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POL-H: Hannover/Ronnenberg: 27-Jähriger flüchtet mehrfach vor der Polizei und verletzt Beamten - Einsatzkräfte müssen Autoscheibe einschlagen Hannover (ots) - Ein 27-jähriger Autofahrer hat sich am Samstag, 18.07.2026, im Bereich Hannover-Mühlenberg und Ronnenberg mit der Polizei eine Verfolgungsfahrt geliefert. Der Mann missachtete fortlaufend mehrere polizeiliche Kontrollversuche, ...

For as long as you can remember, time has always slowed down for you during moments of danger.
This power is automatic and time returns to normal once you are out of peril.
One day, however, the world stops, and you can't figure out why.
#MicroFiction #TootFic

RE: https://techhub.social/@Techmeme/116606089296164399
Remember this whenever you hear claims that your data is secure on some system or other that you do not own and control.
Like all that additional data governments want to gather via the slippery…

I think we all remember this 2017 thread to remove the Prompt API https://github.com/whatwg/html/issues/2894

Warning: Beer
On a blackboard for a restaurant is written: BEER is the answer but I can't remember the question.
#photography #beer

Good $DEITY, is there anyone left in the United States who can remember what actual food tastes like?
Yes, I am subtooting.

Remember, as the author of this 1834 receipt knew well, that we get to pick our words and that sometimes a pun is too good to pass up: "The undersigned... do hereby acknowledge to have received... by the hands of Assistant Commissary Foote..."

Remember the spectacular Russian energy sanctions fiasco?
Europe convinced itself that cutting off Russian gas would bring Moscow to its knees.
Instead, Russia pivoted east, selling to India and China, while European factories bled out under the weight of energy costs they could no longer absorb.
-- The pain landed in the wrong capital.
Washington is now running the identical play with semiconductors,
apparently hoping for a different result.
That is …

The boomerang: How America’s semiconductor war backfired
There is an ancient Chinese proverb that Washington strategists should have remembered: “When you shoot an arrow of revenge, dig two graves.” They didn’t listen. And now we are wa…

RE: https://mastodon.social/@eunews/116608809666652889
This is the kind of house cleaning the US should have been doing 2021-2024. And yes, that means Biden, but I lay the blame at least equally on Congress (who are supposed to be the ones taking the lead on legislating, though few of us are old enough to remember) and the press (who should have made this a national conversation).

@… uh… well, to be completely frank I believe this was a plan by the US military to get kids to join up when they got old enough
I don’t really remember what it was, exactly. some military field day