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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 17:35:44

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@rmdes@mstdn.social
2025-07-14 22:03:44

Abusos físicos e sexuais de crianças: vítimas da seita OKC ainda procuram justiça
publico.pt/2025/07/13/sociedad

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 16:00:31

Ooooooh, que peeeeenaaaa...
masto.pt/@tugatech/11502780556

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-15 12:31:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Stereolab:
🎵 If You Remember I Forgot How to Dream, Pt. 1
#Stereolab
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 17:25:40

Quem mais começou imediatamente a ouvir dentro da cabeça a banda sonora do filme?
masto.pt/@Isabel626/1148579535

@rmdes@mstdn.social
2025-07-15 11:30:58

Abusos físicos e sexuais de crianças: vítimas da seita OKC ainda procuram justiça
publico.pt/2025/07/13/sociedad

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 13:30:18

Quantos alqueires de terra o gajo arou?
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146874674607

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 12:19:25

Sim, sim. Especialmente o Grok.
masto.pt/@tugatech/11485149842

@arXiv_condmatmeshall_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-15 09:02:12

Periodic transitions of topological charge in skyrmions confined within FeGe and Co/Pt nanodisks
R. L. Silva, R. C. Silva
arxiv.org/abs/2508.10607

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 23:12:34

It's not over. Join the fight this Monday, June 16th @ 5PM PT.

✅ No Kings: What's Next in the Fight? (Attendee Debrief Call)
mobilize.us/nokings/event/7987

@arXiv_hepph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-15 08:36:02

A Prediction for Maximum Supercooling in SU(N) Confinement Transition
Prateek Agrawal, Gaurang Ramakant Kane, Vazha Loladze, John March-Russell
arxiv.org/abs/2508.10091

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-08-15 00:58:04

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 13:33:47

E lš vem mais merdificação no youtube (para quem não aplica contramedidas)
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-15 15:52:41

Meh.
Por um lado, finalmente tenho em quem votar.
Pelo outro, preferia muitíssimo votar numa candidatura mais abrangente do que isto.
Ainda vão a tempo. Arranjem-na (se bem que com meio PS a apoiar o zero Š esquerda -- pun intended -- do Seguro percebo que seja difícil).
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@arXiv_physicsplasmph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-14 08:49:31

Edge Radial Electric Field in Positive and Negative Triangularity Plasmas in the TCV Tokamak
S. Rien\"acker, P. Hennequin, L. Vermare, C. Honor\'e, R. Bouffet-Klein, S. Coda, B. Labit, B. Vincent, K. E. Thome, O. Krutkin, A. Balestri, Y. Nakeva, the TCV team
arxiv.org/abs/2507.08682

@arXiv_mathAG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-12 10:17:03

Remarks on GW/PT under del Pezzo transitions
Shuang-Yen Lee, Chin-Lung Wang, Sz-Sheng Wang
arxiv.org/abs/2508.07715 arxiv.org/pdf/2508.0771…

@arXiv_quantph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-06 09:40:20

Quantum Dynamics and Information Measures in PT and Anti-PT-Symmetric Systems
Amir Ahmadi, Roozbeh H. Asgari, Javad T. Firouzjaee
arxiv.org/abs/2508.03169

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 18:12:33

If I wasn't already thinking of ditching #Windows for #Linux with the end of support for Win10, this would have decided me.
Bugs nobody can track because nobody can understand whatever the IA comes up with? On an operating system?
Hell no!

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-16 00:43:49

Trailer: Every rep matters raiders.com/video/trailer-ever

@arXiv_condmatmeshall_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-14 09:28:42

Validity of perturbation theory in calculations of magnetocrystalline anisotropy in Co-based layered systems
M. Cinal
arxiv.org/abs/2507.08233

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-15 00:58:02

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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-15 15:31:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PacificNotions
Max Richter:
🎵 Dream 11 / Moth-Like Stars (Pt. 2)
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@arXiv_physicssocph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-14 08:19:32

Access graph: a novel graph representation of public transport networks for accessibility analysis
Tina \v{S}filigoj, Aljo\v{s}a Peperko, Oded Cats
arxiv.org/abs/2507.08361

@mia@hcommons.social
2025-07-04 14:07:24

I have an extra day in Lisbon after #DH2025 ends (and a night's accommodation at my own expense to get). Would I be mad to finish with a 10km evening race in Loures? xistarca.pt/eventos/7a-corrida

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 13:41:03

"Unir a esquerda", diz este.
Depois do que o PZP tem andado a fazer nos últimos anos.
LOL!
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@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-16 00:58:10

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@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-10 16:23:12

Revoltado por precisar trabalhar no meu único dia de folga semanal, protelei fazendo um teste maluco de personalidade que alguém postou por aqui. Meus resultados:
Eu sou 55.5% Gótico, 64.5% Nerd, colocando-me na categoria LARP (Dramatização): idrlabs.com/pt/atleta-nerd-con…

