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@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-20 13:39:50

We all need cheering up atm so please have a couple of photos of our kitties #catsofmastodon

Tails and Sparky asleep on a blue blanket over my legs. Both cats are 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tails.
Tails and Sparky asleep yet again on a blue blanket. Both cats are 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tails.
Tails asleep on the sofa, by my foot. She's 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tail.
Sparky asleep on the sofa. He's are 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tail.
@nerb@techhub.social
2026-02-21 13:10:59

For caturday here is an elderly kitty who thinks she owns the sofa. Periodically I need to go out and show her the heating pad is on so she stops howling. If I just click it and do not show her the green light she will begin to howl again shortly after I leave the room. Her main goal in life appears to be sleeping on a warm heating pad.
I want to teach her what a squirt gun is for but the wife will not allow it. Says she is to old to train. OK at 20 she is technically older than m…

A bengal cat sitting in a heating pad that is on a sofa. She is facing the other way. I assume to show contempt for the hairless ape that tends to her needs.
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 07:56:53

Die Zoom-Sitzung, in der ich deutschen Kolleg*innen Feedback für eine SFB-Präsentation gebe, kann in bequemer Liegehaltung am Sofa durchgeführt werden.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-18 22:54:16

#dating #redFlags

Single-panel comic. Two women are sitting on a sofa. One is holding a box of tissues, consoling the other one, who is crying. First woman: Why did you two split up? Second woman: I found out he owns a Communist pennant factory. I can’t believe I didn’t notice all the red flags.
@seemannsmission@c.im
2026-02-18 21:44:12

Mission Dog Ziva ist bei der Deutschen Seemannsmission Stade - hier gerade als Fotomotiv für einen Seemann aus Myanmar.
Auch das tut gut für Mental Health der Seeleute

Es ist ein Handy zu sehen und Hände, die es halten, auf dem Bildschirm ist, zu sehen, dass ein Foto gemacht wird, von einem Hund der auf einem roten Sofa sitzt
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-01-13 05:33:37

From Set To Sofa With Lulu
ach episode is an intimate, one-on-one chat between Lulu and a veteran Star from the pioneering days of Australian TV and film...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/from-s

From Set To Sofa With Lulu Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-03-19 08:34:52

#AntiAKW Tag X für #Castor #Atommüll #Jülich -

@aufsmaulsuppe@chaos.social
2026-01-17 13:35:09
Content warning: Geschichtspolitik, uspol, Faschismus

Krank auf dem Sofa scheint mir diese Symboldebatte, ob die Faschos von ICE jetzt eher Sklavenjäger oder Gestapo seien und ob Jim-Crow-Gesetze oder Nazis das eigentliche Original des Faschismus seien, ein ziemlich gutes Beispiel dafür zu sein, wie linke Geschichtsschreibung in die Hose geht, wenn sie sich weigert, mehr als monokausal zu sein und das Prestige von Empörung über Erkenntnis stellt.

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-03-15 00:30:00

Follie Follie 🍁
叶啊叶 🍁
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️ Ilford FP4 Plus 125, expired 1993
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English: A black-and-white close-up photograph of a plant with broad, glossy leaves. The leaves are prominently lit, creating a contrast between the light and shadow areas. The background is dark, emphasizing the plant's foliage. 中文: 这是一张黑白特写照片，照片中是一株拥有宽大、有光泽叶子的植物。叶子被光线照亮，形成光影对比。背景较暗，突出了植物的叶子。
English: A black-and-white photograph showing the shadow of a plant cast on a textured wall. The plant's leaves create a distinct pattern of light and shadow on the wall, with the edges of the wall visible on both sides. 中文: 这是一张黑白照片，照片中一株植物的影子投射在有纹理的墙上。植物的叶子在墙上形成明显的光影图案，墙的两边边缘清晰可见。
Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English: A black-and-white photograph of a discarded sofa placed on a rocky, debris-covered ground. The sofa is upright, with visible tufted buttons on its backrest. The surroundings appear cluttered with rocks and scattered debris. 中文: 这是一张黑白照片，照片中一个被遗弃的沙发放置在布满岩石和碎片的地面上。沙发直立着，其靠背上可见钉纽装饰。周围环境看起来杂乱，有岩石和散落的碎片。
Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English: A black-and-white photograph of an empty metal bike rack lying on its side on a paved surface. The bike rack is triangular in shape with multiple horizontal bars for securing bicycles. In the background, there are trees, a bench, and a low wall. 中文: 这是一张黑白照片，照片中一个空的金属自行车架倒在地上，位于铺砌的路面上。自行车架呈三角形，有多个水平横杆用于固定自行车。背景中有树木、长椅和一堵矮墙。
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-17 13:29:06

