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@formschub@fnordon.de
2024-03-28 21:05:35

Liebe es, wenn ich mit dem Mann einen Film oder eine Serie schaue, der Wecker einer Person darin klingelt vor 7:00 Uhr und wir rufen simultan vom Sofa aus »iiiieh!!!«.

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-04-29 17:28:57

Ugh, Mondays. #DogsOfMastodon #MonDog

iPhone photo of our brown & white chonky mutt (part pug, part German shorthair, part pibble) trying to nap in the teal velvet tinydog bed/sofa, her head is resting on the arm, her legs are sticking straight off the front edge of the bed, & her eyes are barely open—she looks exhausted (CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY)
@filmfacts@social.tchncs.de
2024-03-29 22:04:03

12 Minuten vom Anruf bis zum Einsatzort inkl. Anziehen - weil schon auf dem Sofa - finde ich ganz gut.

@pgogl@troet.cafe
2024-03-29 04:36:20

So, ich geh nochmal ins Bett, äh, aufs Sofa :-) Bis später :-)

@colinpeters@mastodon.social
2024-04-26 23:14:52

“I sense a disturbance in the Force. Someone is going to make toast.” This is a picture of my dogs.
#DogsOfMastodon

Two toy poodles, one black and one light brown, on a sofa. The black one is standing and looking at the camera. The light brown one is lying on the arm of the sofa, looking to the side, sensing toast in the future.
@formschub@fnordon.de
2024-03-28 21:05:35

Liebe es, wenn ich mit dem Mann einen Film oder eine Serie schaue, der Wecker einer Person darin klingelt vor 7:00 Uhr und wir rufen simultan vom Sofa aus »iiiieh!!!«.

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-04-29 17:28:57

Ugh, Mondays. #DogsOfMastodon #MonDog

iPhone photo of our brown & white chonky mutt (part pug, part German shorthair, part pibble) trying to nap in the teal velvet tinydog bed/sofa, her head is resting on the arm, her legs are sticking straight off the front edge of the bed, & her eyes are barely open—she looks exhausted (CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY)
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-02-24 16:53:06

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Kooks:
🎵 Sofa Song
#NowPlaying #TheKooks
open.spotify.com/track/1LM6kwI
wuml.bandcamp.com/track/sofa-s

@gfriend@mas.to
2024-02-27 03:31:41

“Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky. It is an axe you break down doors with in an emergency. Hope should shove you out the door, because it will take everything you have to steer the future away from endless war, from the annihilation of the earth's treasures and the grinding down of the poor and marginal... To hope is to give yourself to the future - and that commitment to the future is what makes the present inhabitable.”
--Rebecca Solni…

@toooobeeee@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-26 19:38:47

Årets fŸrste birkevand!
#birkevand #naturdrik

Foto af en næsten halvfyldt flaske med birkevand. Jeg holder flasken i min venstre hånd, i baggrunden ses en orange sofa, et sort klaver oppe ved væggen og en sort kikkert på en trefod.
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2024-04-23 22:26:14

the furry croissant is (for the time being) following my “no murdering” instructions

a biscuit-coloured cat curled up on my legs which are lounging comfortably on my sofa
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2024-04-19 06:26:23

Beispiele für beliebte Netflix-Originals sind The Witcher, Don't Look Up und Stranger Things. Aber die Stimmen mehren sich, dass #Netflix mehr auf Quantität statt Qualität setzt. 😒
Fehlt es Netflix wirklich an guten Inhalten?
Zum Artikel:

Auf dem Bild sieht man zwei Menschen von hinten, die auf einem Sofa sitzen und Netflix auf ihrem großen Fernseher schauen. Die Überschrift des Community-Zitats ist: "Netflix erhöht erneut die Preise." Das Zitat lautet: "Jetzt noch ne Qualitätsoffensive und ich werde Fan."

Bis zu 20 Euro im Monat: Netflix erhöht die Preise
Netflix erhöht die Preise in Deutschland. Künftig kostet das Standardmodell 14, das Premium-Abo 20 Euro im Monat. Nur das Werbemodell kostet wie gehabt 5 Euro.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-03-21 14:06:02

First they came for the zealots who assaulted the federal police officers on January 6, and I did not speak out. And then they came for Donald Trump and I said, he's over there behind the sofa eating a Big Mac.

