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@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-27 21:45:13

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBCRadio3:
#TheEssay
- On Disappointment
Rachel Cooke surveys the perils and pitfalls of dating and argues that kissing a few frogs may not be such a bad thing after all.
Relisten now 👇
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001rz18

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 15:07:02

CNN: ICE launches immigration enforcement campaign in Maine
cnn.com/us/live-news/minnesota

January 21, 2026 - Trump’s immigration in Minnesota and Maine
An immigration enforcement campaign is underway in Maine, while Minnesota and Twin Cities officials face subpoenas as the feds probe whether they obstructed immigration enforcement efforts that have drawn strong backlash.

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-11-23 04:42:44

You remember the pictures.
The images of tech oligarchs kissing the ring at President Trump’s inauguration were instantly iconic,
markers of a new and rather unnerving era.
But months earlier, Trump made a corrosive pact with another set of moguls,
and that one is already remaking global politics,
wiping out jobs at home and strangling what little hope was left of avoiding a climate disaster.
This one happened behind closed doors.
These moguls wer…

Opinion | The Real Reason Trump Is Fawning Over Saudi Arabia’s Ruler
The story begins in the 1970s.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-12-21 11:31:47

Hah it spiked due to Renovate kicking off some PRs and thus GitHub Action runners starting on it 🎉

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-24 05:58:02

football just like me fr
#fedifc #claptoncfc

poster on my wall that says CLAPTON COMMUNITY FOOTBALL CLUB FOOTBALL HAS NO GENDER WHY NINE PLAYERS? The Clapton CFC Women's First Team and Reserves Team have been kicking off games with just nine players on the pitch at the start. The two other positions are left deliberately vacant at the start to represent the two FA bans - on women's football as a whole in 1921 and on trans women's involvement in football in 2025. We hope other allies may adopt this small but visible gesture.
@puhuri@mastodon.social
2026-01-23 08:10:07

Persut haluaa oman ICE:n? Pakkoko kaikki idiotismit on yrittää kopioida?
Sisäministeriö ehdottaa Rajavartiolaitokselle laajoja uusia valtuuksia tarkastaa asiakirjoja, ajoneuvoja ja ihmisiä sisärajoilla ilman rikosepäilyä.
Oikeusministeriö ja Tulli arvostelevat ehdotusta voimakkaasti. Valmistelua tehty salassa.
Rajavalvonta | Tullin pääjohtajalta poikkeuksellinen ulostulo: Ministeriö kajoamassa kevyin perustein perusoikeuksiin

Ruutukaappaus. Sisäministeriö ehdottaa Rajavartiolaitokselle laajoja uusia valtuuksia tarkastaa asiakirjoja, ajoneuvoja ja ihmisiä sisärajoilla ilman rikosepäilyä. Oikeusministeriö ja Tulli arvostelevat ehdotusta voimakkaasti, sillä se puuttuu kansalaisten perusoikeuksiin ilman riittäviä perusteita. Tullin pääjohtaja Sami Rakshit sanoo, että ehdotetut toimenpiteet tarkoittavat käytännössä rajatarkastusten palauttamista sisärajoille, mikä ei ole Schengen-sääntöjen mukaista.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-17 12:33:45

My body is a machine that turns cats into kissed cats. 💋

Photo of someone with pale skin, glasses, and long hair kissing a fluffy kitty they are holding outside. One of the cat's eyes is partially closed as it looks away thinking of how to escape. Kitty tried showing one fang as a deferent, but alas, they still got kissed.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-17 09:58:45

Warning: kissing fascist ass may result in liquid glass.
So my phone tricked me into updating to iOS 26 (nice one, asshats). And wow: it really is a case study in form over function. Gratuitous, meaningless aesthetics and motion. Decoration, not design. “Look what I can do!”
Oh well, if it gets me using my phone less, that’s a good thing, I guess.
But the next time you hear someone from Apple talking about design, please feel free to laugh in their damn faces. What a sad j…

Stuart from Mad TV jumping across a lawn yelling “Look what I can do!” while a guy in a leg cast and clutches lies on a deck chair.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-06 02:32:46

I’m reading Civilization Before Greece and Rome, by H. W. F. Saggs. Published in ‘89 so some interpretations are outdated, but a section on the emergence and rise of the god king in Mesopotamia for instance shows how the evangelical butt kissing of 🍊💩 and their efforts to sanctify him have been a part of human behavior for the past 5KY that we have written records of, and likely for a long while before that. Our constitution tries to buck the trend, but the odds for success look slim.