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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 17:37:11

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

remember

Movies: by rich people, for poor
Opera: by rich people, for rich
Theater: by poor people, for rich people
Memes: by poor people, for poor people 

Memes are the gateway to the gateway to the liberation of the masses
@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 08:44:11

Sweden 🇸🇪 halts the introduction of demand charges in distribution network tariffs, which all DSOs were required to implement by 2027. A new design should make network charges easier to understand and incentivise demand shift (e.g. smart EV charging, smart heating).

A top ICE official steps down to run for Congress in Ohio
A top-ranking U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official
is leaving the agency
to run for Congress as a Republican in Ohio,
setting up a potential battleground district test of voter attitudes about the Trump administration’s immigration policies.

#Madison

@anderelampe@chaos.social
2026-03-14 18:25:26

Unser dummer* Staubsaugerrobotter braucht einen neuen Akku, aber ist nach 5 Jahren auch voll ok. Hab mich nur erschrocken über den Preis, knapp 30€. Allerdings immernoch wenig genug, dass ich nicht das Basteln anfangen werde.
Oder hätte jemand empfehlungen für einen neuen dummen* Staubsaugerrobotter?
*dumm meint hier: nicht smart, also keine Internetverbindung und keine DatenĂĽbermittlung an irgendwen.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 16:47:34

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Richard Jeter
@MilesToGo13
"Yes, but what if 9 pregnant women could
produce a baby in 1 month?"
-More or less every project manager I've ever
worked for
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-14 08:25:52

I see #LLVM is embracing socialism.
* get_distribution_components() is outdated!
* Add: llubi
* Remove:
#shitposting

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-04-14 00:01:09

Titusville Teen Charged as Adult in Killing of Stepsister on Cruise Ship (US Department of Justice)
justice.gov/usao-sdfl/pr/titus
memeorandum.com/260413/p136#a2

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:50:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite



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Laura Ansley

@Imansley
Update your lesson plans, we have a
new perfect example for Oxford
commas.

Benjamin Dreyer @ @BCDreyer- 2h

The highlights of his waning administration
include encounters with Rudy Giuliani, a
healthcare disaster and a dildo collector.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:17:52

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

An opossum is perched on a small, blue, metal bicycle-shaped garden decoration. The opossum is facing to the left of the frame, with its head turned slightly towards the viewer. It has dark fur on its back and sides, with lighter gray fur on its head and a pink nose and ears. Its eyes are dark and beady. Its tail, which is long and thin, is visible extending behind it.

The bicycle decoration is made of thin metal rods and painted a vibrant blue. It has a rack on the back and a rudimentary hand…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 23:50:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution".

The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall.

The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…