Series B, Episode 13 - Star One
[Scene - Liberator flight deck]
VILA: I don't like explosives, very crude. Difficult to reason with a bomb.
CALLY: Blake?
AVON: They won't explode until they are primed.
blake.torpidity.net/m/213/241 B7B3

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7." Two actors are seated on a beige curved sofa in what appears to be a spaceship interior set. The setting features a futuristic design with metallic elements and technical equipment visible in the background. On the left, one actor wears a brown leather-like jacket and is holding what appears to be small cards or devices in his hands. On the right, the other actor …
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-01-16 19:44:16

The guys sitting on the sofa have mirror balls too. You can tell my how they are sitting. #totp

@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-15 17:28:12

Caught the house panther in repose. #CatsOfMastodon #cats #caturday

A tubby black cat curled up on a black and white fleece blanket on a brown leather sofa. Her eyes are half open looking at the camera.
@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2026-01-12 11:31:13

Muskelkater und Krämpfe des Todes nach der 3 Tagen Reha. Zum Glück bekomme ich auf dem Sofa seelischen Beistand 🤩😍
#Reha #HüftOP #endoprothese

Mein Sheltie und ich auf dem Sofa
@kingconsult@berlin.social
2026-03-18 07:36:59

Update zur #2MR-Konferenz:
🙌 Wir freuen uns riesig, 2 neue Speaker*innen begrüßen zu dürfen!
🔹Aya Jaff
Autorin (#Broligarchie), Unternehmerin, Speakerin, Kolumnistin im @…:
#2MR: Die demokratiestärkende #SocialMedia-Konferenz
👉️ #MayTheForth
📍 #Hamburg
#NDR #ÖRR #Rundfunk #DiDay

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-07 21:20:14

These guys 💙 #catsofmastodon

Sleepy kitten, white with a tabby head, asleep on a blue blanket on a sofa. His sister is visible in the background lying on the end of the sofa.
Tails, a white cat with tabby splodges, stands on top of the enclosure we're using for overnight just for now.
Sparky, white with tabby head, tail and splodges, surveys the sitting room from the end of a grey sofa.
@june_thalia_michael@literatur.social
2026-03-10 19:18:02

Bevor ich direkt vom Rechner aufs Sofa zu einer sorglos schlafenden Katze falle, hier noch mal die Meldung: Ich habe nun bei allen bisher erschienenen Bänden der Romanreihe Verkaufslinks zu verschiedenen Nicht-Amazon-Plattformen für eBooks ergänzt!
Falls ihr also Lust auf BDSM-Erotik mit drei Frauen, Slice-of-Life-Plot und ohne Romance, dafür aber mit Fantasy habt ... diese Seite führt euch zu den Büchern:

Romanreihe: Erotische Abenteuer in Arl Sere
Ursprünglich war es geplant, dass alle Bände unabhängig von einander gelesen werden können. Inzwischen ergibt sich jedoch eine durchgängige Handlung. Ich empfehle daher, sie in der Veröffentlichung…

@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-02-25 14:14:52

#AntiAKW 50 Organisationen rufen zu Anti-Atom-Demo in #Ahaus auf: 7. März, 11.30 Uhr ab Rathaus
– Keine #Atommüll-Transporte von

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 02:40:15

#Caturday

Single-panel comic. A man is lying on a living room sofa, with his shoes beside him on the floor. Two cats are sitting on the sofa back, looking wide-eyed at the man. One cat says to the other, “Fascinating — he’s both asleep and not asleep at the same time.” Caption: Schrödinger’s Cat Nap
@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2026-01-16 13:46:30

Nach 5 Tagen Reha in Folge und ohne Pause freue ich mich aufs Wochenende.
Ich werde viel auf dem Sofa liegen, meinen Muskelkater pflegen und mit dem Hund kuscheln 🤗
#reha #zar #kiel

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-06 01:49:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Wolf Alice:
🎵 The Sofa
#WolfAlice
open.spotify.com/track/1gqxVK8

@pre@boing.world
2025-12-31 13:44:43

Media stuff

Rewatched all of Buffy

Broken wrist meant I had to sit on the sofa for a month doing nothing really. I re-watched all 200 or so episodes of Buffy for the first time this decade.
What an achievement in TV production. Amazing show.
I'll watch it again next decade maybe.
Not that I read a huge amount. Hopefully more next year.
"Outland" by Dennis E Taylor, and actually also his "Not Till We Are Lost"
"Broken Money" by Lyn Alden.
Think "Severance" was the most remarkable show I watched this year, with "Trek, Strange New Worlds" also being great again.
"Pantheon" was a pretty great cartoon, haven't seen the second season yet.

