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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-22 18:16:23

Former star tight end Jimmy Graham to retire from NFL as member of New Orleans Saints

cbssports.com/nfl/news/former-

Former star tight end Jimmy Graham to retire from NFL as member of New Orleans Saints
Graham last played in 2023 when he reunited with the Saints

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-08-22 03:49:21

Dem Rep. Lloyd Doggett Says He'll Retire Rather Than Run Against Fellow Texas Democrat In Redrawn District - Joe.My.God.
joemygod.com/2025/08/dem-rep-l

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-09-16 17:35:43

Gerald Epstein, a leading expert on finance and financial crises,
warns that Trump’s executive order on retirement accounts
not only comes with high risks,
but the so-called alternative assets deliver, at best, average returns.
truthout.org…

What Trump’s Executive Order on 401(K)s Means for Workers Who Hope to Retire
More workers may lose their hard-won retirement savings now that Trump has pushed them toward crypto and private equity.

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-09-21 19:01:04
Content warning: uspol

When those enforced Charlie Kirk monuments go up we'll really have to retire the "change my mind" meme. Maybe recaption it, "Lose your job".
oudaily.com/news/charlie-kirk-

State lawmakers file legislation to build Charlie Kirk memorial plazas on public college campuses
An Oklahoma Republican senator filed legislation Wednesday to honor conservative activist Charlie Kirk, who was fatally shot during an appearance at Utah Valley University last week.

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-08-19 02:55:30

github stopped offering text completions for pull requests github.blog/changelog/2025-08-

Deprecating Copilot text completion for pull request descriptions - GitHub Changelog
On September 12, 2025, we will retire Copilot text completion for pull request descriptions. After this date, when you start writing a description, Copilot will no longer suggest completions. This…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-14 16:59:50

Sources: RB Breida to retire after 7 NFL seasons espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/459758

Sources - RB Matt Breida plans to retire after 7 NFL seasons - ESPN
Running back Matt Breida plans to retire after seven NFL seasons, sources told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-08 20:42:09

Apple says COO Jeff Williams will retire later this year, and Sabih Khan, Apple's SVP of Operations, will take over much of his role later this month (CNBC)
cnbc.com/2025/07/08/apple-says

Apple says COO Jeff Williams will retire from company later this year
Apple said Jeff Williams, the company's COO, will take on a new role overseeing the company's design team along with the Apple Watch and health initiatives.

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-07-17 22:57:55

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont)
is taking on the “retirement crisis” in the U.S.
with a new bill aimed at guaranteeing pensions or solid retirement plans for every worker in America.
On Thursday, Sanders introduced the "Pensions for All Act",
which would require corporations to provide a retirement plan equivalent to or better than the pensions plan offered to members of Congress.
“If we are serious about addressing the retirement crisis in America,

Sanders Introduces “Pensions for All Act” to Ensure Workers Can Retire
Only 9 percent of Americans have pensions today, compared to 44 percent in 1975.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:35:53

Amari Cooper decides to retire just weeks after signing with the Raiders raiderswire.usatoday.com/story

Amari Cooper decides to retire just weeks after signing with the Raiders
Less than two weeks after signing with the Las Vegas Raiders, Pro Bowl receiver Amari Cooper no longer wants to play and plans to retire.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-08-30 00:51:01

Retire Life Ready
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #GreatAusPods

Retire Life Ready Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-15 16:00:44

Commanders to retire Hall of Fame WR Art Monk's No. 81 during 2025 season nfl.com/news/commanders-to-ret

Commanders to retire Hall of Fame WR Art Monk's No. 81 during 2025 season
The Commanders announced on Monday they will retire the No. 81 worn by Pro Football Hall of Famer Art Monk during their Week 9 game against the Seattle Seahawks, a prime-time Monday night affair set for Nov. 2.

