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@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-06-19 21:05:32

I make the best #espresso drinks.

A pint glass with the printed phrase, “Hello, my name is” and written in blue sharpie below it is, “Dunning-Kruger.” The glass is full of ice and club soda. Next to it is a spouted shot glass with a shot of espresso. These are on a tray along with a bowl of pretzels and a spoon, The tray has printed, “In Sweden we call it a fika.” The background is that of an outdoor porch.
@servelan@newsie.social
2025-06-04 21:20:06

"Two lessons here: 1) Use a marker with a wider tip than a Sharpie, so it’ll be more visible, and 2a) if civilians are able to get right onto your armored vehicle to write graffiti, maybe this wasn’t the kind of militarized raid that you needed an armored truck for in the first place, or 2b) at the very least, your security cordon sucks."
**Minneapolis Says No Fascists, DHS Won't Deport And Kill Preschooler Yet. Your ICE Times Roundup**
wonkette.com/p/minneapolis-say

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-08-05 18:56:30

You have to buy your own Sharpie to write “with a Vengeance” on it tho.
mastodon.social/@SteveFaulkner

Steve Faulkner (@SteveFaulkner@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image ✊🏽 Drink in the revolution #DEI #merch #antifa https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4346821262/dei-harder-mug-with-color-inside

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-30 07:26:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Sharpie Smile feat. Leng Bian:
🎵 So Far
#SharpieSmile #LengBian
sharpiesmile.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/0WidhyU

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 00:22:26

Editorial cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad
#humor #cartoon #comedy #editorial

Editorial cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad: Trump with a red Sharpie, standing next to a small wooden sign which reads "Iran" and has an arrow pointing left. Above Trump, text in black says "No More Wars" but a comma and exclamation point in red have been added so that it now reads "No, More Wars!" Trump then says "There. I fixed it."