@catsche@nrw.social
2026-03-06 19:26:46

Entspannte Familien-Situation hier gerade:
Mangels anderer verfügbarer Termine sind unser Kind und seine Verlobte mal wieder zu Besuch bei uns. Haben lecker Freitagspizza gegessen.
Jetzt sitze ich auf dem Sofa vorm TV mit #FCBBMG.
Die anderen drei spielen am Esszimmertisch.
🥰

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-02-06 20:42:30

This Evening's Listening: eyebeemania.net/2026/02/06/thi

This Evening's Listening
Sitting on the sofa with my wife, listening to some new jazz …

@marcus@hachyderm.io
2026-02-01 21:22:59

Back home on the sofa and watching final episode of Night Manager after another fantastic #fosdem. Was great to see old friends and also some great talks. Guess I’ll be watching recordings of all the stuff I missed for weeks. :) Specially enjoyed @… ‘s talk about spiffe/spire and the systemd vm talk by @…

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-09 10:52:22

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
DANGERDOOM:
🎵 Sofa King
#DANGERDOOM
vaaticanrecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/4N4iEt7

@exil_inselette@norden.social
2025-12-31 11:38:00

Selbst schuld. Ich glaub, ich hab mir ein Souvenir vom #39c3 mitgebracht. Also kein feudales Menü in guter Gesellschaft heute Nacht, sondern Sofa und Schonung.
ich liefere jetzt noch das Dessert aus und dann gibts Ruhe fürs Immunsystem.
🦠

@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-03-16 12:16:40

#AntiAKW Aktionsfahrplan für ersten #Atommüll #Castor von #Jülich nach

@pgogl@troet.cafe
2026-01-29 07:11:01

Verschneiter Donnerstag 🥰 Guten Morgen aus dem Homeoffice, Straßen sind noch nicht optimal geräumt. ☕😶

Verschneite Büsche und Bäume im Morgenlicht, davor ein schneebedecktes Sofa und Fahrrad in einem Garten.
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-02-02 00:30:00

Different Corners III ▶️
不同的角落 III ▶️
📷 Nikon F4E
🎞️ Fujifilm NEOPAN SS, expired 1993
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

NEOPAN SS 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A gritty black-and-white photo showing a pile of large sacks stacked behind a partially built or broken brick wall. The sacks are made of woven plastic or fabric and bear Chinese text, possibly indicating industrial or construction materials. Some sacks are dirty and worn. A few glass bottles lie at the bottom of the pile. The scene suggests a utilitarian or industrial setting, with textures of rough brick, fabric, and debris contributing to a raw, document…
NEOPAN SS 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white street scene featuring a stained, tufted sofa placed on a paved surface. On top of the sofa sits a small, foldable wooden stool with frayed fabric straps, appearing aged and possibly broken. To the right stands a large cylindrical concrete utility pole. The ground shows cracks and patches, with a small exposed dirt area near the pole’s base. The background includes faint street markings and a manhole cover. The image conveys urban decay an…
NEOPAN SS 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo of a utility pole densely packed with surveillance cameras, overhead wires, and traffic signs. A triangular sign shows two children walking, indicating a school zone. Below it, a rectangular sign in Chinese reads “School Ahead.” A circular sign displays “20,” marking a speed limit of 20 km/h. Another sign reads “100 meters ahead.” In the background are trees, mountains, and a flagpole with the Chinese national flag. The image reflect…
NEOPAN SS 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo of an outdoor area with various objects arranged against a wall. On the left, two vertically standing quilted mats or mattresses lean side by side. In the center, two tall stacks of circular metal trays or containers are neatly piled. To the right, a round wicker table with a lower shelf sits alone. Above, a leafy vine with broad leaves and a hanging gourd-like fruit stretches across the wall, casting shadows. The ground is scattered …
@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-01-24 15:45:22

Bottling Day #homebrew

A bottle of apple wine having the cork inserted
Some bottles of wine on the sofa.
@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2026-02-14 07:29:49

#GoodNews #GuteNachrichten
#Sport #Fussball mit 85: 'Urwaldfriese' Gerold Auffarth

Neuenburg: Das Walking Football-Team aus Friesland
Fußball mit 85? Für Gerold Auffarth kein Problem. Wöchtentlich geht es für ihn auf den Platz.

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-02-24 13:32:21

Guess the cat is proud of herself. Wife was in the other room so I placed a fried egg and small piece of ham on a plate by her chair Cat was asleep on the sofa on her heating pad. Figured she would not notice and had never seen her express interest in eggs before.
Went into the other room and a few minutes later heard the wife yelling at the cat. Came out and found the cat had taken her egg and ran behind the sofa with it.
Kitty will be 20 in May and apparently still has some ki…

@catsche@nrw.social
2026-02-28 20:49:16

So langsam taue ich nach dem Stadionbesuch unter der dicken Decke auf dem Sofa wieder auf.
13 Grad Celsius? Am Arsch, ey! 🥶

@exil_inselette@norden.social
2025-12-28 18:02:15

Heute unfassbar wunderbares Licht, das aufs Sofa fiel. Gerätselt. Es war ein Reflex im Deckel der Keksdose. Leude, esst mehr Kekse!

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-30 11:07:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
DJ Sofa:
🎵 Ferry to the Underworld
#DJSofa
repertoire.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/4D8J2c3

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-05 21:48:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
DANGERDOOM:
🎵 Sofa King
#DANGERDOOM
vaaticanrecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/4N4iEt7

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-03 11:07:14

Today I will mostly be spilling coffee. Twice so far and it's only 11am. Have a photo of spark out Sparky, who has spilt no coffee whatsoever this morning.

A young tabby and white cat lies asleep at an interesting angle in the crook of a bejeaned human leg, on a grey sofa.
@pre@boing.world
2025-12-22 11:52:28

Mattress arrived in a ridiculously small box.
Apparently rolled up and vacuum sealed. Good packaging I guess if the mattress can stand being rolled up for months on end.
Instructions seem to imply it'll take up to 72 hours to reach it's full shape and possibly I ought to not be sleeping on it until then. 🤔
It'll get 13 hours or so at least till bedtime but do I really wanna sleep on the sofa for another two nights while it recovers from their abusive packaging? Hummm.
If I follow instructions it'll not be slept on until I get home after Xmas.

@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-02-06 11:25:36

#AntiAKW #Castor-Demo-Aufruf für den 7. März in #Ahaus:

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 16:36:32

PLF, SKREAMERZ. #sound
plfplf.bandcamp.com/album/skre
(Gefällt mir jetzt am Sofa besser als der Auftritt vor zwei Tagen gemeinsam mit Mariam Rezaei, tbh.)

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-03-07 21:33:47

Another great hour of fun and excitement watching incredibly fit young people work really really hard while I sit here on the sofa. Looking forward to the semi-finals next week. #Gladiators

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-01 18:20:00

Sparky throwing shapes. Look at that little face 💙 #catsofmastodon

A young tabby and white cat stretches out on a grey sofa next to human legs in jeans.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-31 06:24:07

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #Afrodeutsche
DANGERDOOM:
🎵 Sofa King
#DANGERDOOM
vaaticanrecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/4N4iEt7

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-30 19:49:02

Badly played Heather. I've somehow allowed the situation to arise where the cats have got into the same bag as my #knitting 😱 Tails is sitting on it now so I risk making things far worse if I try to rescue it. It'll be treat time soon so I'll rescue it then.

A busy scene of a blue handbag and large woven bag on a blue carpet, next to a sofa. A cat's arse can be seen sticking out of the bag.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-03 23:03:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SHERELLE
K&D:
🎵 Sofa Rockers (Richard Dorfmeister Mix)
#K #D
k7records.bandcamp.com/track/s

@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2026-01-25 10:31:53

#GoodNews #GuteNachrichten #GuteIdee
Sport, Gesundheit & Spass
Wäre auch wünschenswert für die #Schweiz

Fitkick-Liga: Mit Fußball gegen Bluthochdruck und Co.
Eine Frauenmannschaft in Cloppenburg hält gemeinsam Herz und Kreislauf gesund - ohne Zweikämpfe und mit viel Spaß.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-07 14:50:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #JamzSupernova
DJ Sofa:
🎵 Lionheart
#DJSofa
djsofa.bandcamp.com/track/lion
open.spotify.com/track/7x14OAU