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-07-17 23:36:01

CBS says The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is ending in May 2026 and that this was "purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night" (Peter White/Deadline)
deadline.com/2025/07/the-late-

‘The Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Ending Next Year With CBS Retiring Late-Night Franchise
In a shocking move, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is ending in May 2026. “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert will end its historic run in May 2026 at the end of the broadcast season.  We consider Stephen Colbert irreplaceable and will retire The Late Show franchise at that time.  We are proud that Stephen […]

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-15 15:34:43

Commanders to retire HOFer Art Monk's No. 81 espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/457460

Commanders to retire Hall of Famer Art Monk's 81 on Nov. 2 - ESPN
Hall of Fame wide receiver Art Monk, a part of all three of Washington's Super Bowl-winning teams, will have his No. 81 retired by the Commanders on Nov. 2.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-18 14:24:41

3 backup QBs Cowboys need to target to finally end disastrous Joe Milton experiment fansided.com/nfl/3-backup-qbs-

3 backup QBs Cowboys need to target to finally end disastrous Joe Milton experiment
The Dallas Cowboys should retire the Joe Milton experiment before the games actually start to count. Here are a few worthwhile replacement options.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-13 22:07:36

A lot of people seem unaware of who charlie kirk was in fact, not just fantasy.
Perhaps this can help.
Murder is bad, and violence is never a good answer.
(sources follow in comment)
#USpol #kirk

Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamon... @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive. -Gay people should be stoned to death -Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane -Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband -No one should be allowed to retire -Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states -British Colon…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-15 16:02:18

Commanders to retire Art Monk's number as team continues to honor their 'Super Bowl era'

cbssports.com/nfl/news/command

Commanders to retire Art Monk's number as team continues to honor their 'Super Bowl era'
Monk will become the sixth Washington player to have his number retired

@kctipton@mas.to
2025-09-13 18:25:26

Gosh where to begin?... - Dr. John Kuhn - Abilene ISD Superintendent | Facebook facebook.com/permalink.php?sto

Dr. John Kuhn - Abilene ISD Superintendent
Gosh where to begin? I’m eligible to retire in January, and I don’t want to because I feel like I owe the good people who hired me and this great community at least a few years of blood sweat and...

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-13 19:20:54

Odell Beckham has no plans to retire; free-agent WR has drawn interest from teams nfl.com/news/odell-beckham-has

Odell Beckham has no plans to retire; free-agent WR has drawn interest from teams
Free-agent WR Odell Beckham, 32, has been training for the upcoming season, has received interest from several teams and plans to play somewhere in 2025, NFL Network Insider Tom Pelissero reported Wednesday.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-07-17 00:50:44

Retirement Living Your Way
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #GreatAusPods

Retirement Living Your Way Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-22 18:16:23

Lions captain Alex Anzalone 'disappointed' by state of contract negotiations with Detroit

cbssports.com/nfl/news/lions-c

Lions captain Alex Anzalone 'disappointed' by state of contract negotiations with Detroit
Anzalone, who is entering the final year of his current contract, says he wants to retire as a Lion

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:48:40

Amari Cooper retires from NFL a week after signing with Las Vegas Raiders: Source nytimes.com/athletic/6598701/2

Amari Cooper retires from NFL a week after signing with Las Vegas Raiders: Source
In theory, Cooper would've provided some depth and veteran insurance to the Raiders' receiver room.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-17 11:09:38

NFL over/under win totals: Predictions and best bets for all 32 teams in 2025 nytimes.com/athletic/6491260/2

NFL over/under win totals: Predictions and best bets for all 32 teams in 2025
The Lions lost both of their coordinators and saw their Pro Bowl center retire. Which is exactly what happened to the Eagles last offseason.

@arXiv_qfinPM_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-17 08:24:40

Income Disaster, Role of Income Support, and Optimal Retirement
Tae Ung Gang, Seyoung Park, Yong Hyun Shin
arxiv.org/abs/2509.12874 arxiv.o…

Income Disaster, Role of Income Support, and Optimal Retirement
This paper investigates the interactions among consumption/savings, investment, and retirement choices with income disaster. We consider low-income people who are exposed to income disaster so that they retire involuntarily when income disaster occurs. The government provides extra income support to low-income retirees who suffer from significant income gaps. We demonstrate that the decision to enter retirement in the event of income disaster depends crucially on the level of income support. In…

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-08 23:31:26

Apple says its design team will report to Tim Cook after Jeff Williams retires; Williams was overseeing the team following Evans Hankey's departure in 2023 (Chance Miller/9to5Mac)
9to5mac.com/2025/07/08/apple-d

Apple design team to start reporting directly to Tim Cook later this year - 9to5Mac
Apple today announced that COO Jeff Williams will retire later this year, with Sabih Khan set to assume the COO...