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2024-04-11 15:08:32

This afternoon I was interviewed by Gary.
He's a sensitive sweet boy who doesn't like it when his humans go away so he needs someone to take good care of him. It's quite rare I unlock the upside down achievement during the interview, so I think we're good to go. ❤️
Gary was also homed by the charity I volunteer at so I remember him from kennels!
#Greyhounds…

A photo of a large black greyhound boy upside down on his back next to an armchair and a human's leg. His back legs are propped against the sofa and his front legs are tucked against his chest.
A photo of a large shiny black greyhound boy laying left to right on his left side on a sofa. He's looking at the photographer with interest and his ears are at half attention.
A close up photo of the head of a black greyhound boy snoozing on an orange sofa cushion. He' having trouble keeping his eyes open.
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2024-03-19 05:47:26

Alter, weißer Dude: "Ich bin nie in meinem Leben je Rassist gewesen. Und hier, zum Beweis, das Foto meines schwarzen Freundes, wie er schlafend hier auf meinem Sofa liegt, während ich ohne sein Einverständnis ein Foto mache und öffentlich ins Internet stelle."
#kannstedirnichtausdenken

@andycarolan@social.lol
2024-04-20 07:11:38

Morning!
I had a weird sleep... I was so tired that I went to bed at 2130. But then I woke up again, totally refreshed at 0030. So, I had cereal, watched some Star Trek, then woke up on the sofa at 0430.
Went back to bed and watched YT for a bit 🤔

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2024-02-03 13:59:22

Meanwhile, our old lady has this ever so attractive set of steps made of old wooden crates to help her get on and off the sofa...
#caturday

A black cat lies curled up on a grey sofa. Two wooden boxes are next to it at different levels
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-17 18:31:00

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2:
#JoWhiley
- Sofa Session: James!
James play a Sofa Session for Jo, with tracks from the new album Yummy and a new cover.
Relisten now 👇
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001y35q

@kerstinsailer@sciences.social
2024-03-15 11:22:38

Another #LongCovidAwarenessDay - I wish all my fellow sufferers a relatively good day with some rays of sunlight.
If you're healthy, do me a favour and look around in your group of friends, colleagues and acquaintances. Anyone missing? Anyone you haven't seen in ages? Anyone that seems to be much quieter and introverted than usual? Reach out and ask them how their day …

A photograph of me resting on my sofa with a black eye rest covering my face - taken by the British Heart Foundation for a feature on Long Covid
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2024-03-17 08:07:28

Bill – January 2021 on the sofa <photos.app.goo.gl/K2prrkre49L6>, 17th March 2022 in a cot.
This weekend seems to be the second anniversary of his homecoming from New Priory Vets. He was an in-patient for around eleven days, with hypocalcaemia – an extrao…

@colinpeters@mastodon.social
2024-02-17 00:44:05

There are many things wrong with the world, but at least I know my lawns have been inspected and my sofa is secured. These are pictures of my dogs.
#DogsOfMastodon

A tiny light brown toy poodle and a small black toy poodle sitting on a sofa to keep it safe.
The same two dogs performing careful lawn inspections.
@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2024-04-19 16:11:05

TV-TiPP: DAS! im #NDR
Wann: um 18.45 Uhr
Auf dem roten Sofa: Katrin Seyfert. Die Journalistin hat ihren Mann durch seine Alzheimer-Erkrankung begleitet. Anfang 50 war er, als er die Diagnose bekam, Arzt und Vater von fünf Kindern. #Alzheimer

Autorin Katrin Seyfert
Fünf Jahre hat die freie Journalistin ihren Mann durch seine Alzheimer-Erkrankung begleitet. Anfang 50 war er, als er die Diagnose bekam, Arzt und Vater von fünf Kindern.

@stefanmuelller@climatejustice.social
2024-02-12 21:03:39

Unaufgeregter Bericht über das Desaster bei der SZ. War das wirklich so mit dem tazler hinterm Sofa? Ist ja lustig.
taz.de/!5988738
Ich habe die SZ ja immer bewundert, weil oft vom Recherchenetzwerk SZ, NDR, WDR berichtet wurde. Und ich dachte, sie wären hart im Nehmen. Viel Feind, viel Ehr. Aber da sind sie halt eingebrochen, als wären Angriffe ganz unvermutet gekommen.

