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@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-08-01 04:18:00

Freitag: Sammelklage wegen E-Autoschlüssel, Apple und Amazon mit Gewinnzuwachs
Autohersteller vor Gericht iPhone-Umsätze höher Amazon wächst wieder Zweifel an ARM-Plänen Kommentar zu Microsoft-Security Verbraucherschutz-Podcast

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-08-01 11:29:00

Stargate: In Norwegen entsteht Europas neuester schnellster Supercomputer
Zwei Norweger Firmen bauen das erste europäische Riesenrechenzentrum für OpenAI. Eine Milliarde US-Dollar sollen zunächst fließen.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-07-31 07:36:30

You mean to tell me the folks carrying out the genocide of the indigenous Brown people whose land they occupy are racist? No, never!
#israel #racism #ChrisSmalls

@keen456@infosec.exchange
2025-07-01 11:07:00

@… Have you seen this yet as a Mac person? oldbytes.space/@smallsco/11474

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 17:07:33

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite


: @idealpiper

Very soon Therapists will stop
showing ink blots but instead
they will show you memes and
ask you “how attacked do you
feel?” or “it do or dont be like
that sometime?”
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 15:32:27

Hi friends!
I set my alarm to 5am and headed out for a nice walk. It was getting warm, so I started early. - and it was just so good to do so!
A nice 6h walk with lots of views, lots of photos and just enjoying being out. End the #summit just for me 😍
On the way up I noted all places where I could refuel later using my water filter. Seriously: why didn't I buy that waaays ear…

A serene forest path bathed in warm sunlight, surrounded by lush green foliage. The tall trees form a natural canopy, filtering the light to create a peaceful and inviting atmosphere. The trail winds gently forward, offering a sense of adventure and tranquility—an ideal place for a refreshing walk in nature.
A breathtaking hiking adventure through a lush forest, with towering trees and vibrant greenery surrounding the winding trail. Sunlight filters through the leaves, casting a warm glow on the path. In the distance, majestic snow-capped mountains stand proudly against the clear blue sky, completing the stunning natural scenery. The image exudes a sense of peace, freedom, and appreciation for the great outdoors, making it a perfect representation of an uplifting and invigorating exploration in nat…
A scenic view from a grassy hilltop with a wooden cross and a triangular structure marking the summit. In the background, rugged mountains with rocky peaks and valleys stretch under a clear blue sky. The landscape includes patches of green grass and scattered yellow flowers.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 15:33:47

learn 👇

Few can write as well as Peters; he is a master of the form.

Writing utensils Mark Peters has used:

1.2x4

2. bag of popcorn

3. bamboo cane

4. barbed wire

5. barbed wire-covered baseball bat

6. basketball

7. bed of nails

8. broken bottle

9. broom

10. bucket, 20 gallon

11. cardboard box

12. cardboard roll

13. candelabra (almost)

14. ceiling tiles

15. chainsaw

16. coffee, hot

17. cookie sheet

18. crutch

19. curtains

20. dumpster

21. exploding barbed wire plywood sheet

22. fi…
1985 - Mark Peters battles a vicious army of gigantic bugs.

1986 - Mark Peters finds a suitcase of drug money and goes on a spending spree.

1987 - Mark Peters peddles other people's experiences.

1988 - Mark Peters has an affair with a mysterious younger woman.

1989- Mark Peters and his warriors battle an evil dictator.

1990 - Mark Peters takes refuge on a movie set as a stuntman.

1991 - Mark Peters and a talking dinosaur solve a murder case.

1992 - Mark Peters hires a sleazy private eye …
Some of Mark Peters' nicknames:

The Father of Frozen Foods

The Father of Rock n' Roll

The Father of Science Fiction

America's Sweetie

King of the Cowboys

The Oomph Boy

The Peekaboo Boy

The Guy With The Hatchet

The Guy With The Golden Curls

Lucky

Hoagy

Buddy

Bill

Vampira

The Stalker

Gluey

Zsa Zsa

Woody

Poppy

Irondick

Dippy Dawg

Happy Rabbit
Mark Peters is better than other men because..

1. Mark Peters is happy to snuggle all night long.

2. Mark Peters rarely has prickly whiskers.

3. Mark Peters always keeps your secrets.

4. You can always buy a bigger Mark Peters.

5. Mark Peters never bores you to death with details of the games.

6. Mark Peters can hug for long periods of time.

7. Mark Peters usually smells nice and is always soft and cuddly.

8. Mark Peters hardly ever smokes and rarely even smells from tobacco.

9. Mark P…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-06-30 16:57:22

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a message board with a bold and somewhat controversial statement. The board itself has a gray, ridged surface, giving it a structured and official appearance. The text on the board is in white, making it stand out clearly against the gray background.

The statement reads, "I FEEL THAT TACOS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUMPKIN SPICE THERE I SAID IT FIGHT ME." This text is written in a large, capitalized font, emphasizing the assertiveness of the message. The overall tone of the me…
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 15:32:27

Hi friends!
I set my alarm to 5am and headed out for a nice walk. It was getting warm, so I started early. - and it was just so good to do so!
A nice 6h walk with lots of views, lots of photos and just enjoying being out. End the #summit just for me 😍
On the way up I noted all places where I could refuel later using my water filter. Seriously: why didn't I buy that waaays ear…

A serene forest path bathed in warm sunlight, surrounded by lush green foliage. The tall trees form a natural canopy, filtering the light to create a peaceful and inviting atmosphere. The trail winds gently forward, offering a sense of adventure and tranquility—an ideal place for a refreshing walk in nature.
A breathtaking hiking adventure through a lush forest, with towering trees and vibrant greenery surrounding the winding trail. Sunlight filters through the leaves, casting a warm glow on the path. In the distance, majestic snow-capped mountains stand proudly against the clear blue sky, completing the stunning natural scenery. The image exudes a sense of peace, freedom, and appreciation for the great outdoors, making it a perfect representation of an uplifting and invigorating exploration in nat…
A scenic view from a grassy hilltop with a wooden cross and a triangular structure marking the summit. In the background, rugged mountains with rocky peaks and valleys stretch under a clear blue sky. The landscape includes patches of green grass and scattered yellow flowers.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-06-30 21:38:40

https[:]//bsky.app/profile/pulsarbird.bsky.social/post/3lk7g4ll3f225
#ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky

 Pulsar
@pulsarbird.bsky.social
I don't think anyone knows what "without further ado" means
anymore. Every YouTube video is like, "so without further ado,
let's get into it! But first, today's sponsor is..."
My dude. That is literally further ado.
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM