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@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-04-05 07:27:26

"To make a long story short, at some point during early 1996 I bought a cheap 14.4 kilobit per second modem, taking 10 minutes in average to download a single megabyte. Together with a monthly subscription to the new “Blue Window” service by Telecom PTT (soon to be renamed Swisscom), lo and behold, I was online."
deprogrammaticaipsum.com/sniff

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2025-02-28 16:29:46

True story time. ~7 years ago, onsite team meeting
New hire said when starting job, they thought "model" in job description meant we take photos, wondered where the girls were. Initially sounded like joke, but as they kept going, I realized they were serious. Next few years confirmed laziness, lack of curiosity.
How do you see "model" in #DataAnalytics job &amp…

@otakus_terebi@mastodon.social
2025-01-31 16:41:33

Tensei Shitara Dai Nana Ōji Datta no de, Kimama ni Majutsu o Kiwamemasu
I Was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so I Can Take My Time Perfecting My Magical Ability,
SECOND SEASON Starts July 2025
Source (Official Website)
dainanaoji.com/news/?p=1003

 I Was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so I Can Take My Time Perfecting My Magical Ability image second season
@tore@openbiblio.social
2025-02-12 20:52:52

Years ago, I thought it was rather strange to store and provide an additional copy of a already published article. „Doppelt hält besser“ commented @… back then.
Well, he was right back then. But I still couldn't have imagined how important additional copies would become if data and publishers suddenly disappeared.
One more reason why

@otakus_terebi@mastodon.social
2025-01-31 16:45:51

La segunda temporada de Tensei Shitara Dai Nana Ōji Datta no de, Kimama ni Majutsu o Kiwamemasu
EMPIEZA EN Julio de 2025
Fuente Web Oficial
#anime

I Was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so I Can Take My Time Perfecting My Magical Ability image second season
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2025-03-12 16:02:04

True story time, from about 8 years ago.
After work, I joined few co-workers for happy hour. I had 1 or 2 alcoholic drinks, then cut myself off and drank soda rest of the night, for many reasons including I wanted to be 100% sober to drive home.
One guy was rude, insisted I keep drinking, said I was ruining the fun.
Kids, be your own person. Be stubborn. Don't let someone pressure you into doing something you don't want to do. No means no.
1/x

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-01-12 23:06:39

Dipshiticus the Dumb
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@magicicada@social.sdf.org
2025-03-28 17:03:32

Defunct railroad building.
Taken 4 August 2024.
#WindowFriday #FensterFreitag #Abandoned #Ohio

A window in the wall of a dilapidated one-story building, seen from the inside. The window is a two by four grid of panes, but all the glass appears to be missing. A small line of glass shards can still be seen clinging to the bottom of the window. Outside is a lot of green trees and brush, with a dull gray sky behind them.  There's a wood frame around the window, although for some reason the top of the frame is lower than the top of the window, so it covers part of the window. The wood is bump…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-01-12 23:06:26

I am launching this bot today. It posts a nickname for the 45th President once an hour.
Enjoy!
(and please don't send me to a reeducation camp for making this)
- @…
#satire