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-04-16 22:45:49

I’d lain down on the sofa, & Timba decided it was time to try to wash my face with her enormous, slobbery dog tongue …
but then the UPS truck pulled into our drive. #JustInTheNickOfTime #DogsOfMastodon #dogs

iPhone photo of our giant taupe colored Malinois cross—taken while I was lying on the sofa with her standing over me staring off into the distance with ears up, wearing a red collar & with white fur on her neck & chest
@threeofus@mstdn.social
2024-02-16 07:52:20

Big milestone yesterday - I met Cs kids for the first time. It went so well. We played table football, actual football, ate pizza, did some gaming. It all felt so natural. They even cuddled up to me on the sofa 🥰. Seems it’s time for C to meet mine ❤️. I think C is my happy ever after.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-11 16:58:35

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Kooks:
🎵 Sofa Song
#NowPlaying #TheKooks
open.spotify.com/track/1LM6kwI
wuml.bandcamp.com/track/sofa-s

@fipmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-01 16:44:57

🔊 #NowPlaying on #fip
Isabelle Antena:
🎵 Laying on the sofa (Mark Kamins remix)
#IsabelleAntena
open.spotify.com/track/3DLT5DR
discomatin.bandcamp.com/album/

@formschub@fnordon.de
2024-02-13 18:43:58

Endlich. Das neue Sofa ist da!

K.I.-generiertes Bild eines Sofas in einem Raum mit dunkelgrau gefliestem Boden und kahlen weiß getünchten Wänden. Das Sofa sieht aus, als sei es komplett aus rohem Fleisch anfegertigt.
@moonmoth@pnpde.social
2024-03-10 10:21:32

@… Ich denke, eine Menge Rollenspielstreams von der Conspiracy schauen. Sofa 🛋️!

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2024-04-13 19:05:59

Lovely message from Basil's humans (used with permission as a testimonial). Harder work than a greyhound but a good experience. 😀
#ShibaInu

A screenshot of a message from a chat app reading: Hey Andy hope you're doing well! Have been meaning to drop you a message but have been busy since being back. Thank you again for looking after Basil on our holiday! He's obviously been well taken care of and we really appreciated the peace of mind. Hope to ask for your help again in the future :)
head-on photo of the head and front legs of a tand and white Shiba Inu dog staring at the photographer from a sofa with jaws open and ears at attention.
Photo of a Shiba Inu dog laying on a cream sofa resting his head on the knee of a human. He's staring at the human who is working on a laptop.
Photo of a Shiba Inu dog sat on a large boulder in a parkland setting. He glances off to the left with his eyues shut against the sun.
@matzeschmidt@masto.ai
2024-02-16 14:40:50

So wirbt die #DeutscheGlasfaser. Frau muss von #ManfredSpitzers, sagen wir Medien-Katastrophie und seiner sozialen Demenz-These nicht überzeugt sein, aber die dargestellte "Welt"-Vorstellung dieser Firma ist das Sofa des privilegierten Konsums mit kleinem Kind vor dem flachen und verkl…

@nohillside@smnn.ch
2024-03-04 11:23:42

Wenn man als alter weisser Mann die nachfolgenden Generationen nicht mehr versteht, kann man durchaus auch mal die Klappe halten …

NZZ-Aufmacher: - Bild: Älterer weisser Mann sitzt breitbeinig auf rotem Sofa - Text: Irgendwas mit Generationenkonflikt
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2024-03-31 08:21:42

I'm still in my dressing gown, sitting on the sofa with a laptop beside me and a cat on my lap.
So I can't move, obviously.
This has landed in my inbox. The Lottery app is on my phone which is still upstairs next to the bed.
It's possible I could be a gazillionaire right now and not know it.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-17 00:57:09

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SHERELLE
DJ Sofa, Dwarde & Tim Reaper:
🎵 Couch Surfing (feat. DJ SoFa)
#DJSofa #Dwarde #TimReaper
open.spotify.com/track/4IP579B
shallnotfade.co.uk/track/couch

