
Me: "yes."
13yo: "good, I finally get some recognition for my suffering."
#parenting 🙄
@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place2025-05-31 16:04:35
My children’s initials are E and Z so I’m always parenting in E-Z-mode. 🤝🏻