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@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 15:33:47

learn 👇

Few can write as well as Peters; he is a master of the form.

Writing utensils Mark Peters has used:

1.2x4

2. bag of popcorn

3. bamboo cane

4. barbed wire

5. barbed wire-covered baseball bat

6. basketball

7. bed of nails

8. broken bottle

9. broom

10. bucket, 20 gallon

11. cardboard box

12. cardboard roll

13. candelabra (almost)

14. ceiling tiles

15. chainsaw

16. coffee, hot

17. cookie sheet

18. crutch

19. curtains

20. dumpster

21. exploding barbed wire plywood sheet

22. fi…
1985 - Mark Peters battles a vicious army of gigantic bugs.

1986 - Mark Peters finds a suitcase of drug money and goes on a spending spree.

1987 - Mark Peters peddles other people's experiences.

1988 - Mark Peters has an affair with a mysterious younger woman.

1989- Mark Peters and his warriors battle an evil dictator.

1990 - Mark Peters takes refuge on a movie set as a stuntman.

1991 - Mark Peters and a talking dinosaur solve a murder case.

1992 - Mark Peters hires a sleazy private eye …
Some of Mark Peters' nicknames:

The Father of Frozen Foods

The Father of Rock n' Roll

The Father of Science Fiction

America's Sweetie

King of the Cowboys

The Oomph Boy

The Peekaboo Boy

The Guy With The Hatchet

The Guy With The Golden Curls

Lucky

Hoagy

Buddy

Bill

Vampira

The Stalker

Gluey

Zsa Zsa

Woody

Poppy

Irondick

Dippy Dawg

Happy Rabbit
Mark Peters is better than other men because..

1. Mark Peters is happy to snuggle all night long.

2. Mark Peters rarely has prickly whiskers.

3. Mark Peters always keeps your secrets.

4. You can always buy a bigger Mark Peters.

5. Mark Peters never bores you to death with details of the games.

6. Mark Peters can hug for long periods of time.

7. Mark Peters usually smells nice and is always soft and cuddly.

8. Mark Peters hardly ever smokes and rarely even smells from tobacco.

9. Mark P…
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-07-30 20:35:52

High Noon Announces Recall of its Vodka Seltzer Beach Pack (12 Pack) Due to Inclusion of CELSIUS® ASTRO VIBE ™ Energy Drink Cans that were Inadvertently Filled with Vodka Seltzer (US Food and Drug Administration)
fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-
memeorandum.com/250730/p109#a2

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 15:08:43

Events: Launching Bike Walk and Bus PAC
#WashingtonDC

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-29 15:05:34

OpenAI is expanding its consulting-like service to refine its models and build bespoke apps for large enterprise and government clients spending at least $10M (The Information)
theinformation.com/articles/op

@david_colquhoun@mstdn.social
2025-07-01 11:50:00

"Springer Nature book on machine learning is full of made-up citations" The book," Mastering Machine Learning: From Basics to Advanced", costs $169.
Yet more reason to be skeptical about #AI salespeople.

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-30 17:32:31

Black-crowned night heron. LA Arboretum, Arcadia, California, USA. July, 2025. #laarboretum #heron #nightheron

Black-crowned Night Heron, with slender legs, a white chest and belly, blue feathers on its back and head, standing on a rock, with green foliage in the background.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-01 11:49:24

University (San Francisco) boys basketball wins Section 7 MiCamp Solutions bracket title sportingnews.com/us/high-schoo

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31 22:00:01

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band
together for fun and profit. They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a
tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street? Because there's a Bozo
on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros, meaning others.
They're the huge, fat, middle waist. The archetype is an Irish drunk
clown with red hair and nose, and pale skin. Fields, William Bendix.
Everybody tends to drift towar…

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 17:30:56

Peacock trying to impress a Peahen. LA Arboretum, Arcadia, California, USA. June, 2025. #laarboretum #bird #birds

A peacock, facing the camera, is displaying for a peahen, who has her back turned on the peacock, and is walking away.  She appears to be looking for insects in the grass.  The peacock's body is a brilliant iridescent blue, while its tail feathers, which are spread to completely fill the camera field of view, are bright iridescent blue and green.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 12:30:24

choose your fighter

weird fuzzy white alien head with alien mane

I think that head is carved wood, like a mask

gnome

might be an imp, or someone wearing the devilish hood cause they wanna be an imp

one eyed wolf

big ears, grayish skin, weirdly menacing despite looking childish in the big hat

lil guy big orange mane