@kerstinsailer@sciences.social
2024-03-15 11:22:38

Another #LongCovidAwarenessDay - I wish all my fellow sufferers a relatively good day with some rays of sunlight.
If you're healthy, do me a favour and look around in your group of friends, colleagues and acquaintances. Anyone missing? Anyone you haven't seen in ages? Anyone that seems to be much quieter and introverted than usual? Reach out and ask them how their day …

A photograph of me resting on my sofa with a black eye rest covering my face - taken by the British Heart Foundation for a feature on Long Covid
@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2024-03-13 12:55:05

#AntiAKW #AntiAtom #Zwischenlager #Jülich

@wikinaut@berlin.social
2024-01-31 09:35:17

#Katzenkalenderblatt
#Cosy
Schnell noch das Blatt vom #Januar (bevor der vorbei ist)

Cosy, junge Langhaarkatze, guckt aus einem Sofa mit einem ganz bunten Bezug.
@colinpeters@mastodon.social
2024-04-13 03:22:24

When the trees have been inspected and breakfast and even lunch have been had, the sofa still needs to be guarded. This is a picture of my dogs.
#DogsOfMastodon

Two toy poodles, one black and one light brown, diligently guarding a sofa by sitting on top of it and dozing on a Saturday afternoon.
@patuleia@metalhead.club
2024-02-03 10:35:25

Great, I slept on the sofa

Image from Microsoft SwiftKey Beta Keyboard
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-20 20:27:28

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #JoWhiley
Crystal Fighters:
🎵 Love x3 (Sofa Session, 20 March 2024)
#CrystalFighters
open.spotify.com/track/5Lpl5YB

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-02-20 03:37:54

My husband’s dawg thinks I am sooooo boooriiiiing. #dogs #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon

Closeup photo of our taupe colored Malinois cross lying on the sofa with her chin on the armrest. Her beautiful amber eyes are telling me she thinks I am so lame.
@0x5DA@fosstodon.org
2024-03-08 21:06:02

shadow enjoying a bit of _slouvaki_ (slowdive)
#nowSpinning #vinyl #slowdive

an awkward shot of a black vinyl on a platter, behind a cover. a messy living room is behind. a dog sleeps on a sofa, swaddled in a blanket
@stefanmuelller@climatejustice.social
2024-03-06 16:55:27

11/ Die beiden hatten auch noch dicke Luft über dem Kopf.
Im Bild stimmen die Gewicht nicht. In meinem nicht und in der Installation auch nicht. Wenn ich mich nicht irre, ist das Problem, dass die Abgase unten sind, d.h. unser Liebsten kriegen das ganze Zeug in die Fresse.
Vielleicht kann man diese Abgaswolke ja zu nem Sofa umbauen.
#autofrei und kein Spaß dabei.

@matzeschmidt@masto.ai
2024-02-16 14:40:50

So wirbt die #DeutscheGlasfaser. Frau muss von #ManfredSpitzers, sagen wir Medien-Katastrophie und seiner sozialen Demenz-These nicht überzeugt sein, aber die dargestellte "Welt"-Vorstellung dieser Firma ist das Sofa des privilegierten Konsums mit kleinem Kind vor dem flachen und verkl…

@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-20 20:22:27

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #JoWhiley
Crystal Fighters:
🎵 Tranquilo (Sofa Session, 20 March 2024)
#CrystalFighters
open.spotify.com/track/6x6Y5eD

@gfriend@mas.to
2024-03-06 19:52:05

“Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky. It is an axe you break down doors with in an emergency. Hope should shove you out the door, because it will take everything you have to steer the future away from endless war, from the annihilation of the earth's treasures and the grinding down of the poor and marginal... To hope is to give yourself to the future - and that commitment to the future is what makes the present inhabitable.”
--Rebecca Solni…

@patuleia@metalhead.club
2024-02-03 10:35:25

Great, I slept on the sofa

Image from Microsoft SwiftKey Beta Keyboard
@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2024-02-09 21:54:30

Mike.
Pig's ear.
Sofa snooze.
#greyhounds #adoptdontshop

@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-20 20:43:28

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #JoWhiley
Crystal Fighters:
🎵 Feel Good Inc. (Sofa Session, 20 March 2024)
#CrystalFighters

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-03-14 17:35:34

I let my son take our giant metal saguaro sculpture home w/ him (we have way too much wind to place it w/o sinking a bunch of rebar), & they’re lighting it w/ LED strips & putting it indoors in their front window. It’s not finished, but it’s already so awesome!
Also, what a gorgeous photo 🤩
Added bonus: The don’t know this yet, but when a dog barks near this cactus, it sings!