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2025-09-03 21:11:39

it’s a little after 10 pm and it’s time for me to retire for the night as 5:30 alarm call arrives way too soon

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:30:20

Five-time Pro Bowl Amari Cooper to retire from NFL one week after Raiders reunion nfl.com/news/five-time-pro-bow

Five-time Pro Bowl WR Amari Cooper to retire from NFL one week after Raiders reunion
Las Vegas Raiders wide receiver Amari Cooper has informed the team that he no longer has the desire to play football and intends to retire, NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported on Thursday.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-03 16:57:36

Veteran DB Wants to ‘Retire a Raider’ Following Devastating Injury heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas]

Veteran DB Wants to ‘Retire a Raider’ Following Devastating Injury
The Las Vegas Raiders defensive back is hoping he gets to continue being with the franchise once he's healthy.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-08-06 17:41:07

Smartsheet says Mark Mader will retire as CEO and from the board of directors at the end of September, and names Apptio co-founder Sunny Gupta as acting CEO (Taylor Soper/GeekWire)
geekwire.com/2025/smartsheet-c

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-27 13:32:33

I wonder how many employees who are impacted will retire and corporate knowledge goes out the door with them.
ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article/city

City of Ottawa employees returning to office 5 days a week ‘about creating a great culture’: Mayor
The City of Ottawa ordering all employees back to the office five days a week in the new year is about “getting the team back together,” according to Mayor Mark Sutcliffe.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-07-07 18:31:36

Hey Canadians.
Would you support the Government/CAF spending the $1-1.5 Billion needed to replace the Snowbirds program with new jets?
(the familiar aircraft we know were built in the 1950s/60s and were supposed to retire 15 years ago... now slated for 2030.)
CBC Video report: #CanPoli #CdnPoli #CAF #RCAF #PleaseBoost #Poll
Yes, we should replace them when they retire.
No, they should not be replaced when they retire.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 19:01:50

Wyoming to retire Josh Allen's No. 17 jersey during game against Nevada

cbssports.com/college-football

Wyoming to retire Josh Allen's No. 17 jersey during game against Nevada
Allen is the most successful Wyoming alum in the NFL and will get his jersey retired in Laramie this fall

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-17 11:04:49

NFL over/under win totals: Predictions and best bets for all 32 teams in 2025 nytimes.com/athletic/6491260/2

NFL over/under win totals: Predictions and best bets for all 32 teams in 2025
The Lions lost both of their coordinators and saw their Pro Bowl center retire. Which is exactly what happened to the Eagles last offseason.

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-07-02 18:57:19

This July 4, Americans are planning to retire their Independence Day barbecues
and instead head to the streets in protest against Donald Trump and his Administration.
The collective demonstrations will be the latest in a long line of protests that have taken place since Trump returned to the White House for a second term.
Ahead of the big day, Trump had warned that “people that want to protest will be met with big force,” saying participants are “people that hate our countr…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-15 16:46:17

Commanders to retire Hall of Famer Art Monk's No. 81 in November nytimes.com/athletic/6495317/2

Commanders to retire Hall of Famer Art Monk’s No. 81 in November
Art Monk is Washington's all-time leader in receptions and receiving yards and no one has worn his No. 81 since his final season there.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-12 15:16:56

Former Cowboys All-Pro Facing Retirement Rumors Ahead of Training Camp heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co]

Former Cowboys All-Pro Facing Retirement Rumors Ahead of Training Camp
Former Cowboys All-Pro running back Ezekiel Elliott could retire this offseason, as he remains a free agent ahead of training camp.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-05 14:21:14

Anthony Barr to retire: Former Vikings LB, four-time Pro Bowler ending NFL career after 10 seasons

cbssports.com/nfl/news/anthony

Anthony Barr to retire: Former Vikings LB, four-time Pro Bowler ending NFL career after 10 seasons
Barr, a former first-round pick, played nine seasons with Minnesota, anchoring one of the NFL's top defenses

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:41:35

Amari Cooper to retire from NFL on cusp of 2025 season, one week after rejoining Raiders, per report

cbssports.com/nfl/news/amari-c

Amari Cooper to retire from NFL on cusp of 2025 season, one week after rejoining Raiders, per report
Cooper has informed the Raiders he will hang up the cleats just three days before the start their season