Um diagrama de dois eixos, em que o eixo x representa o quão conservador/gótico eu sou e o eixo y representa o quão atlético/nerd eu sou. O resultado caiu bastante perto da extremidade inferior direita, indicando muito mais gótico do que conservador e muito mais nerd do que atleta.
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-14 21:43:09

Americans protesting in Lisbon (article in Portuguese)
sapo.pt/noticias/atualidade/de

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-12 21:39:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
Liam Byrne:
🎵 Suspensions and Solutions, Pt II
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@arXiv_hepth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-11 08:32:39

Exact Sum Rules and Zeta Generating Formulas from the ODE/IM correspondence
Syo Kamata
arxiv.org/abs/2508.06366 arxiv.org/pdf/2508.06366

@arXiv_condmatmtrlsci_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-08 09:29:42

Single-shot optical precessional magnetization switching of Pt/Co/Pt ferromagnetic trilayers
Rui Xu, Chen Xiao, Xiangyu Zheng, Renyou Xu, Xiaobai Ning, Tianyi Zhu, Dinghao Ma, Kangning Xu, Fei Xu, Youguang Zhang, Boyu Zhang, Jiaqi Wei
arxiv.org/abs/2508.05460

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 17:00:55

A b... a b... a b... a Bruuna!
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146771146550

@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-09 13:22:59

#Jellyfin for #Roku 3.0.5 will be published on Tuesday, Jun 10, 2025 5:00 PM PT
🎉 New Features
* Add ability to play album starting from selected track on album screen using play button by michaelcresswell
* Add ability to play playlist starting from selected track on playlist sc…

@thomasrenkert@hcommons.social
2025-06-11 16:48:51

"see? AI is a scam!"
This REALLY isn't the hot take you think it is.
futurism.com/atari-beats-chatg

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 17:11:27

O que é que um monte de merda destes faz de férias em Lisboa?
Quem foi que deixou um monte de merda destes entrar em Portugal?
expresso.pt/sociedade/2025-07-

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-06-16 00:58:01

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 16:57:41

LOL!
Jš?! 😂
Foi ršpido!
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 13:08:14

"Para o ajudar".
Pooooooois.
E eu tenho aqui uma ponte em ótimo estado, não a querem comprar?
masto.pt/@tugatech/11467616594

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2025-06-15 00:58:01

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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-12 16:54:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Nice:
🎵 Dear John
#Nice
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@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-05-16 00:58:08

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It's Customer Experience Day. Let's play!
#ComplaintsAtFictionalBiz

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 17:25:01

Acho muito bem, que não fazia lš nada.
ciberlandia.pt/@PureDeNoticias

@arXiv_condmatmeshall_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-13 09:37:40

Quantum magnetotransport in monolayer $\mathrm{Pt_{2}HgSe_{3}}$
Muzamil Shah, Imtiaz Khan, Kashif Sabeeh, Muhammad Sabieh Anwar, Reza Asgari
arxiv.org/abs/2506.10697

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-15 13:29:11

Não deixa de ser populista.
Mas não deixa de ter razão.
Por outro lado, incompetentes como estes gajos são, se calhar quanto mais longe estiverem dos incêndios, melhor.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-14 15:01:40

Tradução: governo quer destruir de vez o Sistema Nacional de Saúde.
rss-parrot.net/u/expresso.pt/s

@arXiv_condmatmeshall_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 09:20:42

Temperature gradient-driven motion of magnetic domains in a magnetic metal multilayer by entropic forces
Lin Huang, Joseph Barker, Lekshmi Kailas, Soumyarup Hait, Simon D. Connell, Gavin Burnell, Christopher H. Marrows
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09628

@rmdes@mstdn.social
2025-08-03 09:32:00

Abusos físicos e sexuais de crianças: vítimas da seita OKC ainda procuram justiça
publico.pt/2025/07/13/sociedad

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-11 21:13:01

LOL no.
masto.pt/@tugatech/11501189789

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-07 20:49:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Mobb Deep:
🎵 Shook Ones, Pt. II
#MobbDeep
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2025-07-14 00:58:02

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2025-06-14 00:58:03

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-12 12:44:57

Oh meuzhe amigozhe-ezhe! Não habia qualquer nexexidade-ezhe, hum!
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rola-gem

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-06 06:25:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Stereolab:
🎵 If You Remember I Forgot How to Dream, Pt. 1
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 16:22:54

Quando eu era puto não havia destas merdas, pš... Tsc!
sapo.pt/noticias/atualidade/po

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 17:24:02

Foda-se.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146544533270

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-10 17:27:15

Muito bem, Angela. Corajosa.
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-10 18:03:20

Perto?
Não tem feito outra coisa!
Puré, puré... tsc tsc tsc...
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@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-13 00:58:00

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-08 13:14:30

Este gajo era bom. Isto é uma real perda.
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 23:25:25

Em outras notícias, Candeias acusa Netanyahu de estar a demorar demasiado tempo a ir para a real puta que o pariu.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1149956332847

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2025-06-13 00:58:00

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 21:21:53

E quem vai a sites adultos com o facebook ligado a ver tudo, merece.
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-09 21:18:18