Photo of a dimly lit room with a giant metal saguaro cactus sculpture partially lit with green LED lights displaying patterns on the ceiling in front of a window. A sofa is in the foreground and there’s a view of the outdoors through the window.
@colinpeters@mastodon.social
2024-02-11 23:41:39
Content warning: Dogs looking at you. Needing haircuts.

Well obviously it’s because we need more dogs. These are pictures of my dogs.
#DogsOfMastodon

A small graying black toy poodle standing on the floor and looking up at the camera. He needs a haircut.
A tiny light brown toy poodle sitting on the arm of a sofa and looking at the camera. She needs a haircut.
@MrBerard@pilote.me
2024-04-13 10:08:28

Yaaaaaawn
#Cats #CatsofMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday

A black cat, flopped on his side on a red sofa, yawning wide as if roaring his superiority (which he probably was)
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-06 19:30:09

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2:
#JoWhiley
- Sofa Session: The Last Dinner Party
The Last Dinner Party play a Sofa Session for Jo, including a previously unheard cover!
Relisten now 👇
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001wqts

@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-17 19:16:03

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #JoWhiley
James:
🎵 Our World (Sofa Session, 17 April 2024)
#James
open.spotify.com/track/5nPryXH
georgelegood.bandcamp.com/trac

@colinpeters@mastodon.social
2024-02-04 00:47:04
Content warning: Dog eye contact. Mlem.

I have escaped the confines of linear time or maybe I forgot to write the post on the day you three-dimensional beings think of as “yesterday.” This is a picture of my dogs.
#DogsOfMastodon

Two toy poodles sitting on a sofa covered with cushions. A tiny light brown dog in the foreground is looking at the camera and licking her chops. In the background a graying black dog is watching over the living room.
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-03-02 04:19:28

Teddi likes to lie on me & get her face scrubbied. She’s my cuddly girl. ❤️❤️❤️ #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Heinz57

Photo of my brown & white pibble x pug lying on me on the sofa. She has big brown eyes & is wearing a red collar, & my hand is stroking the side of her face. She looks very content.
@colinpeters@mastodon.social
2024-02-04 00:47:04
Content warning: Dog eye contact. Mlem.

I have escaped the confines of linear time or maybe I forgot to write the post on the day you three-dimensional beings think of as “yesterday.” This is a picture of my dogs.
#DogsOfMastodon

Two toy poodles sitting on a sofa covered with cushions. A tiny light brown dog in the foreground is looking at the camera and licking her chops. In the background a graying black dog is watching over the living room.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-15 23:32:10

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheRaversHour
Dj Sofa & Tim Reaper:
🎵 Helsinki to London Connection
#DjSofa #TimReaper
open.spotify.com/track/3HeEYWv
futureretrolondon.bandcamp.com

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2024-04-06 10:25:40

Kid left a box open on the sofa, resident #BlackPanther went to sit in it.
Happy #Caturday folks...
#BlackCat #Cat #voidcat

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-01-31 04:19:27

She’s such a pretty girl. 😍😍😍 #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #BelgianMalinois

Closeup photo of the toothy end of our youngest—& also biggest—dog, she’s a taupe colored Malinois cross with white throat, chest, & feet. She’s stretched out on the quilt-covered sofa with me while I watch TV. She’s wearing a red collar & she’s smiling. Comfy, relaxed dog!
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-02-20 20:18:54

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #JoWhiley
Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler:
🎵 Shallow The Water (Sofa Session, 8 June 2022)
#JessieBuckley #BernardButler
open.spotify.com/track/4eR1oWp

@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-15 18:53:54

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #JoWhiley
Maggie Rogers:
🎵 The Kill (Sofa Session, 4 April 2024)
#MaggieRogers #newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/06qDEAG
mrdontforgetme.bandcamp.com/tr