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@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-07-11 23:06:14

- Look, Marjorie, it's Bill Maher. He's pretty smart.
- Pshaw. Flipper's smarter, Mama.
- Flipper's not smarter than everybody, Marjorie.
- Flipper's smarter than Bill Maher. Flipper's never used the N-word, Mama. Flipper's never defended sex pests, Mama. Flipper's never voted for Ralph Nader, Mama. Flipper's a whole lot smarter than Bill Maher, Mama. A whole lot.
- Marjorie, I think you have a point. Flipper is smarter than Bill…