Bolas, que ministério este!...
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 13:52:40

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aquilo só serve mesmo para alvo de mísseis, realmente! 😂
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-06 21:34:36

Lol
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2025-07-12 00:58:04

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2025-06-12 00:58:00

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-05 15:52:42

A minha verdadeira surpresa é: só agora?!
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 16:19:09

Eu se estivesse no lugar dele também pedia. Livra!
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 17:10:11

Isso é porque os algarvios não são pa brincadeiras, pš.
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-08-04 13:31:15

Mas que país de asnos, caraças!
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-04 20:41:02

Obviamente.
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-04 14:57:11

O artigo não me interessa minimamente, mas esta do "hairstylist"... O que fizeram aos cabeleireiros?
masto.pt/@sapopt/1147955323691

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 00:14:21

Foram estas contas que me levaram para o twitter.
Foi o facto de ter de as deixar para tršs uma das coisas que mais me fizeram demorar a largar o twitter.
Se soubesse que iam acabar assim, provavelmente tinha batido com a porta bastante mais cedo.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 15:35:24

LOL!
Boa, Moedas!
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 16:33:59

LOL!
Mal posso esperar para ver aí na rua gajas vestidas de careto.
😂
masto.pt/@sapopt/1147902486874

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 19:45:26

Hm...
Se calhar, se instalas uma app para espiar o ou a namorada, estšs mais ou menos a pedi-las.
Digo eu...
masto.pt/@sapopt/1147909100721

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-01 15:56:10

Ora. Não é óbvio? É um vigarista corrupto e não quer que se saiba até que ponto. masto.pt/@sapopt/1147787677704

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 15:55:46

Ao fim de três anos de guerra "com a NATO", parece que a Rússia conseguiu finalmente matar um português.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146089065388

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-31 13:16:00

AH!
FINALMENTE, PORRA!
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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 13:06:55

Aplausos.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1145969209458

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 13:01:44

"Entre os 11 terramotos mais fortes de sempre" parece-me uma maneira particularmente parva de dizer "o 11º. terramoto mais forte de sempre"
masto.pt/@sapopt/1149422882040

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-07 15:00:56

Olha, olha, olha...
E não foi que tivemos meio sistema político a aplaudir esta merda e a acusar os que não aplaudiam de tudo e mais umas botas?
Curioso, não é?
sapo.pt/noticias/atualidade/pr

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-01 13:09:14

Parece que arranjar uma sala cheia de indianos a responder a perguntas que a malta põe num site a fingir ser o ChatGPT ia dar uma quantidade brutal de informação pronta para ser usada em burlas.
Isso e uma VPN, que pelos vistos têm investigadores com acesso a tudo o que um tipo com ela instalada escreve.
masto.p…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 14:52:39

Machismo no reino batršquio!
masto.pt/@sapopt/1145860212814

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 12:58:16

Ah, as vantagens de não usar a Amazon...
masto.pt/@tugatech/11458550270

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-31 18:15:38

Eu até acho que a ONU devia sair de Nova Iorque. Os Estados Unidos, decididamente, são um péssimo local para a sede das Nações Unidas.
Mas daí até escolherem Paços de Ferreira vai uma distância consideršvel, caneco...
ciberlandia.pt/@PureDeNoticias

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-26 14:41:00

Espera lš...
Hš uma coisa nesta notícia...
Para que é que a meta, logo a meta, quer treinar a IA com filmes pornogršficos?
Vão encher o facebook das avozinhas de pornografia, é?
masto.pt/@tugatech/11491995515

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 16:17:54

Ok, nada contra o artigo, mas se calhar podiam ter evitado usar uma fotografia de zooplâncton quando falam de criar "o ar que respiramos". Tanta foto de diatomšceas ou de cianobactšrias que hš por aí e foram escolher um copépode... tsc tsc...
masto.pt/@sapopt/1149147360070

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 14:14:47

LOL!
masto.pt/@sapopt/1149086033467

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 15:20:57

Caneco, que epidemia...
masto.pt/@sapopt/1147332611973

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 17:12:15

Nem de propósito.
E por falar em putos que conhecem a música dos pais...
cc @…
rss-parrot.net/u/expresso.pt/s

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-23 20:45:05

Os que nos souberem bem.
Próxima pergunta.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1149044702616

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-22 15:08:38

Maravilha. Assim vale a pena, pš.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1147276321065

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-23 13:56:11

Heh...
"Divertido"...
masto.pt/@tugatech/11490286085

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-02 13:54:22

Olha...
Não achei que ele fosse homem para isto. Mas parece-me bem.
rss-parrot.net/u/expresso.pt/s

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 18:02:10

E novidades?
E, o que é mais importante, como é que isso se combate?
masto.pt/@EsquerdaNet/11459790

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 17:37:26

Portimão: 35 ºC
Faro é quase sempre mais temperado. Provavelmente a mais temperada terra em todo o Algarve... juntamente com Sagres... e a malta olha para a previsão para Faro e julga que se aplica ao Algarve como um todo.
pt.fedimeteo.com/faro/p/175121