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-03 13:37:38

Raiders Prompted to Retire Legendary Quarterback's Number si.com/nfl/raiders/las-vegas-k

Raiders Prompted to Retire Legendary Quarterback's Number
The Las Vegas Raiders are not ones to break tradition

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-08-25 10:30:37

How German delivery giant DHL uses automation and AI to help offset an ageing workforce, with one in three support staff set to retire in the next five years (Andrew Hill/Financial Times)
ft.com/content/ce09786f-2481-4

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-31 21:11:23

Philip Rivers says he waited to retire because he was still receiving interest from NFL teams in recent years

cbssports.com/nfl/news/philip…

Philip Rivers says he waited to retire because he was still receiving interest from NFL teams in recent years
Rivers said these two teams reached out to him

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-29 14:31:44

Zach Evans set to retire: Former blue-chip RB abruptly ends NFL career after brief stints with Jets, Rams

cbssports.com/nfl/news/zach-ev

Zach Evans set to retire: Former blue-chip RB abruptly ends NFL career after brief stints with Jets, Rams
Once a prized recruit, Evans was placed on the Jets' reserve/retired list Monday with just 10 career games played

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 19:11:14

Cowboys $100 Million Pro Bowler Makes Final Decision On Career heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co]

Cowboys $100 Million Pro Bowler Makes Final Decision On Career
Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Amari Cooper has decided to retire from the NFL after 10 NFL seasons and 5 Pro Bowl selections.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-17 11:02:44

NFL over/under win totals: Predictions and best bets for all 32 teams in 2025 nytimes.com/athletic/6491260/2

NFL over/under win totals: Predictions and best bets for all 32 teams in 2025
The Lions lost both of their coordinators and saw their Pro Bowl center retire. Which is exactly what happened to the Eagles last offseason.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-01 11:14:30

'Not a lot of regrets': What is Mark Murphy's legacy as Packers president as Ed Policy takes over? espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/455043

What is Mark Murphy's legacy as Packers president and CEO? - ESPN
Murphy oversaw a Super Bowl win and major QB changes, from Favre to Rogers to Love, as the Packers' de facto owner.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 23:22:35

Raiders Leak Honest Impressions of Amari Cooper Following Retirement News heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas]

Raiders Leak Honest Impressions of Amari Cooper Following Retirement News
The Las Vegas Raiders may not be missing out on much with Amari Cooper's decision to retire from the NFL right before the season.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 20:58:28

Amari Cooper shockingly retires from NFL: Who are the WRs on the Raiders’ depth chart in 2025? bolavip.com/en/nfl/amari-coope

Amari Cooper shockingly retires from NFL: Who are the WRs on the Raiders’ depth chart in 2025?
Amari Cooper surprised with the sudden decision to retire from professional football in the NFL, raising curiosity about what the Las Vegas Raiders’ WR depth chart looks like.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-03 15:13:36

Raiders journeyman who hoped to find long-term home in Vegas dealt devastating injury news sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

Raiders journeyman who hoped to find long-term home in Vegas dealt devastating injury news
Las Vegas Raiders defensive back Lonnie Johnson hoped to retire with the team after moving around a lot during his career. Unfortunately, his chances of doing that just took a hit.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:29:40

Source: WR Cooper tells Raiders he's retiring espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/461574

Source - Amari Cooper tells Raiders he's retiring from NFL - ESPN
Wide receiver Amari Cooper has informed the Raiders that he intends to retire just days before the team will open the 2025 season at New England, a source confirmed to ESPN.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-01 15:21:42

Active NFL players who are destined for Hall of Fame: Patrick Mahomes, T.J. Watt slam-dunk selections

cbssports.com/nfl/news/active-

Active NFL players who are destined for Hall of Fame: Patrick Mahomes, T.J. Watt slam-dunk selections
These players could retire now and make the Pro Football Hall of Fame

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-31 13:02:24

Active NFL players who are destined for Hall of Fame: Patrick Mahomes, T.J. Watt slam-dunk selections

cbssports.com/nfl/news/active-

Active NFL players who are destined for Hall of Fame: Patrick Mahomes, T.J. Watt slam-dunk selections
These players could retire now and make the Pro Football Hall of Fame